The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Just then, a beautiful figure ran over from a distance.

Jon didn't look at anything else, his eyes were fixed on the pair of long legs that were taller than ordinary people.

"Mom, mom, what's wrong with you?!" Cracker took the initiative to leave, and Smoothie finally returned to the tea party, but he didn't expect to see this scene.

She looked up and stared at Jon with great hatred, "It's you!"

"I'm right, but the actual situation may be slightly different from what you imagined." Jon scratched his eyebrows and said helplessly.

He plucked out an eyelash and found it was empty. Seeing Smoothie's undisguised hostility towards him, how could he not know that something went wrong with Katakuri.

He probably thinks he was the one who instigated this farce.

Uh.

In fact, Smoothie did not accuse the wrong person.

After all, if John hadn't been constantly influencing Katakuri's thoughts in the past two years, this second son of the Charlotte family, who looks fierce but is gentle at heart, would never have done anything to seize power.

The injustice has the head and the debt has the owner.

Mr. Qiao is destined to bear all the evil in this world...

"Damn it! I'll kill you!"

First the second brother was taught bad habits, and then the mother was beaten. Smoothie got so angry that he didn't care about the disparity in status and strength between the two sides. He raised his thighs and swung the sword towards Jon's head.

If Katakuri is the one with the highest fighting ability among the children of Charlotte's family, then Smoothie is the one with the highest fighting talent among the children of Charlotte's family.

She is cool, beautiful, practical, and trusted by others. She even won the first place in the "Most Popular Sister" competition held privately for many times.

But even a Smoothie like this could not be a match for John.

In the first round of the fight, Jon broke her sword with his bare hands.

In the second round of fighting, the ugly yellow hat on her head was knocked off.

The third round of fighting...

Smoothie stepped back with a red face, and said in shame and annoyance: "Are you sick? Why are you touching my legs when we are still fighting!"

Jon answered seriously: "Because it's long."

Don't think you can get away with it by making this kind of expression!

Smoothie: Mom, there's a pervert here.

Unexpectedly, Jon seemed to have understood Smoothie's inner thoughts. He waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, I'm not a pervert. If you must say, then I'm just a gentleman with the name of a pervert."

Smoothie: ???

Jon laughed, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I just wanted you to calm down. Look, your mom is awake."

Smoothie sneered, "You think you can deceive me with such a crude trick?"

Then, behind her, there was the sound of the mound sliding, and hungry gasps.

"Snacks, eat, I want snacks!"

Upon hearing the voice, Smoothie froze in place.

Turning her head with difficulty, she saw the nightmare hidden deep in the heart of every child of the Charlotte family - a hungry mother with bloodshot eyes.

'Hungry mother', if it is changed into other contexts, it may still result in 404 no find.

But at this moment, the 'hungry mother' is the embodiment of terror.

Without thinking, Smoothie ran away.

Because previous experiences told her that it was impossible to communicate with her mother when she went crazy. Staying here would not only fail to solve any problems, but would also be life-threatening.

Nowadays, everything else has to be put aside, and the most important thing is to find snacks to fill mom’s stomach!

"Ah, ran away--" Jon looked at Smoothie's back, feeling a little regretful.

However, he still attracted the aunt's attention and created a chance for the long-legged girl to escape.

"Be good." Jon held out his hand, "I'll give you a big one."

Of course, with his ability, he could easily take out nearly unlimited food from his 4th dimensional pocket to relieve Big Mom's food cravings. But he felt that it was an internal matter of the Charlotte family after all, and Katakuri wanted to seize power, so it might not be a bad thing to let Big Mom have an occasional attack.

He flipped his palm and projected countless icicles into the clouds.

Jon was sure that Big Mom's Homies (soul creations) were not around, so he could use large-scale AOE attacks without scruples. Otherwise, it would be difficult to deceive "Prometheus" and "Zeus".

"Look, it's a popsicle." Jon said to the aunt as if he was coaxing a child.

After hearing this, the red light in the aunt's eyes faded a little. She actually didn't bother Jon anymore. Instead, she picked up the icicle that fell on the ground and started chewing it with a crunching sound.

However, Big Mom's favorite is always sweet snacks. If these icicles were mixed with sugar, perhaps they could help her regain some consciousness. Unfortunately, the icicles are just condensed from pure water, and their effect is the same as that of teething sticks. They are useless except for satisfying her craving.

The aunt’s sweet addiction could never be satisfied, and her emotions, which had just stabilized, ran wild again.

Jon remained calm.

Because in his perception, two people were approaching this side at a rapid speed.

"Go ahead, cookie soldiers!"

"Flowing glutinous rice balls!"

Katakuri and Cracker each showed off their skills.

However, the two of them were not trying to attack the mother, but to feed her.

"Ahahahaha, dim sum!"

Crowds of biscuit soldiers exuded an incomparable aroma, and the aunt smiled openly, lying on the ground and eating a big meal, her movements were so rough that she almost gnawed the ground together.

Katakuri’s flowing glutinous rice balls are not bad either. As we all know, things like rice cakes may look insignificant, but they are actually the most filling.

《Shock, Big Mom, one of the Four Emperors, actually lets her sons join forces to suppress her! 》

If Jon were the news editor, this would definitely be the headline on the front page the next day.

It's no wonder that most of the Devil Fruit users in Charlotte's family are related to food, because with a mother who is always sick, if you don't have some special ability to provide food, you really won't live long.

"It's not sweet...ah! It's not sweet!" After the initial hunger was suppressed, the aunt started to act up again.

Not only should you eat enough, you should also eat well.

Food that is not sweet has no value!

