It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

But the reason given by the dog licker to withdraw the big shit is really far-fetched. They might as well spend money to hire a few social youths to ambush the big shit on the road he must pass every day, and rush up to slap him when he passes by, so as to cause some international incident.

This is a legitimate withdrawal, isn't it?

Eh?

Did they actually do that?

But the hired young man called the police?

And it almost became an international joke because of this?

Well, it seems their claim of UNSC cultural hegemony is quite reasonable.

At least it can't be more embarrassing than hiring someone to beat up your own shit.

Five days after the "major traffic accident" in Hualin City was settled, Boss Cheng brought a fruit basket to visit the traffic policeman who was "injured on duty". Although Boss Cheng saved him again, he pushed the traffic policeman with the stick in a hurry and almost broke his ribs.

Fortunately, Mr. Cheng had not yet unlocked his ability, so the traffic policeman "only" broke 9 ribs and fractured his coccyx. But his life was saved, which was a blessing in disguise.

Just when Boss Cheng and Denise walked into the ward carrying a fruit basket and the traffic policeman and Boss Cheng's eyes met, a banana that had just been peeled quietly slipped from the traffic policeman's hands.

Afterwards, the traffic policeman took three steps back and yelled at Mr. Cheng at the door: "Don't come over here!"

"that……"

"Don't come near me! Why is it always me? I'm not even 40! I'm just working! What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong!"

But at this moment, there was a sudden "crackling" sound outside the ward window, and the sound soon turned into "dingling bang". When the traffic police turned around to check the window, a hailstone as big as Cheng's fist suddenly broke through the ward window and hit the traffic police's foot, who was only wearing slippers.

This time, the traffic policeman didn't shout, because he had already cried out in despair. He endured the severe pain in his foot and said to Boss Cheng in an unusually calm manner: "Go away, please don't show up in front of me again. Also, when you pass by the nurses' station, tell them that my foot may be broken..."

The psychological shadow of the traffic police comrade finally took root.

Everyone knows that once a psychological shadow is left, it is difficult to get rid of it.

Although Mr. Cheng thought that the hailstorm was just a coincidence, because the windows of many wards in the hospital were broken by hailstorms, the traffic police believed that this was the bad luck brought by Mr. Cheng. Even though 60% of the windows in the inpatient department were broken, he was the only one injured by the hailstorm!

Boss Cheng left, but before he left, the black-clad guy who was in charge of watching over the traffic police told Boss Cheng not to worry. Because the traffic police's job transfer had been approved, but the extent of the transfer was larger than the traffic police expected. After all, he was also an eyewitness to the shady assassination case, not to mention that he probably witnessed Boss Cheng kicking a 20-ton "rear eight-wheel" mud truck to pieces.

"Hey! You're not planning on silencing them, are you?"

The young man looked at Boss Cheng as if he were an alien and replied, "Don't think too much. He was transferred to the security department."

Boss Cheng went back to the restaurant and went back to quietly cook his meal.

The El Nino in 2024 is strong enough. It's not even June yet, but the Northeast is already so hot that it's killing people. As the weather gets hotter, the restaurant naturally launched the "extremely unscrupulous" self-service iced cold noodles. The same price, the same unlimited supply, it was well received for a while.

Coincidentally, the year 2004 also coincided with a large-scale abnormal climate event. In late May, the entire Kanto Plain entered a "steaming and baking mode" with steaming above and baking below. The high temperature of 5 degrees almost suffocated the office workers in Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture.

But when these office workers walked into Boss Cheng's shop and found bowls of cold noodles with ice chips floating on them, their already dried-up souls were instantly warmed with a feeling called "It's so cool"!

A bowl of cold noodles eaten by these office workers, the first bite is really refreshing, the second bite is refreshing, the third and fifth bites are enough to make your face look so red~

The iced noodle soup is so cold that it turns white! It's even so cold that your head hurts!

But in this kind of awful weather, cool is equal to refreshing. Extremely cool is equal to damn refreshing!

That’s right, it’s so cool!

but!

No matter how cool it is, it's still cold!

A bowl of soup, half a bowl of ice, half an egg, two slices of tomato, a handful of cucumber shreds and spicy cabbage, a handful of dry cold noodles bought from the market, and at most two slices of salted ham from an unknown brand! The cost of the whole bowl of cold noodles was less than 5 RMB! Even so, he sold it to the office workers in Kasugabe at the same price as the lunch box.

