Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

He speaks like a househusband.

Shiyu: “???”

Why does this sound so familiar?

Yukino hummed softly, with a tired look on her face: "The prices of raw materials have increased this year. It's really difficult to convince suppliers to sign contracts based on the prices of previous years."

Hachiman smiled and did not ask about the construction company's affairs. He just said, "Are you hungry? I'll give you something to eat."

"Well, cook me a bowl of scallion and egg noodles." Yukino was not polite, but instead gave Hachiman a faint smile.

Shiyu curled her lips at the side, wondering what the hell was the point of this imitating couple, and they were doing it in front of her.

Which one do you want to talk about? You don't even get to push my ass.

"I want one too!" Shiyu said as if somewhat unwilling.

"Aren't you trying to lose weight?" Hachiman said.

Shiyu was blocked and had nothing to say. She could only watch Hachiman enter the kitchen.

Then I heard Xue Noi whisper, "By the way, can I sleep here tonight?"

Chapter 94: Pure Love is the Greatest Violence

The night was dark. Even in a bustling place like Tokyo, the neon lights began to gradually go out after midnight.

But for Utaha Kasumigaoka at this moment, even lying down was a bit difficult, let alone sleeping.

When her cousin Yukinoshita Yukino asked if she could sleep here for a night, she had a bad feeling. But it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and if she really refused, the woman would come to her house the next day to tell her what the etiquette was for treating relatives.

Then naturally, the fiancé and fiancée slept in the same room, and originally Hachiman slept in the room next to Shiyu.

This damn woman even smiled at her vaguely before entering the room with Hachiman.

It's as if to say, I gave you the opportunity but you are useless.

Sure enough, not long after Shiyu lay down on the bed, she heard strange noises coming from the next room.

Like crying, complaining, resentment and longing, the lingering sound is endless.

It makes people feel upset.

Damn it, the soundproofing of this apartment is obviously very good. How loud do you have to shout for it to be heard here?

This Yukinoshita Yukino must have done it on purpose!

She was just demonstrating! Or on her bed. No, on the bed in her apartment.

After Yukino Yukino went in and took a look at Hachiman's room, she told her that the bed was a little small and it was a bit crowded for two people to sleep in it, and asked if she could change rooms with Hachiman tonight. In other words, she and Hikigaya Hachiman slept in the master bedroom (Shiha's room), and Shiha slept in Hachiman's room.

Fortunately, Shiyu refused outright. This woman is really good at disgusting people. Shiyu was so angry at the thought of this couple doing that on her bed.

This child seemed to have forgotten that they were an engaged couple and it was normal for them to sleep together. Strictly speaking, she and Hachiman were the accomplices.

The sound continued for more than half an hour and did not stop. Shiyu had already pressed her head with a pillow like an ostrich, with her butt raised up, her posture really exactly like an ostrich.

Damn it, that guy is just pounding the pile here, can’t he save a little energy? Doesn’t he know how to save a little energy? Young people just don’t know how to exercise moderation!

Shiyu was daydreaming, but her mind was filled with scenes of Yukino and Hachiman. Then she remembered when she was in England, she hid under the bed, bearing the weight of Xiaohui and Hachiman. She had seen how fast that guy was pounding. Shiyu pursed her lips and felt her body getting a little hot, as if she was sick.

"Damn it," Shiyu cursed fiercely, then began to put her fingers into the quilt.

*

The next day, when Shiyu got up, she found that she had slept late. When she opened the door, she found Yukinoshita Yukino sitting leisurely in her usual seat, spreading butter on the toast.

Shiyu sat opposite him, feeling a little annoyed.

"Good morning, Shiyu, it looks like you didn't sleep well last night. You have dark circles and bloodshot eyes." Yukino said calmly.

Shiyu certainly knew what she was like now. Damn it, if today wasn't a normal working day, she didn't want to leave the room at all. Her mind was full of chaos last night. Even if she fell asleep, her sleep quality was terrible. In her dreams, she always had that guy pressing on her. Shiyu quickly dismissed the images in her mind.

"Thank you, cousin. It seems that you slept well, with a smile in the corners of your eyes." Shi Yu couldn't help but sneer.

Shiyu was indeed not lying. At this moment, Xueno's face was rosy and her eyes were a little watery. She was originally a beauty, and at this moment she was radiating brilliance and dazzling, completely suppressing Shiyu who was in a poor state.

Hachiman, on the other hand, looked a little tired.

Shiyu was still complaining in her heart that this woman from the Yukinoshita family has the attributes of a succubus, and you are here to absorb her yang and replenish her yin.

