The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

"Oh! Finally, it's time for dinner. I'm starving." Polnareff was the first to respond and quickly rushed to the dining table.

Others also came closer one after another.

However, just as Polnareff was about to pick up the spoon and start eating, the mature and prudent Joseph stopped him, "Wait."

He looked at Ou Yingge and said, "My fellow countryman, it's not that I don't trust you. But you have worked so hard for so long, you should eat the first meal by yourself."

But...damn Joseph Joestar!

Oingge cursed in his heart, but his face remained expressionless.

Picking up the spoon, he scooped a spoonful of each dish and swallowed it into his mouth, then smiled and said, "You are really cautious, guest, but don't worry, I didn't do anything."

He said this, but what he was thinking was, "Fortunately, I prepared the antidote in advance. I just need to go back and take it later, and then you will be the ones to die!"

Seeing Oingge being so frank, Joseph's last bit of doubt was dispelled.

But just when Oingge wanted to return to the kitchen, Jon stopped him and said, "Wait."

He looked at Oingge with a smile, "Maybe we will need something, you can just stay and watch us eat."

Oingge: ???

There is also such an operation.

You are acting like that.

He reacted quickly.

How can he swallow the antidote if he can't avoid these guys' sight?

But now, I can only endure...

This is a battle of wills. As long as he can swallow the antidote before all these people die, victory in this battle will be his!

Having made up his mind, Oingge smiled and said, "No problem. Please enjoy your meal."

I have to say that Oingge's acting skills are excellent. Apart from John, who already knew the trajectory of his fate, even Jotaro didn't notice anything wrong with Oingge.

Faced with the delicious food he served, the group ate with relish.

Oingge was secretly delighted.

Eat, the more the better...

But what puzzled him was that he thought the poison should have taken effect, but for some reason, Joseph and his group did not show any symptoms at all.

But his stomach was getting more and more upset.

"Oh no! I...I...I'm going to be poisoned to death!" Thinking this in his mind, Joseph turned around and happened to see Oingge with cold sweat on his forehead.

The old man was kindhearted after all, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you, fellow villager?"

Oingge said nothing and remained silent.

Joseph thought he hadn't asked clearly, so he repeated, "Countryman! What's wrong with you?"

Oingge's stomach ached more and more.

It soon became unbearable.

He knew that if he didn't take the antidote, he would be poisoned to death by the poison he had given himself, and he couldn't help but scream.

Then he took out a packet of powder from his trouser pocket and swallowed it.

Such abnormal behavior naturally attracted the attention of Jotaro and others.

Everyone stood up at the same time.

Oingge knew that his plan was exposed, so he simply restored his original appearance and said viciously, "Joseph Joestar, you guys deserve to die! Why... why didn't he die? I poisoned you, why didn't you react at all?"

What?

Poison!

Hearing this word, everyone's heart shuddered.

But Jon clapped his hands expressionlessly, "Why? Because I replaced your poison bag with powdered sugar a long time ago."

As he spoke, he produced a packet of white powder from between his fingers like a magician.

"This is your original poison."

Oingge understood everything in an instant.

It turns out that the passing by was intentional!

But even if you understand it, it won’t do anything.

He still had to face what he least wanted to see - one against seven (plus a dog).

At this moment, his younger brother Poinger suddenly ran out with the comic book in his hand.

He ran and shouted: "Brother, brother, there is new content in the book. Don't..."

Halfway through his words, he saw a few fierce-looking men, which frightened the autistic child and made him even more autistic.

However, Oinger disagreed and insisted that Poinger read out the contents of the comic book.

Poinger swallowed his saliva and said in front of everyone:

[Oh no...Oh no, for some reason, John Joestar actually switched Oingge's poison, and the poisoning plan failed miserably.]

[But the brave Oingge did not back down, but decided to fight to the death with Joseph Joestar and his men. ]

[At this time, his younger brother Poinger ran out worriedly and tried to stop his brother. However, his brother ordered him to continue reading the contents of the comic book...]

Where are you putting this doll?

No one was sure what was going on, but Poynger's voice continued.

[Although his brother Oingge was very brave, John Joestar and his friends seemed to be blessed by fate and defeated Oingge in no time.]

