Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

This sentence hit Nino's pain point hard. Nino covered her heart and said in a pretentious manner: "Miku, when did you become such a sharp-tongued character? Give me back the sister who never licked her lips when she was wronged."

But Miku ignored her.

Nino was defeated, and then looked at Mayu, only to see Mayu blink and Nino looked away.

"Hey, what do you mean? Can't you just ask me too?" May said dissatisfiedly.

Nino sneered, "What good ideas can you come up with, you idiot? If I really have no other options, I can still drive a Harley motorcycle into the school to canvass for votes. At most, I will be punished afterwards. What can you do? A big eating contest?"

May seemed to have her tail stepped on, and shouted, "Don't tell me about the eating contest!?"

It was because Nino brought this up yesterday that she kept thinking about what she could do at night. As a result, all she could think about was the eating contest. She had a nightmare at night that she kept eating and eating at the Sacred Heart Festival. She even felt sick from eating, but she had to continue eating even though she felt sick, which made her very uncomfortable.

This made May eat one bowl less for breakfast today, which was unusual. She could usually finish three bowls of white rice in the morning, but today she could only eat two bowls and couldn't eat anymore. It was all Nino's fault.

Nino snorted, then looked at Yotsuba who was smiling without saying a word, which made Nino a little unhappy. She pushed Yotsuba and said, "What's with that expression on your face? What's the meaning of your smile when everyone is worried?"

Yotsuba didn't care, but said briskly: "What do you mean? Of course it means to declare victory?"

Yotsuba's words made the other four sisters look at her.

"Have you thought about the program yet?" Nino asked.

"Hehe, it's a secret. But you'll know it today. This is what Fuutarou and I came up with last night. I tell you, as long as I play this card, I'll win the game." Yotsuba said proudly.

The jade bracelet left by her mother is now in her pocket!

Chapter 96: Miss Kasumi Shiko, the Society is Dead

Since Shiyu's apartment is not far from the school, there is no need to drive there.

But Shiyu soon regretted it and drove the two of them there directly, saving them the opportunity to show their affection.

Yukino walks very gracefully, like a young lady who always says "Hello" when she opens her mouth.

She gently gathered her hair that was messed up by the breeze, and looked at the students who were gradually gathering around her, and couldn't help but smile faintly.

"Hachiman-kun, come to think of it, we haven't been to school together for a long time. Back when we were in Sobu High School..."

Yukino, in her girlish form, seemed to be reminiscing about the happy times in the past, but was quickly ridiculed by Hachiman.

"When we were in Sobu High School, we didn't go to school together very often. You looked at me like a germ and didn't want to go to school with me. We often went to school together when we were in university in Tokyo."

Yukino didn't seem angry at all, and said, "Ah, what are you dissatisfied with, Hikigaya?"

"This name is somewhat nostalgic. Fortunately, Yui didn't learn it from you." Hachiman said with a smile.

Shiyu walked behind the two of them with a sullen expression on her face. The two childhood sweethearts were reminiscing about the old days, leaving her standing there in an awkward position.

After all, at that time, Shiyu was still enjoying her youthful life in England, so she had no idea who Hikigaya Hachiman was. Even her cousin only knew his name.

If she had not gone to England, but stayed in the country, and then because of her relatives, she would have asked that woman to transfer her to the school called Sobu High School.

Shiyu knew that the special position that Yukinoshita Yukino held in the man's heart was largely due to the fact that they had known each other for a long time.

"But now, should I call you Mr. Hikigaya?" Yukino's eyes were like water, and she looked somewhat charming.

In fact, Hachiman wanted to correct Yukino that he was not a teacher, but just an assistant - "Mr. Hikigaya, can you tutor me in English after class? Of course, in my room."

"Mr. Hikigaya, do you want to see me wearing Sukumizu?"

"Mr. Hikigaya, my school uniform skirt seems to be a little too long. Can you check it for me?"

Then, Hachiman was completely overwhelmed by Yukino's repeated calls of "Hikigaya-sensei" and was almost unable to walk.

"Yukinoshita, please be reserved. We are on the school road. If others hear us, they will misunderstand me." Hachiman said with a stern face.