"By the way, what were you talking about just now?" Shiyu couldn't help but ask. When she came out just now, she saw that the two seemed to be chatting about something very happily, but they were interrupted by her. Shiyu hated this feeling of being alienated.

Yukino just smiled faintly, and then Hachiman explained: "Nothing, just chatting."

"What kind of idle chat can you have? I can't listen to it." Shiyu glared at Hachiman, as if to say, I'm in a bad mood right now, don't mess with me.

"Maybe it's not suitable for children." Yukino took a bite of toast and said with a chuckle.

Child = Kasumigaoka Utaha.

No, what this woman meant should be, virgin = Kasumigaoka Utaha.

Shiyu glared at Hachiman hatefully and asked, "How could you tell this woman about this?"

Hachiman showed an innocent expression, as if to express that he didn't say anything at all.

Then I heard Yukino say calmly, "Hachiman-kun really didn't say anything, but his hunger and thirst last night proved that he hasn't eaten meat for a long time. Look at his pitiful state, he almost broke my waist."

"That's really a pity." Shiyu said coldly.

Then Shiha showed a "friendly" smile and said to Hachiman: "Tell me what you were talking about just now."

There was some gnashing of teeth.

Hachiman said helplessly: "It's nothing, we are just discussing a moral issue. As a light novel writer, it's okay for you to listen."

Shiyu showed a very interested look and said, "Oh, tell me about it."

Hachiman's expression froze for a moment, as if he wanted to laugh, but he held it back and said seriously, "We are discussing the boundary between pure love and immorality."

Shiyu was stunned for a moment, and then she heard Hachiman continue, "As a light novel writer, I think you know that the group of pure love warriors rejects all immoral themes. Whether it's cuckoldry or rape, even in manga and anime, they always choose 1VS1 couple themes to read."

Shi Yu nodded confidently: "What's the problem with that? I'm a pure love warrior. I'll kill any minotaur or yellow-haired person!"

When saying this, Shiyu was even a little excited, as if she was expressing her purity.

Hachiman nodded gently, and then said, "Then the problem comes. There is such a group of pure love warriors. When they see men and women in love in works, they will be moved to tears, and then take off their pants to masturbate to their pure love CP. Isn't this behavior more immoral? And they clearly say that they are pure love, but they still masturbate to their favorite CP. Isn't this more against the will of heaven than those minotaur warriors? After all, they are sincere in facing their desires, while pure love warriors have a sense of being both a hypocrite and a hypocrite."

Shiyu's face immediately turned sour. She was very surprised at the angle of the two people's discussion. How the hell could it be like this?

But Shiyu still felt something was strange.

Then, I heard Yukino say, "What if someone claims to be a pure love warrior, but when a couple is having sex, not only does he eavesdrop, but he also puts himself in the role of the wife in his mind and masturbates, then is this pure love or immorality?"

Hachiman finally couldn't help himself and burst into laughter.

Shiyu, who finally came to her senses, looked even uglier. It turned out he was waiting for her here!

Chapter 2: years old, a student

Shiyu clenched her fists tightly, the thread of rationality in her mind was about to break, and it seemed that she would turn against them at any time and beat the couple to death.

But soon Yukino said: "It's just a joke, don't mind it. I believe that with the family education of the Kasumigaoka family and the teachings of Aunt Xiangzi, Shiyu, you will not do such an immoral thing."

Shiyu complained in her heart, so what if I did it, so what if I masturbated, so what if I masturbated while fantasizing about your man, so what if you bite me.

"Hehehe." Shiyu let out a dry laugh from her throat as if responding to Yukino's words.

Fortunately, this bastard knew his limits and quickly served her breakfast. Otherwise, she would have bitten him to death and then committed suicide.

After dinner, it was almost eight o'clock, and Shiyu had to rush back to school before nine o'clock. Fortunately, the actual sound insulation performance of her apartment was defeated by the couple, but it still had the advantage of being close to school.

Shiyu said somewhat proudly, "By the way, when cousin Yukino comes back, just leave the key on the door. Hikigaya-kun and I have to go back to school first."

The bystanders hurried back, and Shiyu almost sprinkled salt to drive away the evil spirits.

But to Shiyu's disappointment, Yukino put down her coffee cup and said, "I've been too busy lately. I finally finished my business yesterday. I'll take a break today. I'm also quite interested in Shuchiin Academy where Hikigaya-kun is currently working. I've only heard about it before, but never visited it in person. This is a rare opportunity, so I'll let Hachiman-kun take me around."

