The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

"I'm heading north, leaving the season with you~" Jon played the harp and started singing.

After all, the character is a bard.

You have to do your job well.

Although Elizabeth didn't know what song Lord Jon was singing, she found it inexplicably beautiful and hummed along with him out of courtesy.

The two men rode northward and soon disappeared at the end of the horizon.

……

……

In the crystal ball, the light representing the source of magic power became increasingly intense.

The woman lowered her head and whispered to herself, "It's impossible. How could such a thing exist in the world?"

She gazed into the crystal ball.

A light mist emerged from the sphere.

The fog cleared, revealing Jon and Elizabeth.

Suddenly, Jon turned his head and looked in a certain direction.

And in the picture shown in the crystal ball, he happened to be looking into the woman's eyes.

After hesitating for only half a second, he made a strange gesture of hugging his chest and covering his face.

"I say, you are looking at me, Marlene..."

Chapter 717: Survival Lesson

"Lord Jon, who are you talking to?" Elizabeth asked curiously.

"Nothing, just talking to myself." Jon said casually.

"Oh~" Elizabeth believed it.

And somewhere unknown, some distance away, the number one magician of the Britannia continent covered his bleeding eyes with an expression of both fear and excitement on his face.

Marin, a former paladin of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins of the Kingdom of Lyonness, symbolizes the sin of "gluttony".

He is also the mentor of the King of Camelot.

He is in a prominent position and has unfathomable strength.

Since the disbandment of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins, she has been hiding behind the scenes, usually staying in the laboratory to conduct magic research.

By nature, Marlene has a strong desire to learn about unknown things.

So, when a subtle and powerful magical force rose from the direction of the Kingdom of Lyonness, she found it difficult to control her curiosity and naturally used magic to spy.

as a result……

"How unkind to women." Muttering to herself, Marlene crushed a green crystal.

The magical light of super recovery descended, and her eyes recovered as before.

However, the dull pain in my mind still exists.

"No trace of his presence can be found with any backtracking magic, and no prophecy magic can foresee his future existence... Strange, it's really strange."

Marlene thought back to that dangerous yet strangely handsome face.

With a wave of his hand, a sketch drawn entirely by magic appeared in front of him.

"Jon Joestar, huh? Very good, a new research subject has appeared."

Although she had been warned a little bit just now, Marlene was not the type to back off when faced with difficulties.

Quite the opposite.

The harder it is, the more excited she becomes.

However, no matter how excited you are, you still need to use your brain.

As the number one magician on the continent, Marin has a very deep understanding of her own strength.

With the blessing of "infinite" magic, that guy named Jon was able to hurt her from a distance. His strength must be top-notch in the continent!

Marlene even felt a faint aura of 'God' in her new research subject... If the seal hadn't been intact, she would have almost thought that the Demon King was reincarnated.

"Come to think of it, Princess Lyonness should be looking for members of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins, right?" Marlene's lips curled up slightly, "That's easy to understand."

Tapping her temple, an illusory map appeared before her eyes.

Marlene said thoughtfully, "Maybe it's time to get together with old friends again."

the other side.

Jon and Elizabeth's journey went pretty smoothly.

With a professional bodyguard who is also a professional nanny, Elizabeth has become plump and white. Her weight has increased by at least one to three kilograms, making her already plump figure even more curvy.

Beside the campfire, the Princess of the Silly White Sweet Kingdom looked at Jon with admiration, clasped her hands together and said, "Thank you so much, Lord Jon. Your cooking skills are amazing, just as good as the royal chef."

"It's mainly because the food is good. High-end ingredients often only require simple cooking." Jon said with a smile.

Many of the ingredients used these days are not from this world, so they taste naturally delicious.

As he fiddled with the campfire, he asked Elizabeth, "Still heading north tomorrow?"

"Well... um..." Elizabeth looked distressed.

After a moment's silence, he said timidly, "We have been walking for so many days, why not...walk a little further."

so--

Without any plan or purpose, they set out on a whim to look for the seven people who had long lost contact.

In other words, no normal person would do such a thing.

"Okay, okay, you're the boss." Jon spread his hands. "By the way, there are more and more search knights in the kingdom recently."

Upon hearing this, Elizabeth also became worried.

Although she knew that Sir Jon was very strong, there was a saying that "two fists cannot beat four hands". What if Sir Jon was in danger because of her...

When Elizabeth thought of this possibility, she felt uneasy and the food she had just eaten no longer tasted good.

"Um..." She hesitated and said, "Lord Jon, if you don't mind, could you teach me some self-defense sword techniques or fighting techniques? I also want to help you when necessary."

"Goodbye." Jon refused decisively.

