It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Who would have thought that the boss would say bluntly: "Why do you need 'a chance'? If you want to go, you can go now!"

"Now? In the hotel?"

"Ah!" Boss Cheng nodded, then set the store door to the interior of the mining ship that he had obtained for free.

Then, Boss Cheng brought Odin and Frigga to the mining ship hovering on the back of the moon.

At this moment, even the well-informed Odin was willing to say that he had really opened his eyes after being poked in the butt by a steel pipe! After all, he had never experienced such a quick and unfeeling time travel.

"Your ship is really big!" Odin exclaimed.

"It's OK, a 1.5 km mining ship. If it's bigger, I might not be able to afford it."

Odin nodded and said that he had agreed to the joint mining plan with Boss Cheng in principle. However, some details of the cooperation would need to be discussed after Boss Cheng returned with revenge.

"By the way, speaking of revenge, as a partner of Asgard, can you lend me your precious son?"

"My dear son? Which one do you mean?"

"two!"

0266 250 million spiciness

Boss Cheng knew that Loki had been living a bachelor life in a small room in Asgard, and he also knew that the Kurus monster had not let him out at the beginning, and he also knew that old Odin made an exception and allowed him to attend Frigga's funeral.

Although the story of Frigga and her ship burial was performed for the three goddesses of fate and the people of Asgard, Odin and Thor were also cruel. They never told Loki from beginning to end: "My son (brother), your mother (our mother) is not dead."

Loki, who lived for more than 1500 years, cried like a 1-meter-tall child.

The reason why Boss Cheng knew all this was because his father Odin told him personally. According to Odin, although Loki was cunning and slippery, he was by no means a wicked and hopeless person. The main reason why he went astray was that he had an ambition that had nowhere to go.

In fact, Odin has always known that Thor is an outstanding leader and an excellent pioneer, but not a competent king. Loki is just the opposite. Although he also has outstanding leadership ability, he cannot serve as a general or pioneer, but is more like a military advisor.

In terms of governance, Odin believed that Thor would make a mess of Asgard at the beginning of his reign due to his lack of governance experience and political skills. On the contrary, if Loki took on the role of king, it would be less likely to go wrong.

But compared to Thor's lack of experience and skills, what Loki lacks is obviously more fatal.

First of all, Loki does not have the appeal like Thor, who can mobilize the soldiers to respond with just a wave of his hand.

Secondly, Loki lacks a sense of responsibility and acts too self-centeredly.

Once Loki becomes paranoid, he will appear very childish. For example, he started a rebellion just because he wanted to prove that he was stronger than his brother.

Finally, and most importantly, Loki always gives people a sense of "I am entertaining myself" when doing things, which makes people naturally think that this person is unreliable.

Therefore, for Asgard, the most stable form of government should be for Thor to be the new king, stand on the stage to show his leadership qualities and receive the respect of the people of Asgard. As Thor's shadow, Loki will give Thor advice and solve various non-violent crises facing the kingdom.

But the problem now is that since Thor lost Mjolnir once, he seems to have realized his own shortcomings and let go of his obsession with becoming the king of Asgard. It can even be said that Thor let go a little too much, to the point where he no longer wants to be king.

Indeed, Odin had hoped that Thor would undergo a transformation after losing Mjolnir. But now it seems that although Thor has transformed, the direction of transformation seems to be wrong.

Therefore, Odin hoped that his second son could also undergo a transformation. He knew that Loki wanted to be king just to prove that he was stronger than Thor. But Odin hoped that Loki would realize that this "power" should not stop at the power of the king. He should also demonstrate a stronger ability to govern the country than Thor in the position of king.

Based on Loki before today, both Odin and Frigga were sure that once Loki won the throne, he would definitely lie down and mess up for everyone to see. And when he had enough of the throne, he would immediately abandon the throne, and it would be a stain on his life for Asgard to care about it.

"So, please take Loki with you and let him avenge his mother!"

"No! Uncle, are you planning to use your youngest son as a prey?"

Odin nodded, but emphasized: "Not my biological child."