Besides, cold noodles have both soup and noodles, and taste sweet and sour. Although this thing is not good for hunger, it has a strong sense of fullness. Even the most hungry person can only eat two large bowls at most.

As a result, Boss Cheng even saved a lot of soda that was about to expire.

In addition, the workers who were demolishing and building houses on the land of the former Mining Bureau accidentally discovered Boss Cheng’s “treasure shop”. For a while, the 200-square-meter box restaurant was crowded with people.

To this end, Boss Cheng had to set up two additional 100-square-meter prefabricated houses on the main road outside the box-shaped restaurant, and installed air conditioners and electric fans inside the houses. But even so, the box-shaped restaurant was still hard to get a seat. But thanks to the booming business, in just a few days, Boss Cheng's daily debt repayment amount was twice as high as before!

It's just too tiring. Even Boss Cheng has a sore left arm from frequently shaking the wok.

"If business continues to be this good, we will have to hire at least one more chef and two knife cutters."

Denisa said, "You can find a good knife sharpener in town. The biggest problem is where to find a chef. The mining school is too remote, and locals don't want to come here. Unless there are chefs from other places willing to come, but considering the economic situation in Hualin, the people who come here to be chefs are probably either on the run after committing crimes or have gone insane."

Denisa was not exaggerating. Although the stalls outside Boss Cheng's shop were bustling with activity, it would take at least two to three years for these institutions to bring economic momentum to Hualin City. Before that, Hualin City was still a small northeastern border town with a collapsed pillar industry, lack of economic vitality, and serious population loss.

Besides, even the catering industry in the city center of Hualin has begun to decline. Many local chefs have fled. How could there be chefs from other places coming here to die?

If someone really comes, Boss Cheng must call the police first and let the police investigate him thoroughly.

but……

What if?

Perhaps Boss Cheng never noticed the people gathered around him...

There are those who have lost their country and family, and dare not show their true face to others;

There are those who are sandwiched between the big countries, leading their tiny country to survive with difficulty;

Some have been left behind by the times, and have not been able to adapt until now, and are at a loss;

Some have had their friends and loved ones sacrificed, and live in pain and hatred all day long, unable to extricate themselves;

There are also those who, due to going astray, nearly destroyed the world and finally had to die to pay for their sins;

There was only one old man, Louisoix, who voluntarily sacrificed his life in the fight against the evil barbarian god. However, because of his own barbarian deification, he had to exile himself to another world.

So, what if?

In another world, it is 2006.

A man about 40 years old, with a slightly big head and wearing a dark windbreaker, stood alone in a small rental house without a kang.

"Brother-in-law, I spent one night thinking about everything in my life. You were right last night. I have lived for 40 years and sleepwalked for half of my life. My family, career, family ties, and love were all ruined by my sleepwalking.

The best way to end sleepwalking is to lie down and sleep. Now, I will take a bottle of sleeping pills and sleep for 500 years. After waking up, a brand new German flag will stand tall again in the land of Liaobei. Now, although I have nothing. But the parts of my body are still OK, I am willing to donate my organs as follows:

Heart, donate to...Liu Peiyun. Let my warm heart enter her heart.

Eyes, donate to you, brother-in-law. Lend you a pair of wise eyes, take a good look, Yufener is a good daughter-in-law.

Tongue... Never mind, it's so stammering, I'll just keep it to myself.

The above is my closing remarks in life, Fan Debiao, 2006, Spring Festival.

After saying that, the man named Fan Debiao took out a whole bottle of diazepam from his pocket, poured all the small tablets into the palm of his hand, then put them all into his mouth and sent them into his stomach with a small bowl of warm water.

Fan Debiao, lying on the cool kang, was half asleep and half awake under the effect of diazepam. In a trance, he felt himself floating up to the sky, into the universe, and among the vast sea of ​​stars.

But not long after he dispersed, he gathered back into human form, and heard a man's voice echoing in his ears.

Want to start over?

It’s not a dream of five hundred years.

But change place.

A down-to-earth life.

It is also possible to step on the deck.

"Really... Is there still a chance?"

next second!

“Dudu~Squeak~Squeak!”

After a burst of unique truck braking sounds, a loud whistle sounded, which made Fan Debiao jump up from the mattress.

"You are lying on the street in such hot weather wearing old clothes. Can you please die farther away if you want to commit suicide?"