So you two are treating me like a dead person now, right? Although I knew this journey would be difficult, I didn’t expect it to be this difficult.

Damn, how could this woman, Yukinoshita Yukino, say such flirty words with such a cold expression and tone.

This woman is so terrifying.

"But, yesterday when you asked me to sit on you, Mr. Hikigaya, didn't you say that you liked me calling you teacher the most? Why did you change your words after you put on your clothes?" Yukino said seeming a little lonely.

Not to mention Shiyu, even Hachiman himself couldn't bear it anymore.

Then Yukino smiled faintly and said, "Did I imitate Kagero's imitation of me well enough?"

It took Hachiman several seconds to figure out what this sentence meant.

Yukino couldn't help but sigh and said, "Yangyan is right. Men are such contradictory creatures. They want women to be holy in front of others, but also want them to be slutty behind others' backs. They are not schizophrenic. How can this be possible? They just want to please each other."

Hachiman couldn't help but laugh: "Well, after all, a man's hobbies in life can only be summarized into two things."

Finally, Miss Kasumi Shiko, who had lost her presence, seized the opportunity to ask, "Which two things?"

Yukino turned to Shiyu, who was wearing a business suit, and said, "Don't ask questions, kid."

It's really funny to see Yukino, who is wearing a school uniform, calling her teacher Shiyu a child.

But unfortunately, Yukino really has the qualifications, and this is what makes Shiyu feel the most aggrieved.

Shiyu blushed from holding back her anger, and Hachiman laughed heartily.

If I continue to care about you adulterous couple, I will be a dog, Shiyu complained in her heart.

“By the way, I heard that your relationship with Shinomiya Kaguya is a bit strained now?” Yukino quickly changed the subject.

So what are these two things? Shiyu complained in her heart, but she resisted the urge to ask more.

"Well, now Bing Huiye's personality occupies her body, and this guy doesn't seem to like me very much. So, are you interested in going to see her?" Hachiman shrugged and said.

Xue No shook her head and said, "I'm not interested in people who like to nitpick. I'm not as good as some people who are tsundere but honest with themselves."

Xia Shizi, don't answer, don't answer.

"Ha, you're so bold to say that. Weren't you such a person before?" Hachiman teased.

"I've never been so stubborn before, don't you know that?" Yukino said calmly.

Shiyu originally thought there was nothing wrong with what she said, but she felt something was wrong. It was as if some image came to her mind, and she blurted out, "Were you making a dirty joke just now?!"

Xue No turned around and asked, "Is this elementary school game of "I won't talk to you anymore" over?"

"I don't play such a game." Shiyu immediately denied.

Damn, this woman is a bit hard to deal with. What should I do?

Then Shiyu plans to continue being mute.

Yukino didn't care, she relaxed her shoulders and said, "I haven't worn a school uniform for a long time. I'm not used to the tight shoulder straps. Mr. Hikigaya, can you help me carry my backpack?"

The corners of Hachiman's mouth curled up slightly, and he said, "Yukinoshita-san, you know that miracles and magic are not free, and of course, neither is help."

Yukino's eyes were somewhat gentle as she said, "Then what kind of reward would you like, Mr. Hikigaya?"

"It's very simple, just kiss my cheek." Hachiman said softly.

"But, it's not appropriate for a teacher and a student to kiss outside of school." Yukino showed a timid expression.

Wow, you got into the role so quickly.

Hachiman said somewhat proudly: "It doesn't matter, I'm not actually a teacher, just a teacher's assistant."

In Japan, we are Japanese, and in the United States, we are Americans. But I’m getting off topic.

Damn it, these two shameless guys, are they really planning to kiss on the school road?

But looking at the two people slowly approaching each other, Shiyu felt that these two people could really do it.

The next moment, Shiyu snatched the backpack from Yukino's hand, and Yukino looked at her with some confusion.

"I can get it for you, okay? Would you two like to consider some moral principles and customs?" Shi Yu said coldly.

Yukino pushed Hachiman's cheek away and said, "Of course, no problem."

Then Yukino continued to move forward, and at this time, Shiyu realized that something was wrong.

After being a foot-washing maid, how come she became a backpack girl again?

