It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Then he took out his cell phone and called 110.

Fortunately, all this is carried out in Dawn Town. The townspeople have become accustomed to and learned to appreciate the intermittent fits of the "restaurant clan" and the various strange things and events they create.

Otherwise, the garrison would have come here to catch the mentally ill person!

The boss walked towards the restaurant with a bag of peeled garlic cloves and half a bag of garlic paste. Brother Biao walked out of the restaurant while chatting on the radio. The two of them met at the door first, and then Brother Biao took the bag of finished products and half a bag of failed products from the boss and nodded at the boss.

"Hey! Okay, okay! No problem, don't worry, he's right next to me, I'll definitely pass on the message to you!" After saying that, the call was hung up by the other party. Brother Biao, who was holding the garlic cloves and garlic paste, said to the boss again: "Boss, the medical department... let me tell you... that Sheng Shu plans to go home to visit his relatives during the Spring Festival holiday and off-season."

"No, Brother Biao!" The boss asked in confusion, "Why do you never stutter when you chat with the control?"

"Eh? Eh! Really? Why didn't I realize it myself?"

Even Shaoan, who was cleaning the sea fish in the kitchen, said, "Every time you communicate with the main control, that guy speaks very fluently. I have never seen you make a joke during the communication."

"I'm not saying anything bad about you, Shaoan! What's wrong with you?" The boss looked at Shaoan in shock and asked him, "Who did you learn this Northeastern dialect from? Where is your pride as a Sichuan chef? You are being ungrateful, don't you understand?"

Shaoan looked at the room full of people speaking Northeastern dialect and just grinned. Then he turned his eyes to the half bag of mashed garlic in Brother Biao's hand...

"You can peel the garlic if you want, but why are you messing with all this old garlic? We don't use any garlic in our cooking, don't you think that's right?"

The boss shrugged and said, "They are all new garlic. New garlic skins are hard to peel. You are not dishonest."

"Stop… making noise." Brother Biao chuckled and said, "We're going to make grilled… fish tonight. Isn't the boss also… planning to make some grilled seafood… with butter and garlic? These are dishes that require… garlic."

After teaching the Berserker Armor, Xiao Xiangcheng and Xiao Nagato also ran into the restaurant and told the boss that they wanted to eat roasted garlic in the evening.

“Roasted in Jinzhou style!”

"Roast the garlic! Roast the garlic and make noodles!"

"That's right, fresh garlic is too crispy when roasted and not tasty!"

“New garlic can only be used to make fried garlic slices!”

What should I say...

These two kids not only have a strong taste for food, but they also know how to eat!

Speaking of dinner, Denise, who had just returned from shopping, asked Boss Cheng how many people would come to their house for dinner tonight.

"There won't be as many people this year as in the past two years. The project team will be here after work; Loki and my aunt can only come after they host a fundraising dinner for orphanages and public schools; my uncle and Thor should be right behind them; the three from the Yorozuya will definitely be here tonight; Lala Fei and Kong who can fly, and those poor gods will almost certainly be here too."

After that, the boss shrugged and said, "That's about it for this year."

"That's all?" Denise asked, "What about the others?"

"Everyone from the Avengers Restaurant Alliance followed Nick Fury to climb Changbai Mountain in winter and see the snowy Tianchi Lake."

"Why doesn't he come to climb Changbai Mountain here?" Shaoan asked puzzledly.

"Because we didn't have snow this year..."

Yes!

Since the beginning of winter in 2026, except for a little snow in northern Heilongjiang, it has been raining everywhere else! Changbai Mountain, which used to snow in October, has also been raining heavily like other places.

It is hard to imagine that the temperature in Northeast China in early January can always remain around 0 degrees. So even if Hei Lu Dan and his friends wanted to support the tourism industry here, they would have no chance to do so.

The boss sighed and told the others, "People at the National Meteorological Center say that this 'snowless winter' is just the beginning. In a few years, the Northeast may not even have the chance to wear a thick cotton-padded jacket. Typhoons may become the norm in the Northeast in winter."

I didn't lie to Boss Cheng. The total solar radiation received by the Earth in 2026 will be 2025 thousandths higher than in 1.33!

Don’t underestimate this increase of 0.00133. For a star as big as the sun, it is already a very dangerous omen!

Forget it, it’s a holiday, let’s not talk about it.

