Hikigaya, the Son-in-law of Three Surnames

Chapter 15: Mommy Sang Yangnai and the Pimp Lao Ba

However, everyone knew that this was just a joke and no one took it seriously, so Hachiman was dragged by Yono to be a tool to visit the Sacred Heart Festival.

Speaking of which, he has been dragged by all kinds of girls to visit the Sacred Heart Festival these past two days, which is a bit annoying.

"I say, although you don't regard me as a woman, I am at least a famous beauty in Tokyo. Can you give me some face and put away your impatient expression?"

Yang Nai did not lie. After all, she was the most exposed woman in the entire ByteDance. There were also many young and wealthy talented men in both the political and business circles who admired Yang Nai. Not to mention that after learning that she was the daughter of a wealthy family in Chiba, they could hardly stop thinking about marriage.

In particular, Yang Nai is a little past the marriageable age, and in the eyes of some people, she may have become a piece of high-quality leftover meat with gold hidden inside, making her easier to get.

"No, I'm just curious about your real purpose."

Hachiman said he was a little thirsty, and seeing a vendor selling freshly squeezed juice nearby, he bought a glass of apple juice.

"Hahaha, you guessed it right. But I guess you won't be too happy to hear what I'm going to say next." Yang Nai said with a chuckle.

"It doesn't matter. I don't really like to hear most of what you say anyway."

When had he ever heard anything good from Yukinoshita Haruno?

"That being said, it seems so. I'm sorry for wronging you, my brother."

There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with calling him brother.

"That's really unfair." Hachiman admitted frankly.

Yang Noi hesitated for a moment and said, "Then I'll be frank. The planning department and other departments have discussed yesterday's concert and have come to a conclusion. That is, if Nakano Ichika doesn't improve in the short term, then all the resources originally allocated to her will be given to Nakano Nino to push her popularity to a higher peak. I guess you won't be happy with this, right? As for the reason, I don't need to explain it."

The reason is actually what Hachiman said to Nino. She and Ichika have the same positioning. From the perspective of the company and risk management, Nino is already famous and Ichika is not famous. Because they are "twins", Ichika will become more famous. This will weaken Nino's recognition in the eyes of the public. Chizuru doesn't have this problem.

Therefore, the advice given by the planning department was very cruel, which was to abandon Nakano Ichika and concentrate resources on Nino.

Although TIK agency has many seemingly charitable actions, such as taking in runaway girls as virtual live broadcasters, that is all based on the fact that the business model designed by Yawata can be implemented in the market and can definitely generate profits, so he can be so "willful".

But TIK Agency is ultimately a commercial company, and business means profit comes first, and along with it comes inhumanity.

No one expected that the TIK Night concert would be so popular, and as a result, Nakano Ichika's situation became delicate.

Perhaps the final statement will not be so blatant, but Yihua will definitely feel that the exposure the company gives her will be reduced, and the resource matching will become less. It is not said that she is being put on ice, but in fact, she is being put on ice.

Just to make way for Nino Nakano.

Yang Nai smiled and said, "Of course, you are the boss after all, but it is your power to directly terminate our decision."

"You are just waiting to see me make a fool of myself, right?"

On the one hand, the decisions made by the company's decision-makers are based on rationality.

On the one hand, it was Hachiman's own willfulness that put Ichika in this situation.

Hachiman certainly didn't want Ichika to be put on ice due to his guilt. But it was very difficult to use his power as a boss to overturn the unanimous decision made by all departments of the company. Even if he did overturn it, it would not be in line with Hachiman's style.

Just like that, he was caught in a dilemma.

"It's not like I set the trap on purpose for you to fall into it. You brought it upon yourself and you don't even let me have fun. Do you have any sense of reason?" Yang Nai said playfully.

What she said was not wrong. It was not her who asked the company to prepare this concert, and it was not her who came up with the plan for the concert program. Hachiman pushed Nino to the peak with one hand and one foot and then accidentally kicked Nakano Ichika down. What does this have to do with her, Yukinoshita Haruno?

The most she did was just watching Hachiman having fun and didn't say anything to warn him of the risks.

However, Hachiman suddenly laughed and said, "If that's the case, then why are you here?"

Yang Nai blinked her eyes, then revealed a look of annoyance, not sure if it was fake.

"You bastard, can't you let me watch your joke for two more minutes? It's boring."