A drop of cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of Krige and Katakuri.

To be honest, they are very familiar with using the power of devil fruits in combat, but who would have the time to think about the taste of their own cookies/glutinous rice balls?

Self-production and self-sales?

That's too weird.

Fortunately, Smoothie came back at the most critical moment with a group of pastry chefs, and each pastry chef had more or less cakes and puddings in his hands.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Drop the snacks and run. If you're a step late, you'll become snacks too!"

Chapter 600: A Trip to All Nations (V)

It’s so funny, do I need you to remind me?

The first lesson for the pastry chefs who were abducted to Wan Guo by Big Mom upon arriving on the island was to never do anything unnecessary.

In fact, if Smoothie hadn't threatened with force, they wouldn't have dared to approach within fifty meters of Big Mom... That big darling is really deadly!

They just left their desserts behind and ran away, fearing they would be eaten if they were a step late. Under the threat of death, the pastry chefs showed an amazing desire to survive.

Fortunately, Big Mom had just been fed to half full by her two sons, so her cravings were alleviated to a certain extent, and she did not attack indiscriminately. As if those "little ants" running around did not exist, she grabbed those exquisite snacks and stuffed them into her mouth.

“Mmm…delicious…hahahaha…” The old lady danced with joy while eating, like a sixty-year-old child weighing dozens of tons.

Seeing this, Katakuri and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, the atmosphere became a little subtle.

The three brothers (sisters) looked at each other.

Finally, Smoothie sighed, "Brother Katakuri, it's time for you to sit down and have a good talk with us."

Cracker's expression changed slightly, "What's the point of talking to such a traitor? When mom regains consciousness, she will punish him severely!"

As they spoke, the three of them glanced at Bigmom who was still eating voraciously, with a hint of helplessness in their expressions.

There is no dutiful son before a long-term illness.

What's more, my life is in danger...

No matter how filial they were, it was impossible for the children of the Charlotte family to not have some thoughts in their hearts. It was just that the education they received since childhood, their own vision, and the fear from their mothers restricted their hearts.

In other words, Katakuri and John have learned bad things, otherwise they would not have the courage to attack Big Mom.

"I say--" Jon didn't want to get involved in other people's family affairs, but the person was here, and it would be too rude to leave without saying hello.

Cracker and Smoothie immediately grabbed their weapons.

I was so focused on Katakuri's rebellion that I almost forgot there was a mastermind behind the scenes!

"Wait." This time Katakuri did not betray his brother again, and stood in front of John, "This matter has nothing to do with him, it's all my own idea!"

"Get out of the way, Katakuri brother!" Smoothie was embarrassed and annoyed.

She has never been taken advantage of in a fight. First she instigated my family to rebel against my mother, and then she took the opportunity to touch my thigh. I can't let this account go so easily!

"If you don't want to die, get out of the way, Katakuri." Cracker also had a sullen face, as if he was going to jump and attack in the next second to let John see how powerful he was.

Katakuri wanted to say something else.

At this moment, Jon pushed him aside and said, "Hey, did you guys misunderstand something?"

His eyes swept over Smoothie and Cracker, "Do you really think Katakuri is protecting me?"

Smoothie and Cracker were slightly stunned.

Then, the two finally remembered a horrifying fact—Jon Joestar defeated Kaido personally and won the title of "the strongest".

them……

I'm a little drunk.

There's nothing I can do. The atmosphere has already been set there.

It is clearly a drama about exposing the conspiracy, uncovering the mastermind behind the scenes, showing off one's divine power, and letting everything settle.

But now it seems that the dust is definitely going to settle. The problem is that there is a 99.9% chance that the dust is the ashes of the two of them.

"Ah, how did it turn out like this?" Katakuri was extremely helpless.

If he had been more careful when giving the drug and hadn't been discovered by Smoothie, Mom would have been moved to an uninhabited island to live out her retirement.

Shaking his head and putting aside the depressing thoughts, Katakuri decided to sit down and talk with his younger brothers and sisters.

His mother was enjoying her meal so absorbed in it that he had no intention of going over to her.

He called a pastry chef and grabbed some desserts, then Katakuri sat down cross-legged and untied his scarf.

If it were a normal day, Katakuri, who was very concerned about his image, would never take off his scarf in front of others, but today too many things happened and he didn't have the energy to care about anything else. He grabbed some snacks and stuffed them into that fang-covered, extremely scary-looking mouth, stuffing his cheeks so much that he looked like a large hamster.

As the aunt's son, he perfectly inherited her love for snacks. He would have such a meal every afternoon, and sometimes he would not stop this habit even in battle.

By the way, John once commented: When Katakuri turns 50, his figure will definitely change a lot and he will become the second generation of the Meat Mountain Demon King.

"Brother Katakuri..." Smoothie stared at Katakuri's ferocious fangs with some fear.

Although she also knew that the teeth were Katakuri's own characteristic just like her long legs, but knowing it was one thing and facing it was another. It was difficult for her to treat her half-human, half-beast brother with a normal attitude.

Crackers are also very tense.

Because Katakuri, who is showing signs of being bad, is more unruly and domineering than usual...

Before he knew it, his hand holding the 'pretzel' was sweating.

"Sit down." Katakuri said briefly.

Smoothie and Cracker looked at each other, and saw fear in each other's eyes. In addition, John Joestar was watching Katakuri from behind.

As a last resort, they had to sit down and confront Katakuri face to face, planning for a negotiation between the three generals.

Katakuri held up a donut, "First of all, I want to make one thing clear. Everything that happened today was my own idea. It has nothing to do with Jon. He was just a tool I used to distract my mother."