It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

The boss nodded and said, "In order to grab the spaceship, they cleared out all the berths and hanging points in the battleship, just waiting for Top to grab the ship so that they have a place to put it!"

Everyone sighed: "No wonder they sent such a big warship, it turns out they stole the ship to make it easier to load it back!"

While the boss and his men were sighing with emotion, 50 torpedo boats loaded with contestants flew out from the Gunner and had already stuffed the contestants' boarding torpedoes into the launch tubes.

With a long whistle and the referee announcing the start of the competition, 500 torpedoes were fired from the electromagnetic accelerator tubes of the torpedo boats. The contestants controlled the direction of the torpedoes and flew towards their desired "results".

And when the first torpedo penetrated into the cabin of a spaceship, the nightmare of the Tianren Space Force began!

The boss on the ground battlefield walked up to Gintoki and asked, "If there were no interference from other alien bastards, do you two have the ability to kill Nightmare?"

The two Gintoki nodded at the same time.

"Okay then, you two will be responsible for killing Nightmare and the like, and the Kabukicho Street Fighter Group will only be responsible for helping them solve all obstacles on the road. As for us..." Boss Cheng turned around and looked at the Guardians, Avengers, Ninjas, Demons, and the fleet of battleships carrying the UNSC transforming fighter units.

"We are responsible for dealing with all the alien debris on the battlefield and helping you create a better future!"

0364 The big hip of fate begins to ride on the face

"Hahaha, very good! I admit that among the lowly humans, you are indeed very strong. But compared to us..."

"Shh!"

The commander-in-chief of the Celestial Alliance immediately scattered the food all over the ground in thin slices that could be put directly into the hot pot. When the commander-in-chief's personal guards reacted, they found that their vision was suddenly level with the ground. Then, they found something that looked very much like their bodies, which were also cut into processed ingredients like the commander-in-chief.

The only difference is that the commander-in-chief's body was cut into shabu-shabu slices, while their bodies were cut into mahjong pieces.

At 1 minute and 27 seconds into the battle between the Celestial Beings' ground forces and the strange warrior coalition, the command center of the Celestial Beings' ground forces was completely destroyed. The hundreds of thousands of Celestial Beings on the battlefield immediately fell into a state of chaos, with no leader and each fighting for its own.

"Hehe! Hehehe! Hahahahaha! Everybody, do whatever you want!"

[Hey! Boss! Pay attention to your mental health! You must control your emotions! ]

control?

Control it! At this moment, the boss was like a brother of Khorne, setting off a pure bloody storm on the battlefield! Hundreds and thousands of people were suddenly thrown into the air by a strong wind, and then cut into small pieces by the fragments of the Dragon Slaying Sword controlled by the brain in the air, and finally drifted to most of the battlefield under the sweep of the strong wind.

But after just a few gusts of wind, Wendy ran away because the scene was too disgusting. So Boss Cheng could only choose to harvest the "leeks" that were running around on the ground, and the battlefield was transformed from the previous bloody storm into a super-large meat grinder.

At the same time, Iron Man, flying in the air, was using the beam Gatling gun on his left shoulder to shoot at the people on the ground. When encountering some heavy armored units that the beam machine gun could not penetrate, he would activate the grenade launcher on his right shoulder. However, there were only 180 rounds of grenade in reserve, so Tony had to use them sparingly.

On the ground, an alien leader with decent combat power hit Crossbones on the back with a stick, sending Crossbones flying far away. However, because he was wearing heavy power armor, even though the back armor plate was deformed by the hammer, Crossbones did not receive any substantial damage except that his whole body was shaken up. And the moment Crossbones stood up and fought back, the alien leader was chopped into four pieces by Crossbones' two power swords.

Then, the boss who could use a flying shield and a sledgehammer carried Crossbones back to the United Legion's supply point and replaced Crossbones with a new piece of back armor.

"Captain, do you think this is technical bullying?"

Rogers glanced at Crossbones, pointed at his teammates who were clearly beyond the scope of "humanity" not far away and said, "See? They are the ones who are technically bullying, and we are just the ones who have good equipment and crush them."

For example, at this moment, a fire meteorite with a diameter of no less than 10 meters suddenly appeared at an altitude of ten thousand meters, and fell to the ground where a large number of celestial troops gathered with a scream.

"The heavens are moving!"