As for the others who couldn't come...

This year, other guardians followed their boss' lead and held New Year dinners in their respective cornerstone worlds. Several miners donated a sum of gold to help alleviate the financial pressure on many struggling guardians, giving them the opportunity to show off their strong financial resources in the cornerstone world.

Even Angel held a grand banquet for all the people in Ishgard. The banquet lasted for three days and three nights just to celebrate the end of the thousand-year war between humans and dragons.

The 30th Cornerstone World also held their own small gathering in the quarantine area of ​​City Z. Although 30th did not have an official guardian, the 30th Project Team treated Saitama as a guardian. Not to mention anything else, the supermarket across from Saitama's apartment tried every means to offer discounts every day, just to keep Saitama firmly trapped in the "chariot" of the 30th Project Team.

And tonight’s small dinner party that belongs exclusively to the No. 30 world was organized by the project team members who opened the supermarket.

But after the dinner started, the project team realized that the scale of this dinner was not small at all. Since the boss held a barbecue party in front of the restaurant last time, the rumor that "the neighborhood of the two bald guys does not discriminate against weirdos" spread throughout the quarantine area of ​​City Z in a short period of time.

Many monsters who didn't want to degenerate, or who firmly believed that monsters were not bad people, moved to the vicinity of Saitama's house. After just over two months, they formed a small community of nearly 200 people near the "shopping street" opened by the guardian.

Although there are not only many weird people in this community, but also many weird people. But the weird people who are willing to live in a small community are not bad. So these people prefer to gather in a safe place and hug each other for warmth.

This also makes the area around Saitama's apartment more filled with the atmosphere of "human life" than before.

0414 Troubles about work

At the dinner table, Loki kept looking at his father with resentment. But old Odin ignored his youngest son's gaze and kept laughing with his wife and eldest son about the various embarrassing things that happened to his two sons when they were young. These included but were not limited to using magic to split a dung pile and getting covered in shit; pulling a Pegasus' tail and getting kicked away by the Pegasus's kicks; and running up a mountain to ride a sled, only to end up falling into a ditch with both the man and the sled.

It is true that the end of the universe is the Northeast. A group of Asgard gods forced themselves to live their childhoods like the older generation of Northeastern kids.

The family conflict between Loki and his father Odin has not yet dissipated, but it is less severe than it was a few months ago. In fact, even though Loki is over 1500 years old, he still likes to act like a child.

He could already understand his father's responsibilities as a ruler, even though Loki was managing a small town that did not belong to him, where there was no war and where he spent all his time trying to develop and get rich. However, he still had to keep his temper.

However, these people had no idea that in a time and space beyond time, a guy holding countless ropes in his hands was observing everyone at this small gathering with a smile. He could always find his own happiness in the words of these people, and feel the rare reunion moment in countless parallel worlds.

In the cornerstone world No. 30, Saitama was acting as the atmosphere group for the dinner party with a blank expression but a little bit of happiness. Nearly 200 monsters, under the chairmanship of the leader of the No. 30 project team, announced the establishment of an organization called "Monster Mutual Aid and Self-help Association".

This is not a sudden idea of ​​a bunch of weirdos, but a careful decision after more than a month of preparation. This is not a self-entertaining organization, but a public welfare organization that really intends to do something practical and sincerely hopes to help weirdos return to society.

Of course, whether this "society" that they return to refers to a society of normal humans, or a society where normality doesn't matter, only they themselves know.

From the current situation, the small community composed of these weirdos is running in a pretty good order. The biggest problem restricting the development of small communities is that the community itself cannot provide enough jobs.

Although some of them have decided to go to the outskirts of the quarantine area to open up wasteland and cultivate the land when tomorrow comes, but with the strength and physical strength that the monsters have shown far exceeding that of normal humans, it is impossible for all of them to go to farm. Besides, there are still a large number of monsters who don't want to become farmers.

"I want to work in an SM club that dares to accept services from weirdos. There must be many bitches eager to be whipped by this princess. Oh hehehehe!"

"I like to study the locking mechanisms of various safes and vaults, and I know the keyless opening methods of more than 40 door locks. I hope society will be willing to accept a weird locksmith. I am really good at lock picking."

"I just want to find a small theater where I can perform my original plasma Noh music."

"You guys think holding a weirdo wrestling tournament is feasible? I really like wrestling, even if it's just an exhibition match."

