"Heh, heh heh..."
Tsunade doesn't think Boss Makoto is bragging at all.
Afterwards, Boss Makoto asked Tsunade, "Do you need to take the evidence, such as weapons, back with you?"
"arms?"
Tsunade glanced at the ugly "gay" and then at Boss Cheng. But Boss Cheng immediately interrupted her from thinking further.
"Don't even think about it! What you have in your hand is my trophy. The evidence I'm talking about is the two broken knives!" Boss Cheng muttered with disgust, "Why do you have to play with thunder magic when you can't do anything else with just two knives? I hate thunder magic the most in my life! And the thunder magic of the broken knife is so weak, you are really a novice and you love to play."
Tsunade had heard that Boss Cheng particularly hated anything related to lightning. Judging from the extent of the shattering of this lightning sword, its owner must have been given special care by Boss Cheng.
But why does the boss hate Lightning Escape so much?
It was as if he had a grudge against Lei Dun!
(A certain world top 3 mage, Raizo, immediately threw out three denials: It’s not me, don’t blame me, it has nothing to do with me.)
Tsunade carefully picked up all the fragments of the Thunder Sword from the pile of dead bodies, and together with other Konoha ninjas, she escorted more than 10 Kirigakure ninjas away.
On the other hand, except for a pair of broken lightning swords that he gave to Tsunade, the other six "Seven Ninja Swords" were all collected by Boss Cheng. However, Boss Cheng actually disliked these six broken things, after all, none of these six swords met Boss Cheng's aesthetic taste.
Even though there is a ninja sword with an axe and a hammer combined, the design is really too stupid. Even though its blade is said to be able to break through all defenses...
"It's just a pile of junk. It's just a blunt weapon that can break armor. Is there any need to make such a big fuss about it?"
Hanzo squinted his eyes at the still unsatisfied Boss Cheng and said slowly: "If you don't want it, then give it to me. I want it!"
"Okay!" After saying that, Boss Cheng stuffed the six "Seven Ninja Swords" into Hanzo's arms, "We agreed to take them, so don't go back on your word!"
0157 The Chaos of the Flying Swordsman
You can never guess how divided the lives of Boss Cheng and Denise are.
Two hours ago, they had just experienced a surprise attack, and Boss Cheng had killed more than a hundred people outside the town. He also brought the trapped Hanzo and Yu Ninja back to the hotel for treatment.
But two hours later, Boss Cheng had to change his clothes again, ride his small electric tricycle that did not require a driver's license and rush straight to the nearest farmers' market!
There was no other way, because they had prepared a few more dishes for the injured Rain Ninja at noon, such as twice-cooked pork, boiled pork and stir-fried pork, which meant that there might not be enough pork for dinner. Boss Cheng had to ride his electric bike to the market to buy 10 kilograms of pork.
then……
Still at that location and on that street...
When Boss Cheng just turned right, a familiar figure waved at him again. After Boss Cheng pulled over, he was stunned, and the traffic police who asked him to stop was also stunned. That's right, these two are not only acquaintances, but also lifesavers!
Boss Cheng pointed at the gadget under his seat and asked the traffic police: "I don't need a driver's license for this little car I'm riding, right?"
"Yes, no need." The traffic police nodded.
"That idiot who was clamoring for electric bicycles to be banned from driving, getting licenses, and buying insurance, can't affect us, right?"
The traffic police nodded again and replied, "Yes, that belongs to the rich Guangdong Province, and they have no influence over our poor Northeast."
"I've already got my helmet on, so why are you stopping me?"
The traffic policeman couldn't help laughing when he heard this. He pointed at Boss Cheng's small bike, then at Boss Cheng's big body, and said with a face that was trying not to laugh: "You are such a big man, riding such a small bike, and wearing a red helmet. When you turned the corner just now, I thought you were squatting on a skateboard and flying close to the ground!"
"Eh?"
Boss Cheng looked at himself, then at the electric tricycle. To be honest, it was not until this moment that he realized how incompatible the size of the tricycle was with him. After all, this tricycle had always been ridden by Fuso, Yuri and the others. If the seat of the human-powered tricycle had not been broken, Boss Cheng would not have ridden this little thing out.