The moment the meteorite hit the ground, more than a thousand alien debris were directly killed by the impact and high temperature of the meteorite, and the rest were also affected by the shock wave of the meteorite landing. However, those affected were not blown away, but all turned into various ugly stone statues.

The next second, a woman suddenly pulled out a 40-meter-long sword from her chest. As lightning and sword light flashed, more than a thousand aliens were beheaded.

On another battlefield, a giant salamander was cooperating with a giant toad and a giant snake, wreaking havoc on the battlefield. Several giant slugs were lying on their bodies, providing constant healing and recovery for the other three.

The three ninjas of Konoha, the jonin of Amegakure, the Avengers, and the Asgard expeditionary force led by Thor himself formed an alliance and were engaged in a one-sided massacre on the battlefield.

As for the guardians who came to help temporarily, they were so excited when facing the weak alien bastards. They couldn't remember how long it had been since they had slaughtered the enemy with all their might, so they naturally couldn't give up this opportunity to relieve stress.

Yabuki, who punched at sub-light speed, was like a flash of lightning. He also reproduced the lightning speed punch plagiarized from "Saint Seiya" in a very realistic way. And Yabuki, who was at 100% strength, also made the lightning speed punch have the effect of the North Star Fist. The alien bastards he hit basically had no chance of leaving a complete body. Their heads were either shattered or their bodies exploded.

Zaire used the bodies left by the alien bastards to either create corpse explosions or summon skeletons. In a few minutes, Zaire successfully created hundreds of tall and high-quality skeleton soldiers. This was not because Zaire was lazy, but because most of the alien bastards died without a complete body.

Moreover, the alien corpses were too small to even be used as corpse traps. These pieces of meat could no longer serve any purpose other than emitting the smell of corpses and providing a comfortable feeling for the feet of both sides fighting on the battlefield.

As for the seven mining bosses, their way of killing the enemy was particularly plain and boring. Instead of doing it themselves, they drove a 7-meter-long, 15-meter-wide, and 9-meter-high crawler mining vehicle over the enemy army.

"How boring." A big guy complained while driving a mine cart: "If I had known there would be no challenge, I might as well have brought my dance troupe over to help liven things up!"

"No, you're not in the real estate business, and you don't have any unfinished buildings, so why would you support a dance troupe?"

"Cultivating one's sentiments, is it your business?"

"I think the last word of the four words 'cultivating sentiments' is the key point of your song and dance troupe!"

"After fighting all your life, can't you enjoy yourself?"

However, at this time, the 4000th unit that had been responsible for monitoring the low-Earth orbit suddenly sent a message saying that a large number of heat sources were breaking through the atmosphere. The landing sites of these airdrop capsules were scattered throughout East Asia, but most of them chose to land near the battlefield.

"how many?"

"Report to the Pilot! There are no less than 6000 flying towards the battlefield!"

Lei Zang, who was working at the logistics supply station, suddenly realized that it was not the enemy who took the initiative to send troops to the battlefield. Instead, the fleet in the Earth's orbit was experiencing a rout, and the aliens in the spacecraft had to abandon the ship and choose to land directly from the orbit to the surface of the Earth in order to survive.

The fact was indeed as Lei Zang expected. After all, the people who participated in the "robbery" were the top 500 contestants in the science and technology plane of the competitive world. You should know that at least 50 of them had the same combat power as Angel, and there were 10 super contestants who surpassed Angel.

You let these people form a team to rob the enemy's spaceship. Even if their murderousness and brutality are not even 1/10 of Boss Cheng's, the moment they rush into the enemy's spaceship, it will be enough to bring a catastrophe to the combatants and crew members in the spaceship.

However, there is no reward for killing the people in the spaceship, but there is a 500pt reward for capturing a spaceship. After the ship-grabbing competition is over, there will be special rewards issued by the master controller based on the ranking of the number of spaceships captured. As a result, the celestial beings who were not killed fled from the spaceship occupied by one person, and could only flee to the earth more than a thousand kilometers below.

Unfortunately, the escape pods on these celestial spacecraft not only have the ability to fly in a gravity environment, but are also equipped with weapons. So when the escape pod pilots found that the ground forces had been defeated, these bastards who fell from the sky pressed the attack button on the human coalition forces on the ground.

Seeing this, the UNSC space navy who were temporarily seconded took action. The pilot of VF-171 immediately took off and began to intercept the enemies that suddenly fell from the sky.

