The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Jon spread his hands, "What's this for? You want to pinch me yourself?"

When it comes to driving speed, Qiao has never been able to defeat anyone.

Hearing this, the angry Stussy blushed inexplicably, but she quickly restrained her expression and said, "Don't be so proud. You can't even imagine the doctor's inventions. These things are just a greeting... If you want to escape, do it now, otherwise your reputation will be ruined."

A poor provocation.

Not to mention Jon, anyone with an IQ greater than or equal to 60 would not fall into the trap.

But Jon really had no plans to leave.

For nothing else.

The main thing is that this place is really interesting!

The pirate version of Disneyland has been confirmed.

At the same time, at the bottom of Egghead, the deep-sea laboratory.

"Well, it's even more powerful than I thought." Vegapunk stroked his gray beard.

With his brain working rapidly, his head was pushed open like a kettle by some mysterious steam, revealing a very curious internal structure.

"As expected, ordinary means are useless against an opponent of this level."

Vegapunk muttered to himself, moving his hand to a special device, "Now that we've reached Area Z, let's experiment with this a little bit."

laugh--

The thawing agent was accurately delivered.

Many sleeping beasts quietly opened their eyes.

……

If it is called paradise, then it is paradise.

Jon didn't want to leave, so he stopped right where he was, planning to fix himself some wild game cha-cha.

"Go, get some firewood."

"If you see mushrooms, pick some."

"Don't miss out on any wild vegetables or fruits."

"Oh, and drinking water."

Listening to Jon's instructions, Stussy felt numb.

Good guy, you really just want to use me as your boss.

But yes.

There is no one else except myself.

Stussy frowned, "You make me do everything. Do I have to feed you?"

"Nonsense." Jon replied solemnly, "Don't ask such a reasonable question!"

Stussy: ...

In all her life, she had never seen anyone more infuriating than John Joestar.

Every word and even every movement of this guy was jumping wildly on his fragile nerves.

"If I could beat you, I would have killed you long ago."

After leaving a cold remark, Stussy turned and left.

Jon also reminded, "By the way, if you want to escape, do it now. Don't worry, I won't look for you."

Stussy: I don't trust you, you damn pirates are so evil!

Jon shook his head.

Sometimes it's like this, people only believe what they want to believe.

There was nothing he could do——

After Stussy left, Jon sat down against a tree and muttered to himself, "Well, it's time for dinner."

He didn't have to wait long.

After only seven or eight minutes, Jon heard a rustling sound in his ears.

His Observation Haki was activated and he turned his head to look to the side.

But then I saw a yellow figure running as fast as lightning!

"scare!"

The strange roar startled the birds in the forest.

Before long, Jon finally saw the full picture of the mysterious creature.

It looked like a leopard, but it had wings on its back and three tails.

The most peculiar thing is that it has a mechanical prosthetic eye on its forehead, which emits red light from time to time, as if scanning something.

"Strike No. 1 Speed ​​God, here I come."

Jon was extremely surprised and said, "You can speak."

"I was given life and wisdom by the doctor, and I was born to fight." A cold electronic voice came out of Assault No. 1's throat, "I hope you can cooperate with me and collect as much combat data as possible."

After a pause, he added, "Thank you."

"How polite." Jon stroked his smooth chin, a guess flashing through his mind.

He always felt that the fundamental purpose of Vegapunk's game was not to kill him here...

"Is he planning to turn against us but is too embarrassed to say it, so he's deliberately showing off his advanced technology as a token of his loyalty?"

Shaking his head gently and suppressing the subtle thoughts in his mind, Jon decided to show some mercy.

Although Vegapunk is of no use to him, if he were to throw it to the Revolutionary Army, it would undoubtedly be like a little cow riding a rocket - newbee would go to the sky.

Thinking of this, Jon hooked his finger and said, "Come on."

Assault No. 1 didn't waste any time and immediately left more than ten afterimages.

Since it was named "Speed ​​God", it was clear how terrifying the speed of this modified mechanical leopard was. At least in terms of speed alone, it had surpassed many people Jon knew.

To put it bluntly, the 'God of Speed' before them was enough to wipe out the Straw Hat Pirates in at least two rounds.

But unfortunately, his opponent is Jon.

Even if he doesn't bully others, his experiences in various worlds have already made his combat level extremely terrifying.

As his Observation Haki was activated, John's eyes were fixed on the yellow figure.