Then, Mr. Cheng was asked to get off the car, because the duty of the traffic police is to ensure road traffic safety. The traffic police were also worried that Mr. Cheng's physique might crush the car, that is, the kind of car that would stay in the same place while riding, and the person would be thrown far away.
However, the traffic police didn't know that Boss Cheng's car was made of the first batch of experimental mass-produced hard titanium alloy. Although the tires and lithium batteries were ordinary goods, the car was handed over to Boss Cheng in order to let him compare the two hard titanium alloys to see if there was any difference in daily use.
So when the traffic police inspected the car, they discovered that not only was the entire car incredibly light, but even the frame was forged in one piece.
The level of craftsmanship is a bit unacceptable, but the structural safety of the car is undoubtedly high.
"Okay, no problem." Then the traffic police saluted, "Thank you for your cooperation, and..."
"Fuck!"
Boss Cheng leaped to the sidewalk with the traffic police as usual. In the next moment, a silver-white online car-hailing vehicle flashed past where the two had just stood. The wheel of the online car-hailing vehicle also had a flat tire after scraping against the curb (roadside stone).
The online ride-hailing car flipped over and rolled two or three times on the main road before finally coming to a stop with its four legs up in the air. Fortunately, this time both Mr. Cheng's car and the traffic police's motorcycle were fine and both were parked on the side of the road in good condition.
"You...you saved me again!"
"It's better to say that every time you try to stop me, you might get hit by a car."
"You're poisonous, aren't you?"
"Can you solve it?"
The traffic policeman laughed awkwardly a few times, then he and Boss Cheng stood up and prepared to help the car that was still overturned in the middle of the road.
However, before Boss Cheng and the traffic police could move, a male driver wearing a white T-shirt and covered in blood came out of the car. The two saw the driver running towards them while yelling for help.
A few seconds later, a long-haired "man" about 150cm tall and weighing about 150kg squeezed out of the passenger seat of the online car-hailing vehicle. The long-haired "man" did not check his injuries the moment he squeezed out of the car, but rushed towards the three people with a utility knife.
Through his ferocious face, he fully demonstrated the rage that was about to burst out from his heart. And this long-haired "man" was running and shouting: "All men are bad, go to hell!"
At the moment when the long-haired "man" used the "Chaotic Cloak Sword Technique" to slash at the three people, he was knocked unconscious by a big blow from Boss Cheng.
That’s why people say that being young is great. You can just find a place to lie down and fall asleep.
Boss Cheng also took the opportunity to see the righteousness, and after a brave act, he rode his electric bike to the farmers' market. As for what would happen next, Boss Cheng naturally didn't need to worry about it.
Because not long after Boss Cheng disappeared, a dozen strong young men wearing headsets, black T-shirts and black combat pants jumped out of four SUVs. The long-haired "man" who was swinging the knife randomly but now asleep was also taken to one of the SUVs.
The leader, a man in sunglasses, came to the traffic police and told the online taxi driver who was stabbed more than 10 times: "Call the police first, then go to the hospital, and explain everything truthfully."
After saying that, the man in sunglasses jumped into the SUV, and the convoy drove away.
In fact, after Boss Cheng came out of the store, he knew that there was a convoy following him. However, these convoys were not used to protect Boss Cheng, but Zhou Zhezhi's accompanying convoy. The people in the car knew that Zhou Zhezhi was injured, and they also knew that Zhou's injury had been cured.
The reason why they chose to follow Boss Cheng was to prepare for an emergency. It was because the current international situation was a little...
Some are too complicated.
To sum it up in one sentence, the authors dare not write about these things, and the news dare not broadcast them. Under the seemingly calm sea surface, there have been turbulent waves, but no one is willing to take the lead in breaking the calm sea surface.
It was not until after 11pm that two or three large trucks slowly drove into the school playground and, under the supervision of the black-clad guys in the SUVs during the day, they loaded all kinds of strange alien aircraft and weapons onto the trucks. After the loading was completed, Zhou Zhezhi also left with the convoy.
Zhou Zhe walked away, but Hanzo did not leave. As the military leader of the Rain Country, he had to find out the real purpose of Kirigakure's involvement in this Ninja World War.
