It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

When the boss, Shinpachi and Kagura returned to the Yorozuya, they found that there was no Yorozuya at all, but instead there was a free real estate agency.

"Mr. Hijikata!" Shinpachi saw the Shinsengumi on patrol and went up to ask about Gintoki's whereabouts.

But who would have thought that the other party not only asked Shinpachi "Who is Gin-san", but also pointed at Boss Makoto, who had turned bald again and was shirtless, and asked him to take out his ID for routine inspection.

How could Boss Ke Cheng have that kind of thing? Because the combat warehouse could not be used, he couldn't even produce his ID card that was replaced in 2023.

So, at Hijikata's command, several members of the Shinsengumi immediately surrounded the boss, and Hijikata turned around and asked Shinpachi and Kagura if they knew the identity of "the bald guy".

Shinpachi and Kagura suddenly looked confused, and they even asked Hijikata, "We don't know him, why are you asking us who he is?"

"What?" Even Hijikata himself was stunned by the two people's questions.

"But why..."

"Why would I find this bald guy familiar?"

"I always feel like there is something important that I must not forget, but it was just forgotten."

It was not until then that Boss Cheng realized that although the two Gintoki's plan to go back 15 years ago to solve the nightmare was successful, they seemed unable to prevent the "White Nightshade" from 15 years ago from intervening in the action to eliminate the nightmare.

That is to say, although the world was saved, it was achieved at the cost of sacrificing three Sakata Gintoki. While Boss Makoto cursed the two idiots who "ruined a good thing", he was thinking about how to change history again.

[But that timeline has been erased, and you cannot exist as an observer at that erased time node.] During the communication, the team leader of the technical department told the boss: [Unless you can find an eyewitness or observer at that time node, we have no ability to search for a deleted time node!]

An eyewitness or observer...

some!

"I'm sorry, boss. I was wrong. It's been 15 years since that day. This time I can finally take another risk... not to save the world, but to save him."

After 15 years of ups and downs, the old and rusty time thief finally crossed time and space and returned to the Yorozuya after a long absence. The time thief took off the damaged time machine on his head and said to the boss in Xiaoyu's original appearance: "This time, please use the data I have kept to open the road to the past for you again!"

Seeing Xiaoyu who had "returned" from 15 years ago, Boss Cheng suddenly showed a strange smile. He sent a message to Lei Zang and asked him: "As the deputy director of an important functional department, can I borrow an army from the main controller?"

[Borrow troops? What are you crazy about? ]

"A bunch of bastards messed with me and killed my friend."

[Can't you solve it with your strength? ]

"Well, there are quite a lot of people on the other side. It might be difficult to kill them all in a short time."

[Difficult? Can it make you feel difficult? How many of them are there? ]

Boss Cheng turned around and asked Xiaoyu how many enemies there were in the decisive battle 15 years ago. After getting the exact number, the boss told Raizo:

"First of all, there were no people, just over 40 alien bastards running around with weapons!

Secondly, this group of alien bastards not only have a space fleet, but the fleet also has excellent airdrop capabilities!

In the end, there were about 1200 to 1500 ships in and around low Earth orbit. There were about 50 of them in the Orbital Drop Force!

In addition, I must emphasize that they are all alien bastards! They are all alien bastards! They are all alien bastards! The alien bastards who are invading must die! They must die! They must die!"

[I know your hands are shaking again, please control your emotions and wait for my news.]

While waiting for the news, the boss not only sent the damaged and aged Xiaoyu back to Hiraga Gengai, but also woke up Hiraga Gengai who was knocked unconscious by Tony. Although Gengai also forgot the boss, even Xiaoyu was forgotten along with him.

But it is impossible for an inventor not to recognize his own invention, even if the Hiraga Gengai in this new timeline has never created a time thief. But after the old man took a look at Xiaoyu and the severely aged time-travel component, he was completely sure that the bald man and Xiaoyu in front of him did not deceive him.