However, there were less than 150 pilots accompanying the warships this time, but there were thousands of lifeboats dropping from the sky. Even if all 150 fighter planes were launched and more than a dozen warships were deployed in the battle, it would still be a drop in the bucket compared to the vast number of escape pods.

"What are you doing?" Minister Lei Zang shouted at the tournament director on the other end of the communication. "We clearly agreed that you would be the ones to deal with all the enemies in the spaceships, not just the enemy spaceships! But what about now? Are you planning to break the agreement, or are you neglecting your duties? Do you know how many casualties will be caused to my coalition forces if you let these enemies into our ground battlefield?"

Indeed, although these escape pods could not change the final trend of the war, it did not mean that these bastards would not add extra trouble to the battle. They were very likely to bring more casualties to the coalition forces. You have to know that those friends who came here simply to help Boss Cheng get revenge did not have time to buy insurance.

And the insurance department would not handle insurance business for these people who had nothing to do with the main controller. So, if these friends really had any misfortune, it would really become a misfortune.

Fortunately, the event director responded quickly. He told Lei Zang that the extended match had already begun, and assured that "all the colleagues in the coordination department who are fighting on the ground will see it soon!"

At this time, hundreds of fireballs streaking across the sky entered everyone's field of vision. Boss Cheng only needed to look up to distinguish that the hundreds of fireballs falling from the sky were not fireballs at all, but Human Entry Vehicles (HEVs) that he was very familiar with in the outer atmosphere!

That is the orbital airdrop capsule called "coffin" by ODST in another world!

Because the airdrop capsules were falling much faster than the escape boats of the Celestial Beings, some of the airdrop capsules made of Grade A hard titanium alloy happened to hit the escape boats of the Celestial Beings. In other words, the pointed metal pipes directly penetrated the escape boats and fell to the ground at a relatively slow speed.

"boom!"

With a muffled sound, the Top500 fighters who were performing the descent mission kicked away the hatch of the airdrop cabin that was deformed and could not be opened, just like the Spartan III fighters from another world. As more and more Top3 fighters kicked away the hatch, Boss Cheng knew that the alien bastards would never make any more waves!

"But there are too many of these alien bastards!"

"Looking at this situation, there must be more than 50 people!"

"We are not perverts like the Spartans who dare to be brothers with Khorne. How can we possibly eliminate so many alien bastards in one battle!"

Suddenly, a contestant who had just arrived at the battlefield and ranked over 100 pointed at a bald man who was dressed like a Spartan II warrior but without a helmet and asked the others: "Look at the thickness of that bald man over there, does he look like the retired one?"

"Damn it, I'm impressed by his armor again!" Aston Altran, who still failed to enter the top 10, complained: "This guy always manages to get some weird equipment, it's really enviable!"

"Is he really a Spartan?" another Top500 exclaimed!

But soon, more and more Top 500 people exclaimed in surprise, because they found that superstars from all periods were scattered all over the battlefield!

"Look! It's the Lightning Jab Yabuki!"

"And that one, the one standing on the mine cart! It's Tiger King Norris Packard!"

"Wow! Even the one-winged angel Angel Xiu Lei is here!"

"Hey, hey, hey! That short guy! Do you think he looks like Levi Ackerman?"

"Look at that! Look at that! The one with the golden hair! It's Enyoto Rengoku Kyojuro!"

Many Top 500 players found their former idols on the battlefield. It was at this time that the Top 500 players who were required to participate in the Master League on the last day of the season realized that this game was far more complicated than they thought!

"Do it!"

"let's go!"

"Kill the alien bastard!"

"Don't lose face in front of your idol!"

"Kill them!"

In an instant, 500 wild dogs broke free and rushed out in droves. Some escape pods that were just about to land, or even had their doors just opened a crack, along with more than 50 people inside, were blasted into a pile of scrap metal mixed with blood, organs and meat by the Top500.

Because of the Top500's joining, even though the enemy has increased by more than 40 people, the chaotic coalition forces still present an overwhelming advantage on the old battlefield. So at the same time, the offensive of the "Kabukicho Street" coalition forces has become more and more rapid.

"Why is this happening?" The leader of the Nightmare Clan muttered viciously, "Besides the two White Yakshas, ​​why are there so many messed up enemies? Why? Why do they have such strong fighting power? But today! No matter who you are, you cannot escape the curse of us, the Star Destroyers, the Nightmare Clan! Listen to my orders, form an attack formation, and go to battle!"

