Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

"Nonsense." Hachiman waved his hand and said, this woman really has a big imagination.

Then, Shiyu said with a strange look on her face: "But the most troublesome thing is that she clearly wants to bring you and me together, but she will be sad and jealous and come out to make trouble. So I think, in order to let mom receive treatment with peace of mind, I have a proposal."

The woman in front of him was the daughter of the woman with a big brain, known as Little Brain.

Shiyu leaned against the wall, as if to relieve her tension, her brows trembling slightly, she said: "In order to let mom feel at ease to receive treatment, we will follow mom's wishes and become a couple. Of course, I mean pretending, then she will be jealous, then she needs you to comfort her. In short, you just need to coax her and let her receive treatment obediently. As long as she is alive, it is better than anything else."

Hachiman tilted his head and said, "If that's all, you and I can pretend to be a couple and act intimate in front of her, so that she will be so angry that she wants to live. She will definitely not let us, a pair of dogs and bitches, have an easy life... Wouldn't that be more effective?"

Shiyu opened her mouth, it seemed like it was really like this?

But she quickly shook her head and said, "What are you thinking about? You are dealing with a critically ill patient. If you can make her angry...it seems like a good thing, right?"

"Hey..." Hachiman couldn't help but shout.

"Sorry, sorry, I just suddenly thought of a loving mother and a filial daughter, and it came out so naturally. In short, this is what I thought." Shiyu said.

Hachiman folded his hands, thought for a while, and then said, "Let me summarize your brief. You want me to pretend to date you in order to satisfy Xiangzi's idea of ​​bringing us together, and at the right time, appease Xiangzi who will be jealous because of this. I have never heard such a ridiculous request in my life."

Shi Yu couldn't help but curl her lips and said, "It's really weird, but what can I do? Who told me to have such a literary mother? Besides, I just realized that I can't seem to lose her, lose the woman who almost didn't treat me as a daughter, but just a burden."

When it comes to literary youth, you're not bad either.

Then, as if feeling sorry for himself, he said, "Well, I was born kind-hearted. Repaying kindness with grievances is something that only I can do."

You're still acting, right?

This is another development that Hachiman could not have predicted. Hello, this is not the same as what you said on the phone.

However, the relationship between mother and daughter, which seemed to have been frozen for thousands of years, seemed to be beginning to melt.

Just when he was hesitant, Shi Yu's eyes, as bright as the stars in the night sky, looked up at her, her eyes moving, as if she wanted to say something but stopped.

"I say..." she said in a slightly cold voice.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

Shiyu's fingers gently stroked her lips and said, "Do you want to try kissing me?"

Chapter 103: The Devil Becomes the Green Man

"Do you want to try kissing me?" Shiyu stroked her lips gently, her voice trembling slightly.

In the dark night, Shiyu's bright eyes appeared very clear, like two stars.

"Why, why?" Hachiman asked with some confusion.

"Didn't I tell you that we're going to pretend to be a couple? I want to practice it beforehand..." Shiyu turned her face away slightly.

Hachiman suppressed his laughter and said, "Before we set out, didn't you say you would snatch me from Xiangzi and would never let me be your stepfather? Are you trying to save the country in a roundabout way now?"

Shiyu was stunned for a moment: "I...I originally wanted to do this, but now my mother has become like this, how can I...our matter, let's talk about it after Xiangzi's physical condition is confirmed."

"If mom is fine, then of course I will still carry out my wish... If mom unfortunately passes away, I will comfort you." Shiyu said in a muffled voice.

Hachiman looked at the girl for a while, only to see Shiyu getting angry and embarrassed: "What? Just say it if you have something to say."

"No, I just think that you are the only ones who can have such a loving mother and filial daughter." Hachiman said.

What does it mean that I will comfort you if your mother unfortunately passes away?

Xiangzi: Then I really have to thank you.

"But we'll talk about this later. The most important thing now is to satisfy my mother's wishes so that she can receive treatment with peace of mind. Therefore, pretending to be a couple is the best choice." Shiyu continued.