He looked at Elizabeth and smiled, "I'm not looking down on you, but with your delicate body, brandishing a sword... Hey, you can only use the Gangster Excitement Fist and Gangster Excitement Sword. It's hard to say whether it can hurt people. Don't add a berserk buff to the opponent."

"Buff? It sounds like a combination of parfait and eclair. It must be delicious." Elizabeth, who was gradually becoming a foodie, had stars in her eyes.

Jon snapped his fingers, bringing the silly girl back to reality.

After thinking for a while, he said, "Well, it's not impossible to teach you a few moves. Girls must have a skill. But I see that you can't use fists or swords with your physical fitness. I might as well teach you to sing."

"Sing?" Elizabeth was confused.

She knew that Lord Jon was a remarkable bard.

But does singing really help in combat?

Perhaps seeing through Elizabeth's thoughts, Jon said very seriously: "Have you ever heard of the saying 'The support is permanent, but the C is transient'?"

"No." Elizabeth shook her head honestly.

Jon's expression remained unchanged. "Whether you have heard of it or not, you just need to know that support is very important to a person's improvement... Come, take my harp and play a song of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" for you to listen to."

Elizabeth was stunned.

What?

First, she couldn't play the harp.

Second, she didn’t know what “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” was.

It seems very, very difficult.

Jon said helplessly, "Forget it, let's just improvise."

After a pause, he explained, "This harp contains the magic power I stored. It is a magic item. When played by someone I approve of, it can exert incredible power."

"Really?" Elizabeth's eyes lit up.

Which girl hasn't dreamed of being a knight riding a horse across the world? In today's world view, that means becoming a majestic paladin.

To become a paladin, one must not only have a strong physique, but also profound magical powers, which is out of reach for Elizabeth.

Now, with Lord Jon's magic harp, you can become a paladin!

As she thought about it, her white and tender fingers plucked the strings.

Ding-dong-

The sound of the piano is melodious.

She didn’t know if it was an illusion, but Elizabeth felt that she seemed to have a talent for music.

"Ah~oh~ah~oh~"

Perhaps because they had become more familiar with each other recently, she was not shy and sang softly in front of Jon.

As we all know, when Disney princesses sing, fish, birds, small animals and the like will be attracted around them.

The Princess of Lyonesse also sang well.

After a while, a group of knights came from afar...

The leader wore a huge helmet with horns and carried a huge axe on his shoulder. He faintly emanated magical fluctuations from his body. He was obviously a human elite with the profession of Paladin.

Seeing Jon and Elizabeth, he was delighted and walked over quickly with his axe. He sat down on the ground with a thump.

Elizabeth was so frightened that she no longer cared about playing the piano or singing. She hid timidly behind John.

Jon looked at the uninvited guest and smiled, "What's the matter?"

"It's nothing. It's too cold to travel at night, so I came here when I saw the fire." The Horned Paladin glanced at Jon and didn't take it seriously.

However, when he saw Elizabeth's disguised but still beautiful face, the iron lump's eyes suddenly widened and he exclaimed: "Oh, your wife is quite beautiful."

He rubbed his hands together. "Can I use it?"

Although Elizabeth was naive, kind, and a bit silly, she was not a fool. She instinctively sensed danger from the aura emanating from the other party, and she tensed up.

"Look, if you were a human, how would you deal with this kind of scum?" Jon turned his head slightly, still with an indifferent look on his face.

Elizabeth wanted to say, 'Without Lord Jon's help, I would always be wrapped in that armor.'

Danger was imminent, and this was not the time to gossip. She clenched the harp in her hand, her expression extremely nervous.

At this time, the other patrolling knights also tied up their horses and walked over in groups of three or five, laughing and joking.

The Horned Paladin stroked his beard and laughed: "This desolate mountain, with not even a hair around, is a perfect place to kill and bury the body. Don't worry, brothers, I'll have my fill, and you can have some soup too!"

"Boss is wise!"

"The boss is mighty!"

"Long live Lord Angus!"

They were already filled with rage because they had gone out to search for the princess's whereabouts, and now they finally had a chance to vent their anger. How could these stinky cans not be happy?

"Lord Jon, what should we do now!" Eliza asked tremblingly.

The previous journey was so smooth that she almost forgot that she had actually become an enemy of her current kingdom. In front of the state machine, the power of one person is too small.

Even if Lord Jon is included, I'm afraid...

Elizabeth dared not think any further.

"How depraved! As a paladin, you can actually say such vulgar words. Disgusting, just one word, disgusting." Jon stood up and looked down at the Horned Paladin.

“Oh, you still dare to resist?” The Bullhorn Paladin became excited and grinned, “Okay, okay, just because of your temper, I will let you watch from beginning to end.”

Jon ignored him and turned to Elizabeth and said, "Piano, today I will teach you the first lesson of survival."

Elizabeth didn't respond.

Jon repeated again, "I said play the piano, sing anything."