"I want to go to work and find a company to continue... Stop using that electric fan. The charcoal fire is too strong. Take a break first."

"Who of you wants a haircut? I'll style it for you for free."

This is the daily life of weirdos who worry about their work.

Perhaps the members of Project Team 30 were trained by members of Teams 27 and 28, so their working style naturally carries a strong influence of Team 27.

So when they found out that the weirdos living in "their" community were worried about not having a job, they would start to worry as well. Otherwise, they couldn't just lie at home all day like a certain bald salted fish, and only think about being a hero and helping the weak!

Fortunately, the actions of Project Team 30 were not only approved by the Coordination Department, but also supported by other departments. In the cornerstone world of 30, which has no exclusive guardian, the threat to the survival of human civilization is not only the gods who come to power for no apparent reason, but also the weirdos that continue to appear in human society.

To be more precise, it is not the emergence of monsters that threatens human civilization, but the confrontation between the monster group and the normal group that threatens the survival and development of the human race.

The medical department has figured out the core factor that turns normal people into monsters in this world - obsession. But why do people become monsters because of obsession, or why can anything in this world become monsters because of obsession? Not only the medical department can't figure it out, but even the technical department can't figure it out.

For example, the electric fan monster that has been responsible for blowing the stove, this guy was not a human before, but was born from a pile of old appliances discarded by humans. The reason why this household appliance has become a monster is that it does not want to be abandoned and wants to continue to bring coolness to people.

This fan, which can be rated as a ghost-level monster, is currently responsible for blowing the dust and fallen leaves on the community streets out of the community. When the community encounters sandstorms, it uses strong winds to block the incoming sand and dust. It is also responsible for ventilating relatively closed spaces when people gather.

But it is this simple job that makes this ghost-level weirdo feel that his career in electrical appliances is full of meaning.

A week later, the whip-monster with a serious sadistic tendency, Nus, went to Dawn Town. She didn't come here to open a weird nightclub in another world, but to find Orochimaru for plastic surgery with a letter of introduction.

(Nu S's pictures cannot be posted. If posted, they will be deleted and you will be warned.)

Although Nu S has a hot body, the corners of her mouth are cracked because of her weirdness. She hopes to have a small cherry mouth again through plastic surgery, so that when she runs a weird nightclub, customers will not be scared by her appearance.

Other weirdos in the "Mutual Aid and Self-Help Association" also began their own efforts to become self-reliant with the help of Project Team 30. For example, Phoenix Man took some weirdos with distinctive but not ugly appearances and began to try to find some flyer distribution jobs in City Z.

Master Joe, who is good at unlocking and repairing locks, also opened a lock-opening company called "30 Seconds Fast". The advertisement for the lock-opening company was posted by the Phoenix Man group.

However, their way of posting lock-opening advertisements was ridiculed by Boss Cheng.

The wicked and smoky boss Cheng decided to give Phoenix Man some "urban psoriasis" shock in the style of another world. He led Phoenix Man to the corridor of an old residential building in Hualin City and pointed at the stickers on the doors and walls that read "XX unlocking", "floor heating cleaning, pipe unblocking", "housekeeping service", and "range hood cleaning". Then he asked Phoenix Man: "Do you understand?"

Unexpectedly, the Phoenix Man said: "It's too immoral to do this!"

Boss Cheng looked at Phoenix Man and asked him, "Let's put aside the moral issues for now. Just tell me whether it will work or not."

"But……"

At this moment, a man with a cigarette in his mouth, a bulging paper bag in his right hand, and a box of ink in his left hand suddenly appeared. He asked the boss with a strong smell of cigarettes if he was sending the God of Wealth. The boss didn't answer him, so the man asked the boss and the Phoenix man "in doll clothes" to step back a little.

"Don't delay my work, okay?"

The boss and the Phoenix man took two steps back, and the man with the cigarette in his mouth pretended that the two people did not exist. He put the paper bag on the ground and took out a 15*10 cm foam seal from his pocket. He dipped the seal in the ink a few times and then slowly pressed it on one of the few blank areas on the wall.

After pressing a stamp that read "Unblocking pipes, cleaning floor heating, connecting PVC pipes", the man changed it to a stamp that read "Recycling old appliances and old computers" and stamped it on the wall.