After saying this, she gently closed her eyes, her pretty face slightly red, as if to say, hurry up.

Their thoughts are so confusing that even Hachiman can hardly understand them, but forget it, just do whatever you want.

Hachiman's fingers gently stroked Shiyu's lips, which were soft, a little moist, and very comfortable to the touch.

Shiyu opened her eyes with some joy, but what she saw was his fingers. She said in annoyance, "Is that all you can do with your fingers?"

"Your mother is behind the screen. The pressure is too great." Hachiman said reluctantly.

Shiyu pursed her lips and her voice became a little soft: "Then do you think I'm pretty?"

Hachiman glanced at her, who although young was in no way inferior to a young woman's voluptuous figure, and her beautiful face that inherited the genes of the Fujiwara family, and said without hesitation.

"nice."

"So who do you think is prettier, mom or me?" As she said this, Shiyu pinched the soft flesh on Hachiman's waist.

"They all look good!"

掐。

"Xiangzi looks good!"

Pinch.

"Ms. Shiyu is the cutest person in the world!"

The girl couldn't help but put down her hand that was about to pinch for the third time, and couldn't help laughing in frustration.

"Cunning, really too cunning. I'm telling you, do you really enjoy the feeling of me chasing you?"

Hachiman's eyes wandered, and he said, "How could that be possible? Am I such a shameless person?"

Shi Yu suddenly said, "I don't think a person with any sense of shame would have an affair with someone else's daughter through a screen, you stuffy weirdo."

My goodness, why did he feel that this girl had become so much more seductive? Was it really because she had experienced a major change in her life?

Shiyu took two steps forward, then put her arms around his waist, hugged his chest and said, "Mom is like this right now. I won't force you to express your opinion or anything. But when mom is not around, you can't avoid me like you did before, otherwise I will... I will cry for you to see."

Please, don't threaten and show weakness like this, it's hard to handle.

"I understand." Hachiman finally said, and Shiwa let him go. Although it was only a small step, it was undoubtedly a major victory for her.

Hachiman rubbed his head and complained, "You said I enjoyed you pursuing me, but aren't you enjoying being rejected by me but not giving up? I understand the mindset of a creator."

"Ah, you actually found out." Shiyu said in surprise.

Utaha Kasumigaoka is first and foremost a novelist, and only secondarily a girl. She has a natural love for books, but reading is different from writing, as it requires inspiration. And in the process of generating inspiration, one must maintain one's state of mind between ups and downs. If one's mind is inspired, one's writing will naturally be divine.

After getting this loser buff, Shiyu found that her creative ability had not diminished. On the contrary, her ability to empathize with readers when she expressed her true feelings was greatly enhanced. Even her editor said that she might become a novelist who can achieve both commercial and literary success in the future.

So even though the feeling of paying for someone’s love isn’t pleasant, it’s not a completely bad thing for Shiyu.

Sometimes she even secretly thought that it would be nice if this state could be maintained for a while longer.

He treated Hachiman as a tool to get the loser buff every minute.

In a sense, this can be considered a counterattack.

Nia, you said so.

"I feel really depressed every time I am rejected by you." Shiyu glared at him.

If he misunderstood something, she would be really sad.

"I never doubted that you liked me," he comforted her.

"So conceited." Shiyu said with a smile.

All in all, a dynamic balance was once again achieved in their tumultuous relationship tonight.

At this time, Xiangzi was sleeping soundly on the tatami.

.........................

Early in the morning, the three of them had breakfast in the room. Perhaps because she had taken a hot spring bath and drank alcohol yesterday, Xiangzi looked listless and lacked energy.

"Please bring me the mayonnaise." Hachiman said to Shiyu.

"Well, how about soy sauce?" Shiyu asked.

"A little bit."

Xiangzi bit her chopsticks and observed the two of them.

But soon, Hachiman was called out by the boss, probably because of the basketball game.

Seeing this, Xiangzi said with a strange look: "I say, are you two getting along better?"

Shiyu calmly drank the soybean paste soup and said, "Isn't it what you wished for our relationship to improve?"