However, as soon as the hollow soldiers of the Nightmare Clan jumped in front of the people on Kabukicho Street, dozens of EMP grenades flew into their faces.

With dozens of crisp sounds and the accompanying fire and lightning, a large-scale EMP attack spread out. All electronic devices without EMP protection equipment within its range were destroyed at this moment. And the empty shell soldiers of the Nightmare Clan that had just been sent in were immediately killed in front of the battle.

"Just like the boss said, technology changes destiny. Your technology can no longer curse us!"

"Let me show you how shameful it is to have fate's big hips rubbed against your face!"

After saying that, the two Gintoki jumped up, and with the help of everyone, they went straight to the leader of the Nightmare Clan, who was also the culprit of all the disasters!

"Hahaha, your blood-stained figures are truly worthy of being called White Yaksha. Do you really think that you can protect your friends and compatriots just by being enlightened on the Shura Path?"

"Can you please not say the same nonsense twice?" Old Gintoki said impatiently.

Young Gintoki agreed, "Yeah, if you have time to talk bullshit to us, why not try it yourself to see if you have the ability to make us mourn!"

suddenly!

Dozens of bandages filled with the "curse" virus rushed straight towards the two Gintoki. But what surprised the Nightmare leader Wanwanmei was that the old Gintoki would rather sacrifice himself to help the young Gintoki block all the attacks of the "curse" bandages.

"Is that all you can do?" Old Gintoki, whose body was pierced by bandages in many places, said with a grim smile: "If that's all you have, you might as well get a taste of double payback next time!"

After saying that, the old Gintoki grabbed the young Gintoki and threw him towards the Nightmare Leader as a throwing weapon. However, this move not only caught the Nightmare Leader off guard, but also the young Gintoki who had just lost synchronization with the other self.

So, without any preparation, the young Gintoki smashed towards the leader of the Nightmares with his feet facing forward.

Then, the Nightmare Leader blocked Gintoki's flying kick. And because it had just pushed Gintoki's legs apart, Gintoki's hips were in an unfavorable position with their legs wide open.

However, because the inertia of Gintoki's attack was too great...

Then, Gintoki hit the face of the Nightmare Leader with his arms wide open. The first thing that touched the forehead of the Nightmare Leader was Gintoki's treasure!

pain!

This is an unforgettable pain, like being punched on an egg and then crushed in someone's hand, which makes people feel despair and excruciating pain!

The leader of the Nightmare was about to push away Gintoki who was riding on his face, but he didn't expect that the old Gintoki who used another of himself as a hidden weapon would suddenly attack him. He picked up the wooden sword on the ground and pulled away the young self who was in pain. In an instant, the wooden sword went straight through the head of the leader of the Nightmare. The blood-red light in the eyes of the leader of the Nightmare also dimmed after flickering three or two times.

"Uh... Is it over?"

"Maybe."

"It's over. I can't feel their presence anymore."

"This is a good thing, it means it's really over."

"What the hell, I'm talking about my balls!"

"Feel sorry……"

"Just in case, we'll launch an EMP attack first, then divide the bodies, and finally have the boss load all the remains of the Nightmare Clan into torpedoes and shoot them into the sun!"

Maybe the Nightmare Leader had been pretending to be dead, or maybe he was frightened back to life by the two people's words. In any case, the Nightmare Leader's dimmed glasses once again burst into a red light!

The next moment, the nano-machine virus hidden in the body of the Nightmare Leader burst out, covering the two Gintoki tightly. However, the two still noticed that there were more than a dozen small balls of the same color as the machine virus, which rushed out of the decisive battle site of the three people under the cover of the black machine virus and headed straight for the core area of ​​the battlefield in the distance.

And that happens to be where Boss Cheng and Raizo are!

0365 Let's go out and open my mind

[Sorry, it seems we screwed up again...]

In order to prevent Gintoki from nagging as usual, the boss immediately asked: "Keep it short."

[Okay.] A Gintoki said: [The leader of the Nightmare was destroyed by us.]

Another Gintoki also said: [It also destroyed the nanomachine manufacturing core in its head. ]

[We didn't expect that this Nightmare would not learn from his mistakes and try to imitate Qualcomm to play with big and small cores! ]

"Please, just talk about the important things!"

[Please, this is important! ]