In fact, there was one thing he did not lie to Stussy, that is, when one's Observation Haki is cultivated to the extreme, one can really see through people's hearts and predict the future...

"Point to the gun."

With a light flick of his fingers, the air was compressed into a bullet, which hit the center of Assault No. 1's eyebrows accurately with an unstoppable force, right where the mechanical prosthetic eye emitting red light was located.

Click!

Strike 1 suddenly stopped, plowing a deep mark on the ground.

But Jon didn't look relaxed.

Because he saw that after being hit in the so-called 'weak spot', Assault No. 1 began to glow all over.

then……

boom! ! !

Everything within miles was destroyed by the force of the explosion.

Through the real-time transmission on Strike 1, Dr. Vegapunk couldn't help but laugh and said, "Normally, the more conspicuous something is, the more likely it is to be considered a weakness. But, Jon Joestar, you would never have thought that there is a way to do the opposite."

It's like playing an action game, with the boss at the end of the level wandering in front of you with a huge one-eye on his head. No matter you are a novice or an old player, you will not be able to resist the urge to break his weakness.

Then he finally hit the weak point but ended up losing health instead.

Don't even mention how depressing that feeling is.

Of course, Jon is not depressed.

Although the explosion was extremely powerful, even terrifying, he stopped time a second before the explosion, then escaped into the void to allow time to resume flowing. He reappeared in the real world after everything was over.

In other words, the explosion of Assault One was in vain.

However, Vegapunk still left a deep impression on Jon.

"This old man is quite interesting..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow that was barely noticeable to the naked eye suddenly appeared from under his feet, drilled out of the ground and bit Jon's ankle.

"Strike No. 4: Hidden God." The inch-long snake with the neurotoxin fully activated spoke lightly.

"Use a conspicuous target to attract my attention, and then find a way to launch a sneak attack, right? A classic tactic." Jon commented very pertinently.

As he spoke, he frowned, "But do you know how expensive my clothes are? How are you going to compensate me if they get damaged?"

The gust of air shook the little snake to pieces.

It wasn't over yet. Jon stretched out his hand towards the sky again, and several transparent silk threads shot out from his fingertips and entangled with something in the clouds.

Pulling down hard, Strike No. 6: Sky God also lost the ability to move independently and fell heavily at John's feet.

"First a leopard, then a snake, and then a bird? I'm curious how many animals you have in this series."

Vegapunk hesitated for a moment, then answered truthfully through Sora's mouth: "Seven in total."

The Assault series includes sea, land and air, attack, defense, exploration and assassination, and can adapt to combat in any situation and any environment.

Unfortunately, he was still no match for John Joestar.

Dr. Vegapunk couldn't help but ask again: "The poison of the Hidden God has no effect on you? Even if it doesn't penetrate the skin, that kind of strong corrosiveness is..."

"Not enough, Dr. Vegapunk, this level of poison is not enough for me." Jon shook his finger at the Sky God, then stomped on its bird head and blew it to pieces.

Dr. Vegapunk fell silent.

Since the assault series doesn't work, we can only start the second plan.

By the way, he has 73 backup plans in total...

the other side.

After completing the pre-dinner entertainment, Jon did not waste the body of the God of Space. He first removed all the messy transformation equipment. He also patiently plucked the feathers of the big bird and removed its internal organs.

When Stussy came back with firewood, wild vegetables and fruits, he saw Jon sitting at the bottom of a huge pit, holding a long sword (God Emperor) with a bird stuck in it, and waiting with one hand supporting his head.

"You...this is..."

Jon said indifferently, "What else could it be? I was attacked by that old guy Vegapunk. It's not a big deal. Come on, I'll take you to experience the charm of outdoor barbecue."

Stussy didn't know what expression he should make, but he still obediently put the collected wood, wild fruits and poisonous mushrooms in order.

Jon picked up a mushroom that looked ordinary but was actually so poisonous that it could knock down an elephant, and threw it into his mouth.

"Come on, Bao Bao, build a fire, and let us have a taste of the air god."

Empty god?

Is this the name of this bird?

and also……

Who is your baobao?

Chapter 592: The Adventure of Egghead (Part )

The taste of the empty god——

Very moist.

After eating and drinking, it was getting dark.

Jon did not continue exploring, but set up camp on the spot and made a simple tent.

"Comfortable."