Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

"Boss, I'm here again and I've brought you a new customer." Hachiman greeted naturally.

The boss was a middle-aged man, who looked fat and a little chubby. When he smiled, his eyes would squint, and he looked very honest. He didn't say much, just nodded gently in good faith, and didn't seem to be a talkative person.

Hachiman didn't care and introduced them, "I just discovered this place by chance. The owner here is a strange guy who specializes in spicy food. He even went to Sichuan, Chongqing and other places to practice seriously. He opened this Shin Ramen restaurant in the past two years. The spiciness here is completely different from the dry spiciness you eat in most restaurants. It's very refreshing, and the spicier the better."

Although the three girls looked somewhat excited at him, no one seemed to respond to her.

After all, they don't intend to eat until they are sweating and have runny noses. Boys may find this very enjoyable, but for girls, it loses elegance and dignity, and there will be some difficult questions the next day.

The four of them sat down, and Shiyu quickly frowned and said, "Is there only spicy ramen here?"

Although there are normal dishes on the menu, such as pork bone ramen, barbecued pork ramen, and green onion ramen, all of them have a red "spicy" word in front of them.

Hachiman said leisurely, "After all, this is the specialty of this store. Compared to making money, the boss opened this store to find like-minded people."

Shiyu hesitated for a moment, then asked, "What does this spiciness level mean?"

Hachiman explained with a smile, "This is the essence of this restaurant. The boss has divided the spiciness into ten levels for you to choose from. If you can't handle spicy food, just choose mild or medium spicy. But for the sake of fellow enthusiasts, the boss has also carefully researched a technique to increase the spiciness. If you feel mild spiciness is not satisfying enough, you can ask the boss to make it spicier. There are five levels: mild, medium, very spicy, extremely spicy, and super spicy. I have only tried super spicy, which is the limit of my tolerance."

Shiyu swallowed her saliva, thinking how terrible it was that even dogs couldn't stand the spiciness. Moreover, these were only the first five levels. Shiyu looked at the words "Devil Spicy" and "Hell Spicy" on the menu, and it was simply unimaginable.

However, this had nothing to do with Shiyu, a newbie. She raised her hand and said, "Boss, please give me a bowl of barbecued pork ramen, slightly spicy. Oh, and give me an empty bowl to fill with water."

Hachiman couldn't help but look at her and said, "You are blaspheming the boss's skills."

Shiyu snorted lightly. This was a method she learned when she was browsing TIKTIK. In a place where people can't eat spicy food, the way to eat Chongqing hotpot is to rinse it in clean water before eating. Shiyu planned to follow suit.

As a result, Kaguya and Miku followed suit: "Please give me a bowl of tonkotsu ramen, slightly spicy."

The three girls were very consistent in this regard.

Hachiman ordered a spicy Mapo Tofu, feeling a little lonely and frustrated that his recommendation had failed.

Just at this moment, Kaguya's cell phone rang. It seemed to be about work, so she walked to the door to answer the call.

Shi Yu said with interest: "Haha, you want to see us make a fool of ourselves, but you think I can't see through your little trick? Humph, this is the limit of your ability."

As a result, Hachiman sighed softly and said, "You know, I'm actually doing this for your own good."

A puzzled expression gradually emerged on Shiyu's face, but she still sneered and said, "You? You'll still do this for my own good, do you think I will believe you?"

Miku looked at the sad-looking Hachiman and the confused Shiwa, and always felt that he was trying to fool people again.

Chapter 48: For You, I Got Mad

"You will do good for me, do you think I will believe it?"

This bastard has fooled her several times. If it weren't for the fact that Miss Kasumigaoka Utaha has been smart since she was young, she would have died socially many times.

Seeing her disdainful expression, Hachiman couldn't help but sigh and said, "You don't have to believe anything. Just follow common sense. Where do you think I'll go after dinner tonight?"

Shiyu seemed a little confused, then said, "Home, of course. Where else can I go?"

Hachiman nodded gently and said, "Yes, of course we have to go home after dinner, but the question is, which home should we go back to?"

Shiyu was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then thought of one thing, that is, no matter what, Shinomiya Kaguya is Hachiman's nominal wife after all.

In other words, after dinner, Hachiman will most likely follow Kaguya home.

Hachiman showed a trace of hesitation and bitterness on his face, and whispered to Shiyu: "You probably can't imagine that this Shinomiya Kaguya is a woman with great desires."

Shiyu's mind flashed back to what Shinomiya Kaguya said at the school gate just now, saying that Hachiman would make people feel so comfortable that they would go to heaven, so she murmured, "Humph, you men think she's dignified and proud, but I've long seen that she's a vulgar and indecent woman."