However, after the dozens of Kirigakure ninjas were thrown out of the Infinite Corridor No. 970 by the system, less than 40 of them were still alive, and about 10 of them were tortured to the point of insanity. Even Hanzo was puzzled, wondering what kind of horrible means Boss Cheng had to torture Kirigakure's jonin and chunin indiscriminately.
Later, Hanzo learned part of Kirigakure's plan from the half-crazy captive. These lunatics who were isolated overseas knew that the national strength of the Water Country was at the bottom among the big countries. But the Water Country was unwilling to be lonely and had been planning to join the war. But they also knew that joining the war at this time was basically equivalent to committing suicide.
Unfortunately, the war between the Rain Country, the Fire Country, and the Wind Country has been going on for a year, but the total duration of the three-way conflict is less than two months. The rest of the time, the fighting is either stopped during the rainy season, during the autumn harvest, or during the cold winter.
The Land of Earth, which supported the Hidden Rain in the war, has not made any moves. If this trend continues, before the Land of Rain is dragged down, the Land of Water will suffer from a serious shortage of supplies due to the wars in other countries. Even the entire Land of Water will be dragged down by this shortage of supplies.
This is a common situation in other parts of the world, where two companies with absolute market dominance fight a business war, but before the two companies can decide the winner, the third and fourth companies die first. Didn’t you see that when Wanglaoji fought against Jiaduobao, it was Heqizheng that died in the end?
So in order to prevent the collapse of the country, the Kirigakure of the Land of Water came up with this almost stupid sneak attack plan. But then again, the current Mizukage of Kirigakure is indeed a mentally retarded person. He has only been in office for a few years and has made the people in the village miserable. There is a small rebellion every three months and a major riot every nine months.
Then he dared to send the elite troops in the village out to die.
The problem is that the leaders of the Hidden Mist Village Ninja are really stubborn, and they dare to come out to take on obviously unreliable tasks. What is the result? All six of the Seven Ninja Swords of the Hidden Mist Village fell into Hanzo's hands!
However, what Hanzo didn't know was that another Kirigakure team had already sneaked into the Kingdom of Wind in disguise. However, the target of this team's disguise was not the Hidden Rain, but the ninjas of Konoha.
This infiltration team was not like the predecessors of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, who ran headfirst into two iron walls, Hanzo and Makoto. Not only did they complete the sneak attack mission, they even "inadvertently" left evidence that "Oh, we are Konoha ninjas, and you have discovered us."
During a war like this, the truth or falsity of evidence is not important at all. Even if the Kazekage knew that someone had framed Konoha, for the sake of the overall situation and the stability of the military, Konoha had to bear the blame even if it didn't want to!
As a result, while Boss Cheng and Hanzo were discussing the outcome of the captives' treatment, the Wind Country had already secretly assembled its army. They crossed the border of the River Country and were about to enter the heart of the Fire Country from the south.
Now it can be said that although the Mizukage's plan was stupid enough, it successfully provoked a war between the Fire Kingdom and the Wind Kingdom. But if the Mizukage had given up the plan to attack Hanzo and force Hanzo to break up with Boss Makoto, what would the future of the Water Kingdom be like?
Putting aside other things for now, at least the Seven Ninja Swordsmen will not become "Seven Ninja Swordsmen scum" or "Seven Ninja Swordsmen nitrogen fertilizer" on the land of the Rain Country.
0158 Shadow Soldiers vs. Mandalorians
"You are kidding me at this price!"
Boss Makoto shrugged and asked Hanzo, "Why would I joke about something like this?"
"But..." Hanzo pointed at the ransom price listed by Boss Makoto, "Jounin 10 ryo, Chunin 100 ryo, Genin 300 ryo! Are you kidding me?"
At this time, Denise, who heard the two discussing the ransom, also rushed over and put her hand on Boss Cheng's forehead. Boss Cheng quickly pulled Denise's hand away and asked Denise with a frown: "What are you touching? My sister has a fever."
"Yes, since you don't have a fever, you must have been downgraded again. Otherwise, how could the ransom for a jonin be the lowest, and the ransom for a genin be more expensive than that for a chunin?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? My IQ is normal!" Boss Cheng asked Denise: "Do you think our family is short of money?"
"Our family?" Denise shook her head happily. Even if she was really short of money, she had to pretend that she was not short of money.
