Hanzo also remembered the saw that Makoto had used to chop off limbs and arms in the chaos, but when Hanzo picked up the full-length chainsaw sword, he was surprised at how heavy it was!
Indeed, Hanzo was not a ninja known for his strength. A 10-pound chainsaw sword might be as light as a feather to Makoto, but for Hanzo, such a heavy one-handed weapon was simply not something an ordinary person could handle. As for weapons like the Man-Splitting Saw and the Frost Fang that weighed over 30 pounds, perhaps only a strong lunatic would bring them to the battlefield.
Finally, Hanzo saw the Dragon Slaying Sword that Guts had given to Boss Makoto.
"you this……"
"Someone gave it to me." After saying that, Boss Cheng emphasized, "It's a sword, not a piece of iron, nor a tabletop, nor a door panel..."
"Haha, this piece, sword? Haha..."
Hanzo went forward and tried to lift it, but found that he couldn't lift it at all. He tried again, but still couldn't lift it. He tried again...
Hanzo didn't dare to lift it, for fear of hurting his waist. After all, even Boss Cheng said that he couldn't swing the sword at all with his current ability. So with his weak arms and legs, he didn't try it.
But what is meant by “current ability status”?
Finally, Hanzo also chose a reinforced Ganzt tights for himself, just like Hawkeye and Black Widow. But in terms of weapons, Hanzo did not choose "A gay unzipped my pants" like Hawkeye did, nor did he choose a sickle. Instead, he chose a samurai sword called "Autumn Water".
Boss Cheng doesn't know much about samurai swords. After all, in his opinion, samurai swords are fragile and easy to break. So usually other contestants will praise which samurai swords Boss Cheng thinks are the best, without adding his own thoughts.
As for the origin of Qiu Shui, he didn't remember it, probably he got it from a treasure chest.
After getting powerful equipment to make up for the loss of combat power due to the removal of the venom gland, Hanzo finally made up his mind to lie on the operating table. But before he could lie down steadily, he was taken to the newly repaired X-ray room by Boss Cheng.
"Nonsense, we don't even know where your venom gland is, how dare we perform surgery on you?"
A few minutes later, Hanzo also said that he really used the impact drill to poke his butt - it opened his eyes!
"This is the first time in my life that I have seen what my bones and internal organs look like."
Boss Makoto, who was familiar with human anatomy, and Ise, who understood medicine, pointed and drew on the X-ray film and finally determined the location of the poison gland in Hanzo's abdominal cavity.
The next day, when the ninjas of Rain Village saw their leader again, they all seemed to not recognize Hanzo. But it was normal for them not to recognize Hanzo now. After all, Hanzo, whose poison glands had been removed, not only did not need to wear a mask anymore, but also because his body was no longer eroded by toxins, his complexion was much rosier and more healthy than before.
Hanzo's guards were very excited, but the source of this excitement was not that they no longer had to worry about being poisoned. Instead, they believed that Hanzo's voluntary removal of his poison glands meant that he no longer needed the help of toxins, which meant that the military leader of the Rain Country had become stronger again!
However, given that the poison mask has become the symbol of the Rain Ninjas, and wearing it on the battlefield can indeed help block harmful gases.
So Hanzo squeezed out a lot of gold from the military funds and bought more than 6 sets of werewolf armor from Boss Cheng. After all, the price of this kind of armor in the mall is only 30 points per set, which is affordable for Hanzo and Boss Cheng. The armor is light and does not make any noise when moving.
The most important thing is that this thing is fireproof and stabproof, and ordinary Chunin or Genin are not afraid of it. And there is no need to identify personal body shape, just buy it according to the size, which is very suitable for distributing to the ninjas in the village.
However, the first batch of Hanzo's guards who put on the werewolf armor didn't look like ninjas at all. Instead, they looked more like soldiers fighting head-on on the front battlefield!
Note, it's a soldier, not a samurai.
But the Rain Ninjas don't know yet that when they encounter the Iron Country samurai wearing this outfit, their looks will be copied by the Iron Country samurai group. Then every time the two sides fight, it will be like the filming scene of Star Wars.
It's like Shadow Stormtroopers vs. Mandalorians.
0159 Who gave them the courage
It is said that something can happen once or twice, but it cannot happen three or four times.
But maybe it’s really fate!
What’s more, it’s at that location and on that street!
The story begins on an afternoon one week after a war broke out between the Fire Kingdom and the Wind Kingdom, but no one dared to mess with the Rain Kingdom because of the notoriety of Hanzo and Boss Makoto.
On that day, Mr. Cheng suddenly received a call from Zhou Zhezhi, who asked him to be ready to receive the big toy. At first, Mr. Cheng was shocked, thinking that they had made the Pelican he had "drawn" in less than two weeks. But when Zhou Zhezhi delivered the big baby...
"Why is it still a Mengshi off-road vehicle? Didn't you change it for me?"
"No, no, no! This one is different!" Zhou pointed at the front of the car, "If you don't believe me, open the hood and try it."
