It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"puff!"

The dark elf, who was about to be marinated from the inside out and turned into spicy chicken shreds, spat out a mouthful of blood. Boss Cheng could see that the high concentration of capsaicin in the chili powder had seriously corroded the alveoli of the spicy chicken shreds, and you could even see some blood clots and alveolar tissue in the blood he vomited.

The eyeballs of Spicy Chicken Shreds also burst open under the stimulation of the sudden increase in blood pressure and capsaicin. Then, Malekith, who was just full of energy and wanted to bring destruction to Asgard, became Spicy Chicken Shreds lying on the ground with blood coming out of his seven orifices and wailing non-stop.

"Go to hell, you gray bastard!"

Loki swung his knife at the Kurse monster, and the moment the opponent raised his hand to block, he swung the axe and chopped at the side of the Kurse monster's neck.

Thor's right hand, which had just been cut off by Loki, also "grew" back. Only then did the other dark elves realize that it was all these three despicable, shameless, vulgar bastards who were cooperating with them to act.

"Damn Asgardians, die!"

"I am from Haejima!"

This time the boss did not kill the dark elves directly, but decided to play a big game. He immediately retreated a few steps, dodging the pursuit from the dark elves, while muttering:

"These dark elves in front of us have severe high blood pressure, with a low pressure of 550 and a high pressure of 800. They also suffer from coronary atherosclerosis and cerebral arteriosclerosis. Now they are very angry, their heartbeats are very violent, and are getting more and more violent. Their blood pressure is about to exceed the tolerance limit of arteriosclerosis, and their blood vessels are about to burst!"

"The condition is not complicated, but very specific, and highly feasible and achievable!"

"Uh……"

0268 This old man is climbing

Let's look at Loki and Thor.

Thor swung his hammer and fought with the Kurse monster, but the physique of the Kurse-transformed dark elf was far beyond Thor's expectations. Thor's hammer flying towards the Kurse monster was actually blasted away by a punch, and Thor, who lost his hammer, was also hit hard.

Fortunately, Thor had thick skin and flesh, and after suffering a series of heavy blows to the face, he was not seriously injured except for blood spurting from his nose and his eye sockets swollen like pandas.

Later, Thor broke two of the horns on the Kurse Monster's head, making the Kurse Monster look more and more like the "Immortal Zod" from another world.

On Loki's side, holding an axe in one hand and a knife in the other, Loki, who had transformed into a dual-wielding mage, easily eliminated the dark elves that surrounded him. And none of the dark elves killed by Loki had a complete body.

If friends who are familiar with Boss Cheng come to see it, I am afraid many people will think that Boss is the creator of these corpses. But these corpses were made by the slightly childish, gentle, and aloof wizard Loki.

Perhaps, Loki has embarked on the old path of the gray-robed wizard who likes to dual-wield weapons in a certain world.

However, when Loki shook off the blood stains on the axe blade, he saw his brother who was "continuously beaten". Loki let out a cry of "Ah", swung the axe in the air three times, and then threw the replica of Shadow of Sorrow in his hand away!

The Kurse Monster was caught off guard and was hit on the butt by the axe thrown by Loki. The Kurse Monster also pulled the axe from its butt.

But after getting Shadowmourne, the Kurse Monster did not go looking for trouble with Loki. Instead, he raised his axe and chopped at Thor's head!

And it happened in this split second!

Let us shift our attention to Boss Cheng for now!

It is said that Spicy Chicken's followers walked faster than him, and walked without pain. They fell to the ground the moment their coronary arteries and cerebral arteries exploded. If you have friends working in a stroke emergency center, you must be very familiar with this symptom.

Compared to those who died of cerebral hemorrhage and coronary artery rupture, spicy chicken shreds are much more tragic. Those who died of spiciness are far less peaceful than those who died of cerebral hemorrhage. It can even be said that the process of death is quite painful. After all, capsaicin is not a highly toxic substance. In addition to the severe burns to the lungs by capsaicin, spicy chicken shreds can only die completely after internal organs fail.

"you you you……"

"That's right. Not only do I know what ether particles are, I also made them submit to me. I could have killed you the moment you showed up, but I felt that letting you die too easily would not suit my psychological expectations. So when I decided to kill you, your fate of being killed by me was already certain! Who the hell asked you to stab me in the back? If I don't kill you, who else should I kill?"

“Kidney?” Spicy Chicken Shreds realized the problem and tried in vain to explain: “The person who stabbed you…was not me…”

"I don't listen! I don't listen! I don't listen!"

It's a pity that the blind Spicy Chicken Strips couldn't see the scene of a 196cm tall, 120kg man covering his ears and jumping in place in front of him. Otherwise, he would have vomited a few more mouthfuls of blood.