"But at least I've raised him as my own son for over 1000 years!"

Odin emphasized again: "In order to get the young eagle to leave the nest, you have to be ruthless!"

On this point, the boss had to admit that Odin and Thor were indeed father and son, and they had the same character.

However, the boss also understood that Odin was going to give Loki a chance to rediscover himself and prove himself. As for how much evil Loki had done on Earth and how many people he had killed, although Odin blamed Loki, in fact, what Odin really blamed Loki for was that he had used a force that he could not control and lost to the Avengers on Earth.

And being beaten into a pig's head.

As for how many people Loki killed on Earth and how many buildings he destroyed...

Who cares?

Of course, perhaps revenge for his mother is more likely just the first step in Loki's transformation. Expecting to complete a person's transformation with a revenge that is basically impossible to achieve...

Unless Odin is so old and confused that he has Alzheimer's syndrome.

Afterwards, the shrewd Odin conspired with his scheming wife to come up with a simple, credible and highly feasible plan for Boss Cheng.

Not long after, Odin left Cheng's shop and went to the prison where Loki was imprisoned. The father and son had a big quarrel, and in the end Odin even beat Loki.

Boss Cheng found Thor and told him the plan after removing Odin's true intention. Thor was shocked and said that it was very feasible.

On the other side, Heimdall, who was guarding the Rainbow Bridge, also sent a message to Thor, telling him that if he was ready to take action, it would be best to solve the trouble of the dark elves before the end of tomorrow night.

"The wonder of the nine realms connecting will appear during the day the day after tomorrow. The dark elves will likely use this opportunity to disrupt the nine realms. Even if they don't disrupt them, they will take the opportunity to find a world to hide in. I'm afraid it will be difficult to find them in the future."

Therefore, Sol simply planned to break the prison in the early morning of tomorrow. Boss Cheng was hiding in the restaurant alone, searching for something in the spice storage area of ​​the kitchen.

"What are you looking for?"

"Brother Biao, do you remember where the chili powder that Indian swindler sold to us last time was placed?"

"Isn't that thing... inedible?"

"It's true that I can't eat it, but I didn't look for that thing to eat."

"Then go look in the cabinets where the disinfectants are kept. Maybe it's there!"

It's true that what Brother Biao pointed out was right. Boss Cheng went to the cleaning room, opened the cabinet and found the fake chili powder that an Indian scammer had sold to Brother Biao a few months ago.

The reason why this chili powder is called "fake" is not because it is made of fake or moldy chili peppers. The Indian scammer who sold Biaoge chili powder said that this is a specialty of India, "Goa chili peppers" with a main aroma and a secondary spiciness.

After buying it, the three chefs pinched a little and gently rubbed it on their tongues. Suddenly, a painful feeling of life and death surged from their tongues to their whole bodies.

Later, the Indian scammer who sold fake chili powder was arrested. After the news report, Boss Cheng learned that the chili powder sold by the scammer was stolen from a chili farm. The chili produced by the farm is not edible, but is used to extract natural capsaicin.

The estimated spiciness is 250 million on the S&P scale! Rounded off, that's about as spicy as a bite.

As for how Thor broke out of prison, the process is not worth mentioning. Anyway, when Thor found Loki and said he was going to kill the dark elves, Loki, whose face was swollen from being hit by Odin, immediately expressed his willingness to go with his brother to avenge his mother.

When Boss Cheng met up with the Thor brothers, almost all the Asgardian guards and patrol ships were chasing them and firing at their small spaceship without mercy. Boss Cheng, who knew the inside story, thought to himself: "Master, you are really willing to spend a lot of money to make the trick look like a blockbuster!"

suddenly!

Boss Cheng's arm was hit by a laser cannon, and the whole arm was instantly blown into pieces. However, just when Loki was about to improve his relationship with Boss Cheng, he saw that the other party's arm that was blown off suddenly regenerated!

"What are you..."

Boss Cheng immediately patted his chest and ordered, "Cover it up. I didn't eat much tonight. If I get another shot, I'm going to have low blood sugar."