The man took out six or seven stamps, and the more the boss looked at them, the more familiar they looked. Until the boss couldn't help but ask the man who stamped them, "Did you work in the area around the old mining school some time ago? Did you stamp the door of the boxed lunch restaurant and the telephone pole at the entrance?"

The man threw away his cigarette butt and said with his unique professional pride: "I'm not bragging to you, but the advertisements on the walls of several research institutes and technology companies over there were all built by me."

The boss laughed when he heard the man's answer. He also said to him, "Since you are so honest, I won't make it difficult for you. Come with me to the restaurant and remove the advertisements on my door and the electric pole at the entrance. Then this matter will be settled. How about that?"

The man said "fuck" subconsciously, but based on his professional ethics of "you know you'll get into trouble sooner or later if you do this job" and the awareness of "doing too much evil will eventually lead to your own destruction", he pleaded with his boss: "Can you let me finish the two floors above? I've received the money, so I have to finish this last bit of work. I promise not to run away, okay?"

The boss didn't make things difficult for the man who put up the advertisement, and the man kept his promise. But what the boss didn't expect was that the guy's backpack was actually filled with special cleaning agent! After arriving at the place, the man sprayed the special cleaning agent on the boss's "anti-nuclear door" and wiped it with a rag. The red paint on it, which was difficult to wash off with water, disappeared.

The man thanked his boss profusely and left. The Phoenix Man also asked his boss: "If we advertise like him, do we also have to..."

"Take him as your role model." The boss replied solemnly.

"But we are weird people anyway, are we sure we won't be hated by doing this?"

Boss Cheng: "It should be..."

Phoenix Man: "Then what's the point of us going out today?"

Boss Cheng thought for a moment and replied, "I caught the person who put the advertisement on my door, and I'll teach you a lesson at the same time."

"What's the central idea?"

"The main idea..." The boss thought for a moment and said with emotion: "Stamping and stickers are still too unethical."

"so?"

and so……

After only two or three days, residents of City Z suddenly discovered that all kinds of strange flyers often fell to the ground through the cracks in their doors when they opened them in the morning.

Just like what Boss Cheng said...

"It's no use stuffing flyers in mailboxes, so just stuff them through the cracks in doors. You have to force people to accept flyers. Besides, stuffing flyers through cracks in doors is better than plastering plasters on people's walls, right?"

Soon after, City Z received a large number of citizen complaints and police calls. All of these complaints and police calls came from various high-end communities and closed apartments in City Z.

The professionalism of the Phoenix Man is not exaggerated. As long as they target a residential area, even if you have hundreds of security guards patrolling 24 hours a day and 360-degree surveillance, they can still slip flyers into the cracks of your door without making any noise.

Really, with their skills, if they want to steal something from your house, they can definitely do it without anyone noticing.

However, this is what the wealthy people living in high-end residential areas and gated apartments are most worried about. After all, what the Phoenix Man's men stuffed into people's door cracks was a lock-opening advertisement!

And how many dirty and secret things that must never be shown to the public are hidden in the homes of these rich and powerful people?

However, their leaflet offensive was not without results. At least when the police in City Z encountered a case where a bank manager locked himself in the safe, the first person they thought of was Master Joe, who was known for his "30-second lock-picking" skills!

This is also the first business for the lock-picking geek Master Joe.

However, after Master Joe completed this deal, he was arrested on the spot by the police in City Z.

Although Master Joe was arrested for trespassing on private property, the real reason was that the police and banks in City Z did not want to pay the not-so-cheap unlocking fee, nor did they want to let a weirdo who had strong unlocking skills and had opened a bank vault "roam" around the city.

Phoenix Man originally planned to lead his men to break into the police station in City Z and rescue Master Joe.

However, Boss Cheng, who had just picked up a "little" black dog, said that once the Phoenix Man was gone, the entire weirdo community would be completely on the opposite side of City Z.

"Things like jailbreaking can only be done by upright humans, not by petty, lowly, and immoral monsters. If humans jailbreak, that's just one person's fault. But if monsters rescue their companions, it's enough to prove that the monster community is full of bad natures."

The Phoenix Man hesitated for a moment, then said, "But... the person you rescued was a weirdo!"

"Who said that if you go to jailbreak, you have to rescue weirdos?"

Then, the boss snapped his fingers, and a straight line...

"No, this isn't a prison!"