Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

But then I thought again, if Mei grows up and meets a boy like Fuutarou who wants to wrong his daughter, she would be so angry.

You bullied my daughter, I'll sink you into Tokyo Bay, you bastard!

Thinking about it this way, Hachiman admired Mr. Maruo a little bit. Even though he loved his daughters, he was able to endure watching Fuutarou being torn between his five daughters. Hachiman felt sad when he thought that he might go through the same thing in the future.

Regardless of Hachiman's idea of ​​borrowing money to eat shit, the two changed their destination from going home to a dessert shop. However, when they were at the door, they saw Ishida Shoya and Nishimiya Glass walking together.

Hachiman teased, "Oh, these two are on good terms now. They even go home together after school."

Miku looked at Nozomi with a smile on her face and felt happy in her heart. Nozomi's life so far has been very unfortunate, and it would be great if she could be happy in the future.

However, Hachiman soon stopped being happy. At the school gate, a woman in a lavender high-slit dress was standing there. She had a graceful figure, full and tall breasts, a slender and soft waist, and no trace of fat. She stood there naturally, and under the tight dress, her plump and elastic buttocks raised up a perfect arc.

"Hikigaya Hachiman, have you forgotten something?" The woman looked at Hachiman and the little girl leaving school happily, her tone quite cold.

Miku quietly looked at the woman in front of her who was attracting the attention of the students leaving school like a goddess. She knew her. She was a teacher in the school, Kasumigaoka Utaha, a "friend" of Hikigaya Hachiman. Miku was originally afraid of this kind of high-scoring beauty who had a confident aura and was even a little difficult to approach, but the other party seemed to be hostile to her.

Hachiman tilted his head and said, "Did you forget to clock out?"

This is a bit too much pretending to be stupid.

Miss Xia Shizi, who had dressed up specially before coming, was a little jumpy and said, "You bastard, you coax me when you are useful, and throw me aside when you are useless. Have you forgotten what you promised me?"

Hearing Shiyu's scolding of the unfaithful man, the onlookers all looked at Hachiman, some with jealousy, some with disdain.

"Hey, don't make it sound like I've abandoned you. Can you please tell me about our relationship?"

Either you should call me dad, or you should call me brother-in-law, as long as you are willing to say it.

Shi Yu glared at him and said, "You're just a traitor. I wonder if you forgot that you still owe me a meal!"

The bastard had promised to go out to dinner with her if he was willing to be the instructor of some crappy service club, so Miss Kasumi Shiko waited patiently for this guy for half a month, waiting for the bastard to invite her. But half a month had passed, and the bastard had never come to see her once!

However, before Hachiman could speak, someone said from behind Shiyu: "Oh, I'm also curious about why my husband owes you a meal. He actually asked me to have dinner with him today."

Shiyu turned her head and subconsciously wanted to shout, "Who are you?" But she soon saw clearly who was coming, it was actually Shinomiya Kaguya.

This unexpected battle between kings made the situation even more confusing.

Chapter 46 Let’s fight!

After seeing the appearance of Shinomiya Kaguya, Shiyu immediately entered combat state and let out a soft chuckle.

"Miss Shinomiya, you are joking, right? How can it be such a coincidence? I asked Hikigaya-kun out for dinner. Are you jealous, Miss Shinomiya?"

No way, right?

Originally, Kaguya was just passing by. When she saw Kasumigaoka Utaha seducing Hikigaya Hachiman in a coquettish manner, she said something casually. Unexpectedly, this stupid woman did not give in at all.

Kaguya smiled faintly and said, "As Hikigaya-kun's wife, do I need to choose a day to ask him out for dinner? What does this have to do with jealousy?"

Although Bing Huiye didn't admit that this guy was her husband in her heart, she had no choice but to let this man abuse her body at will. Now she should take advantage of this status a little?

But Shiyu was not panicked at all, and said: "Haha, don't think I don't know what you so-called husband and wife are. It's just a political alliance for the sake of interests. You didn't even change your last name to Hikigaya, so don't use your status as an excuse for everything. The one who should use the status to pressure others hasn't said anything yet. I know you much better than you do, why are you pretending to be the first wife?"

Shiyu smiled with some disdain. After that demonstration, Shiyu actually went to her mother to ask about the marriage between Hachiman and Shinomiya Kaguya. After hearing it, she was not afraid anymore. This couple was too fake. How could she pretend to be the main wife?

The wife is actually his cousin.

