Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

"Only those who dare to respond can be called provoked. Those who dare not respond, isn't it just one-sided abuse?" Although the original intention was to deal with the bastard, Shiyu still felt very refreshed after confronting Kaguya. Why be timid? Just do it and it's done.

Hachiman on the side was educating the girl in a low voice, saying, "Don't be fooled by the fact that your teacher Shinomiya seems to be very calm at ordinary times. The key is whether you can find her minefields. For example, you usually look quite submissive. But if I say something bad about Uesugi Fuutarou, you will also jump up and down."

Miku curled her lips and thought to herself that she wouldn't do that.

Bing Huiye is not the kind of person who would just ignore a spit in her face. After being bitten by a dog, she claimed that she would not bother with the dog? What kind of spiritual victory is this?

After being bitten by a dog, she would take out a knife and stab the dog to death, and then cook it into a delicious dog meat stew.

Isn’t it just a small matter of eating spicy food?

"Boss, I want it spicy, too. Very spicy!"

After Kaguya finished speaking, she turned to Shiyu and said, "Whoever drinks a glass of water tonight will be a puppy!"

As expected of Kaguya, she is cruel to others and herself. As we all know, whether or not you can drink water to relieve spicy food is two different things.

"Haha, whoever hasn't finished eating is a puppy!" Shiyu seemed to be fearless at all. Anyway, she would not show any mercy to herself tonight, and even ignited a fierce fighting spirit.

Soon, the boss made Kaguya's char siu ramen that night more spicy.

It seemed that guests at other tables also noticed that these two beautiful female guests were competing in hotness, and some students from Shuchiin were even taking pictures.

Because of the characteristics of this store, self-initiated competitions such as fighting spicy food are not uncommon, and every time it makes people excited, in the physical sense.

Shiyu and Kaguya looked at the large bowl of crimson soup in front of them, and at the same time, they picked up a string of noodles with chopsticks and slowly put them into their mouths.

In an instant, the bodies of both girls trembled involuntarily. The overbearing spicy taste exuded by the rich soup wrapped in the noodles instantly stimulated the taste buds and began to spread from the tongue little by little. Their cheeks soon turned red. Kaguya even coughed a few times involuntarily, choked by the strong spicy taste.

Although Shiyu was a little embarrassed, she still couldn't help but mock Kaguya. She pushed a glass of water in front of her and said kindly, "You must have choked. Come, drink some water."

Whoever drinks the water is a puppy.

Kaguya naturally didn't take it. After she stopped coughing, she also mocked, "Your forehead is sweating. You won't die so soon, will you?"

After saying that, Kaguya had already decided on a strategy, which was to make a quick decision. It takes time for the spiciness to turn into pain. The sooner the bowl of ramen is finished, the less pain will be incurred, so she began to bury her head in eating the noodles.

Seeing this, Shiyu started eating noodles without being outdone. Soon her face turned red and she was sweating profusely. She had completely forgotten about the elegance of the dress.

But what surprised Shiyu was that Kaguya ate faster than her. Although her condition was not much better than hers, her eyes were already red. But compared to Shiyu's way of pausing after taking a bite, Kaguya ate one bite at a time, almost without stopping.

If this continues, Kaguya will finish eating earlier than her, and may not even have a stomachache at night, so she is going to lose.

Finally, Shiyu made up her mind and said to the boss, "Boss, I want it spicy, super spicy."

In this way, even if Kaguya is faster than her, they are still opponents of the same weight class.

Kaguya looked at the other party in a daze. She knew what state she was in now, and she also knew that the other party must be similar to herself. However, she didn't expect that although she was ruthless, the other party was even more ruthless than her and directly increased the stakes.

Kaguya couldn't help but put down her chopsticks and asked, "Is it necessary?"

Shiyu glanced at her and said, "I didn't ask you to join in."

But Kaguya took a deep breath. It was not her nature to give up halfway.

"Boss, I want to make it super spicy too."

Everyone couldn't help but exclaim in surprise. In the spicy food competition, most people stop at the spicy level, and this abnormal spicy level is rare.

The boss's eyes jumped, and he said earnestly: "Is this really okay? The road ahead is hell."

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When they put down their chopsticks, Kaguya and Shiha looked at each other. Their fronts were soaked with sweat, their cheeks were as red as eggs, their eyes were bloodshot, they were gasping for breath, and a "shashasha" sound kept coming out of their mouths. Clear liquid was flowing out of their noses. They looked very embarrassed.

However, compared to these physical symptoms, the stomachs of the two people at this moment seemed to be filled with surging magma, constantly boiling.

The two of them really didn't drink a sip of water during the entire journey.

