Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

It was only today when her relatives and friends came to visit her that she stopped writing.

"So, Xiaohui, why did you come to me? You haven't brought that man with you yet." asked Kasumigaoka Utaha.

"I just want to ask you, senior, if you are willing to accompany me to the high school reunion." Kato Megumi laid the sleeping Mei on the soft sofa, then opened her notebook and began to deal with her course homework.

Even though she came to Shiwa to avoid Hachiman, her serious nature prevented her from slacking off on the lessons she was supposed to complete.

After all, her life doesn't revolve entirely around men.

"For things like this, why don't you just let Hikigaya Hachiman accompany you?" Shiyu said a little depressed.

As a result, Kato Megumi did not answer, only the sound of typing on the keyboard was heard, which surprised Shiyu a little, because she was Kato Megumi, who could listen to the instructions on TV and flee without changing her expression even when encountering an earthquake.

Are you having a quarrel?

"Could it be that they had a fight?" Shiyu looked at her good friend and junior, who was also a senior in a sense, curiously.

Kato Megumi lowered her head slightly, and then quickly said, "It was Mr. Hikigaya who went too far."

Why did she suddenly come to Shiyu's house? Wasn't it because she wanted to complain to her best friend about her man's evil deeds?

Although it is important to guard against fire, theft and best friends, one of the functions of a best friend is to complain about the shortcomings of your own man.

Then, Kato Megumi used very concise language to describe the shitty things that Hachiman did at Hitotsubashi University, and the topic of scumbag immediately resonated with Shiyu.

"This is really too much. What does that bastard think of you? Also, why can you meet two women who have an affair with him in a random dormitory? How romantic is that guy? Does he think of the university as his harem?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha stood up inexplicably, which made Kato Megumi look at her. Why are you so excited? Is your empathy so strong?

Shiyu was thinking in her heart, that bastard, why didn’t so many women want to cheat on me, do I have such a lack of feminine charm?

Ugh, bah, bah, are you out of your mind?

Hikigaya Hachiman is a man who can be his father.

Thinking of this, Shiyu felt inexplicably discouraged again. Could it be that one day in the future I really have to call him Uncle Hikigaya, and we just go our separate ways?

Just as Shiyu was daydreaming, the doorbell rang.

"Who is it? Why is it so lively today?"

She is a stay-at-home girl just like her mother. Apart from ordering takeout, almost no one comes to visit her, which means she has no friends.

".....It's Mr. Hikigaya." Kato Megumi said as if with certainty.

"Oh, what should I do? How about pretending that I'm not at home?" said Kasumigaoka Utaha.

However, it seems like I haven't seen this guy for a long time. Somehow, I want to scold him, just anything.

"Mei and I will hide in your room. I don't want to see Mr. Hikigaya for the time being." Kato Megumi said softly.

Shiyu glanced at her and found that Xiaohui was indeed very angry this time. She had never been like this when she saw Yawata in Ying Country before.

However, perhaps it is precisely because he likes it that he behaves like this, the guy who does not know how lucky he has.

Shiyu nodded, and Xiaohui carried her daughter into Shiyu's boudoir. The girl with black stockings, black pupils and long black hair slowly walked to the entrance, but on a whim, she looked at the mirror in the entrance.

She has an exquisite face, long hair that falls to her hips and is as smooth as a black waterfall, and a brown off-shoulder sweater that is filled up by her plump breasts. No matter how you look at her, she looks like a beautiful young girl who has just graduated.

After confirming her appearance, she walked to the entrance as if relieved, subconsciously pulled down the collar of her sweater a little, and then pretended to be unhappy and opened the door.

"Why are you pressing it? Don't you know that it will disturb everyone... Hikigaya, why is your hair... Hahahahaha... Hahaha..."

Originally, she wanted to pretend to be unhappy, but this guy's bald head was so funny that Shiyu laughed so hard that her head was shaking.

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Hachiman touched his green head, looked at the beautiful girl in front of him, and narrowed his eyes gently: "Is Kato Megumi here with you?"

"Not here, please go back." Shiyu restrained her smile and said calmly.

"Humph, you think you can just let it go after messing with my head like this, Kato Megumi?"

"You guy, do you still want revenge?" Shiyu glared at him.

"Of course, if I shave my head, Kato Megumi will have to give me another child to make up for it. Or, do you want to do it for me?"

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"Or, do you want to do it for me?" Hachiman always had a frivolous tone when talking to Shiyu.

Probably because this kid is fun to tease.

However, before Shiyu could get angry, Hachiman raised his hands and took the initiative to say, "Okay, no more jokes, I'm here to see Xiaohui."