Bing Huiye was a proud person to begin with, and she felt very humiliated by the fact that the stupid Huiye sacrificed herself in exchange for Hachiman's help. Now that this stupid woman pointed it out so carelessly, she became a little uncalm.

"It's better than some people who can't even seduce their best friend's man, and can't even seduce him after sending him thousands of miles away."

For Kaguya, investigating Shiyu's background was not difficult at all.

She narrowed her eyes slightly and whispered in her ear, "Hasn't your best friend Miss Kato shared with you the taste of Hikigaya-kun? It's so comfortable that you forget whether you are on earth or in heaven. However, it seems that you don't have the chance to enjoy it."

Although Bing Huiye had not experienced it herself, she could extract the memory of another self, the trembling feeling from the soul. But soon she showed a disgusted expression, it was really out of control, this body could actually be so obscene as to become that state.

It's all this disgusting man's fault.

Even though Bing Huiye herself dislikes it, it doesn't stop her from using it to attack the stupid woman in front of her.

As expected, Shiyu's body began to tremble, shaking with anger. As the saying goes, don't hit someone in the face, but Bing Huiye's words just now hit Shiyu's heart everywhere.

Her defense was broken, really broken.

It’s not that Kaguya is much more venomous than Shiyu, it’s just that Miss Kasumi Shiyu’s experience is too embarrassing.

"Excuse me, how did Miss Shinomiya Kaguya humiliate Miss Kasumi Shiko?"

"Ms. Shinomiya told Miss Kasumi Shiko's experience."

Soviet jokes never go out of style.

Just like when she was a kid and couldn't win, she would go to the teacher to complain. Shiuha, whose defense was completely broken, managed to endure and not fight with Kaguya physically, but instead threw the problem to Hachiman.

"Hikigaya Hachiman, who do you want to have dinner with tonight?"

Will you choose me or her?

Hachiman heard these words in his mind.

Sure enough, it eventually developed in the direction he least wanted to see.

Kaguya folded her hands across her chest: "I am also looking forward to the answer."

If he chooses the stupid woman next to him he's doomed. It's not a question of jealousy, it's a question of decency.

Is there really a man in this world who would choose other women over me?

If so, you should just die.

Well, after all, the question was thrown to him. Looking at the two women who were approaching step by step, Hachiman suddenly hugged the little girl next to him and said, "Sorry, I have an appointment with Miku-san. I will treat her to dinner tonight."

Suddenly, Miku was confused. Didn’t they say they were just going to have dessert? When did it become a dinner invitation?

Miku, who had heard the two arguing, was wondering whether to go eat the maple butter pancakes alone or go home and let Nino make them.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, I heard the man "frame" me.

Then Miku felt the two terrifying gazes cast upon her.

Both Kasumigaoka Utaha and Shinomiya Kaguya turned their eyes to Miku. Originally, they didn't take the little girl seriously.

I originally thought it was about the Chu-Han contention, but I didn't expect it to be the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Miku was under tremendous pressure at the moment, and couldn't help but cast a pitiful look at Hachiman.

You actually threw the conflict onto an innocent high school girl. Aren’t you a stable adult? Why are you so despicable!

Miku tried to use this look to awaken Hachiman's conscience and let him let her go.

But this lovable look looked more like tender affection in front of the two terrifying women.

Shi Yu was so angry that she yelled, "I originally thought that you had bad intentions hiding in the school, and I was right."

Kaguya said faintly, "You found a girl who is suffering from depression. Hikigaya Hachiman, you really impressed me."

"You can say whatever you want. Now I'm going to have dinner with Miku." Hachiman suddenly hugged Miku. The pitiful girl looked very helpless, just being led by the nose by the big villain.

Shiyu and Kaguya began to emit a black aura that was as solid as a substance. It was as if if Hachiman really dared to abandon them and take the little girl to eat, he would be on the news of a murder case the next day.

No, now the two of them were already thinking about how to deal with the bodies and set up the crime scene.

As a result, Hachiman turned his head and said, "By the way, who of you would like to come with us? I have ordered a meal for three."

It was as if a stone was thrown into an originally calm lake, causing ripples on the water surface.

If only one of Shiba or Kaguya was present, they would probably ignore him if they saw Hachiman dragging a little girl and wanted to date her.

But now there are two people, and they immediately think this way in their minds.

"If I don't go, won't that give the woman next to me an advantage?"

It's like the prisoner's dilemma used by the police when interrogating criminals. If I didn't confess and she did, wouldn't that mean I wouldn't get my sentence reduced?