Soon, the two of them seemed to be unable to hold on and ran to the bathroom at the same time. Seeing this, Hachiman said to Miku: "When they come back later, tell them that I went out."

Miku tilted her head slightly, not understanding what was going on, and saw Hachiman say to the boss, "Boss, can I borrow a place to hide for a while?"

At the washbasin in the bathroom, the two of them managed to hold back from vomiting. They just washed their faces and calmed down. Then Kaguya and Shiyu looked at each other and actually saw some sense of mutual sympathy in each other's eyes.

In the fight just now, the two of them felt like they were evenly matched. Kaguya still admired people who were as ruthless as herself, but she didn't expect that this stupid woman had such good resilience despite other things. This made her even more puzzled.

"Why are you confronting me like this? It's just because of this man. I won't compete with you for it." Kaguya said.

Shiyu, whose cheeks were full of water stains, was a little confused about this and frowned as if complaining. Soon Kaguya became stunned, and then began to explain something in annoyance.

After a few minutes, the expressions on the two girls' faces turned cold.

This piece of shit.

The two quickly returned to their seats, only to find that Hachiman was gone.

Shi Yu said fiercely: "This bastard knew that we would definitely resolve the misunderstanding in the bathroom, so he slipped away early!"

Kaguya's cheeks, which still had a pink afterglow, became very ugly. Seeing Miku still sitting there, she asked, "Miku-san, where is Hikigaya Hachiman?"

If Miku followed the instructions given to her by Hachiman, she should have said that Hachiman left the ramen restaurant, ordered the two girls away, and then ran away by himself.

Miku blinked and said, "Mr. Hikigaya told me that if you come back, just say he's out."

Just when Shiyu was about to rush out, she was pulled back by Kaguya. Then, she also realized how ambiguous Miku's words were.

Why didn't she just say, "He went out?" That would be a more normal way of expressing herself, right?

Kaguya and Shiha's expressions became a little ferocious, and they looked at the boss, whose pipe inadvertently pointed at a locker.

The two girls slowly opened their lockers and saw Hikigaya Hachiman standing inside with an awkward smile.

Damn, the car flipped over.

Soon he was caught by Shiyu and Kaguya. He said with an angry expression: "Nakano Miku, how have I ever let you down? I even treated you to a meal, and you actually betrayed me?!"

Shiyu rolled her eyes fiercely and said, "You think you are right to teach students to lie?"

Miku just blinked and said, "I was just following your words, Mr. Hikigaya, and conveying them to the two teachers."

I'm just a good kid and I won't lie.

Kaguya showed a cannibalistic smile and said, "Okay, how should I punish you this time?"

Hachiman said with some disdain: "Don't get so close, your mouths are filled with a spicy taste now."

"You bastard, you're still complaining about it. Who made us become like this?" Shi Yu said indignantly.

Kaguya narrowed her eyes slightly, and then said: "I say, Hikigaya Hachiman, didn't you say before that you like to lick my eyeballs? Let me serve you today, you see how much I love you."

Shi Yu suddenly thought of something and sneered, "Count me in."

"You lick my left eye and I'll lick my right eye." Kaguya didn't say anything more.

"Hey, wait a minute, someone could die!" Hachiman shouted hurriedly.

Shi Yu said nonchalantly: "You are so lucky to have two of us beauties serving you. Don't be shameless."

Then, two bright red tongues, even with a few pepper seeds on them, began to approach Hachiman's eyeballs.

The scene was extremely shocking to the eyes.

Soon after, Hachiman screamed.

Chapter 50 How could this blessing be small?

In front of the emergency room of a hospital in Tokyo, Kasumigaoka Utaha and Shinomiya Kaguya stood in front of the debridement room. Standing in front of them was a white-haired old doctor.

The doctor in the white coat seemed to be in a bad mood. His voice could be heard at the nurse station: "Don't you have any common sense? Don't you know that the retina is very fragile? There are a lot of bacteria in the mouth. Not to mention that you just ate something spicy that will irritate your eyeballs. What on earth are you thinking of licking your eyeballs with your tongue? You young people always have so much fun."

Since the doctor did not lower his voice, many people looked over here. Shiyu's cheeks were a little red, and she asked with an embarrassed expression: "How is Hikigaya-kun now?"

The reason they came to the hospital was naturally for Hachiman. After they licked Hachiman's eyeballs, they found that his eyes could no longer be opened and his expression was very painful. At this time, the two realized that they were in trouble and quickly took a taxi to send Hachiman to the emergency room of the hospital for rescue.

In fact, Shiyu felt very aggrieved in her heart. If it weren’t for that bastard bullying her like this, how could she have been so angry and lost control and done such a thing.

She is obviously a lady from a wealthy family.