Following behind the two of them, she seemed to have become a maid helping her master carry his backpack.

Shiyu's head was full of question marks. She was not sure whether Yukinoshita Yukino was deliberately plotting against her.

Soon, an unexpected person appeared in front of the three people.

Mizuhara Chizuru looked at Yukino in school uniform with some surprise. But what surprised her even more was Kasumigaoka Utaha who was holding her own handbag and a student-style backpack.

The surprise was like seeing the collapse of an idol that one admired.

Such a look deeply hurt Shiyu's self-esteem.

"If Yukinoshita Yukino has any problems, let Hikigaya Hachiman solve them. I don't care!"

"I can leave Hikigaya Hachiman at any time. I'm not afraid of Yukinoshita Yukino at all."

Sure enough, all the boasting in this life must be paid back.

Miss Kasumi Shiko is also full of energy today.

Chapter 97: Yotsuba, you are very baby now

Qianzuru's astonishment at this moment is understandable.

After all, that night, Teacher Kasumigaoka left a deep impression on her and successfully established in the girl's heart the image of an independent woman who was confident, had her own values ​​and did not follow the crowd.

But now she was carrying Miss Yukinoshita's backpack.

But at this moment, Chizuru was just surprised, and her mind was not as complicated as Shiyu thought.

But Shiyu couldn't stand such gazes anymore.

She blushed, quickly stuffed the backpack into Hachiman's hands, and said, "I-I-I'm going back to school first."

After saying that, he quickly walked around Chizuru and just greeted her stiffly: "Good morning, Ichinose-san."

Then he left here at almost a running speed.

"Hey, Kasumigaoka-sensei" Chizuru was about to say something, but Shiyu didn't want to listen at all.

Hachiman said worriedly from behind: "I said, don't walk so fast, did you forget that you are still wearing high heels?"

Maybe this man has a bit of a bad mouth. As soon as he finished speaking, Shiyu obviously sprained her ankle, but fortunately she didn't fall to the ground.

Miss Xia Shizi, with some resentment in her eyes, turned her head and glared at the man, then limped forward.

Qianhe quickly followed and helped Shiyu walk together.

Miss Kasumi Shiko left so decisively and resolutely.

Hachiman gave a helpless smile.

"Isn't this guy cute?" Yukino took the backpack back from Hachiman.

"You think she's cute, but you're bullying her like this?" Hachiman complained with a smile.

"Is this considered bullying? Didn't she just run into trouble herself? Besides, being cute or not is one thing, but she still has to know the rules. If a child acts like that once or twice, people will think she is innocent, but if she does it more than a few times, people will want to kill her." Yukino said calmly.

"It's so scary. Ms. Yukino always manages to say scary things in a nonchalant tone." Hachiman patted his heart.

Xueno couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, then asked curiously, "Was that Mizuhara Chizuru just now? Why does she look a little weird?"

Hachiman shrugged and told Yukino about himself and Chizuru, including the fact that Chizuru was now actively distancing herself from him.

Yukino looked at Hachiman with amusement and said, "Our Lord Hikigaya failed in his pursuit of beauty this time. This is rare."

"Hahaha, I really didn't have any bad intentions before. I'm just a kind-hearted person and I couldn't bear to see JK suffer. Especially a hard-working person like Miss Chizuru, so I just wanted to lend a hand." Hachiman said honestly.

Yukino didn't doubt that Hachiman was lying. This guy would tell the truth in front of her unless it was necessary. Of course, anything that was hidden from her was a big deal, such as her father's matter, so Yukino didn't doubt his statement now.

However, Yukino snorted softly and said, "This is the way it is now, who knows what will happen in the future."

"Of course, that's why we should cherish the present, right?"

After saying that, Hachiman gently patted his fiancée's butt. The soft and bouncy feeling was still very wonderful.

"Mr. Hikigaya, this is sexual harassment." Yukino answered in a slightly coquettish manner.

"Yukino, do you know what I was thinking just now?" Hachiman asked.

"what?"

"I was thinking that after slapping Yukinoshita Yukino's butt, I was not beaten to death by her and even got her to roll her eyes. My life is fucking worth it." Hachiman clenched his fists as if to show his strength.