That's right, although Boss Cheng has the ability to regenerate almost infinitely, regeneration also requires energy replenishment. If Boss Cheng is in a hungry state, then the regeneration process can only be robbing Peter to pay Paul.

"You... are amazing!" Loki muttered in disappointment, "It would be great if my mother had the same ability as you."

However, Loki's words almost hurt his brother. Thor really wanted to tell Loki: "My mother is fine, and she was saved by the man in front of you in the way you most wanted!"

Unfortunately, Odin had already issued a gag order to Thor, and Thor was not as talkative as Rogers. So Thor could only pretend to be sad, staring at Boss Cheng without saying a word.

0267 Low pressure 550 High pressure 800

"Reality Gem! Turn the chili powder in the plastic bag into fake ether particles that cannot be detected. If someone tries to extract you from my body, let him extract the fake particles in the plastic bag first. After he absorbs the fake ether particles into his body, you can turn the fake particles back into real chili powder."

“The wish is complex, but very specific, highly feasible and achievable!”

As soon as the Reality Gem finished speaking, all the Dragon Breath Chili Powder that the boss had packed in a plastic bag turned into dark red ether particles.

When Thor saw that the "ether particles" were circling around Boss Cheng, and Boss Cheng was dodging left and right, he quickly grabbed Boss Cheng and asked, "You guy, are you really going to hand over the ether particles?"

"What are you handing over? This is fake. I made the ether particles out of chili powder." After saying that, Boss Cheng encouraged Thor: "If you don't believe it, try it yourself!"

But Thor still remembers the pillar of shame of being "not as spicy as Zhou Dongyu" (see Chapter 146 for details). He immediately expressed that he was willing to believe Boss Cheng, and was even more willing to believe in Boss Cheng's chili powder.

In order to show that he could eat spicy food better than his brother, the childish Loki volunteered to dip his fingers in the "ether particles" and then put them into his mouth and sucked on them.

then……

"Ahhhhhhh! No God! Please No! No! No!"

If the boss had not promptly and considerately handed over a large bucket of "Huishan Yogurt", Loki, whose tolerance was not much better than "not as spicy as Zhou Dongyu's", would have been killed by the spiciness on the airship.

At the same time, in the dark domain of Watalheim.

On the dark elf mothership, the Kurse monster is instigating "Sichuan Cuisine" Malekith to attack Asgard again.

But Malekith said: "There is no need to go to the Aesir. I can feel that the Aether particles are on their way home."

Loki drank yogurt to relieve the spiciness while driving the boat through the gap he found to other worlds. At this time, Loki already knew that Boss Cheng was possessed by ether particles, but he only envied Boss Cheng and did not intend to own ether particles. First, Loki knew that being possessed by ether particles was a life-threatening thing, and second, he did not want to be beaten into a pig's head again.

"Isn't it said that ether particles can be used to make wishes?" Loki asked his brother, "But look at him! Why is he, an earthling, acting like nothing happened?"

Boss Cheng told Rocky: "I am very capable and powerful!"

But Thor asked his brother: "Why do you think he is an Earthling?"

Loki looked at the boss, then at his brother, and then back at the boss.

The boss said: "I am a native of Bojiang 2!"

As the three chatted, the small spaceship drove into a graveyard of dark elves' warships. Thor told his boss that this was the ancient battlefield where the Nine Realms joined forces to strangle the dark elves more than 5000 years ago. And these warships were the evidence of the Nine Realms' victory over the dark elves.

Boss Cheng called the project team and asked them if they had sent any equipment to follow him. The project team told Boss that the proton camera they had sent was filming the scene, and the people in the event organizing department were also very satisfied with the ancient battlefield.

[Get a few intact warships or spaceships, and we will buy them back at a high price. ]

After receiving the "acquisition invitation", Boss Cheng immediately hung up the phone because a flying dark elf warship had slowly descended from the clouds to the plain in the distance.

Seeing this, Boss Cheng nodded to Loki. As Loki waved at the boss, the 196cm tall Boss Cheng turned into a skinny man with a height of less than 170cm and a weight of less than 120cm, the skinny boss that Malekith had seen in the Asgard Palace.

