Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

This kind of words are useless on Kato Megumi and Saki, but it is still possible to fool Rumi, an inexperienced girl who loves him deeply.

"Hmph...Hmph...Hachiman, you still think I'm a fool. Everything you said is exactly the same as what Sister Xiaohui reminded me of."

Damn it, Kato Megumi, please don't go too far! Hachiman twitched his lips.

Liu Mei spoke in a low voice, took out something from her pocket, and then grabbed his fingers.

Hachiman's heart sank, and he said, "Even if you pierce my ten fingers, I won't scream. I'm right!"

If you pierce through ten of them, I won’t admit my mistake. If you pierce through one, then I will admit it.

It's just Red Bean Paste's private Maser. After all, he is in a high position and has the necessary skills as a Japanese official.

As a result, the fingernails made a clicking...click...clicking sound. In this quiet room where only the sound of the wind could be heard, the sound was particularly strange.

"Well, Hachiman, if I pull out all ten of your nails, will you tell fewer lies?" The intimate tone seemed to carry a morbid content, and the previously cold girl seemed to have awakened some extraordinary new attribute.

Hachiman felt a chill on his back. He was so spoiled, how could he endure such hardship?

At this moment, the door of the "prison cell" was opened, and Kato Megumi and Saki walked in carrying plastic bags.

Hachiman snorted coldly, seeming to be very disdainful.

"Heh, I could hear you talking to Liu Mei-chan just now outside the door, why are you silent now?"

"I have nothing to say to my hopeless little sister." Hachiman said angrily.

Kato Megumi was still standing there weakly. Hachiman knew very well that he did not lose to Rumi or Saki, but to the most inconspicuous Kato Megumi, this girl with a plain face but full of wisdom.

"Mr. Hikigaya is just embarrassed because he lost to a girl. Please don't be so narrow-minded. You will set a bad example for Mei." Kato Megumi said gently.

Hachiman narrowed her eyes slightly, she acted as normal, as if she was not the one who drugged her man and then tied him up.

"Xiaohui, what do you want to do?"

Kato Megumi said calmly: "I want to be sisters with Mr. Hikigaya."

Saki took out an electric razor, tweezers and scissors from the plastic bag. Hachiman's lower body felt cold and his face turned pale.

"Just kidding..." Seeing the man's expression change, Kato Megumi said softly again.

Hachiman felt relieved a little.

"I just want to teach Mr. Hikigaya a lesson. Kid who lies will be spanked, okay?" Kato Megumi raised her voice.

"You can't be cute at all even if you try to act cute!" Hachiman pulled at the ropes on his hands and feet, but he couldn't move.

"Really? What a pity." Xiaohui returned to her calm tone.

"What nonsense are you talking about? If we don't teach this guy a lesson, I think he will be completely ignorant." Saki picked up the electric razor and walked up to Hachiman.

"Hey, Saki Kawasaki, have you forgotten what we did together at noon? How you begged me for mercy at that time? Now you don't show any mercy at all!" Hachiman shouted hurriedly.

It's fucking beautiful, eating wild game in such an emergency can be described so elegantly.

But this did not serve the purpose of begging for mercy at all. It only made Shaxi's eyes more fierce. She said, "I just weakened your physical strength on purpose at noon. It's nothing. It's not the first time. Just think of it as a dog bite. You don't really think you can conquer girls with your lower body. You've read too many books."

The Sea Pig King gave a thumbs up.

Shashi turned on the electric razor, and the rotating blade made a buzzing sound.

"Hey, what do you want to do? No kidding, let me go now so we can play mahjong tonight."

But no one paid attention to his nonsense. Shahi took the electric razor and passed it over his head. With a "shala" sound, the electric razor made a sound of cutting through the hair.

Shaxi chuckled and said, "Hachiman, you always laugh at me, don't you? Today I'm going to shave all your hair off so you can feel cool. First, I'll start with your hair... Don't move around. This is my first time using a razor for someone, and it would be bad if I accidentally shave your ears off."

Hachiman felt his head starting to feel cold, and then Kato Megumi picked up the tweezers for some reason.

"Hey, Xiaohui, stop what you're trying to do."

Then, his boxer briefs were pulled down by the girl.

