The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

The biscuit shell of the cracker was directly broken, revealing the main body of the cracker.

Cracker stared at Katakuri, and popped out of the biscuit shell like a cannonball. He picked up his usual big sword "Pretzel" and chopped it at Katakuri's head.

"No one! Can! Betray Mom!"

When it comes to filial piety, Katakuri is just doing it for fun.

The real filial son is me, Cracker.

"Forget it, never mind!"

He originally planned to use his lowest level of strength to restrict the actions of Smoothie and Cracker, but things have developed to this point and it is no longer something Katakuri can control.

“Roasted rice cakes.”

Along with the name of the move, the upper part of Katakuri's arm turned into a soft and sticky rice cake, and was compressed to the extreme, wrapped in hot flames.

Although the name of this move is a bit boring and may even lead to misunderstanding, "Roasted Rice Cake" is actually a move with great destructive power.

With one blow, Cracker was unable to dodge and was knocked out on the spot, leaving visible charred marks on his chest.

However, as one of the three generals, Cracker is not so easily defeated... Especially when he is still thinking about protecting his mother, he is like turning on the power of Musou, the pain is directly reduced by 90% and the toughness is directly increased by 300%.

In the world of idealism, belief is the most terrifying thing.

Meeting Cracker's unyielding gaze, Katakuri's heart began to sink.

If we could listen to other brothers and sisters' opinions before taking action, wouldn't we be in such a situation now...

"Katakuri! You're done! Mom will punish you severely!" Cracker laughed, as if he was the one with the absolute upper hand.

"My stupid brother, you don't understand... You don't understand anything." Katakuri's expression returned to calm, "If I have to be misunderstood in order to protect my family, then let me be the bad guy."

Charlotte Katakuri?

Uchiha Katakuri!

I will bear all the evil in this world just to protect my silly brother (sister).

Roar! ! ! ! !

Suddenly, a roar came from the direction of the tea party.

Cracker was certain in his heart that Smoothie must have successfully notified his mother.

Katakuri sighed helplessly.

The plan ultimately failed.

But it doesn't matter, even if it is hard, he will let his mother retire and go to other islands to spend her life!

False filial son - wants his mother to continue working and stay in the position of the eldest child to work hard and worry.

A true filial son - accepting all the resources from the family, so that his mother doesn't have to worry about anything all day long but eating and drinking.

The two brothers were at a stalemate.

At this time, Smoothie, who had just escaped, suddenly returned to the battlefield.

Cracker was overjoyed and said, "The conspiracy has been exposed, and mom is very angry. She is going to deal with Katakuri."

Smoothie was at a loss for words, but still said, "I don't know why, but Mommy ate snacks much faster today than usual.

By the time I got to the tea party, she had almost finished eating everything on the table.

Because there was no snack to eat, my mother's food cravings came back again.

I…I didn’t even get to say…”

Smoothie was young after all, and she didn't know how much psychological damage a rejection could cause to a woman. When she was in a bad mood, she could only turn her grief and anger into food, using desserts to make up for the emptiness and regret in her heart.

Things like rebellion are no longer important. What’s important is to quickly collect food and cure my mother’s illness. Otherwise, let alone the future of the family, it will be a problem whether the family can be preserved in the present.

Katakuri felt an inexplicable stir in his heart.

He feels...

It might not be a bad thing that mom is sick at this time.

Chapter 599: A Trip to All Nations (IV)

I swear to God, Big Mom’s rampage was not intentional on John’s part.

After being rejected, Big Mom turned her grief and anger into appetite. The pig craving that she had just suppressed came back again. She threw the rest aside and started eating without thinking.

Unfortunately, the three dessert masters in charge of serving the dishes were not around, and Garrett and Brin had been away from the family for too long, so they didn't know where to go to get the dishes delivered.

Seeing that something was not right, John sent the two back to the Sabaody Archipelago and left them alone to face Big Mom.

"It's really funny..."

Even though he was used to seeing all kinds of strange sights, Jon was still deeply moved when he witnessed the famous scene of the aunt eating.

This old lady seemed to have a grudge against food. She just put everything she grabbed into her mouth without thinking. When she was so excited, she even ate the table and the benches.

Jon had reason to believe that if Big Bang was placed on an uninhabited island, she would eat up all the soil on the island and then fall into the sea and drown.

"Snacks! Where are my snacks?" Big Mom roared.

Powerful pressure spread out, overturning everything around!

Jon stepped aside to keep a certain distance from Big Mom.

However, Big Mom didn't want to let him go so easily. She stared at Jon with red eyes, screamed, and opened her bloody mouth, "Snacks, my snacks!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not a snack, although there are indeed older women who treat younger men as snacks..." Jon, whose mind was wandering, subconsciously complained.

Then, a pair of heavy hands reached out to grab him. They were sticky and covered with syrup, chocolate, and some residual saliva. They looked as disgusting as they could be.

Jon frowned slightly and pointed a finger.

boom!

Big mom's mountainous body was unexpectedly flung away into the air.

"what!!!"

The old lady felt pain and became even more ferocious.

She has this natural physique, known as the 'iron balloon', and her defense is the best in the world.

It is undeniable that some people are born with a purpose given to them by God.