"That's what I said, but you two got along better without my knowledge, and that makes me worried." Xiangzi looked worried.

"I say, are you annoying? When other people's relationship is not good, you insist on matchmaking us together, and when our relationship is good, you start to be jealous." This mother is really annoying.

But Shiyu was so fierce that Xiangzi, who had already become sentimental, pouted her lips as if she wanted to cry: "You are so fierce to me, you are so fierce to me for a man! I am not going to be with you anymore."

"Are you a child? Stop pretending." Shiyu rolled her eyes at her. She didn't take this little trick seriously.

"I was originally wondering how I could be frank with your awkward personality, but..."

Xiangzi thought that maybe they still needed some opportunity to accelerate their relationship.

After all, the doctor said she didn't have much time left.

At least I want to see Shiyu wearing a wedding dress.

Then, Xiangzi suddenly pinched Shiyu's wrist hard.

Shiyu was in so much pain that tears came out of her eyes. She cursed, "You are crazy. It hurts me so much."

"I was just imagining what you would look like in a wedding dress..." Xiangzi said in a low voice.

"Then what?" Shiyu asked.

"Then I felt jealous." Xiangzi pouted.

It’s okay to imagine yourself being cheated on.

This woman is so annoying.

Chapter 104 What if I say they are mother and daughter?

"Although I'm jealous, I will still bear the pain and bring you together."

Xiangzi clenched her fists, as if she was a great mother who sacrificed herself for her daughter.

Shiyu just couldn't stand the way she was. On what basis did she do that? She had "abused" her for more than ten years, and was not there when she needed motherly love the most. Only when she was about to die did she think of herself.

What she wanted was that she could think of herself sometimes, usually or occasionally.

"Do you feel like a saint now?" Shi Yu rolled her eyes at her.

Xiangzi gently played with her hair and said calmly, "Isn't it me? I have even given you my man."

Shiyu almost choked to death. In fact, you are enjoying this kind of petty-bourgeois pleasure of feeling sorry for your life more, you idiot.

But before she could refute, Xiangzi tugged at her sleeve and said, "Watch TV."

Shiyu looked at the TV in confusion. A promotional video for the Kamakura Sea Festival was playing. Whenever the fishing season came, it would be used as a tourist promotion to attract tourists.

The couple of children of the sea in the promotional video wore special ritual costumes and were blessed by all the people of Kamakura on the stage. There is probably no wedding more touching than this.

No wonder the boss said this is a position that cannot be bought even with money, now it seems that what he said is true.

Xiangzi felt that they were still lacking an opportunity, so she thought this was a good idea.

Shiyu frowned slightly and said, "What? I don't understand."

Xiangzi waved her hand and said as if she was too lazy to explain: "If you don't understand, forget it. Let's go and prepare your swimsuits. We're going to the beach today."

......................

"Danna (Master), what do you think? This parasol should be comfortable enough. I asked my boy to occupy this spot last night because I knew that Danna would go to the beach with his girlfriend today."

The middle-aged boss standing nearby said to Hachiman cheerfully that, looking at the crowded beach on Enoshima, the boss was not exaggerating.

Kamakura is not an unpopular tourist destination. If you are expecting the kind of deserted Japanese freshness, you can just go home.

For those of us who were new here temporarily, if the boss hadn't led the way, we wouldn't even have a place to put up our parasols.

Of course, the innkeeper was not a kind person. He must have something in mind when he licked a young man he didn't even know.

He said with some envy: "Dan Na's figure shows that he is used to exercising."

The gay man is right next to me?

Well, just kidding, all the boss wants is for him to participate in the basketball game to compete for the qualification for the Kaihai Festival.

The boss was also a shrewd man. As the saying goes, one should not hit a smiling person. Hachiman felt a little embarrassed by such deliberate flattery. Actually, it was not a big deal for him.

However, the boss knew when to advance and when to retreat. Although he was flattering, he did not make people feel annoying. He quickly changed the subject, showed an expression that showed he understood, and said.