Spicy Chicken Strips was still slowly experiencing his own death, and Boss Cheng was not in a hurry to send Spicy Chicken Strips to death immediately. When the other dark elves' spaceships and motherships saw their boss lying on the ground and dying, they immediately turned their guns and aimed at Boss Cheng.

"What are you aiming for? The engine is about to shut down. If I were you, I would be ready for impact instead of aiming stupidly!"

The next second, the dark elf spaceships in the sky fell to the ground with black smoke. One of the larger motherships was completely out of control and hit their boss when it landed.

Boss Cheng exclaimed “Oh shit!” and thought, this couldn’t be the destined death of the spicy shredded chicken!

"I was even going to cut off one of his arms to test the spiciness!"

In a certain subspace connected to this universe, the three goddesses of fate were pointing at the "reflection" of Boss Cheng in the pool and studying it:

"This stranger said he wanted to cut off an arm?"

"What do you think he's going to do?"

"He should be a chef who runs a restaurant, right?"

"Could it be that he..."

"Is this human a pervert?"

After seeing the spicy chicken strips being smashed into spicy chicken sauce, Boss Cheng turned his attention to Loki and Thor. Coincidentally, he saw Loki throwing an axe, hitting the Kurse monster's butt, and then the other party pulled the axe from his butt.

The boss couldn't help but curse: "Idiot, why don't you cast a spell on the axe you threw so that it will fly back immediately after it flies out!"

Now the result is that his weapon has become the enemy's weapon, and the enemy has raised his axe and chopped towards Thor's head.

The boss who saw this scene immediately made a silent wish in his heart: "That axe will not cause any substantial harm to anyone."

"I'm sorry, but your axe comes from another world. So your wish cannot be fully granted. Your wish will deteriorate into an axe that will not cause fatal damage, but can still injure people."

However, just when the boss's wish was partially fulfilled, Loki suddenly roared and rushed straight towards Thor and the Kurse Monster.

When the axe was about to hit Loki, Loki finally rushed over and pushed away the blow with his own strength. Although Loki defrauded Kurus's attack, he exposed himself to the axe blade.

"puff!"

Shadow of Sorrow slashed into Loki's chest with unstoppable force. Loki looked at Boss Cheng in surprise, then pulled out his knife and stabbed the Kurse Monster's head repeatedly at the moment of death.

Seeing his brother suffer a fatal blow in order to save him, Thor also roared and summoned his hammer. Then Thor flashed behind the Kurse Monster like an assassin and jumped on the monster, strangling the monster's neck with one hand and waving Mjolnir with the other hand, constantly bombarding the back of the Kurse Monster's head.

"Thor! Get out of the way!"

Hearing the boss's voice, Thor immediately jumped off the monster, and the boss Cheng jumped onto the monster's shoulders the next moment. Then, the boss's legs clamped the Kurse monster's arms like a pair of pliers, and his hands also held the monster's head tightly.

"Fuck! Go to hell!"

With the combined efforts of the boss' abdomen, back, legs and arms, the head and spine of the Kurse monster were torn off its torso!

"puff!"

The head of the Kurse monster, which was thrown to the ground by the boss, was smashed into pieces of bones and meat by Thor's hammer. At the same time, Loki, with the Shadow of Sorrow stuck in his chest, fell to his knees.

Thor immediately ran forward, supported his brother's body, and asked in a crying voice: "Fool! Why didn't you act according to the plan?"

"Haha, I know... I'm a fool, I'm really a fool, brother..."

"Hold on, hold on, brother!"

"I'm... sorry, brother. I'm sorry. I'm really... sorry."

"No! Loki, you will be fine! I will report your heroic performance to my father. You will definitely become a good general!"

Loki smiled with relief and told Thor: "I did this... not for him."

After saying this, Loki slowly closed his eyes with a relieved and melancholy smile.

"No!" Thor yelled in pain: "No!"

……

Thor returned to Asgard alone, because he not only had to bring back the victory of the war and the news of Loki's death, but also sent Jane Foster back to London. More importantly, he had to deal with the possible out-of-control chaos caused by the upcoming connection of the nine realms.

Boss Cheng stayed on the battlefield. He told Thor that Loki's body needed someone to take care of it, and he also had a lot of things to do here to clean up the mess.

"For example, checking to see if there are any dark elves that have escaped, and recovering their warships. These warships and spaceships are not cheap, and I have to recover them to pay off my debts."

After making sure that Thor had left the Dark Domain Watalheim, Boss Cheng walked up to Loki's "corpse" and kicked him.

"Stop pretending, the person has already left!"

