The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

So, protecting the doctor became the meaning of my birth.

I completed the assignments assigned by the PhD student in a very short time and mastered a wide variety of professional knowledge covering multiple industries.

Until that day...

The doctor said to me, "Number One, I need you to do something for me."

I agreed without hesitation.

Then, I started my career as a spy.

For the next twenty years, I served the World Government and was always able to handle various missions perfectly.

So, I 'died' in a fire, erasing all traces of my previous existence, and successfully joined CIPHER POL - AIGIS 0, becoming an ace spy who only served the Celestial Dragon nobility.

The life of a spy is boring.

Yes.

boring--

Eavesdropping, assassination, infiltration, and intelligence gathering are simply too easy for me.

I have top-notch skills, stunning looks, and can keep a cool head at all times.

My colleagues say I look like a black widow spider, beautiful and dangerous.

I smiled and retorted, 'I am a human being, not a bug. I will strangle anyone who talks nonsense again.'

They said nothing more about it.

I am many things: an actress, a writer, a shop owner’s daughter…

By the way, my previous identity was a giant who dominated the underworld.

'Queen of Fun Street', sounds pretty nice.

Unfortunately, when the mission was over, I became 'Stussy' again - a completely blank sheet of paper.

Spies don't take vacations, and new missions were quickly delivered to me.

"Find a way to sneak into the Sabaody Archipelago, ambush John Joestar, and win his heart."

Simple task.

I don't know how many tasks of the same type I have done.

I'm not bragging, but there are very few men who can remain indifferent to my face.

What's more, the great pirate John Joestar is famous for his romanticism, so this is a task tailor-made for me.

By the way, I’m not the only one on this mission.

Lucci, Kaku, and Guernica are also there.

To be honest, I don't really like them.

Lucci is cold all day long and never treats anyone well.

Kaku looks heartless on the outside, but he is actually full of scheming... Of course, scheming is a prerequisite for a spy. Well, I just don't like his nose, it's too ugly.

Guernica is a piece of wood, not very smart.

but……

Some help is better than no help.

What more could I ask for?

We arrived at the Chabaoti Archipelago in batches and successfully infiltrated.

Everything went so smoothly that the island's defenses were useless.

However, the reason why accidents are called accidents is that they happen under unexpected circumstances.

At that ceremony that attracted worldwide attention, Kaku was exposed.

That idiot.

He followed the instructions from above, randomly kidnapped a little king named Yorrafa, and attacked Jon Joestar on the spot.

But John Joestar was keenly aware of Kaku's existence, and not only found him out, but also turned the tables and threw dirty water on the World Government.

Hey~

I really don't understand, how can someone with such a conspicuous nose be a spy?

Anyway, Kaku, Luci and Guernica were all given away for free...

Uh, that's a term I learned from Jon Joestar.

The 'professional team' is gone, and I am the only one left.

The good news is that they are not dead and are still under house arrest in the Sabaody Archipelago.

The bad news is that their lives are worse than death, and they are "tortured" by Jon Joestar every day, including but not limited to visiting the elderly murloc women, taking care of newborn calves, and reclaiming wasteland to grow vegetables.

Oh my god.

Putting myself in their shoes, I feel like I'd rather die than be dead.

This at least makes it easier.

Once, I met Lucci who was visiting a group of elderly murloc women back at their residence.

I swear by the Doctor, I saw some kind of weird smile on that icy face...

I know that Lucci has been tortured to death.

Since others are unreliable, I can only rely on myself!

Fortunately, I have mastered many skills over the years, and with my appearance and skills, I became a personal maid in Jon Joestar's palace.

I have to say here that this guy John Joestar is so rich that even the salary of an ordinary maid is extremely high.

No wonder everyone is trying so hard to get in...

After becoming a maid, I felt like a duck in water.

With a little bit of luck and a lot of covert manipulation, I was able to get close to John Joestar as I wished, and boarded the flying battleship 'Noah's Ark' that shocked the whole world.

Noah's Ark was huge.

This ship is so huge!

In the limited time, I can't even explore its entire picture.

But when I was free, I heard from others that this ship was about half the size of Fishman Island...

Does this mean that an entire country is flying in the sky?