Boss Cheng did as he was told and walked to the front of the car to open the front hood. However, unlike the previous hoods that were so heavy that ordinary girls (referring to Qianhu and Fuso) had difficulty opening them, this time Boss Cheng only needed to lift the hood with one hand to open it.
"Is this... made of hard titanium?" asked Boss Cheng.
"That's right. Thanks to the technology you provided, we have perfectly mastered the welding method of hard titanium alloy. Now, we have mastered the welding technology of 1500 mm thick complex-shaped armor. And this car..." Zhou patted the body of the car proudly, "It is the first armored off-road vehicle made of all-hard titanium alloy welded by the factory using manual + robotic arms!"
"And then you brought it to me?" asked Boss Cheng.
"Ah! Then I pulled it here for you."
"In other words, it is the first machine made of all-hard titanium alloy?"
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
"Then the craftsmanship of the second one must have surpassed the one you gave me, right?"
"Hmm! Hmm? No, no!" Zhou explained immediately: "Two engineering prototypes were manufactured at the same time, one of which is equipped with diesel power, and the other is used to test the working stability of the hydrogen-oxygen fuel engine. The one with the hydrogen-oxygen engine was left in the factory for stability testing, and the one that burns diesel was sent to you."
Then, Zhou told Boss Cheng that the weight of the 6*6 Warrior made of titanium alloy has been reduced from nearly 5 tons to the current 3.2 tons. And because of the reduction in weight, the power that was originally sufficient has completely turned into a mad dog's rush and collision.
However, when Mr. Cheng asked Zhou, "Why don't you build a 4x4 car first like the one you gave me?" Zhou Zhezhi said bluntly, "It's hard to use a 4x4 car in the future."
"Ugh?"
"Don't be so lamenting. Do you want to go for a spin now? Before sending it to you, the factory specially gave you a break-in period!"
"Then let's go, but I don't have a driver's license!"
"Haha, it's okay, you take the car today and I'll be your driver!"
"I don't have a driver's license. I usually take the car."
When the 6*6 Warrior was about to drive to the familiar intersection, Boss Cheng quickly pointed straight ahead and said, "Don't turn right. I have a bad relationship with that right turn intersection."
Zhou Zhezhi emphasized: "But the only way to get to the vehicle management office to apply for a license plate is to turn right!"
"Then let's just take a longer route. The gas doesn't cost us any money anyway."
Unfortunately, Zhou Zhe refused to believe it. After all, if he took a longer route to the vehicle management office, he would have to go nearly 7 kilometers. So Zhou Zhe turned right and turned to the right intersection.
But as luck would have it, the traffic policeman who had a special affinity with Boss Cheng was on duty here. When he stopped Zhou's "unlicensed SUV" and saw that it was Boss Cheng sitting in the passenger seat, the experienced traffic policeman immediately instructed Zhou Zhezhi to drive the SUV onto the curb.
"Now your car is on the sidewalk. I wonder how other cars can hit us... Damn it!"
Suddenly, a dump truck loaded with sand and gravel ran through the red light and headed straight for the SUV on the sidewalk.
Without bothering to explain, Boss Cheng pushed the traffic policeman hard in the chest. The traffic policeman felt that he was "swiped" and flew up, and "flew" 15 meters in the air before landing in the green belt outside the old factory wall.
However, Boss Cheng had unfastened his seat belt just as he was about to get out of the car, so when the dump truck suddenly hit the 6*6 off-road vehicle, the 240-pound man was immediately thrown high into the air by the rolling car. He completed a 3600-degree straight backflip in the air and landed smoothly.
But don’t think that this “traffic accident” is over.
And at the moment when Boss Cheng just landed steadily, another empty dump truck crossed the double solid line and hit Boss Cheng directly.
Boss Cheng, who had already guessed that this could not be a traffic accident, made up his mind and gave a powerful side kick to the truck that was hitting him head-on. The front and frame of the dump truck were kicked by Boss Cheng and shrank into the back bucket.
Even though the driver in the cab was wearing a seat belt, the force of Boss Cheng's kick was so terrifying that the seat belt broke, causing the driver to fly out of the cab with a "puff". After landing, he rolled into a big meat ball.
The driver of the dump truck that had hit the 6*6 armored vehicle jumped off the truck and fled after seeing that the assassination plan had failed.
but……
"System! Unlock the limiter!"
【Are you crazy? 】
"Unlock!"
【Boom! 】
【Your limiter has been unlocked. 】
The next moment, Boss Cheng stretched out his big hand and grabbed the driver's back, and the space at the assassin's left leg suddenly vibrated. By the time the driver realized what was going on, his entire left leg had been cut off by Boss Cheng's space tearing.
The driver who was lying on the ground was wailing, but Boss Cheng ignored him and ran directly to the overturned SUV. Fortunately, the sound intensity of the car welded with hard titanium alloy was so high that even though it was overloaded with a total weight of more than 70 tons and overturned more than 20 meters away, the body of the car still did not fall apart.
Only a few load-bearing structures of the entire vehicle were deformed by the collision.
As for Zhou Zhezhi...