Although the time travel device has not been repaired, Xiaoyu quickly recovered under Yuanwai's maintenance. Xiaoyu also projected many records of herself from the present to the past and then to the present on the TV screen. In an instant, the memory of Hiraga Yuanwai on the disappeared timeline miraculously awakened and merged with the memory on this timeline.

"So that's how it is!" Hiraga Gengai said with emotion while repairing the time travel device: "No wonder when I saw you, I had a strange feeling that you owed me a lot of money."

"Yes, I owe you 30 tons of gold!" The boss confirmed with Yuanwai "again": "Do you think I should give you this gold now, or after I go back to the past?"

"Oh! What you said is really weird! Is there any need to ask? Of course you can give it to me after you return to the past. By then, not only will my collection not be missing, but I can also get 30 tons of gold for free. Why not?"

Later, Hiraga Gengai learned from Xiaoyu that Boss Makoto was gathering troops. His advice to the boss was: "Please bring everyone on this street to fight together! Our future has been changed because of him, so we should also fight for him to have another, better future with him in it!"

In the following period of time, the old man Gengai continued to repair the damaged time travel device. Under the protection of Boss Makoto, Xiaoyu ran around the streets of Kabukicho holding a TV. Whether in a nightclub, a gigolo shop, a transvestite bar, or Yoshiwara's flower street, you can see Xiaoyu playing "memories" for Gintoki's old acquaintances, and Boss Makoto surrounded by various beauties.

Especially in the transvestite bar, it is like the moon surrounded by stars, and almost all the "waiters" try their best to stick to Boss Cheng.

Five days!

Five full days!

It took the two of them five full days to awaken the memories of Kabukicho Street!

In the end, Boss Makoto even broke into the Shinsengumi's camp with Tama! Not only did he bring Hijikata's favorite salted duck egg yolk sauce, he also bribed Kondo Gorilla with a computer-generated photo of Ami in a sexy swimsuit, and then asked him to order all the Shinsengumi to watch Gintoki's "memories" together!

Only then did the memory of the entire Kabukicho Street truly awaken. Everyone remembered that there was a friend named "Sakata Gintoki" who never existed. And the reason why this friend never existed was because he had sacrificed three of his selves 15 years ago in exchange for the current stable and peaceful "future" life!

"wig!"

Just as the boss was about to give an order, the wig replied habitually: "Sila wig na ye, ka sila da!"

"Okay, okay, whatever you want, whatever you want!" Then, the boss solemnly ordered: "You are an old anti-foreigner faction, and you also participated in that decisive battle. Your task is to find a way to delay your former comrades so that they can't participate in that decisive battle."

"Don't let them join the war?" The wig was stunned for a moment, then asked, "What are you going to do?"

"What?" The boss pretended to think, "Let me think about it. Do you think a decisive battle to kill all the aliens on the battlefield is worthy of a brand new future?"

"You! Hehe~hehehe...hahahahaha!"

No true anti-foreigner faction can refuse such a good thing!

"Oh, and Xiaoyu, carry this!" Boss Cheng handed a heavy backpack to Xiaoyu, "It contains a complete set of time positioning, space positioning, and active guidance systems. I need you to bring these things to the battlefield and show the way for the fathers I hired."

"Dads?" Xiaoyu asked curiously, "Does the boss have many dads?"

"Yes, a lot of them!" Boss Jiancheng stared with a pair of bloodshot eyes, muttering viciously: "There are 500 biological fathers and 25 godfathers! Each of them has a special life + property insurance of 1800 pts, and a special bonus of 15 pts after the success. And this 151800 pts for each person represents my love for these fathers..."

"Xiaoyu felt a strong resentment from the boss's tone."

"Resentment? How could there be any resentment? I love going to the battlefield with all kinds of fathers..."

"Xiaoyu can sense that the boss's resentment seems to be getting stronger."

"How can I explain this?" The boss sighed and then said, "The image of that super-large gambling group in my mind is getting lower and lower! I asked them to lend me an army, but they ended up giving me the TOP500. The key is that the appearance fee of the TOP500 is more expensive than hiring an army! This money is already higher than the reward for winning 10 games! If I didn't have a strong foundation, I would have gone bankrupt."