Loki, who had helped his boss complete his transformation, turned around and confirmed with Thor for the last time: "Are you sure you want to follow the plan?"

"For revenge!"

"Yes, for revenge..." As he said that, Loki pulled out a knife and stabbed it into Thor's waist.

Thor looked at the place where he was stabbed, and after muttering "You stabbed the wrong place", he rolled down the hill.

After taking the replica of Shadow of Sorrow that Boss Cheng quietly handed to him, Loki suddenly kicked out with his black foot and kicked Boss Cheng down the hill.

"Haha, you didn't expect that, Thor!"

Thor stretched out his right hand, ready to summon Thor's hammer, but Loki suddenly flashed to his side. The next moment, Loki raised Shadow of Sorrow and snatched Thor's right hand. Thor, who suddenly lost his arm, couldn't help but let out a shrill scream.

"All I desire is for you and Odin to die at my feet. And you! My dear brother, you are only the first step in my revenge."

After saying that, Loki picked up the boss who was "crawling and trembling". However, because the boss's weight was obviously not in line with his appearance, Loki cursed him fiercely again, and then carried him in front of Malekith.

"Malekith, I am Loki of Jotunheim, descendant of the Frost King. I have brought you a great gift, but I wonder if you have the courage to accept it. The reward I want is simple, I want to witness Asgard turn to ashes with my own eyes."

After saying that, Loki threw Boss Cheng out with all his strength. Boss Cheng, who was wearing a torn robe, also played the role of an innocent person who knew nothing. Boss Cheng was seen curled up at Malekith's feet with his head in his hands, muttering in Spanish, "Don't kill me, I don't know anything".

Malekith, who knew that human hearts were evil but did not know how mean and evil human hearts were, had no idea that the three people in front of him were competing with each other in acting.

Even Malekith's most loyal minister, Algorith, who had turned into a Kurs monster, whispered in Malekith's ear: "He is an enemy of the Aesir and is also imprisoned in the dungeon of the palace. I thought he looked like an Asgardian, so I didn't let him out."

Based on the ruthlessness displayed by Loki himself, his act of offering the Aether particle host, and the explanation given by the Kurse Monster, Malekith probably believed in Loki's sincerity in taking the initiative to surrender.

Looking at the precious-looking "Frost Axe" in Loki's hand, it goes well with Loki's self-proclaimed title of "Descendant of the Frost King".

So, Malekith, who did not understand human nature and was mean and sinister, actually believed Loki's lies.

"Hahahaha, God is really helping me!"

As he said that, Malekith made Boss Cheng float in the air. Maybe he had already put all his attention and excitement on the ether particles. Or maybe his magic attainments were very high, and there was no difference between 120 pounds and 120 kilograms in front of his magic.

But no matter what the reason, Malekith did not notice that Boss Cheng and the Aether particles were not what they seemed.

Logically speaking, the ether particles residing in the boss' body should be sucked out from the mouth, nose, eyes, and ears. But the ether particles extracted by Malekith at this time all came from the boss' chest without exception!

But Malekith was so overwhelmed by the joy of victory that he didn't notice the unusual thing that should have been noticed. Then, when he saw that the "ether particles" sucked out of the boss's "body" had accumulated into a small ball, he couldn't wait to absorb the "ether particles" into his own body through his eyes, nose, mouth and ears.

However, as he quickly absorbed the "ether particles", the wish cancellation condition of "after he absorbs the fake ether particles into his body, you turn the fake particles back into real chili powder" was met. So those "ether particles" sucked into Malekith's eyes, nose and mouth turned into epic chili powder with a spiciness of 250 million.

That was two and a half kilograms of chili powder! Malekith actually inhaled it all into his body. About 40% of the chili powder was directly absorbed into his blood, 40% accumulated in his lungs, and the remaining 20% ​​accumulated in his eyes, nose and mouth.

then……

"Ahem! There's poison in the ether particles? What is this? What did you absorb for me?"