Kaido has worked hard for so many years, and he has become the strongest creature on land, sea and air by taking one step at a time.

As for Big Mom, she had the power to destroy a country when she was young, and later she obtained the Soul-Soul Fruit, which sounds no different from a cheat.

I have lived for over 60 years and everything has been smooth sailing.

Apart from the occasional loss of control, and eating too much sweets when I was young, which caused a rebound when I was old and turned me into a moving mountain of meat, I have almost no regrets...

Oh, right.

In fact, there is still one regret, that is, I have not been able to give birth to the strongest offspring with John.

Closer to home.

Big Mom was in a ferocious state and her fighting power was overflowing. She ran wildly with big strides, shaking the earth and mountains with great momentum.

If it was someone else, it would be better to wait to make a move, and probably would be too scared to move by the domineering arrogance that almost turned into substance.It really makes the aunt close, I am afraid that she will be eaten dry and wiped off, and even the bones will be chewed into scum and swallowed.

Fortunately, Jon is not an ordinary person.

You want to play this with me, right?

Row.

Today I will let you see the gentlemanly demeanor that has been passed down from generation to generation in our Joestar family.

Without dodging, Jon stood still, staring at Big Mom who was pressing down on him like an Apocalypse tank. He spread his hands, put his waist and horse together, and used a clever move at the moment when the two sides actually made contact.

"rise!"

Four taels is worth a thousand catties.

But the old lady was swung away by John like a torn bag, her feet left the ground and flew into the air.

"Jujitsu, kid!" John, who had thrown the aunt away, still maintained his original posture and said coldly something meaningless.

what?

You ask where the gentlemanly demeanor that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Joestar family is?

Showing no mercy to older women and treating them equally, isn't that gentlemanly?

boom! ! ! ! !

The old lady fell heavily to the ground, creating a deep pit in the shape of a human.

But such an injury was nothing to her. She shook her head and stood up as if nothing had happened.

Jon was helpless, but didn't say much.

After all, she is his nominal mother-in-law. Although this mother-in-law often lusts for his body and always thinks about some unethical things in her fat head, even if there is no such relationship, John would not kill her because Bigmom is the biological mother of his good brother Katakuri.

Since you don’t get dizzy after falling once, just fall a few more times.

He has plenty of time.

"I can do this all day." Jon hooked his hand, "Come on! Come on!"

The old lady didn't know what the other person was saying, because she was no longer conscious. In the eyes of this gluttony patient, everything in the world except herself was a delicious snack.

Jon on the other side was like a cinnamon stick emitting a strong aroma.

"Hungry! Eat! I want to eat!" With her mouth wide open and her tongue wagging, the aunt launched a second round of attack.

Jon held his breath, clenched his fists, and bent his lower body slightly. At a certain moment, he suddenly exerted force, and his whole body soared up from the bottom to the sky like a rocket, with his strength reaching the sky.

"Gas-consuming roots!"

The best martial arts in the world come from Shenglong, this is not just a casual statement.

The chin is usually the most vulnerable part of the human body and is connected to many nerves that run directly to the brainstem. A hit to the chin will usually cause a person to fall into a state of fainting.

John's punch actually hit the aunt's fifth chin.

However, the fist felt like it hit a ball of cotton. What was even more outrageous was that the ball of cotton was extremely hard.

All in all, the feel is very bad.

However, even though the feel is not good, the effect is the same.

The moment John hit her, the furious old lady seemed to have had her pause button pressed. Her eyes naturally rolled upwards and she fell into a brief state of unconsciousness.

If it were anyone else, he would be knocked out with one punch.

Unfortunately, Big Mom's defense and recovery abilities were too incredible. As her body leaned backwards, her eyes slowly turned back, and like a leopard, she locked onto John in mid-air.

"Snacks!" Relying on her spherical body to stabilize her center of gravity, the old lady suddenly exerted force with her calves and pounced on Jon in a rather strange posture.

Jon stepped in the air to avoid the big mouth. He said unhappily: "First, second, not third. If you continue to go too far, don't blame me for being rude."

To be honest, he is not interested in things like "Young man VS 60-year-old woman three hours live avi".

Although Charlotte Lingling was a tall beauty when she was young, time was merciless and she had long since turned into flower mud and fertilizer.

"You should be content and enjoy your life at your old age. Don't eat so many snacks or you'll end up with diabetes, high blood sugar and high cholesterol."

Thinking of this, Jon finally became serious.

With a wave of the hand from the air, a transparent big hand blew Big Mom away.

Jon clearly saw that the moment the big air hand touched Big Mom's fat body, countless layers of ripples like water splashed out.

Mmm... spectacular!

The aunt rushed over quickly, and retreated quickly when she was blown away.

The whole person fell headfirst into the ground with a thud. At first glance, he looked like a large pink radish.

Fortunately, the aunt was too fat, so the pink dress was tightly attached to her body and there was no possibility of exposure at all.

Otherwise, Jon will forget about having these eyes.

"Now you can finally behave yourself...By the way, what is Ka Er doing? What about the drugging you agreed to do? You won't go back on your word, will you?" Qiao Wen touched his smooth chin and muttered to himself.