If Haruno really completely agrees with the opinions given by several departments under her, there is no need for her to come to Shuchiin now. In fact, if she is determined to put Ichika on ice, it would be better not to increase the chances of meeting her.

"If TIK agency is compared to a brothel"

"Hey, can't you use another metaphor?" Hachiman couldn't help but ask.

Although he also feels that most artist agencies are similar to brothels, huh?

"You are annoying. Listen to me. If TIK Agency is compared to a brothel, then I am the mama-san. And you are the biggest pimp. Well, you should call it a pimp."

After saying this, Yono couldn't help but burst out laughing, and Hachiman's face turned black.

"Even though I'm a mama-san, I'm the one who understands the ways of the world the most. Since the daughters under me want to call me mom, I will naturally protect them. So I've put the joint department's suggestion on hold for now. After all, they only make suggestions based on risk management. But if Nakano Ichika can show potential that goes beyond that risk control, then that's another story."

Ultimately, it's a question of talent. If Ichika is a minor idol who can be discarded without any problem, then the joint opinion of the departments is certainly worth considering. But if Ichika shows the potential to be a first-class actor, or even surpass the first-class, then the so-called risk management becomes a joke, and even pushes a future superstar actor to another company.

For example, H&J came to poach employees.

Whether it is short-sightedness or foresight, it will ultimately be determined by reality.

"So, we still have to see how Ichika performs later. Don't tell Ichika about this for now. I don't want to put too much pressure on her."

Hachiman said calmly.

Yang No naturally had no objection. After all, she came here just to see the potential contained in Ichika.

"You've talked too much. Even I'm a little thirsty. Give me your glass of apple juice." Yang Nai said directly.

Hachiman held the half remaining cup of freshly squeezed apple juice and thought to himself that this guy really didn't know what politeness was or what indirect kissing was.

He didn't care and handed over the apple juice.

For some reason, Yang Noi blinked as she looked at the end of the straw, and then said, "Forget it. I feel it's disgusting to eat your saliva. Boss, please give me a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice."

"Hey!" If you dislike it, don't say it in the first place.

Chapter 1: Fry You

Hachiman and Haruno spent some time at the Sacred Heart Festival. Haruno has a more boyish personality, so Hachiman was more casual when playing with her. At the air gun balloon shooting booth, the two competed to see who could shoot more balloons. It was a basic practice to insult each other, and it was common for them to spray each other.

"Ahahaha, you loser, your first shot missed, no wonder Yukino's stomach is still empty, loser, loser!"

"Damn it, the barrel is just crooked, let me fix it."

But after they were done, the two of them could still hug each other's shoulders again, which was an experience that Hachiman had never had when he went shopping with other girls, not even Yukino.

However, Hachiman was somewhat perceptive enough to notice that this guy's mood was slightly off.

"I say, what's wrong with you today? Is your period here?" he asked.

"Don't you know when my period is? Don't ask nonsense questions." Yang Nai sorted out the little bear doll prize she just got from the air gun stall, intending to give it to Xue Nai as a small gift. Although this woman is often not a human being as a sister, her mentality is very twisted, but she also has a normal side as a sister.

Otherwise, it would be strange for Yukino to get close to such a jerk who only bullies her.

"Isn't it because you deliberately adjusted your period to be the same as Yukino's that I had to know about it?"

When he first learned of this fact, he didn't understand it, but was greatly shocked.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up and tell me what happened to Jill." Yang No said impatiently.

"No, I just felt that you were in a bad mood today." Hachiman said.

“How come you see?”

"Maybe it's because you didn't criticize me hard enough today?" Hachiman said uncertainly.

"Hahaha, are you a masochist?" Yang Nai said with a smile.

"And in the air rifle competition just now, you actually admitted defeat so cleanly in the end. If it were you under normal circumstances, you would definitely not admit it." Hachiman shrugged and said.

Yang Nai's expression became a little strange: "The one who knows you best is often your love rival. Is there really a truth to the old saying?"

Hachiman said: "How can we be considered rivals in love? Aren't you destined to be the loser? But you have admitted it, right?"

Yang Nai gave her a wink and said, "Why, you care about me so much, you don't want to sleep with me too, do you?"

"Please, if you're really naked, I don't know if I can get up."

Hachiman thought of Haruno's previous earth-shattering actions and felt that it was not appropriate to treat her as a woman.

"But, well, you are Yukino's biological sister after all. Besides, we have known each other for ten years, so even if it's just a dog, you should know its habits to some extent."

