The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

A penny stumps the hero.

Without money, nothing can be done.

No matter whether they are historical or cultural treasures, turn them all into bullets for my soldiers!

After chatting for a few more words, Jon hung up the phone.

At this moment, his ears moved slightly, as if he had noticed something, and an intriguing smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

"Master Jon, I'm here to bring you a midnight snack."

Jon asked knowingly, "What's going on? I didn't ask the kitchen for midnight snacks."

Stussy held a box and opened the door shyly like a little white rabbit. "I'm so sorry, Sir Jon, I acted on my own..."

I have to say that Stussy's acting skills are truly amazing. If she could be awarded an award, she would probably be the best actress among actresses, the kind that would win so many golden statues.

Jon smiled generously, "Forget it, forget it. It's rare that you have the heart to do this. Take it."

Stussy was delighted and walked forward holding the lunch box containing the midnight snack.

When she was five steps away from Jon's desk, her feet suddenly went weak and she staged a classic scene of her left foot tripping and falling flat on her right foot.

Jon just laughed.

What era's green tea tricks are you still showing off in front of me, sister?

Immersive actress Stussy didn't notice the strangeness in Jon's expression, but she first stood up in a panic, then bowed repeatedly, "I'm so sorry, Lord Jon, it's all my fault for being clumsy."

As she spoke, she slowly raised her head, revealing a face that was extremely pure, yet charming and beautiful upon closer inspection.

Jon was very cooperative and was slightly stunned.

Isn't it just a competition of acting skills? I, Qiao, am a veteran actor.

"It's okay." He put on the cold expression that a domineering president usually uses.

After a moment's hesitation, he pretended to ask casually, "Your hand is not injured, right?"

Fell into a trap!

Stussy became more and more certain that John Joestar was her 'meal'.

Next, she only needs to use 70% of her charm to successfully deal with the biggest villain in the world.

And this is indeed the case.

One has intention, the other has purpose.

They tested each other for several rounds.

I also went through stages such as surprise, astonishment, half-hearted agreement, and reluctance.

The two finally achieved something good.

Ok.

On the Officedesk.

Wait until you regain consciousness.

Jon had returned to his chair and was drinking his coffee as if nothing had happened.

"You performed well just now." A gentleman commented objectively, "It's just that your physical fitness is a little weak. You need to intensify your training."

Stussy: ???

Damn me.

At the critical moment just now, I almost used Armament Haki somewhere, and you still think that my physical fitness is weak. Are you a human being?

hiss--

It hurts.

Because of his illness, Stussy's mind was not very clear.

After about two or three minutes, she suddenly realized something and said with a pale face, "Are you...testing me?"

"Oh, of course," Jon said matter-of-factly, "Stussy, even if you use makeup to cover up your original appearance, your information will be completely on my desk if I want to check it."

Stussy heard this and gnashed his teeth in anger, "Then what did you just do..."

Jon said calmly, "It's boring. I'm just playing around."

When I type this question mark, it doesn’t mean that there is something wrong with me, but that there is something wrong with you.

Beast!

"Jon Joestar, you shall not die a horrible death!"

Jon fully demonstrated his ruthless and irresponsible spirit, "You are anxious, you are anxious."

...

(What kind of review mechanism is this? They blocked me even though it was so obscure. Who among my family members understands it? Watermelon head.jpg)

Chapter 590: The Great Adventure of Egghead (I)

"Okay, I admit that I failed this time." After the initial collapse, Stussy quickly adjusted his mentality, "So, what are you going to do now? Kill me?"

"Don't think of me as a vulgar person who kills people without blinking an eye." Jon spread his hands, "As you can see, I'm not a demon..."

Then he changed the subject, "But if you insist on resisting and try to find an opportunity to kill me, then as a senior feminist, I will have to show my true gentlemanly manners and have a fair fight with you."

Fake feminists - ladies, beware (hold an umbrella)

True feminists - ladies, beware! (strikes fighting stance)

Hearing this, Stussy froze and his face turned pale and blue.

After thinking for a moment, she silently took her hands off her head.

Jon smiled slightly, took the initiative to move over, and found an inconspicuous needle from Stussy's hair.

Staring at the mission target right in front of him, countless thoughts flashed through Stussy's mind in an instant, "If it's this distance..."

"What's wrong with this distance?" Jon asked without thinking.

Stussy was stunned, and his eyes widened immediately, "You can read minds!"

"Haha, guess what."

I guess?

Guess your head!

Stussy finally understood why he had failed.

Reading minds or something like that, this ability is simply a foul!

"Steamed buns, Libu's blessing?" Jon said frivolously, "If you don't agree, you can also practice your observation Haki to the extreme. Then you will be able to know what others are thinking."

Stussy: ...

She also knows Observation Haki and has mastered it to a very high level.