"If Xiaohui was willing to come and see you, I wouldn't be standing here now." Shiyu leaned against the door, like a pool of spring water. The temperament of a mature girl and a young woman were beginning to emerge in her. Her hips were wider than her shoulders, and the washed jeans were stretched so tightly that they seemed like they would burst out at any time.

Shiyu was not unaware of his gaze, but she pretended to be indifferent and cursed softly, "Pervert."

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Hachiman shifted his gaze upon seeing this. He didn't have any bad intentions towards Shiyu, he just had the habit of looking a few more times when he saw a beauty, and it wasn't against the law.

He pushed Kasumigaoka Utaha away somewhat roughly and entered the apartment.

"Hey, you guy, do you know you are trespassing in a private house?" Shiyu followed behind him and said unhappily.

"Is this the asset under Xiangzi's name?" asked Hachiman.

"So what?"

"If so, then how can I be considered as trespassing? At most, I am just returning to my own home." Hachiman replied with a smile.

The implication of this made Shiyu almost punch her, but she was helpless. Who asked her to have such a mother? She could only curse, "Bah, shameless."

"Xiaohui, are you there? Your brother Hachiman is here to visit you." Hachiman shouted from the living room.

As it turned out, there was no one in the living room, and Hachiman looked at the two rooms with locked doors.

"I say, if you keep shouting like this, what if you wake up Mei? Are you still someone else's father?" Shiyu said, pulling his shoulder.

"As expected of Mei's sister, I'm glad you care so much about this child." Hachiman reached out to touch her head, but she slapped his hand away.

"What sister? I am..." But before he could finish his words, Shiyu's face changed and became very ugly. She realized what he meant.

If Hachiman and Kaori are lovers, he and Kato Megumi are husband and wife, and Kaori and Kato Megumi are of the same generation, then she and Meiyi are not...

You treat me as your best friend, but I treat you as my stepmother?!

This terrible and chaotic relationship made Shiyu feel like she had eaten a large piece of Coptis chinensis, and she couldn't express her bitterness.

"Let's just talk about our own affairs. Don't blame me for your stupid relationship."

If it wasn't impossible to kill him, Shiyu would definitely kill him.

Hachiman was not in a hurry to go in. After all, Xiaohui was unhappy now, and he didn't want to irritate her emotions too much.

So he persuaded her, "Hey, hey, why don't Shiyu-chan help me persuade Xiaohui to come out."

Shiyu immediately shook her head: "I am very kind to let you in. Why should I do such a thankless job? It's because you, an idiot, did that that made Xiaohui angry. Really, you can make a girl like Xiaohui so angry. You are extremely evil."

Hachiman put his feet up and said impatiently: "I didn't come here to be criticized by you. I know what I have done. Besides, it's not without benefits if you help me."

"What the hell?" She couldn't see any benefit in trying to persuade Xiaohui, and Xiaohui would even look at her with a look like "Are you betraying me?"

"If you don't help me, I will go to the district office with Xiangzi to get a marriage certificate. I am committing bigamy." Hachiman said cheerfully.

"You! Shameless!?" Shiyu wanted to kick him. What he meant was that she should either help persuade Xiaohui, or Hachiman would become her stepfather.

Rather than being angry, Shiyu felt a little amused.

Although it is shameless, this threat is real to Shiyu.

Miss Kasumigaoka pointed at the man and said, "Remember, whether you succeed or not, you owe me a favor."

"Can I pay it back with my body?"

"Climb for me."

Then Shiyu turned around and went back to her room, and began to struggle with how to persuade Kato Megumi to meet Hachiman.

Of course, Shiyu also knew the reason why Kato Megumi didn't want to see Hachiman at the moment. It was probably because if she met him and was coaxed by his sweet words, she would not be able to help but forgive him, which made Kato Megumi a little unwilling.

Hachiman was not in a hurry. If he failed once, he would try twice, or a few more times. At most, he could get a few more marriage certificates with Xiangzi and let his stepdaughter, who was a burden, persuade him a few more times.

Hachiman has always been very patient with Kato Megumi. Besides, isn't it natural for Megumi to be angry?

If he were Kato Megumi, he would probably have been given Hachiman's lower body by now.

Thinking of this, he became even less anxious. Instead, he turned on the TV for a while. Feeling a little thirsty, he walked to the refrigerator to get a drink, treating this place as if it were his own home.

However, when he passed the bar, he saw that Shiyu-chan's laptop was still displaying the document.

"No, it's not nice to read someone else's unpublished novel without permission."

As he said this, Hachiman took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, then sat down in front of the bar and started peeking.

"The male lead...is actually my name, and the female lead is actually called Kasumi Shiko?"

The title of the book is very direct, it is called "The Temptation of Xia Shizi", which gives a mysterious sense of déjà vu.