Kato Hui said softly, "Ms. Saki originally wanted to shave her entire body, but I asked Mr. Hikigaya for a favor, so some parts still need to be forced to grow."

Tweezers, pull?

"Crush the snails!" Hachiman cried out from the bottom of his heart.

Chapter 30 Chapter

In the early morning, Hachiman slowly opened his eyes and stretched his hands and feet. Then he pulled open his underwear and felt much more at ease.

Otherwise, Shaxi, who used to laugh at me as a white tiger, will be laughed at as a blue dragon by her in the future.

How can Xiao Ba go out and meet people in the future? He will be laughed to death.

If someone praised him as "so cute~", he would just hang himself.

In order to prevent Kato Megumi from plucking all her hair with tweezers, Hachiman humiliatingly signed a series of unequal treaties.

This includes but is not limited to not being able to play multiple lines, not being able to hook up with other JDs in school, not being able to hook up with female teachers, not being able to touch them without their consent, etc.....

Hachiman was very angry and wanted to spit at them, but considering Hachi's face, he had no choice but to sign the treaty and put his fingerprints on it.

He stood up and put on his clothes. He felt a chill on his head. He touched his head and found only a little blue skin. He looked in the mirror and was very angry.

That guy Shahi, he had clearly signed the treaty, but he had already shaved half of his hair. If he didn't shave the other half, it would be very disrespectful to the half that had already been shaved, and now his head was completely bald.

I have to say that guy has great potential to be a barber. Not everyone can shave his head bald.

The man sighed. After this lesson, he was a little scared. When a woman gets angry, she can be very scary.

He pushed the door open and went to the living room, only to find it very quiet. Only Liu Mei-chan was sitting alone at the dining table, drinking porridge with a vocabulary book in her hand.

When she heard the door open, Liu Mei also looked up. Seeing the man's fresh look, the porridge in the girl's mouth sprayed out, and then, as if to prevent herself from laughing, she held her face and lowered her head again.

Hachiman was annoyed when he saw this and said, "Laugh if you want to. Don't hold it back."

"Hahahaha...hahaha...Hachiman, your head...do you want to become a monk? Hahahaha..."

Rumi laughed so hard that she almost lost control, which was rare. Even someone as shameless as Hachiman was disgusted by him. He could sense that this kind of laughter would still linger around him for the next three months, until his hair grew out.

Hachiman sat heavily next to Rumi, snatched her breakfast, and drank the porridge in three or two mouthfuls.

“This is what I drank!”

"What's the matter? I don't mind."

"I mind!"

"Any more? It's not enough."

Liu Mei rolled her eyes at him and went to the kitchen to serve him another bowl.

Hachiman finished his meal with a slurp, and also finished the two fried cakes on the table, feeling comfortable.

Liu Mei looked at the man and thought of what she saw last night when Sister Xiaohui took off his pants.

Suddenly she lowered her head, her cheeks flushed. She didn't expect to be seen in such a situation, and she didn't know whether to be angry or amused.

"By the way, where are Saki and Xiaohui?" Hachiman asked as he poured a cup of tea from the teapot.

"Why, aren't you angry with Miss Shaxi and Miss Xiaohui?" Liu Mei asked.

Hachiman snorted twice: "I'm willing to admit defeat. It was my own failure that was noticed by you. Isn't it normal to suffer a little? There's nothing to be angry about."

Liu Mei glanced at him and smiled softly, "As expected, Hachiman is still Hachiman."

The man just snorted.

But Rumi continued, "However, even though you did something so outrageous, Miss Saki and Miss Xiaohui only wanted to teach you a lesson from the beginning to the end and never considered leaving you. Hachiman, you should be content and stop making them sad."

"Nonsense, the woman I'm looking for can only be a good woman. " Hachiman said with seeming pride.

Rumi seemed to be unhappy and made a sound, and then Hachiman asked, "What about you?"

"Me? Aren't we senior and junior?" Liu Mei said in surprise.

"How come we became senior and junior again? Aren't we boyfriend and girlfriend?" Hachiman asked.

"Then how many girlfriends do you have?" Liu Mei said with a snort.

Hachiman chuckled and said, "Except for my wife, the others are all girlfriends and female friends."

We are all confidantes.

"Shameless!" Liu Mei's long black hair, like tassels, swayed gently with her emotions, and swayed like the golden surface of a lake in the sunlight.