After a brief coma, he slowly opened his eyes. When he saw Boss Cheng, he immediately told him in a daze: "The anti-collision and anti-roll system on the Warthog is really useful."
Zhou Zhezhi suffered no serious injuries except that his brain was almost shaken to pieces.
But not being injured doesn’t mean that everything is fine. To be more precise, just because Zhou Zhezhi and Boss Cheng were not injured doesn’t mean that everyone else is fine.
For example, the one whose leg was broken by Boss Cheng.
Don’t ever think that “leniency to those who confess” applies under any circumstances. When it comes to “espionage” and “treason”, there has never been any humanitarianism!
When the mastermind behind the driver had his skin cut off centimeter by centimeter all over his body with No. 12's medical "sickle", the UNSC's counterintelligence department finally figured out the assassination attempt against Zhou Zhezhi.
That's right, this assassination was not aimed at Boss Cheng, but at Zhou himself. This was because some traitors who could not see the full picture of the Yishan Plan and the Taoyuan Plan mistakenly believed that Zhou Zhezhi was the core figure in the two plans.
The assassination was planned by a licker who believed in the "Spaceship Faction". When the licker's big swollen drink and the intelligence department he led learned from his father that the core figures of the Yishan Faction often appeared in the border towns in the northeast, they almost laughed so hard that they peed in their pants, and it was a kind of unrestrained incontinence.
"In other words... this assassination is not the same type of case as the one that happened between Christmas and New Year's Day last year?"
The minister in charge of investigating the case nodded.
"That's good!" The UNSC commander-in-chief sighed, "If this case is as inconclusive as last time, with no clues to find, it will be really difficult to handle."
"But..." The minister in charge of the investigation hesitated to speak.
"Just say it, don't worry."
"Another unloaded dump truck involved in the assassination was waiting for a red light at an intersection with a traffic police officer on duty. The red light stayed red for three seconds longer due to a brief malfunction."
"what do you mean……"
"If it weren't for the extra three seconds, the two dump trucks would have hit Xiao Zhou's SUV at the same time. Even if his car was more advanced and safer, Xiao Zhou would not have escaped this disaster."
"You mean, if those extra 3 seconds weren't an accident... then who is this mysterious person who helped us?"
Turn your attention back to Boss Cheng’s restaurant.
"Malego, you're a stick-licking dog, right? You're a black-tipped bastard, right? You're bumping into my friend, right? If I don't scatter Yinxiye's ashes in an hour, I'll take its last name tomorrow! You guys, let go now!"
But Zhou Zhezhi, with his head wrapped in bandages and a collar on his neck, immediately ordered the strong guys accompanying him to hold on to Boss Cheng.
But when they got close to Boss Cheng, they found that this extremely strong man could drag more than 10 people on his body and around him and walk briskly. The soles of one of the young men's shoes were worn out, but he still couldn't stop Boss Cheng's pace.
"Comrade Cheng! You have to consider how much of a stir this will cause by exposing the painful office location of a country!"
"It's just a small, broken black-tile house. How big can it be?"
"Nuclear war!" Zhou Zhe walked straight up to Boss Cheng and shouted forehead to forehead: "It's a nuclear war! Once you go, a global nuclear war is the only result!"
Boss Cheng suddenly calmed down and asked, "Are you kidding me?"
Zhou took out his cell phone and played a video clip rated "top secret" to Boss Cheng.
In the video, a joint fleet consisting of warships flying the Rising Sun Flag and the Taegeuk Anchor Flag was suddenly hit by multiple anti-ship missiles. The video was shot from a perspective similar to that of a sea buoy or a submarine periscope.
The content of the video is simple, but it contains a lot of information.
Boss Cheng put down his phone and asked Zhou Zhezhi: "Who did it?"
"Red stick core."
"Who gave them the courage?" asked Boss Cheng.
Zhou Zhezhi smiled slightly, and asked with a mysterious and intriguing expression: "What do you think?"
0160 I was sick but I am fine now
No new war has broken out in the world, let alone a nuclear war.
Northeast Asia is peaceful and harmonious, and countries are united and friendly. How could a warship be sunk in the northwest Pacific Ocean, and how could a mysterious submarine surface and record all of this?
Rumors! They are all rumors!
Ah, there are not even any rumors...
It was the lickspittle that withdrew their troops from the UNSC, and the reason they gave for the withdrawal was also ridiculous - to resist the UNSC's slander of other countries' ancient cultures and to fight against the UNSC's cultural hegemony.
As for how UNSC has cultural hegemony...
Probably because the official media of Food News released a sampling test report on imported food the day before yesterday. The report stated that kimchi imported from Licking Stick Dog had excessive nitrite content in multiple brands and batches.
But, no matter how you look at it, this matter has nothing to do with cultural hegemony. What's more, this batch of kimchi was exported to Licking Dog Bang and then imported back by the brainless Licking Dogs in China.
Why don't these idiots go directly to Dalu Province or Yanji to buy goods? At the very least, you can buy very good Korean pickles in Dandong!
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