The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Meeting the other person's gaze, Jon said as a matter of course: "I paid you a salary, a lot of salary, shouldn't you pay the corresponding labor value?"

Stussy gritted her teeth, "So, you want me to continue to be a maid."

"The kind that fits snugly." Jon glanced at Stussy's sexy thighs, "Take care of your life and your body."

"Go to hell!" Even though Stussy had received professional training, he still broke down after being provoked again and again by John.

She opened her mouth and bit it, revealing two sharp teeth.

Animal type, mythical beast, nightmare bat form.

Anyone bitten by Stussy will fall into a nightmare from which there is no escape.

"Everyone has seen it. You brought it upon yourself." Jon pointed his finger and nodded lightly, "Sure."

For a moment, the time around Stussy came to a standstill.

And Stussy himself still retains consciousness with Jon's permission.

She opened her mouth and stood there like a piece of wood.

Then, she watched the bastard walk straight towards her, muttering some inexplicable things like "rumors about Huya injuring Ding Chunchun", "real men increase the difficulty", "extreme challenges can also be a kind of fun" as he walked.

"do not come."

Stussy cried in his heart, "Don't come over here!"

……

……

On November 7, the weather was cloudy.

"Is this Egghead? It looks like an ordinary island, except that it's a little bigger, the plants on the island are a little taller, and there are more harmful substances in the air... There's nothing special about it."

The first time he set foot on this land, Jon scanned the surrounding environment and made such an evaluation.

Beside him, Stussy said expressionlessly: "I hope you can still say such things after seeing the doctor's cross-century inventions."

"Is it that serious? I just tormented you for a few days, is it that serious?" Jon turned his head and said, "Look, I didn't bring anyone with me this time. I just asked you to follow me. What does this mean?"

"It means you're a bastard." Stussy still had that cold expression.

"It means I prefer you, little idiot!" Qiao En put on the doting expression that the male protagonists in Wanwan's idol dramas usually use, "Just smile, you're not pretty if you look cold."

Stussy sneered, “You sent that little mermaid to the revolutionary army to lead the cause of slave liberation around the world;

The woman who didn't know how to say no was left by you on Noah's Ark, where she could wash and rinse every day while also acting as the security captain;

The three beautiful secretaries all have work to do; as for the remaining furry little guys, you are even more sympathetic. "

Suddenly, Jon put a finger on Stussy's lips in a flash, "Bobo, you are jealous."

"Get out!" Stussy broke through the defense instantly and started biting with his mouth.

Yet her teeth couldn't even break Jon's skin.

At first glance, it looks like she's just acting coquettishly.

The evil taste was satisfied, and Mr. Qiao's daily task of "torturing a woman" was successfully completed.

He has never had any interest in going to war with the World Government.

So after leaving Wano Country, as the representative of the Sabaody Archipelago, Tesoro and Dragon successfully handed over and discussed together how to change the existing world order. John brought Stussy to Egghead, the "New Machinery Island" as the insiders called it.

"Let's go, the game begins."

Jon took the lead and went deeper into the island.

When Stussy saw this, although he was reluctant, he still followed obediently.

Unexpectedly, not long after they started walking, they ran into a "giant".

They are not giants, but artificially transformed giants about thirty meters tall.

Fortunately, the plants on the island are towering into the sky, otherwise, the giant would have lived a very miserable life.

"Outsiders, die!" The giant had a round head and a round brain, and it was obvious that his IQ was not very high.

Stussy proudly introduced: "Although the outside world generally believes that the technology of human enlargement has failed, no one knows that the doctor has already achieved this."

"Giantization, is that difficult?" Jon turned his head to look at Stussy and said mysteriously, "You should know that I have a magical ability called 'Partial Multiplication'."

"Go to hell, you bastard!" After these days of endless torture, Stussy's defenses were as fragile as window paper.

Jon chuckled and snapped his fingers.

The giant paused and suddenly couldn't move.

"How crude, what a lousy technique." Jon couldn't help but shake his head and said to someone, "I know a Dr. Falkor. His ultimate steroid can instantly turn an ordinary human into a giant 50 meters tall, and also comes with a hard exoskeleton armor. However, your gigantism is achieved at the expense of your IQ. My evaluation is: not very good."

Stussy was confused, "Who are you talking to?"

Jon smiled but said nothing.

A few seconds later, a child's voice sounded, "Are you serious? That 'Ultimate Rib'..."

"Ultimate steroids," Jon corrected.

"Okay, is that ultimate steroid really that magical?" The voice was obviously unconvinced.

Jon didn't explain any more.

Sisitu realized instantly that Dr. Vegapunk was watching everything on the island. She opened her mouth but did not ask for help or do something meaningless.

Because of this game, she is also one of the participants.

"We can't go against the rules set by the Doctor," Stussy thought to himself.

The giants seem to be just the appetizer.

The deeper he got into the island, the more attacks Jon suffered.