Although Hachiman didn't know why she came to such a conclusion, he decided to reveal a big secret: "In fact, Shinomiya Kaguya every night..."

Hachiman couldn't help but stretch out ten fingers.

Shiyu couldn't help but widen her eyes: "?!"

Hachiman said quickly: "Keep your voice down. If Kaguya Shinomiya finds out, I'll be in big trouble again."

Shiyu looked at you in disbelief. It’s because she doesn’t trust you that she would bring people here. She just wanted to broaden her horizons.

Hachiman couldn't help but sigh: "There's no such thing as having sex ten times a night, it's just hard work."

After hearing this, Shi Yu couldn't help but show some pity in her eyes: "No wonder you don't want to eat with her."

Hachiman said bitterly: "If it was just that, it would be fine, but she also brought her maid Hayasaka Ai to play with her, and she also counted separately."

Shiyu was a little shocked.

Hachiman sighed leisurely and said, "I finally understand what it means that ED is a blessing for men."

Shiyu pursed her lips, not knowing how to comfort him for a moment, and felt a little sour in her heart.

Why was he treated so badly by Kaguya Shinomiya? I haven't even treated him badly.

Hachiman said softly, "Why do you think I brought you to Shin Ramen? Do you really think I brought you here to enjoy the food?"

"Isn't it?" Shiyu asked doubtfully.

Hachiman was a bit helpless, he sighed and said, "I was planning to let Kaguya Shinomiya eat spicy food to make her stomach uncomfortable, so that at least I can escape the disaster at night. Humph, I didn't expect that my plan was ruined by you, what slightly spicy hot pot, now Kaguya Shinomiya has followed suit!"

These words immediately made Shiyu feel a little embarrassed. Who would have known that Hachiman had such a deep meaning behind bringing them to this shabby restaurant?

She said weakly, "How would I know?"

Hachiman couldn't help but look into her eyes, which were full of resentment, and whispered, "Shiyu, you don't want to see me being squeezed by Kaguya tonight, do you?"

Asshole, don't look at me like that only at times like this. You're making my heart melt. Now I'm filled with guilt!

"I'm going to the bathroom first!"

After saying that, he ran away.

After seeing her run away, Hachiman hummed a tune in a light tone.

"Mr. Hikigaya, are you going to use this excuse to fool Mr. Shinomiya later?"

Sanjiu said quietly, Sanjiu is a kind girl. Generally speaking, she rarely discriminates against others, but facing this scum in front of her, it is really difficult for her to feel any appreciation.

"No." Hachiman said as expected.

Sanjiu was a little surprised.

"Because Kaguya is a very smart girl, such tricks can't fool her." Hachiman said with a laugh.

So you just pick on the dumb ones, right?

Miku felt a little sorry for Kasumigaoka-sensei.

Hachiman said seriously: "Don't look at me like that, it's because I know you, Kasumigaoka teacher. She has always been a sentimental and loving person."

Feeling (stupid) sex (egg).

Rich (beautiful) people (are) (easy) to fall in love (and be deceived) by their hearts (.

Miku's lips moved slightly, but she still couldn't say the word "shameless" after all. She was too well-behaved.

At this time, Bing Huiye finished her work on the phone, returned to her seat, and asked, "What were you talking about just now? You were laughing so happily."

Hachiman smiled and said, "Why don't you ask Miku-san?"

Kaguya's gaze turned to Miku, and the girl blushed immediately and lowered her head. How could she say those words just now?

"Nothing."

Kaguya also knew that classmate Miku was a dull person who could not get anything out of her even if she was beaten with three sticks, so she did not force her.

Kaguya smelled the spicy soup base specially made by the boss emanating from the soup pot. She felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach before she even ate it. Fortunately, she only ordered it slightly spicy.

Then, he saw Hachiman looking at him with a half-smile, looking extremely mean.

"Hey, hey, Kaguya-chan, we haven't had sex for a long time. Let's go home tonight."

Kaguya immediately interrupted him and said, "Shut up."

It reminded her of the intimate scene between that idiot and this guy, and she felt like she was being ruined.

"Want to get my body for free? You're probably thinking too much. It was you who said you wanted to make a bet with me. If you're a man, you should be responsible for what you said."

However, if he really gets 500 votes, will I let him touch it?

Hehe "Ah, what a pity." Hachiman said this, but unfortunately his expression did not show that feeling at all.

