The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

"Now is not the time to play the piano, Lord Jon!" Elizabeth said anxiously.

Jon frowned, "Forget what I told you before? After you get out, you have to obey me in everything. You have to do whatever I tell you to do."

"That... okay." Perhaps it was John's attitude that gave Elizabeth courage.

She forced herself to calm down, gritted her teeth, and traced the strings with her fingertips.

Ding-dong-

Bonfire, piano music, and fierce enemies.

It creates a strange and beautiful picture.

Jon held out his hand, "Don't accuse me of bullying. You can attack first, but you only have one chance."

The Horned Knight thought that the pretty boy had gone insane, and thought to himself, "He doesn't even have weapons or armor, so he's definitely not a knight. I'm afraid he's just bluffing when he says this."

He laughed loudly: "Okay, then I'll cut off your hands and feet first, and then I'll let you watch me show off my prowess!"

After saying that, he grabbed the axe and chopped down at Jon.

In the past, comic book content was too mild for the audience due to age restrictions.

Come to think of it, even the good old Gil had once plunged his sword into the ground to block the water veins of the village. Although there were reasons for this, it also showed that the Paladins relied on their strength and were unscrupulous.

Just as the other party said.

The wilderness is perfect for killing people and burying bodies.

Without the constraints of secular laws, there is not much difference between humans and beasts.

Elizabeth was so frightened that she dared not look at it anymore, and the piano music stopped abruptly.

Jon simply raised his hand and caught the opponent's axe blade. He said naturally, "Keep playing the music, keep dancing... ahem, sing."

Elizabeth stared blankly at the figure in front of her, with infinite admiration rising from deep in her heart, "So... so strong!"

On the opposite side, the Bull-Horned Paladin and a bunch of small fry opened their eyes wide as if they had seen a ghost.

Even though he didn't use his full strength in that axe strike just now, it was enough to start cracking the ground. How could this pretty boy catch it with one hand?

hallucinations.

It must be an illusion!

ding dong ding dong --

The piano music started again.

Unlike before, this time the piano music was a little more joyful. Elizabeth closed her eyes and sang with joy.

The sound waves spread through the banjo harp, turning into layers of invisible magical ripples.

The waves push each other forward, each wave higher than the last.

Jon laughed, watching the group of knights fall to the ground like wheat.

Even the Horned Paladin had many scars and was bleeding.

He was filled with infinite fear and even lost the courage to fight again.

Letting go of the axe, the Bullhorn Paladin fled at a speed 10 times faster than when he came.

Under the influence of psychological suggestion, Elizabeth had entered a state of selflessness. The Bull-Horned Paladin escaped less than five meters before he was accurately hit on the back of the neck by a sound wave. He was beheaded on the spot and his soul died in the wasteland!

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Lord Jon, I seem to..." Elizabeth opened her eyes and wanted to apologize for her rudeness.

As a result, the sight of corpses all over the ground frightened the princess, who had never experienced any storms.

After three or four minutes of reaction, he vomited with a "wow".

"Go ahead and spit. You'll get used to it after a while. Everyone has a first time." Jon leaned over and patted Elizabeth's back gently.

Not to mention, the little fat girl's back is soft and feels good...

He coughed lightly and said to comfort her, "Think about it, none of these people are good people. They even wanted to harm you in front of me. You were just doing self-defense. Yes, this is the first lesson about survival - if others do not offend me, I will not offend others. If others offend me, I will offend them."

Elizabeth raised her head with great effort, a hint of filth still hanging from the corner of her mouth.

Jon took a step back calmly, "When someone wants to kill you, even if you kill him, the gods will not deny your actions."

"Really?" Elizabeth was indeed gullible.

Of course, it is also possible that she actively believed Jon's words in order to alleviate her psychological guilt.

"Yes, yes, yes." Jon nodded repeatedly, "Also, as a princess of the kingdom, if you want to save your country, how can you rely on others alone? You also need a certain amount of strength yourself."

"Oh——" Elizabeth was obviously fooled by John and was a little lost, and she just did what John said.

"Anyway, we can't stay here anymore. Let's go a little further. It would be best if we can find a town or something." Jon didn't waste too much time on this topic.

He reached out and pulled Elizabeth up.

"Keep going north while it's dark."

Chapter 718 Gifts and Transformation

Near Zhu Zhechi, near the ink is black.

After John's earnest teaching, although Elizabeth still has not changed her innocent and kind nature, her way of looking at things has become more mature than before.

It can be regarded as an alternative color stained with Mr. Qiao's color...

One day, the two came to a small town.

Exactly 27 days had passed since they set out from the royal capital.

During these 27 days, although Elizabeth took a few baths under John's distant protection, she was still covered in dust.

On the other hand, Jon.

Clean as always.

Do not ask.

Asking is magic.

"Let's take a break for a while. If we go further north, we will be out of the country." Jon clapped his hands and sent their horses back to the four-dimensional pocket.

This was not the first time Elizabeth had seen this scene. But no matter how many times she saw it, she always felt that Lord Jon's magic and magic were really convenient and easy to use.

"I wish I had the qualities of a paladin." Elizabeth thought admiringly.