"I've been like this for a long time, you know that." Hachiman smiled and wanted to touch her hair, but was slapped away by Rumi.

Hachiman didn't push it, but asked, "Where are Saki and Kei? And... don't you have to go to class?"

"Today is Saturday, Mr. Hikigaya! Miss Saki left school for work, and asked me to tell you that she is busy, so don't bother her. As for Miss Xiaohui, she said she was going to play with her friends."

It seems that they all don't want to meet him for the time being.

"Doesn't that mean that I have the whole day today to accompany the super youthful, cute and charming Rumi-chan?" Hachiman said with a smile.

"It's up to you. Just don't disturb me while I'm reading. Also, don't touch me, or I'll tell Sister Xiaohui." Liu Mei warned.

Then Hachiman kissed her on the cheek. Before Rumei could get angry, he smiled and said, "This is a greeting gift from abroad. It's normal for us seniors and juniors to say hello when we meet."

This guy is really lawless.

Not long after, Liumei went out to go to the library. Hachiman had nothing to do, but he was still worried about Xiaohui's stomach problem.

That woman always does things quietly, so it is possible that she really has a second child.

Seeing Hachiman's absent-minded look, Rumi had no interest in forcing him to stay by her side. In fact, she had a pretty good time in the past week, as long as she didn't think about Hachiman trying to trick her.

"Okay, don't follow me. Just go wherever you want. By the way, Miss Shahi said she has a gift for you." Liumei said before leaving.

"What gift?" he asked.

Liu Mei took out a box and said, trying not to laugh, "Miss Shaxi asked someone to send this hair oil to you. She told you to apply it on your hair and it will become shiny...hahahahahahaha."

The girl finally couldn't help laughing.

Hachiman rolled his eyes. I can even cosplay a Taiyang Quan. He was furious and wanted to break up with Liumei, but Liumei called him and reminded him, "Hachiman, don't play this kind of trick again next time. It will... make people sad."

Hachiman slowed down his pace for a moment, and said impatiently, "I know, I know. It's really annoying."

Liu Mei smiled softly.

Chapter 31 Chapter

After Hachiman left the campus, he snapped his fingers lightly, and the bodyguard responsible for the safety of Kato Megumi and her daughter appeared behind him.

However, compared to her usual serious appearance, the bodyguard's half-smile hurt his heart even more.

He knew that the bodyguard lady was very unhappy with his scumbag behavior in the third line operation, but due to professional ethics he could not tell the three girls. Normally they would never smile at him, but now seeing him being humiliated and having his head shaved, he felt very happy.

Hachiman waved his hand and told her to just be happy in secret and not to be annoying in front of him.

He asked, "Where is Xiaohui now?"

If she was only busy making fun of him for not even doing his job properly, Hachiman wouldn't mind firing her immediately.

"Yes, the young lady is now at Miss Kasumigaoka's home in Tokyo. Our people have safely sent her to the apartment."

Hachiman nodded, then casually touched his head which was only slightly green, and said, "Has Xiaohui been to the hospital or bought anything other than a pregnancy test stick recently?"

The bodyguard quickly shook her head and said, "As far as I know, no."

Was it really just something he said casually on stage?

"Let's go over there too, don't notify them."

"Yes, I'll go and prepare the car."

"Also, find me a duckbill hat."

The bodyguard lady curled her lips and said, in fact, the image of a lecherous monk is quite suitable for you.

The bodyguard lady didn't expect that the thoughts that occasionally popped up in her mind would become reality soon.

.......................

Inside a high-end international apartment called Chiyexuan in Tokyo's Minato Ward, Kasumigaoka Utaha was sitting on a chair at the bar, shaking her plump and delicate legs. Although she was wearing thin black stockings, the fullness of her legs seemed like they would burst out at any time, and under the sunlight, she looked particularly seductive.

She gently pulled out a Pocky chocolate bar with her left hand and bit it between her cherry-red lips, while her right hand casually typed on the keyboard of her laptop. The document contained her latest light novel, but she did not plan to send out her current work because the content was a bit special and would not be favored by the market. However, she herself enjoyed it. It had been a long time since she could fully display her talent in writing, and she became more and more excited as she wrote.