【However, due to the younger brother Poynger's plea for mercy, they decided to let the two brothers go. 】

When he read this, Poinger's eyes lit up, "That's it, brother, let's fight them!"

Polnareff scratched his head. "Huh? What the hell are you talking about, kid? Fighting? Are you sure you don't want your brother to die?"

But no matter what this strange kid was muttering about, Jotaro, who had the worst temper, punched him without saying a word.

It was obvious that Oingge could not possibly be a match for Star Platinum and was defeated in just a few moves.

By the way, almost everyone present tacitly punched Oingge a few times.

Poinge wanted to stop him, but when he saw his brother Oinge's expression, he forced himself to suppress the thought.

It's not the right time yet. It has to be even more miserable...

Seeing that his brother had turned into a pig's head, the autistic boy's eyes suddenly lit up.

Oh my!

Instantly, he rushed in front of everyone and said, "Wait, we admit defeat, please let us go."

What? What a mess.

Joseph and the others were confused.

At this time, Jon explained: "This guy's comic book has the function of briefly predicting the future. He wants to stick to the direction of the script, so he will..."

It turns out that it wasn't a comic, but a script.

Joseph and the others finally understood.

Jon stretched out his hand to Poynger and said, "Come here, little one, let me see."

Poinger didn't know what to do, so he could only subconsciously look at the comic book.

When he saw a scene in the book, he swallowed and gently handed the god Thoth to Jon.

Jon took it and flipped through a few pages.

[After defeating the brothers Poinger and Oinger, God Thoth fell into the hands of John Joestar. He is a very mysterious existence, and even fate cannot catch his trajectory. ]

[In the comic book, he saw the ending of his group, which was a very good ending, but the only flaw was that... at the end, he didn't seem to see his own figure.]

Don’t see yourself?

how……

Am I dead?

Jon couldn't help but frown.

Precisely because he was very familiar with the mechanism of the god Thoth, he did not doubt the prophecy shown in this comic.

Just like Jotaro was killed in the explosion at the end of the comic according to the original destiny, but at the end of the third part, it was Dio who died.

However, in the sixth film, his death was exactly the same as shown in the comic book...

Since the comic book says that he is not present at the end.

Then, something must have happened to him.

Think so.

Jon blinked and decided not to let others know this fact. He returned the comic book to Poynger and threatened: "Since you know what kind of existence I am and that fate cannot catch my trajectory, you brothers should not go against us in the future. Do you understand?"

I have to say, Jon is quite good at scaring children.

Hearing this, Poinger nodded rapidly, "Got it, we will never be your enemy again."

Jon waved his hand, "In that case, you guys should just get out of here."

Poynger quickly pulled his eldest brother and staggered out of the house.

Having finally escaped the disaster, the two brothers looked at the starry sky and felt a sense of relief.

at last……

everything is over.

If they had known that John Joestar was such a special existence, they should not have gone against that guy from the beginning.

"Brother, we have saved our lives."

"Yeah brother, now that I think about it, going against Jon Joestar and the others was the stupidest decision I've ever made in my life."

"Yeah, there's no way you can win against a guy like that."

"I believe that Master Dio will forgive us..."

Oingge changed to a more comfortable position, "So, brother, please read your comics. Where should we go from now on?"

Poinger, who had already used what the god Thoth had shown as a guide for action, opened the comic and read it softly.

[The two brothers finally escaped, how lucky they were. ]

[However, they did not expect that the guy whose appearance had displeased them before would secretly bring a group of people to block their way...]

At this point, Poynger's voice stopped abruptly.

Because he saw the guy who had been punched by his brother and left a wallet behind, was looking at them with a group of strong men not far away.

so--

The predicted future is really hard to predict.

Chapter 329: Stardust Crusaders - Thirty-six Stratagems, Survival

For the best

Because of the prophecy of the god Thoth, Jon felt a bit gloomy in his heart...

But he hid his feelings well and didn't tell anyone about it.

……

……

Three days later, in a small town on the east bank of the Nile River.

"This place is less than 800 kilometers away from Cairo. In three to five days, we will be able to face that bastard Dio." John looked at the vast Nile River and said with a smile.

Polnareff stretched out in relaxation. "It was such a long journey. It seems like a dream when I think back on it."