What are you talking about? Are these stinky outsiders coming to Tokyo to demonstrate?

Ah, I’m from Kansai?

That's fine.

Shiyu showed a hint of displeasure and said, "I'm sorry, there are many noble students in Shuzhiyuan. Therefore, the security is strict, and no one other than students or faculty members can enter the school casually."

Yukino said softly, "But I saw on the news that there were two assaults at Shuchiin last month. Can this be considered strict security?"

Shiyu groaned in pain and said, "It's because of the assault that the security has been tightened. Anyway, Sister Yukino, you can't go in."

"How about I pretend to be a student of Shuchiin?" Yukino tilted her head slightly.

"Hahaha, Sister Yukino, you may be a little older." Why is the old woman pretending to be young? It's time to get gold coins.

Hachiman's lips moved, and his mind thought of Ms. Kiyoyuki, whom he liked to treat as a student.

"It's okay, I think your face looks fresh." Yukino said calmly.

Is there anyone as shameless as you? Shiyu complained in her heart, although it was indeed true.

"How can I get the Shuchiin school uniform in such an emergency?" Shiyu still refused.

"But, didn't I remember that you brought back a brand new set of Xiuzhi school uniform last time?" Bafang, this idiot, felt no psychological pressure at all.

"Oh?" Yukino looked at her cousin with interest.

"Sister Shiyu, who are you planning to show off to when you wear your school uniform? You're really good at playing with your school uniform."

"What!?" Shiyu couldn't help but stare at Hachiman, this bastard.

Although, when she bought a set of school uniform from the school's unified sales department, she was thinking that she might be able to use it someday. She would wear a teacher's uniform today and a JK uniform tomorrow, which would surely seduce this guy to death. But she didn't expect that this guy would sell her out.

"No, I just bought it as a souvenir." Shiyu said coldly.

"Is that so? Then it should be okay for you to lend me this school uniform." Yukino smiled faintly.

About ten minutes later, Yukino, wearing the Shuchiin spring and summer black and white school uniform skirt, slowly walked out of the room. Because Yukino's figure was relatively slender, the most obvious difference compared to high school was in height rather than appearance.

She looks like a more mature high school girl.

After all, people develop earlier nowadays, so no one can tell a girl’s age for sure, and Yukino is the hardest to guess.

Yukino stood in front of Hachiman and said softly, "So today, should I call you Hikigaya-sensei?"

She really understands.

Shiyu's face turned sour, as if she realized that she could no longer stop this cousin from invading her territory.

*

The five sisters of the Nakano family went to school together today, which was a rare occasion. Usually, Yotsuba had to participate in the morning exercises of the track and field club, Ichika often had to stay up late to film, and Nino got up late. Therefore, the five sisters almost always went to school at different times.

The reason why Yotsuba asked for leave for morning exercise today and Ichika postponed the announcement was obvious, and the five sisters all began to gather information unconsciously. After all, this was a game that everyone in the Nakano family had to win.

Nino nudged Ichika gently and asked, "Hey, Ichika, have you thought of your script yet? I really envy you now. If I had known earlier, I would have just randomly found a club to join. At least Ichika, you can ensure that you attract the attention of other students now."

After all, the drama club of Shuchiin is quite famous, and they always shine at the Sacred Heart Festival. As the current president, as long as Ichika leads a wonderful stage play, she can get a lot of votes in the MR/MISS Shuchiin competition.

But now Ichika's face was wrinkled like a sour plum, and she said, "The prerequisite is that I have to come up with a good script. Originally, I had no motivation and thought about not arranging the show this year. Damn it, I really can't be lazy."

If Yihua had thought of the script in advance, she could have started rehearsals now. Then she would have a huge advantage among the five sisters, but now she is stuck with the script problem.

I’m stuck! I’m stuck!

Being stuck here made Ichika very embarrassed.

"At least you know what you want to do." Nino couldn't help but sigh. She didn't even know what she wanted to do or what she could do.

"What about you, Miku?" Nino asked.

"I have a general idea, but I can't say it." Miku said calmly.

"Hey, why can't we tell you? We are sisters, right?" Nino said with some annoyance.

"Because, if I tell you, Nino, you will copy me." Miku said in her still emotionless voice.

Nino's eyes widened with grievance: "Am I such a despicable person in your eyes?"

Miku nodded gently: "Yes."

Nino immediately pinched Miku's cheeks and began to rub her face into different shapes, "Is it this arrogant mouth that said such things? Ah, you have no respect for your sister at all."

Miku looked a little uncomfortable, but she still complained coldly: "Nino, you are just anxious because you don't know what to do."