A classic game of human nature.

"I will supervise you and make sure you don't do anything weird to Miku-san." Shiyu said righteously.

"As the homeroom teacher, I also need to have a deeper understanding of Miku-san's situation." Shinomiya Kaguya said at the same time.

They both thought of using Miku as an excuse at the same time, but the girl's deer eyes became even more panicked. Why don't you come over?

But after hearing that both of them were going, Hachiman seemed a little embarrassed and said, "But, I only ordered a meal for three people. Is four people too many now?"

And a gentle, inquiring tone.

How about you two have a fight first?

What a difference in attack and defense!

He was clearly being forced to abdicate by the two women just a moment ago, but after just a few words, the two women were on the verge of a fight.

After hearing what Hachiman said, even the most innocent Miku couldn't help but look at the man.

How can this person be such a dog?

Chapter 47: Two Spicy Bites

It was obviously a very simple strategy of killing three warriors with two peaches. But Shinomiya Kaguya really wanted to cover her head when she saw the stupid woman Kasumigaoka Utaha eager to try it.

Even if it was the silly Kaguya, her opponents should have been intelligent women like Yukinoshita Yukino or Kato Megumi. Why did she become such a fool when it came to her turn?

Of course, Shiyu has no idea that she is a fool, and she will never admit it.

Ignoring Shiyu's belligerent look, Kaguya said directly to Hachiman, "What do you mean by meal for three or four? That's ridiculous. I'll treat you and order a meal for ten. It won't kill you."

Suddenly Shiyu was a little bit enlightened. Oh, right, she didn't need this little money. What was the point of having a meal for three? Why should she follow that bastard's thinking?

Kaguya said somewhat proudly: "Now you've come to your senses, you stupid woman."

"You are the stupid woman!" Shiyu immediately retorted.

Kaguya just sneered and said to Hachiman, "Well, you can lead the way, Mr. Hikigaya."

His tone was icy cold, as if warning Hachiman not to play any more tricks.

Hachiman couldn't help but sigh. It turned out that things like the Shura Field still required equal strength. Miss Kasumi Shiko was defeated by Kaguya-chan after only two rounds of fighting. It was really unhelpful for her to turn her spearhead towards herself.

Hachiman looked at Miss Kasumi Shiko with deep disappointment: "Ms. Kasumi Shiko is really useless."

Shiyu was immediately furious, showing her little fangs: "What did you say?!"

No, we have to find a way to add a BUFF to Miss Kasumi Shiko.

Hachiman led the way, with Kaguya and Shiwa following behind him.

Miku stood there in a daze. They didn't fight and they actually went out to eat together?

Is it that she is too naive or this world is too complicated? Mijiu is a little confused.

Hachiman turned around and said, "Miku-san, come on, someone's treating us today."

Although Kaguya was just talking, Hachiman took it seriously, and even Kaguya rolled her eyes at him speechlessly.

*

About ten minutes later, the four of them, led by Hachiman, arrived at a ramen restaurant in a narrow alley.

Kaguya looked at the signboard with the Chinese characters for "Shin Ramen" with some scrutiny, looked at Hachiman with interest and said, "Is this what you said, ordering a meal for three?"

In this kind of small and shabby restaurant, there's no point in booking a seat. You just walk in, sit down and order.

Hachiman just stood there grinning foolishly, seemingly getting away with it.

But Shiyu no longer cared about this question. She looked at the expensive purple dress she was wearing and said, "I'm wearing such a formal dress, and you brought me to a cheap restaurant?"

She had thought that Hachiman would at least take them to a more upscale restaurant.

Kaguya couldn't help but stabbed her: "If you don't want to eat, you can leave."

Shiyu rolled her eyes at her and said, "I'm not that stupid."

If she leaves, all the benefits will go to this woman.

Hachiman ignored the woman and asked Miku, "Can you eat spicy food?"

Miku nodded gently. Because of the existence of May, a foodie, the other Nakano sisters would occasionally go with May to try strange and exotic foods. Miku herself had no taboos and would try all kinds of flavors.

So the four of them walked into the ramen restaurant. They didn't feel much when they were standing in the alley, but when they entered the store, a strong smell of spiciness penetrated everyone's nose. Before they even started eating, they felt like they were burning.

This small Shin Ramen restaurant is a bit similar to the layout in "Midnight Diner". The kitchen is surrounded by seats on all sides, and the owner wearing a white apron stands inside.