After that, Boss Cheng waved his hand again and ordered: "Anyway, you go first. My fathers and I will arrive later than you."

suddenly!

"Ah..." Madao, who was wearing sunglasses and looked timid, and was obviously dragged in to make up the numbers, asked the boss: "For such a big event, there must be an operation code or something. Otherwise, I always feel unmotivated when fighting."

"Yes! Pick one!"

"Yeah, there has to be a code name!"

"The code name must be more impressive. It may appear in history books, so it can't be too shabby!"

"Then... come up with one? Let me think about it!" Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed through the boss's mind. The boss blurted out and asked everyone:

"What do you think of Some Like It Hot?"

0363 The big pit that cannot be avoided and the endless competition

"This battlefield..."

"Why is it so empty..."

Indeed, looking around, the vast wilderness was filled with the Celestial Beings’ troops arrayed in battle formation. However, on the other side of the Celestial Beings’ battle formation, there was no sign of the Anti-Immortal Coalition. Even the Celestial Beings’ commander was wondering why the warriors who had been considered so brave before were all gone.

"Is this a trick?" The commander of Tianren's troops couldn't help but doubt.

"Fraud? Of course not. Just a bunch of drunks who are still hungover from last night's drinking."

Madao (Hasegawa Yasuzo) suddenly appeared beside the two Gintoki, burping and complaining to them, "I didn't expect you to be such a bad drinker when you were young. You even planned to perform a handstand peeing. But that Takasugi is even more unpredictable than you. When he saw you were going to perform a handstand peeing, he suddenly had the idea to pee handstand with one hand. He said that this way he could use the free hand to steady the direction of the water."

"But……"

"But, but..."

“But, but, but!”

The two Gintoki shouted in unison: "Why are you here, Madao?"

"Eh? It's been so long and you didn't realize it?" Madao acted as if it should be so, and said to the two of them: "Madao and the Stand users are just like each other, they are attracted to each other. So of course we got together!"

"But what are you doing here?" Gintoki yelled 5 years later, "Damn it, I have white hair. Only those with completely white hair are qualified to activate Made in Heaven!"

Then, another young Gintoki, while posing in a pensive posture, suddenly shouted "Made in heaven!"

However, Gintoki's shout of "Made in heaven" not only did not speed up time, but instead attracted countless celestial beings. These aliens, who looked like fog, rain, and wind, but not human, were armed with all kinds of cold and hot weapons, and shouted things like "Shiroyasha is just ahead" and "A big reward for killing Shiroyasha and his shadow warriors", while rushing towards the two Gintoki.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Old Gintoki yelled angrily, "Assholes! How are you going to compensate us? Forget about changing the future. We have to explain everything here!"

"But Gin." Madao had a slight smile on his face, but told the two Gintoki in a righteous and irrefutable tone: "The fact that we are here means that the future has been changed by you, doesn't it? So, we are here, from the future that was saved by you."

The next second, the vanguard of the Celestial Army finally rushed to Gintoki's vicinity. However, just as these Celestials were about to raise their weapons, dozens of grenades and rocket launchers landed accurately at their feet. Then, dazzling sword lights flashed frequently in the thick smoke. When the thick smoke gradually dissipated, a vanguard team of the Celestial Army was completely annihilated, and the two figures of a man and a woman revealed their true appearance in the fading smoke.

The man adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a smile: "Yes, Gin-san. Do you know? There are two identical fools who saved the whole world, but forgot to save themselves. Excuse me, Gin-san, have you ever seen these two fools?"

Then, two bottles of ice-cold soda flew into the hands of the two Gintoki, and the girl scolded them in a tsundere tone, "It's not easy to keep iced drinks warm in a place like this, Aru! Also, the stingy bald boss said that the two bottles are not expired drinks. If you drink too much erythritol and have diarrhea, the boss will let UEG put pressure on the manufacturer to pay compensation, Aru!"

"By the way, who is Puchi?" Hijikata, with a cigarette in his mouth, threw the rocket launcher on his shoulder to the other team members, and then said with a cocky look on his face: "The guy who can say 'the enlightened are always happy' is probably either a saint or a perverted murderous paranoid! But..."