Miku couldn't help but look at him, and finally understood why Mr. Shinomiya and Mr. Kasumigaoka sometimes couldn't help but want to beat him up.

Really deserves a beating.

Just at this time, Shiyu came back from the bathroom. She seemed to have washed her face, and there were still some water drops on her cheeks. But compared to her hurried escape just now, Miss Xia Shizi at this time had a resolute temperament, as if she had made some decision.

She sat down and first looked at Shinomiya Kaguya, still with that interested look.

Kaguya couldn't help but frown slightly at being "violated" like this, and said, "What's on my face?"

Shi Yu just said: "I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Kaguya asked again: "What kind of person am I?"

Shi Yu just snorted: "You know it yourself."

These incoherent words made Kaguya's brows furrow even more. Did this guy take the wrong medicine? And why does he look like a fighting cock, full of fighting spirit?

Before Kaguya could figure it out, three bowls of slightly spicy ramen and a plate of mapo tofu were served.

Looking at the shiny red soup in front of her, Kaguya's expression was a little solemn. Did she have a misunderstanding of the term "mildly spicy"? This looked similar to the heavily spicy soup in other ramen restaurants.

Just as she was hesitating whether to pick up her chopsticks, she heard the stupid woman next to her say, "Boss, make it spicy!"

These words shocked everyone, and even the diners in other seats couldn't help but look at this purple and black beauty.

This was the first person besides Hachiman to ask for a very spicy dish tonight, and Hachiman ordered it right from the start, while Shiyu added the spiciness very aggressively.

The boss seemed to be intimidated by Shiyu's aura, his expression was a little solemn, and he couldn't help asking: "Are you sure? You have to finish it after adding spicy food."

Shiyu couldn't help but glance at Hachiman.

Buddha said that it takes five hundred glances in previous lives to get a chance to pass by each other in this life.

For you, I turned into a werewolf.

Because of you, I became crazy.

"Fill it up for me!" Shiyu shouted domineeringly.

The boss was also infected: "Very good, very energetic!"

Then he took out a small pottery jar from the kitchen. After opening it, a strong spicy smell came out, and the boss showed a satisfied expression on his face. Then he added the bright red chili oil into Shiyu's bowl. Suddenly, the originally light red soup bowl gradually became darker, like blood, exuding an oppressive breath.

The boss sat back in his seat with a smile on his face. A drop of cold sweat fell on Shiyu's forehead. Shinomiya Kaguya looked at the stupid woman with chopsticks in her hand. She didn't know what was wrong with her brain. Is this something that people should eat?

But at this moment, Shiyu laughed and said, "You only eat this kind of thing?"

There is a deep sense of superiority and contempt.

Looking at the light red color in the soup bowl, she just felt that the other person was a little bit brain-dead. What was so superior about being able to eat a little spicy food?

I didn't intend to pay attention to her, but I heard Shiyu continue to say: "Is this the level of the surname Shigong?"

This cannot be ignored.

Chapter 49: Eye-catching

"The surname Shigong is only this level."

Shiyu couldn't help but whisper, which made Kaguya unable to pretend not to hear. The surname Shinomiya contained all her pride. Although the family's internal strife at the moment had tarnished the family's reputation, it would surely restore the family's glory in her hands in the future.

"What do you want to do?" Kaguya couldn't help but ask, with a somewhat unfriendly tone.

"Nothing, I just wanted to spread the joke about Mr. Shinomiya not being able to eat spicy food in school. So when I came to a place that specializes in spicy food, I not only ordered mild spicy food, but also had to rinse it with water. By the way, I heard that your Shinomiya family has always been pretending to be omnipotent, but it turns out that you are weak at spicy food?"

"You are so boring!" This kind of thing will not insult the reputation of the Shigong family. But what if someone really teases you at school, it turns out that the Shigong teacher can't eat spicy food, puff.

Just thinking about it makes me feel as uncomfortable as if I had eaten a fly.

However, she also knew that Shiyu was deliberately provoking her and did not fall for it easily.

"Haha, you can hide in Hikigaya Hachiman's arms and cry loudly, saying that I bullied you. Anyway, aren't you his little wife? If it weren't for him, the Shinomiya family would have nothing to do with you now, right?"

Kaguya's expression turned grim. The two things that made her feel most humiliated were: first, the internal conflicts in the Shinomiya family were resolved by Hikigaya Hachiman instead of her own hands; second, other people thought that she was dependent on men.

What Kasumigaoka Utaha said was like dancing on Kaguya's minefield.

"Are you deliberately provoking me?" Kaguya said coldly.