But, if you practice to the highest level, can you really see through other people's hearts?

Why does it sound so fake?

Jon teased the female spy for a moment, then turned his attention to the silver needle he found.

He looked at it carefully, smelled it, and finally licked it with his tongue.

When Stussy saw it, he was dumbfounded.

Thousands of words can be summed up in one sentence - "Ah"?

"Wow, it's quite toxic. Such a small needle can kill even a super-large sea king. It's a waste to use it on me." Jon shook his head and looked at Stussy calmly. "Let me guess, the World Government asked you to assassinate me to ease the current tense situation?"

"I can neither confirm nor deny any details of the mission." Stussy said in an official, emotionless tone, "If you didn't know that I couldn't commit suicide in front of you, you wouldn't have any conversation with me now."

"Ha, what a strong-willed woman you are. I like your tough look." Jon clapped his hands and laughed. "If Vegapunk knew about this, he would definitely be pleased, right?"

Stussy looked indifferent at first, but after hearing a certain name, a barely perceptible waver flashed in the depths of her eyes.

Facing the half-smiley face, Stussy said calmly: "Vegapunk? Are you talking about Dr. Vegapunk? It's really interesting. As a spy, why would I be involved with that kind of scientific researcher?"

"As a spy, you have already confessed when you tried to cover it up." Jon asked back: "Are you satisfied with this answer, Miss Stussy?"

Stussy's tone paused.

Concern leads to chaos.

Maybe part of it is due to being led by the rhythm.

In short, this ace female spy made a rare mistake.

Jon said calmly, "You are loyal to the World Government and the Celestial Dragons on the surface, but in fact you are a spy planted by Vegapunk in the World Government... Tsk, a double agent, Miss Stussy is amazing."

"I don't understand what you're talking about." Stussy was determined to be stubborn.

Jon shook his finger, "You know what I'm talking about, and you also know that the reason I'm talking to you is because of the Vegapunk behind you."

He seemed to be very emotional: "The smartest person in the world has wisdom that is even 500 years ahead of the current era. It's amazing."

Seeing that the truth had been revealed, Stussy simply stopped pretending and asked with gritted teeth: "What on earth do you want to do!"

"It's not what I want to do, but..." Jon took out a Den Den Mushi with a very tall back shell from his four-dimensional pocket, "What does he want to do."

After pressing the play button on the Den Den Mushi, a mechanical head appeared in front of the two. This mechanical head had no facial features, only a standard number: 01.

"Hello, Sir John Joestar. I'm Vegapunk. Others call me Dr. Vegapunk." The voice of the mechanical head matched his appearance very well, it was a hoarse electronic sound. "I won't say any more nonsense. Anyway - I want to play a game with you."

"A classic Saw scene..." Jon exclaimed in amazement.

But Stussy said nothing.

As the Doctor's work, she knew that in addition to the original Doctor, he had several clones.

The mechanical head in front of you is clone number one, representing the "upright" Shakya.

"Because of your various actions, the current situation is quite tense. If we are not careful, it will turn into a world war." Shakya said calmly, "In order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect world peace, I, Vegapunk, challenge you."

"Of course... in a game way."

"Eigerhead, my location."

"If you can find my true form, it means you win the game."

"On the contrary, I win."

"You have plenty of time to prepare. The game will officially begin on July 1522, 7 in the Haiyuan calendar."

"I will be waiting for your arrival in Egghead then."

After reading it completely, Stussy fell silent.

To be honest, she was a little jealous of the Doctor's treatment of Jon Joestar.

"This is the situation. I received this Den Den Mushi five days ago." Jon said calmly, "It's almost July 7th, so I wanted to ask you about Egghead's situation."

Stussy smiled deliberately and said, "Everyone knows that you have that kind of teleportation ability. Do you still need to ask me for information?"

"Okay, okay, sharp-eyed Miss Stussy, you saw through me." Seeing that Stussy was unwilling to speak honestly, Jon did not force her and pointed to the door, "Go ahead."

Now, Stussy was a little overwhelmed. "You, let me go?"

"Of course, unless you want to come a few more times." Jon looked Stussy up and down, "I don't mind."

You don't mind, I do!

I swear to God, Stussy wanted to just turn around and run.

But she was still somewhat unsure in her heart.

"I'm not going to walk out the door, immersed in the joy of surviving a disaster, and suddenly eight hundred swordsmen and axemen from both sides jump out and chop me to pieces, right?" Jon seemed to see through Stussy's thoughts completely and couldn't help but act mean.

After saying that, he couldn't help but remind, "I want to eat caviar and toast tomorrow morning, don't forget to send it to me."

Stussy: “Huh?”

So letting me go means leaving the room in the most superficial sense, rather than letting me leave Noah's Ark and return to the World Government?