Including but not limited to poisonous plants, cyborgs, mechanical legions, conscious thunderclouds, improved pacifists, and giant sea monsters that can move on the shore...

John even saw many inorganic creatures with devil fruit abilities.

Among them, the crocodile clamp is the most curious, because it will make a girlish sound of "clamping you, clamping you" when attacking.

"This is paradise." Jon was having a lot of fun.

On the contrary, Stussy's mood was not so good.

The obstacles set by the doctor are very strong.

It's just that I met someone whose story couldn't be explained by common sense.

To be honest, if it were someone else, even a master of Kaido or Charlotte Linlin's level, they would inevitably be humiliated if they were completely unprepared.

And what about Jon Joestar?

Stussy looked at the pirate who was fiddling with the crocodile clip with great interest, and a deep despair welled up in his heart.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'll pinch you, pinch you, pinch you!"

Chapter 591: The Adventure of Egghead (Part )

Going back in time a little bit -

Holy Land, Marie Gioia.

Familiar sofa, familiar lounge.

The Five Elders were either sitting or standing, listening silently to the big-headed old man on the projection talking about his plan.

"According to my research, all the problems are due to this person..."

"Jon Joestar."

"In a short period of time, he successfully shook the current situation through a series of means such as conquering the fish-man tribe and attacking the country of Wano to expand his power."

At this time, the Five Elders couldn't help but interrupt: "Doctor, get to the point."

“We know the cause and effect.”

"do not waste time."

Dr. Vegapunk didn't insist and stuck out his tongue, "Okay~"

He coughed lightly and continued, "The problem facing the government right now is that they are not sure whether they can completely eliminate John Joestar after the war begins. As everyone knows, that guy has an incredible ability to teleport."

At this point, he said with great regret: "The existing information is still too little. If you can provide me with more valid data, I am confident that I can crack this magical power."

Wulaoxing:? ? ?

Provide valid data...

Why not just wash up John Joestar and send him to your bed?

If we had a way to deal with that guy, we wouldn't have to worry so much now. I'm already old, but my hair is still falling out in clumps.

"Jon Joestar has a changeable personality, but after analyzing his behavior, I found that in addition to his changeable temperament, he is also a person who is good at finding fun." Dr. Vegapunk unfolded a picture with many technical terms marked on it that would give laymen a headache. "He pays more attention to the feeling of "fun" than most people."

"What's the point, Doc?"

“Everyone seeks joy.”

"I don't see how your analysis makes any sense."

The patience of the Five Elders is extremely limited.

They were wasting precious combat time, not listening to Vegapunk's nonsense.

Instead of spending this much time on it, it would be better to speed up the assembly line and produce more "Peace Defenders".

"The point is - instead of starting a large-scale war, it is better to decapitate John Joestar alone." Dr. Vegapunk waved his fist excitedly, "I will design a unique and wonderful 'stage' for him!"

After he finished speaking, the Five Elder Stars fell silent.

Although Vegapunk's words were incoherent like an old madman, they were smart enough to hear the other party's true thoughts.

only……

Is it reliable?

After all, even Kaido lost.

And you, Vegapunk, yourself said that John Joestar possesses that weird ability to teleport. What kind of "stage" could trap him?

As if he could see the doubts in the hearts of the Five Elders, Dr. Vegapunk explained, "In addition to the seastone-related technologies, I have also developed a biomagnetic field destruction technology. If my guess is correct, this new technology can effectively suppress John Joestar's teleportation ability."

After saying this, he seemed to regret what he had said earlier, and changed his words without hesitation: "It is absolutely possible to suppress that teleportation ability. In fact, any living creature will inevitably be affected."

Hearing this, the Five Elders were shocked.

The world government allocates so much research funding to you every year, it seems that it is not wasted.

But, such a useful technology is only being brought out now?

You, Vegapunk, are not very honest.

The Five Elders looked at each other and were all very interested in Dr. Vegapunk's plan.

After all, the World Government is really poor now, otherwise it wouldn't be unable to pay for the Navy's activities...

"Doctor, tell us about that plan."

Hearing this, Dr. Vegapunk rubbed his hands and said, "This plan is divided into three parts.

In the first part, we have to send an invitation to Jon Joestar..."

Time returns to the present.

On the outskirts of Egghead Island, in the Whispering Forest.

"Hehehe, I'll pinch you, pinch you, pinch you!" Jon seemed to have got a new toy and couldn't let go of the crocodile clamp.

Such childish behavior upset Stussy. After enduring for more than ten minutes, she couldn't stand it anymore. Her pretty face sank and she said, "That's enough."

"What's going on? Do you want to play too?" Jon asked knowingly.

Stussy didn't say anything and just reached out his hand.

Jon thought about it and put the alligator clip in Stussy's hand. "If you want to play, just tell me earlier. I'm so generous, how can I not give it to you?"

Stussy took a deep breath and used brute force to throw the alligator clamp deep into the forest.