Okay, I understand why the World Government wants to get rid of Jon Joestar at all costs.

This strategic-level weapon is a disaster no matter who has it.

The day after I left the Sabaody Archipelago, I received a secret message from the World Government, adding another mission objective to the original one: "Investigate the secret of how Noah's Ark can fly in the sky."

This is so funny, what is there to investigate?

I do not understand.

After all, isn't the root of all the symptoms Jon Joestar?

This man has too many secrets, just like the legendary Pandora's box, which makes people want to explore.

I'm sure it's not the feeling of being in love, but I did find new pleasure outside of the mission.

On the fourth day after arriving at Noah's Ark, the world was once again thrown into chaos by the man I cared about.

Kaido and the Beasts Pirates wreaked havoc in Marijoa and almost sank the holy land to the bottom of the sea.

I was a little surprised, but that was all.

After all, I'm not a loyal dog to Marijoa.

There may be such a person in CP0, but that person is definitely not me.

However, the follow-up impact of this incident has increased the difficulty of my work - Jon Joestar has rarely rested in his room recently, which has greatly reduced the time I have private contact with him.

Just as I was thinking about how to clean myself up and get myself to his bed, the World Government gave me a third order: "Kill John Joestar while you can."

It's difficult.

To be honest, even I am not 100% sure that I can complete this task.

So I had to be like a shadow and let John Joestar get used to my presence, and then when he was most off guard, when we were making love and not knowing what was going on, there would be a slight chance of success.

I can feel that this moment is very close to me.

Today when I was delivering drinks, I was touched on the legs as expected.

Ah.

No matter how powerful he is, at the end of the day, John Joestar is just a normal man.

I touched the special poison needle hidden in my hair, feeling both anticipation and regret.

……

(The following is from Jon's first-person perspective)

My name is Jon Joestar.

Wait a moment.

Why do I talk to myself this way?

……

Jon shook his head and immediately came to his senses.

Just now, he felt a will descending upon him, but when he switched to the main size, that will disappeared without a trace.

Jon scratched his brow and put the matter behind him in an instant.

The starry sky is infinite, and there are always strange things of this or that kind, and even he cannot know them all.

Ace was gone.

He reluctantly left Noah's Ark with the task list, without disturbing anyone, not even notifying his good brothers Sabo and Luffy, as if he was just going to the supermarket downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes.

Jon wasn't worried.

The current Ace is completely different from the Ace in his original destiny.

He would use his brain before taking action, and would criticize others when they made foolish moves. More importantly... he was very strong, and had already reached the level of the Four Emperors. Whitebeard II was no match for him.

So what John has to do next is to wait for Shanks and Luffy to get drunk, and then coax them into joining the Adventurer's League.

Thinking of this, Jon suddenly became curious about what was going on with Fujitora, so he picked up the Den Den Mushi and dialed a number.

"Jon?" Fujitora's voice sounded quickly, "What do you want to talk to me about?"

Jon: "Nothing, just wanted to ask how your gold mining is going?"

"It went very smoothly... Honestly, it's a pity. These are all historical and cultural treasures. Judging from the value of gold alone, it's really..." Fujitora thought for a long time and said hesitantly, "What a pity."

"Since we're just sitting there doing nothing anyway, why not use this gold to its full potential? By the way, has Aokiji contacted you recently? I don't think you've lost the Den Den Mushi in Marinford."

Fujitora: "We did chat a few times, and said some meaningless things."

Jon smiled and said, "Alright, alright, I'm not some middle school girl. I'm very emotionally stable. Don't resist communicating with Aokiji and the others. Who knows, you two can be colleagues in the future."

"Oh?" Fujitora, who was busy mining on Sky Island and thus did not learn some important news, expressed confusion.

Jon explained patiently.

Hearing that the navy did not follow the World Government's arrangement to send troops, the blind man was overjoyed and said "good" three times.

Then, he suddenly realized: "No wonder Aokiji's tone is so subtle, it turns out there is another hidden story."

"Take the gold back, Fujitora. You are the hero who solved the navy's financial problems."

hero?

Fujitora couldn't help but feel amused.

But it also strengthened the determination to mine.