"What difference does it make whether we give them the ransom or not? So!" Boss Cheng tapped the paper recording the ransom price, "Since we don't want to make money, why don't we take this opportunity to disgust the Water Kingdom?"
But Hanzo roared in his heart: "You are not bad, but I am bad!"
Boss Cheng asked Hanzo, "There are only four jonin left outside. How much can we get for the ransom based on the market price?"
"For unknown jonin, each one gets about 800 million. For famous ones..."
"Did we catch the famous one?"
"The famous ones are all dead." Hanzo pointed at Boss Cheng and said, "The ones you dislike, but I plan to take their heads to the black market to collect the reward."
"It's all broken. Can I still claim it?" asked Boss Cheng.
"Put it all together and make do with it."
Boss Cheng turned around and shrugged at Denise.
"You see, it's not a loss after all."
"The ransom you set..."
"Why are Genin the most expensive?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Denise nodded.
"To force the Hidden Mist Village not to redeem their Genin! Of course, if they are willing to spend 5700 million ryo to redeem all 19 Genin, it doesn't matter if my disgusting plan fails."
Denise's eyes turned, and she roughly guessed what Boss Cheng was planning, so she asked him, "If Kirigakure refuses to pay to redeem their Genin, are you going to sell them as slaves, or force them to work to pay off the debt?"
Boss Cheng shook his head and replied, "Neither. I plan to feed them well for a month or two, then give them some money for the journey and let them go back to Kirigakure."
"But why do you do this?"
Boss Cheng also shook his head and replied to Denise: "Actually, I don't quite understand it either, but this trick was taught to me by Zhou Zhezhi. He didn't tell me the details, but he guaranteed that this trick is special, absolutely, super disgusting. Anyway, as long as they can get home safely, it will definitely disgust the people in power in Kirigakure to death."
Hanzo realized something, but he didn't tell Boss Cheng in detail. However, he silently said in his heart...
“I really learned something this time!”
After studying the treatment of prisoners, Boss Cheng asked Hanzo a very heart-wrenching question. He asked how Hanzo had thought of sewing the poison glands of amphibians (referring to the Japanese salamander, but this thing is not poisonous) into his body.
"What do you think I want? If I don't sew it in, I'll be killed by others!"
"And using your body to poison people has become your signature feature?"
"Yes, after I became famous in the ninja world, poisoning became my specialty."
Boss Cheng asked again: "Have you ever thought about removing the venom gland from your body?"
Hanzo was not stupid, of course he knew what Boss Cheng meant. After all, if Boss Cheng had not arrived in time in such an extreme situation as today, would Hanzo really be able to insist on not using poison even if he died in battle?
The poison gland is Hanzo's signature, but it is also a problem that drags him down. After all, in order to ensure that he is not poisoned to death by his own poison gland, Hanzo needs to use his own chakra to suppress the poison gland at all times.
Just like a certain silver broom head in the future, more than 70% of the chakra in his body was drained. The young man looked vigorous, but after a while he was too tired to stand up. The young man didn't even have a little endurance.
After hearing Boss Cheng's question, Hanzo realized that he had the ability to help him solve the hidden dangers in his body. Boss Cheng also said: "If you really like to poison, I can give you some poison gas grenades. For example, Viex, Sarin, Ricin, Acacia... Woohoo!"
Boss Cheng's mouth was covered by Denise again. Because the studious Denise had already learned through the Internet how dangerous the boss's gas grenades were. It was no exaggeration to say that just one of Boss Cheng's "collections" of grenades could kill a large number of people.
Denise also advised Hanzo that since the poison attack was gone, he could use physical skills and ninjutsu to make up for the lack of combat power in this area. Moreover, without the poison, Hanzo could also perform more precise and complex operations on the battlefield. He no longer had to worry about the sudden change of wind direction when releasing the poison, causing his own people to be poisoned.
"Besides, can't you get some powerful equipment from the boss that no one else can get? Any insignificant things that come out of the boss's place are enough to scare the hell out of other country bumpkins who have never seen the world."
As she spoke, Denise took out a well-made kunai from Hanzo's waist, then pulled out her ODST-specific combat dagger, and cut the kunai into two pieces with the dagger in front of Hanzo.
As smooth as slicing a branch with a kunai.
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