Fan DeBiao was looking at the dump truck parked less than 1 meter in front of him. A driver in short-sleeved clothes had half of his body leaned out of the window, pointing at Fan DeBiao and cursing at him.

But Fan Debiao could no longer hear any sound at this time. His ears and head were filled with the rumbling sound of the gong.

"restart……"

"It's not a dream of five hundred years..."

"down to earth……"

"I...I'm alive again!"

"Are you fucking deaf?"

The driver jumped out of the truck, dragged Fan Debiao, who was wearing a woolen coat, to the side of the road, and kicked his mattress aside.

"Are you sick?" the driver asked Fan Debiao.

However, Fan Debiao suddenly laughed at the driver and said, "You were sick! But now! You are fine!"

0161 Kun Kun is no longer able to

"Hello, you are hiring a chef here, right?"

Denise, who was watching short videos idly, looked up and saw a man with a big head, thick neck, and a sloppy short flat head who had not had a haircut for a long time standing in front of the counter, looking towards the restaurant and the kitchen.

But this person's clothes were very strange. Due to the influence of the strong El Nino, it was too hot to wear short sleeves in late May. But this person was wearing a very retro woolen coat and a mattress under his arm.

Denise didn't care whether people were surprised or not. She quickly took her phone and ran to the counter to greet the man holding the mattress roll. The man asked Denise with a humble look on his face, "Excuse me, are you still hiring a chef?"

"Recruit! Keep recruiting!"

The man kept smiling and continued to ask: "Are you the old ..."

"It's the boss lady!" Denise answered confidently with enough confidence to make her fall to the ground.

"Oh, Madam Boss, nice to meet you."

However, Fan Debiao only stretched out half of his hand, then took it back with a smile and bowed.

But Denise had never seen anyone do a bow, and for a moment she was at a loss as to how to respond. Fan Debiao didn't mind, and even gave his name. Denise also introduced herself.

"But this matter of recruitment and assessment is really not my responsibility. Wait a moment, I'll call the boss back and you can talk to him."

At this moment, Boss Cheng was squatting in the underground base, looking at the empty slipway and communicating with the programmers on the other side of the system.

"Didn't they say it would be delivered in a few days? It's already been almost half a month."

[Wait, let me ask you...]

[I asked, and the person in charge of mechanical manufacturing at the main control said that because you provided a scanning spectrum of a new type of metal element, they found this material in other universes based on the spectrum. Although this metal material cannot conduct energy, its performance as a metal is really not very good.]

[So those crazy people mixed the new metal into the hard titanium alloy and adjusted the element ratio of the original hard titanium alloy. Now, those guys who developed the new alloy love you to death! They said that because of the new metal you provided, the various properties of the new alloy have been improved by more than 3 times. The shortcomings of the original new metal and the shortcomings of the hard titanium alloy have all been overcome! ]

[The high-power plasma irradiation cannon, without any heat conduction or cooling equipment, irradiated the brand-new alloy for 35 seconds before the metal melted! And the brand-new metal can also absorb the heat energy of the plasma beam, and even convert it into energy to power the cooling equipment inside the armor! ]

[In order to commemorate your contribution in providing the new metal, they decided to name the new alloy Spartan Alloy! And decided to replace all the armor on your Chunlan-class space battleship with Spartan Alloy. In addition, they will spray the battleship with a dark red paint job representing you, and draw a Spartan head logo for you. And name your ship "Thermopylae"! ]

"Thermopylae! Damn it! Do they know that all 300 Spartans died in Thermopylae? Giving my ship such a crappy name, hoping that I will die soon, right?"

【…】

I asked them to change it.

Shortly after……

[They asked you if you could call it "Snow Wind", saying it was a lucky name.]

"Yes, my ship is auspicious, but the child of my employee is named Nagato. This is to make them incompatible with each other, right?"

[Hey, it seems that they think you are too picky. They even gave you an unreliable name like "40000 to kill you". ]

"Eh, but I think it's great! Then I'll ask for 40000 lives!"

Then, the project team and the main control center were all confused. After all, the name "40000 Life" was just something they came up with. Who would have thought that the Spartans would choose this crappy name!

[Oh, and one more thing! I just received a message that the main control's strong men department has just captured a chef for you from another similar world. Remember to check it out.]

"Wait, what is the Able-Bodied Division?"