The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Was the prophecy wrong?

wrong.

My brother’s prophetic comics will never be wrong. Believe in him and believe in God Thoth!

As an older brother, I must believe in my younger brother and try my best to follow the arrangements of fate.

Otherwise, how could we win them?

Poinger, who was hiding in the dark and quietly observing the movements outside, also showed a serious expression.

"Brother...language is absolute...don't worry..."

Just as Oingge was picking up Coke from the freezer with a worried look on his face.

The other customers suddenly stood up angrily, "Hey, boss, why is your Coke not cold at all? Is this how you fool customers with warm Coke? I won't pay, asshole!"

Upon hearing this, Joseph became anxious.

What?

Not ice cola?

What’s the point of drinking Coke if it’s not cold!

Ou Yingge forced a smile and scratched his head, "I'm sorry, customers, the freezer in our store is broken, so..."

Holhos shrugged. "Mr. Joestar, you are too cautious. Even if the boss is really an enemy and intends to poison us, how does he know that we will definitely enter this store?"

As he said that, he stood up and approached Oingge in an unreliable manner. He asked with a mean look on his face, "Hey, little brother, are you a killer or something like that?"

Hearing this, Oingge broke out in a cold sweat. He turned his head stiffly and said, "Sir, please stop joking. I am just a small business owner. How can I be a killer?"

Holhos turned around, "Now, this guy said this."

Joseph thought about it.

Right--

There were so many shops on the street, they just picked them randomly.

In this situation, how could the killers sent by Dio grasp their psychology?

Although it is always better to be cautious, I may really be worrying too much...

Joseph pinched his brows and said, "Sorry, boss, let's not have Coke. Let's replace it with black tea."

bingo!

Oingge was certain.

If it is black tea, then it must be black tea.

The prophecies of the god Thoth are never wrong!

As he had prepared in advance, Oingge brought up the poisoned black tea.

I saw Joseph and the others put the black tea into their mouths.

Just then, there was a commotion coming from outside the door.

"Help, there's a mad dog here!"

dog?

Everyone subconsciously thought of a certain troublesome guy and spat out the tea in their mouths.

Oingge: ???

I'm so upset!

What's going on?

Without even having time to drink tea, the group rushed out quickly.

Of course, Joseph did not forget to pay and left a few bills on the table.

Looking at the backs of Joseph and his group as they walked away, Oinger clenched his fists and said, "Damn it, they drank it all, why didn't they swallow it? I'm so pissed!"

Rushing back to the kitchen, he found his brother Poinger and asked, "What does the next prophecy say?"

Poinger came back to his senses, opened his comic book, and shook his head: "I don't know. The next prophecy has not yet been revealed."

Having said that, he deliberately added, "Although Thoth's prophecy can only predict the near future, their ending will definitely not change. Next time... Next time we must kill them as predicted!"

Oinge nodded, "Yes, that's right, because we are invincible - Brother Poinge Oinge!"

……

……

[It's all the fault of that stinky dog ​​that was in heat everywhere. He was just one step away. How abominable! ]

[Oinger and Poinger were extremely unwilling. But the two brothers immediately regrouped and started the next plan. ]

[They quietly followed the seven people and the dog. During the pursuit, an unrelated person passed by. His appearance inexplicably annoyed the brothers. The brothers hated people with this appearance. Maybe he owed them something in his previous life...]

[Anyway, the two brothers were furious when they saw that guy. Although the man was innocent, Oingge punched him for no reason. The man who was not pleasing to the eye was horrified. He left a wallet with a huge amount of money and ran away.]

[Wow, big money, these two brothers are very lucky, yeah! ]

Weighing the wallet in his hand, Oingge couldn't help but laugh, "That guy is such a fool."

Poinger also laughed strangely, "It's really a good deal, brother."

While we were talking, new prophecies appeared.

"Oh, what did the god Thoth say?" Oingge asked anxiously.

Poynger began to read quietly:

[Because of Ichi's disruption, the group had to pay compensation to others. Jon suggested that they should go back to the hotel to rest to avoid any more accidents.]

【But what they didn't expect was that the only hotel in the town was closed due to a fire. They had no choice but to negotiate with a townsman and rent his house as a place to stay.】

[The clever brothers Poinger and Oinger immediately realized that this was a great opportunity.]

[So, Oingge, who could change his appearance, quietly replaced that guy and poured the powder in his pocket into their dinner. ]

[The group finally fell, yeah! ]

So this is how fate arranged it.

Oinger snapped his fingers, "Got it, let's go now!"

at the same time.