"The doctor on duty is still cleaning his wound. He should be almost healed."

As he said that, he walked in. Shiyu ignored his attitude and said anxiously, "I say, is this guy Hikigaya blind?"

Kaguya rolled her eyes at her and said, "It's not that easy to go blind. Besides, he deserves to be blind."

Shiyu covered her head and said, "It's easy for you to say that. If he is really blind, I will be in big trouble."

How would she face Kato Megumi who was holding her child, her cousin Yukinoshita's family, and that woman?

After hearing what Shiyu said, Kaguya's expression became a little serious.

Soon, the two saw Hachiman coming out with the help of a nurse. His eyes were bandaged and he needed someone to support him even when walking.

"Kasumi Shiko, where are you now? I can't see you." Hachiman said.

Shi Yu's face turned pale and she kept muttering, "I'm going to die! This guy is really blind. I'm going to be finished now."

Kaguya couldn't stand her panicking look and said, "Why are you panicking? The doctor hasn't said anything yet."

At this time, the white-haired doctor also came out and said, "The patient's retina is slightly damaged. It is now wrapped in a bandage, which can be removed in two days. However, the eye needs to rest for two weeks, and the eye cannot be opened during this period."

After hearing this, Shiyu was immediately relieved that he was not blind. But then she became angry again.

"You did it on purpose, you bastard, to make me think you're blind. You scared me again."

Kaguya glanced at her and thought, who can you blame for your own stupidity?

With the help of the nurse, Hachiman walked up to Shiyu and said, "Is it really okay for you to talk to me like this?"

Shiyu blushed and said, "What's wrong with me?"

Hachiman, with his eyes bandaged, showed no expression at all: "You almost blinded my eyes."

"Gu" Shiyu seemed a little discouraged.

"I'm going to tell Xiaohui that you almost blinded me. I'm going to tell Yukino that you almost blinded me. I'm going to tell Miss Xiangzi that you almost blinded me. Humph, just wait." Hachiman said without any emotion in his tone.

Shiyu said with a guilty conscience: "Are you an elementary school student? You like to complain so much!"

Hachiman said calmly: "It's okay if you don't want me to complain, but you have to obey whatever I say from now on."

Shi Yu quickly said cautiously: "Whatever you want to do, I won't agree to it."

Hachiman's tone became even colder: "What are you talking about to a patient? Are you stupid? Your mind is full of weird thoughts?"

Shi Yu blushed and noticed other people's gazes, and shouted, "Don't call me an idiot. I will agree to your request as long as it's not too much."

Kaguya looked at the two people who were bickering with a complicated expression. Perhaps Kasumigaoka Utaha herself didn't notice it. But when the man came out, he called out to Kasumigaoka Utaha first. Although he had always disliked this woman, when he was unable to move, he was more willing to rely on her than on his nominal wife.

This made Kaguya feel subtly complicated.

Hachiman said, "Then I want to live in your house."

The blindfolded man naturally had no idea what his "wife" was thinking at the moment, and continued to bargain with Shiyu.

"Why, can't you just go home and live?" I am a virgin, how can I live with a man who is not my relative?

What if you have bad intentions?

However, strictly speaking, they are not related. But Shiyu will never admit those messy relationships.

"Okay, then I'll go back to live at Yukinoshita's house. When Yukino asks me how I got my eyes hurt, do you think I'll keep it a secret for you? If Yukino knows, do you think Miss Xiangzi will know? Do you think if Miss Xiangzi knows, will you be able to save your ass?"

Hearing what Hachiman said, the nurse who was supporting him couldn't help but laugh secretly. This young couple is so funny.

"Besides, I don't want to make them worry, and I can't afford to lose face. Stop talking nonsense and help me go home." Hachiman said impatiently.

Shi Yu went over to him and took his hand, muttering in a low voice, "Why are you so fierce? I didn't say I won't take care of you."

"Let's go, Kaguya-chan too," Hachiman said.

Kaguya's lips moved before she said, "I thought you weren't aware of my existence?"

But after saying this, Kaguya always felt that there was a sour taste in her words.

As a result, Hachiman said calmly: "If you run away, it will be considered as absconding from the crime."

"What are you talking about? You make us feel like criminals." Shiyu said dissatisfiedly.

"You don't even know about the crime of intentional injury, you legal illiterate." Hachiman said directly. Although he was blindfolded, he walked forward with high spirits.

Kaguya wondered in her heart, could this guy really not see? Then she looked at the white-haired doctor standing there with a smile on his face.

When the three of them walked into the hall, Miku, who had been waiting there, also came up to them.

She pursed her lips and said, "Mr. Hikigaya, are your eyes okay?"