However, the "corpse" that was kicked by the boss remained where it was, and someone patted the boss on the shoulder from behind.

The boss looked back and saw Loki standing behind him with a slight smile, holding the Shadow of Sorrow that almost killed him.

"Did you do this?" Loki shook his axe and asked the boss.

"Bullshit, if I hadn't made a wish that this axe wouldn't kill anyone, you would have been fucking dead long ago!"

"Can you give me a reason?" Loki asked again.

"I promised your father that I would make sure you wouldn't actually die on the battlefield."

"He is not my father," Loki corrected again.

"That's between you two, it has nothing to do with me."

However, what Boss Cheng didn't expect was that Loki actually asked: "Why do you want to ensure that I won't really die on the battlefield?"

"No, besides not telling you that my aunt is not dead, your father also didn't tell you the plan we discussed for a long time to come up with?"

Hearing the boss' question, Loki was stunned for a moment, and then immediately asked: "You mean my mother..."

"I'm not dead! I used the power of the Reality Stone to make other people think of me as their aunt when they saw me. But Spicy Chicken and his monster minions thought I was your mother and stabbed me twice, and one of them stabbed me in the kidney!"

"Really?"

"Why would I joke with you about this? Besides, she's in my store. If you go there and take a look, you'll know everything!"

"Thank God!"

"You should thank me more!"

"Yes! I should thank you more!" Loki gave his boss a big hug.

Boss Cheng continued to ask: "By the way, your father really didn't tell you about our plan?"

"tell me what?"

"I'll arrange for you to fake your death on the battlefield!"

Loki shook his head in confusion.

"Fuck! These old guys are so stupid!"

0269 Interstellar Good Man

After inspection by Asgard officials, Loki's "corpse" was finally determined to be "killed in action".

In order to commemorate his son's achievements, Odin immediately decided to bury Loki in the dark realm of Watalheim. For an Asgardian warrior, being buried in the land of victory itself represents the glory of a warrior. However, Loki, the former betrayer, regained the glory of an Asgardian warrior after defeating the dark elves.

"You're addicted to pretending to be a corpse, aren't you? Why? You don't use magic to make a substitute. Do you really want me to borrow your father's big hands and scoop up a handful of black soil to bury you first?"

The reason why Loki was able to disguise the corpse so perfectly and even pass the magic detection smoothly was not because his magic was so strong that even the magic detection equipment could not detect it, nor did he bribe the inspectors or simply become an inspector himself. It was because Boss Cheng used his wish-making ability to turn Loki into a real corpse in the eyes of others.

Loki, who was still pretending to be a corpse, jumped up from the ground after hearing what the boss said. He felt that the boss Cheng, who was parasitized by ether particles, was much more mean than the one who beat him into a pig head! If the boss hadn't become mean, how could he have come up with such a cool operation of turning dragon breath chili powder into ether particles?

He clearly had the ability to "curse to death" the other party the moment they met, but he went to such great lengths, using strategies and fabrications. He made the spicy chicken shreds go through so much trouble, but in the end, he still destroyed the last "spark" of the dark elves?

This is the purest form of extermination! In order to ensure that there is no future trouble, Boss Cheng even enters the dark elves' warships and spaceships to confirm one by one whether there are any fish that have slipped through the net!

Loki thought to himself, no wonder the boss got along so well with Odin so quickly, it turns out that they both love to kill each other. Loki even suspected that the boss was a debt owed by Odin when he was having affairs with other women.

"I've already said it. I'm a native of Eridani. Also, if I don't make the plot and process of fighting the aliens more complicated, how can I convince my brother that you're dead?"

"What about Odin?" Loki asked again: "Will Odin know that I faked my death and escaped?"

"He was the one who leaked the information that allowed you to fake your death and escape! Even though Old Deng didn't tell you, he really knows his son better than his father! He even predicted your prediction and was convinced that even if he didn't tell you the strategy to fake your death and escape, you would have faked your own death."

"I do not……"

"Don't quibble. Although you acted very determined when you faced the axe, Thor, who had his back to you, would never have thought that you deliberately threw the axe at the monster! You could have thrown the axe at the monster's head, but you chose to poke his butt!"

"Did you see me avoid my vital points the moment I stood in front of the axe blade?"

"No!" Boss Cheng shook his head and said frankly: "I was a little far away from you at that time, and the monster blocked my view. But what you don't know is that the axe I lent you... Although it can't extract the enemy's soul like the legendary original, it can freeze the enemy's soul. In other words..."

"So, if you hadn't made the wish, I would have probably been frozen to death by your weapon?"

"No!" the boss corrected, "It's to freeze your soul. You might turn into a plant..."