"But we did gain enlightenment." The wig continued Hijikata's words, "But it's not enough for us to be happy alone! Those who create happiness have the obligation to share happiness with others! So this time, you are no longer one... no longer two people!"

"Didn't we agree on this?" Xiaoyu, who was holding a time-travel device in her hand and carrying a full set of positioning devices on her back, came in front of the two Gintoki, "I will definitely help you convey your thoughts, your soul, and the evidence of your existence to the future!"

"Xiaoyu, it turns out you did all this..."

"Not only Xiaoyu herself, but also the help of the boss, Father Genwai. Because the power of my teleportation device is limited, I can only bring my friends in Kabukicho Street to reunite with you first."

"Where's the bald guy? Where did the bald guy go?"

"Boss, there is an important task to be completed, but before that..."

Xiaoyu took out two ear-hook communication devices and helped the two Gintoki wear them on their ears. Then, Xiaoyu put down her backpack and spread the various positioning devices on the ground.

At the same time as the positioning device was successfully activated, the communicators on the two people's ears were also connected. The boss's roar rushed out of the headphones and into the ear canals of the two people!

[You sons of bitches! You two stood me up while I was f**king grabbing a bottle of soda? How fun is it for two grown men to run away behind my back? How fun is it to be gay to yourself? It would be fine if you two could handle everything in the past, but you let your 15-year-old selves live 15 years later!]

"Sorry, we..."

"Wait, that's not right! We're not dead yet!"

[Nonsense!] The boss yelled again in the communicator: [We are all there, you two, no! You three are still going to die!]

"Then where are you?"

【On your left！】

Before the boss finished speaking, a portal with a diameter of over 10 meters opened behind the crowd on the left. Then, more than 26 rust-red and blue-gray warships lined up in a single column entered the battlefield. And below these warships, people with an aura of "keep away from strangers" slowly walked through the portal.

Then, a table of guys who looked different but equally tough followed the 26 people and came here with eyes full of curiosity.

Ten or so seconds later, both the alien scum from the Celestial Beings side and Boss Cheng and the Yorozuya coalition all felt their bodies lighten at the same time.

A certain big shot who followed his boss here looked up at the sky and said with emotion: "See? The main controller buys all kinds of metals every day and uses them to build the Queen of Glory in the sky. Hundreds of millions or even billions of tons of metal are used to build a ship. I'm afraid that the main controller will bankrupt the competitive world!"

"Damn it, the purchase price is so low, the competitive world is a damned product!"

"But why is there only one ship?"

"Please! The ship in the sky is the Glorious Queen-class Gunner (Fxxker), a serious flagship!"

That's right, although the main control only sent one battleship to "help" Boss Cheng fight in the space battle, because the Glory Queen's Gunner is too big, reaching a length of 26 kilometers, so even if there is only one ship to help Boss Cheng "fill the scene", it is enough to destroy the small sampans of the alien bastards on the opposite side.

The reason why everyone on the ground felt relaxed was entirely because the strong gravity generated by the Gunner in the process of crossing the world disrupted the gravity balance on the earth.

In fact, the people on the ground were still lucky. The moment the Gunner passed through, some inverted spaceships in space were sucked by the chaotic gravity and crashed into a 26-kilometer-long metal giant.

It's really like "I haven't even used any strength yet, why did you fall down?"

On the ground, a miner exclaimed: "I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it! In order to help you, the General Affairs Department even sent out a flagship like the Queen of Glory-class battleship!"

"What? Didn't you hear?" the boss asked the other guardians of the cornerstone world.

"What should we hear?" the crowd asked.

"It's about me hiring Top500 to help me fight the war!"

Everyone nodded and asked, "I know, but where are they?"

"They are on the battleship above us! The tournament organizers didn't assign them any missions to attack the ground. Instead, they need to stay in space to participate in a battleship snatching competition at the end of the season."

"Battleship snatching competition?" Angel pointed at the battleships in the sky, "Let them snatch Tianren's battleships in the sky?"