But he turned around and put the thought behind him.

The border town of the Kingdom of Lyonness was not as prosperous as the capital, but it had a unique sense of peace and tranquility. Elizabeth walked down the street, curiously looking at the vendors on both sides of the street, stopping to stare from time to time, with a slight blush of happiness on her face.

"That's great." She murmured to herself.

He turned to look at Jon, "Master Jon, let me give you something."

Jon was stunned for a moment and asked, "Do you have money?"

With just one sentence, Elizabeth was silenced.

right.

Because she escaped secretly, she had nothing with her except the ill-fitting armor.

Lord Jon is paying for all the expenses these days...

Elizabeth blushed even more at the thought—this time out of embarrassment.

"It's okay. You are the princess of the kingdom after all." Jon lowered his voice so that only the two of them could hear him. "Just think of this money as you borrowing it from me. I don't have any other hobbies except lending money to others and collecting interest."

"Interest? I see." Elizabeth seemed to have figured it out, and stretched out her hands to Jon: "Then Sir Jon, please lend me some money. This is a rare opportunity. I want to buy you a gift as a reward for your care these days."

"No problem." Jon took out his purse and said, "Use as much as you want."

Elizabeth was a little curious. Lord Jon was just a bard, so how come he had more money than when she was in the palace?

But thinking of his unpredictable strength, she felt relieved again, and said to Jon with a smile: "Sir Jon, there were some rumors in the capital that were unfavorable to you, saying that you had bad morals and had ambiguous relationships with some ladies. Fortunately, I didn't believe them."

"This...haha, it's just some scoundrels slandering my noble character." Jon lied without blushing or beating his heart: "The clear will be clear, the turbid will be turbid, the tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind, you should understand this principle."

Elizabeth: "I understand, I understand. Sir Jon, you are truly the embodiment of virtue!"

Jon nodded, "Yes, yes, it's me, it's me."

Others who hear this may feel guilty.

But who is Joe?

Can't use common sense to speculate.

Elizabeth happily went to choose a gift with her purse in her hand.

The fat girl has almost no social experience and has no idea how to bargain.

It's a pleasure to pay whatever others say.

Jon didn't say anything either, just watched quietly.

After a while, Elizabeth came back with a bright bird feather.

"Look, Lord Jon, the store owner said this is a magic item. Wearing it can increase your luck!" Elizabeth's face was full of excitement, and she couldn't wait to show Jon the carefully selected gift.

However, she was so happy that she didn't notice that the purse tied around her waist was snatched away by a lewd man passing by.

No wonder——

He was standing on the street holding a bag full of money, looking like someone who could be easily deceived.

It's just short of putting 'I'm a fat sheep' on your head.

No matter how simple the people's customs are, there are good people and bad people everywhere.

Just as there are people who are down-to-earth and honest, there are also people who take shady paths and do evil things.

Jon smiled and took the bird feather.

Of course, no matter how beautiful and bright it is, it is not a magic prop.

He didn't care and just pinned it on his chest.

At first glance, it looks a bit like "going to a banquet alone in chicken feather attire".

"It suits you very well, Lord Jon." Elizabeth looked him up and down and gave her affirmative approval.

After admiring it for more than ten seconds, she finally remembered to return the remaining money to Jon. She touched her waist, but was caught off guard and found nothing.

"Eh?!" Elizabeth's eyes widened instantly.

He quickly lowered his head to look for it, but he couldn't find the purse anywhere.

"Wu..." Her eyes were red and her voice was filled with tears: "Strange, I clearly left it here, how come it disappeared?"

"Because it was stolen." Jon said truthfully.

"Steal? You mean, someone took the purse while I wasn't paying attention?" Elizabeth asked belatedly, looking a little silly.

"This matter can be summed up as the second lesson I want to teach you." Jon said lightly: "It is called - you must be on guard against your own heart."

"We must always be on guard against others," Elizabeth repeated silently.

She had just attended her first lesson not long ago, and the content of the course was 'I will not offend others if others do not offend me, but I will definitely offend others if others offend me'.

"Watch carefully and learn well." Jon said casually, then walked towards the stall he had just been to.

The owner of the decoration shop saw Jon coming towards him, and his expression was a little unnatural, but he still forced out a formal smile and said enthusiastically: "Hello, customer, what can I do for you?"

"I want your life, will you give it to me?" Jon said with a cold face.

"This...you are joking, sir." The boss laughed dryly.

However, Jon took off the gorgeous feathers on his chest at lightning speed and put them directly on the boss' throat: "You are so brave to cheat my sister's money."

As he spoke, the gorgeous feathers suddenly burst into flames.

The scorching fire wave rushed towards him, instantly frightening the boss into a cold sweat: "Let's talk it over, Mr. Magician, please don't be impulsive!"

He is not wearing armor and has no weapons, but he can display incredible abilities. He must be a magician!

The boss trembled and said, "It's all my fault. I will return the money to you."

"I don't care about a few small things. It's your ability to cheat others." Jon said calmly, "I just want to ask you something. Is the pickpocket from your town? Where does he live? What area does he usually move around in?"