Hachiman shrugged and said that he had known Yukino for the same amount of time as he had known Haruno, but he usually didn't keep track of it and often concealed this fact.

Yang Nai laughed and said, "Because you said I'm thirty years old."

"What?" Hachiman was confused for a moment.

"I said, because you said I was thirty years old, I was poked in the lung by you, so what?"

Hachiman was stunned for a moment, a little uncomfortable: "You shouldn't be such a fragile person."

After all, she often called herself a bunch of losers, a wife-control freak, a harem king, etc. They were just calling each other names for fun, and Hachiman himself didn't care.

But this guy suddenly revealed a slightly feminine side that made him feel a little uncomfortable.

Yang Nai grinned and said, "Is it not okay for me to be in menopause?"

Hachiman slapped his head. Damn it, what's going on with this subtle atmosphere of cold war between lovers? It can't be said that they are quarreling, but they are subtly sarcastic and sarcastic when talking. Should I say they are worthy of being sisters? Even when they are upset, their behavior is exactly the same.

But it was different when he quarreled with Yukino. When he quarreled with Yukino, Hachiman could lower his posture and lick her a little (physically or mentally) to make her happy. But it would be too awkward to treat Haruno like this.

To put it appropriately, can you comfort your gay friend who has had an argument with you the same way you would comfort your girlfriend?

Damn, it’s disgusting just thinking about it.

Hachiman stood there stiffly, scratching his face, as if he didn't know what to do for a moment.

Yang Nai laughed and said, "You guys can't be serious, I'm just kidding, what's with your expression, you bastard, isn't it disgusting?"

Hachiman thought for a moment, then said, "Wait for me."

After saying that, he left, leaving Yang Nai alone there.

The woman slapped her forehead and muttered, "Fuck, what's wrong with this damn love atmosphere? I'm getting goosebumps. Damn, why am I so mean? I should really ask my mom how to get through menopause quickly."

Yukinoshita Kiyoyuki: Find a man.

In fact, Yang Noi herself was regretting that she had lost her temper for no reason just now. Damn, she made such a woman groan and felt sick.

Although, it seems that she was indeed a woman.

The reason for this incident was probably because she was mocked by that brat Akane Shinjo that day for being a virgin at the age of 30, which made her a little sensitive.

Just as she was thinking this, Hachiman came back again, looking a little embarrassed and ashamed, like a little boy who was going on a date with a girl for the first time.

Then he stuffed something into Yangno's hand, which turned out to be exactly the same teddy bear that Yangno was going to give to Yukino.

"Hey, you guy, you don't have to do this if you want to disgust me."

It's numb, Yang Nai is completely numb.

Hachiman said a little embarrassedly: "No, no, no, what I mean is that I plan to give this doll to Kagerou, one for Yukino and one for Kagerou. But, I'll leave it with you. If you really don't want to give it away and keep it, then, I can't do anything about it."

Damn, who did I learn this tsundere attitude from? Why can’t I change it after all these years?

Hachiman's words are also very clear, if you don't want it, then just give it to Kagero. Of course, if you want it, well, that's it, just consider it as an apology to you.

For a moment, Yang Nai still thought that this guy, with this shy expression, was quite cute.

"I said Hikigaya?"

"What's the matter?" the man said somewhat embarrassedly.

"It would be better if you were a girl." Yang No said with a sigh.

"Why? I already apologized, you can't disgust me like this."

"It's nothing. What I mean is, if you were a girl, I would grill you." Yang Noi said with a sigh.

That's not the case. If he turned into a girl, what kind of complicated interpersonal relationships would this be?

Then change the gender of Yukino and the others, the cold, arrogant, loveless rich second son and the awkward, lonely otaku girl, just thinking about it will make you shudder.

Disgusting brother, right?

Hachiman and Haruno looked at each other.

"How about we stop hurting each other?" Yang Nai took the initiative to say.

"I agree." Hachiman nodded his head frantically.

He was also out of his mind. What kind of crappy doll was that to give her? It was the same model as Yukino's. He was frightened by Haruno's sudden little girl attitude and his behavior became distorted.

Both of them were sweating and were still frightened. It was good that they didn't bother each other.

Yang Noi put his arm around Hachiman's shoulders and said, "Let's go and watch Nakano Ichika's stage play. Brother, I don't have the ability to get all five sisters into your bed. But if it's Ichika and Nino, it's no problem."

Hachiman couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw Haruno return to her original appearance, but soon became embarrassed again.