"What is the name of this snack? Although it doesn't look very attractive, it tastes quite good after being sprinkled with powdered sugar." Polnareff, who had already changed into new clothes, couldn't help but praise.

Joseph finished his local snacks in a few bites and said with an elder-like look, "Okay, we've eaten and walked around, it's time to go to the hotel and rest."

Naturally, no one would have any objections.

But what they didn't expect was that the hotel they had previously booked was closed due to a fire.

He had no choice but to stop a seemingly honest townsman on the road and temporarily rent his house for a generous reward as a place to stay.

Anyway, we'll only be there until midnight, so let's just live with the tough conditions...

There is nothing much to say about what happened afterwards. The seven people and one dog checked in smoothly.

The brothers Poinger and Oinger also replaced the honest townsman as described in the prophecy.

It was getting dark and it was time to prepare dinner.

Jon staggered out and deliberately took a walk around the kitchen.

As a result, I unexpectedly saw Poynger, who was holding a comic book and grinning.

Suddenly, he understood what was going on.

Twitching his lips, Jon greeted Poynger who was squatting in the corner, "Hello."

Chapter 328: Stardust Crusaders - Only Mine is Missing

future

Jon's voice startled Poynger.

He raised his head very vigilantly and happened to meet those black eyes.

"Joe...Jon Joestar!" Poynter's heart was beating wildly, almost jumping out of his throat.

But soon, he forced himself to calm down and said silently in his heart: "It doesn't matter, this guy doesn't know who I am, and my identity has not been exposed yet."

So, Poinger quietly hid the comic book behind him like an ordinary child, and said timidly: "Are you... are you okay?"

Jon thought, this kid is quite good at pretending.

But he showed a kind smile on his face, "Little brother, I just want to see what we have for dinner. Are you a child of this family?"

Poinger followed the other party's words and admitted: "Yes, I am the only son of this family."

Hearing this, Jon showed a suspicious look on his face, "Only child? Why do you not look like the owner of this house?"

Oh no, I just followed what the other person said and forgot about this.

Poynger was a somewhat introverted person and generally never spoke to others easily. It was already his limit for him to reply a few words to Jon.

Now being asked this question, Poinger stood there like a wooden stake.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, his brother Oingge came to the rescue.

Seeing that John Joestar was actually talking to his brother, his first reaction, disguised as a townsman, was to chop him with the axe in his hand.

But he wisely didn't do that.

Because from the previous intelligence, the three guys from the Joestar family are all very capable, and I, who weigh only 100 pounds, am no match for them...

If he can't get rid of this guy in front of him, Jotaro and Joseph Joestar who have heard the news will definitely make him suffer.

Touching his face, Oingge's mouth curled up slightly. "My dear guest, how could someone of your status come to the kitchen?"

Jon turned around and said calmly, "When we go out, we have to be on guard. What if you poison our food?"

broken!

Poinger's heart tightened, but he soon realized that this guy might be trying to trick him.

He laughed dryly, "Guest, you are joking. If you don't believe me, you can just change to another B&B..."

Jon stared at him for a long moment.

Shrugging, "Don't worry, this is a necessary warning."

Then he changed the subject and said, "So what is dinner? Let me make it clear, if you try to trick us with something you don't know, we will take back the money at any time."

Oingge was well prepared and said with a smile, "Dinner is barbecue, fried fish with rice and bird tongue soup. They are all famous local specialties. You can rest assured."

Jon nodded.

Having said that, he didn't plan to stay in the kitchen any longer.

After looking at Ou Yingge, he deliberately brushed past him and returned to the front hall leisurely.

After Jon left, the brothers Oinger and Poinger breathed a sigh of relief.

Poinger held the comic book in his arms and trembled as he said, "So...so scary, brother. That guy is so scary."

Oingge touched his brother's head and said, "Don't be afraid. He doesn't know our identities. He is still in the dark. Just prepare dinner and then give this thing away..."

As he spoke, he felt his bulging pocket and took out a bag of powder wrapped in brown paper.

"Strange, is this the packaging of the medicine I bought?" He couldn't help but frowned.

But soon, Oingge put this little thing in his heart and laughed: "As long as we put this thing in the rice, everything will be OK."

Poynger laughed strangely, like a skinny little monkey.

It has to be said that although Oingge was doing shady things, he was still good at cooking because he often took care of his younger brother.

In no time, he made several local Egyptian specialties and sprinkled the white powder in the paper bag on them.

In the front hall, Jon and his companions were resting their eyes in tacit understanding.

Oingge came in, put the food on the small dining table, and said, "Dear guests, it's time for dinner."