The content is even more heavyweight. It is a fairy tale story about the male protagonist named Hikigaya Hachiman, who, for the sake of his beloved Miss Kasumi Shiko, overcomes all kinds of bad women and tortuous misunderstandings, and the two finally get together.

These bad women have various identities. There is Kasumi Shiko's mother, who wants to have sex with young girls. In the book, Kasumi Shiko's mother is an ugly woman with a bloated body like a pig.

Ah, even though she has such a bloated body like a pig, it does not prevent her daughter Kasumi Shiko from having an enviable and graceful figure. I can only say that the setting is really useful.

"Fujiwara Kaori, don't confuse me with your ugly figure. My love for Kasumi Shiko will never waver."

The male protagonist, Hikigaya Hachiman, who does not look at a woman's appearance but only at the beauty of her soul, firmly rejected her with his love for Kasumi Shiko.

In addition, there is the scheming bitch Kato Megumi, who pretends to be cool but actually wants to destroy the relationship between Hachiman and Kasumi Shiko all the time. This bad school girl, Miss Kato Megumi, pretends to be the best friend of the pure and innocent Miss Kasumi Shiko, but secretly drugs Hikigaya Hachiman and sleeps with him, causing her to get pregnant, which puts the male protagonist in a dilemma between responsibility and love.

"Even if you are pregnant with my child, my heart still belongs only to Miss Kasumi Shiko. I will provide living expenses for your child in the future, but I will not appear in the child's growth and life. Go away, Kato Megumi."

In the end, the male protagonist painfully chose love, kicked Kato Megumi away, and after repeated struggles, he won back Kasumi Shiko's heart.

Of course, all the bad decisions were made by the male protagonist. Bad things like being irresponsible and not taking care of children have nothing to do with the pure and innocent Kasumi Shiko.

Then there is another heavyweight bad woman, the bad woman Yukinoshita Yukino, who is Hikigaya Hachiman’s childhood sweetheart and also Kasumi Shiko’s cousin.

"Don't think that I will look at you differently just because you appeared in my life earlier. The only person I love is Kasumi Shiko. Just give up, Yukinoshita Yukino. Even if I, Hikigaya Hachiman, jump out of the window and beg outside, I will not beg you for even a little bit."

After reading all the existing manuscripts, Hachiman was so moved that he almost burst into tears. It was so numb.

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After reading it, Hachiman didn't feel like laughing, but he thought this kid was really interesting and could actually write such content.

And it seems that this novel is not intended to be published, it is written purely for my own enjoyment.

Hachiman touched his cheek awkwardly. Who exactly was the Hikigaya Hachiman in the novel who was not interested in beauty and was loyal and pure? He even felt ashamed after reading it.

At this moment, Kasumigaoka Utaha came out of her boudoir and said perfunctorily, "No, no, Xiaohui doesn't want to see you at all now."

She persuaded her, but not completely. Anyway, as long as she persuaded her, it would have nothing to do with her if Xiaohui didn't agree.

After the results came out, he saw Hachiman standing in front of the bar with a playful smile on his face.

"!!!"

Shiyu rushed over immediately, snatched the laptop, and looked at the document at the end, regretting that she had forgotten to turn off the computer.

"You...saw it?" Shiyu looked at Hikigaya Hachiman with a scrutinizing and eager look, hoping that he would at least behave like a human being.

"Why do you have to use the lines from the light novel where I accidentally saw your naked body? I just read your new masterpiece "The Temptation of Kasumi Shiko" from beginning to end. What's so strange about that..."

"Ahhhh, stop talking, ahhhhh, I don't want to listen." Shiyu covered her ears and shook her head vigorously, as if trying to escape from reality.

This child is so funny, Hachiman smiled like an aunt.

He slowly sat down on the sofa, only to see Shiyu's red eyes with tears in her eyes, looking at him like an enemy.

"Don't look at me like that. I have the same name as the hero in your novel, even though this guy is so stupid that I want to slap him to death." Hachiman said with a chuckle.

"I don't allow you to say that about Hachiman!" Shiyu got angry subconsciously, like a mother protecting her child.

Hachiman was stunned for a moment, then he held his belly and laughed, as if he couldn't stop laughing. Shiyu's cheeks gradually turned red, making people wonder if her head would explode due to cerebral congestion in the next moment.

"Yes... I'm sorry... I shouldn't have done this... insulted... Hachiman, hahahaha." Hachiman laughed more and more ungracefully, with tears in his eyes. He finally managed to suppress his smile, but saw Shiyu's red face, which looked as if she wanted to die together with him.

"Don't think about stabbing me to death and dying together with me. In fact, you definitely can't stab me to death." Hachiman said with a smile.

Why is it that every time he sees Kasumigaoka Utaha, this child can bring him joy in different senses?