It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

The boss suddenly had an idea and called Angel, asking him, "What do you think about providing weapon skin samples to the tournament organizers?"

Boss Cheng's words awakened Angel, and because of Boss Cheng's idea, Angel will become the most hated "arm harvester" among the contestants in the future!

Although Eorzea's technology is quite backward, their attainments in aesthetics have taken a unique path. Especially in terms of weapon design, you can even say that the weapons they designed are perfect in everything except that they are not easy to use!

Equally perfect are the various foolproof plans formulated by the UEG in World 27.

"Eh? Are you planning to relieve the pressure on the volcanoes in Changbai Mountain?"

Zhou Zhezhi nodded and told Boss Cheng: "The geological conditions in Hualin, Benxi, and Fushun are all good. Besides, you are in charge of Hualin. This area is very suitable as a future scientific research center. The only threat here is the active volcanoes in Changbai Mountain.

If a planetary engine is built near Birch Forest, the problem of active volcanoes must be solved. Only after the threat of volcanoes and underground lava is resolved can the crust reinforcement project be carried out. You don't want to see the ground of Birch Forest being crushed the moment the planetary engine is ignited, right? "

"Is it reliable to relieve the pressure of volcanoes?"

“It should be reliable.”

The one who answered the boss was not Zhou Zhezhi, but Ma Zhao, who had not been seen for a long time. He was seen carrying a latest model of micro quantum computer into the restaurant with great effort. He put the computer on the dining table, fiddled with it for a long time before continuing:

"The plan was given by the latest 550A-β test model. Judging from the scientific principles and operational steps involved in the plan, there are no major flaws or problems."

"So what do you need me to do?" the boss asked with a smile. "You're not coming to say hello to me just to show off your newly developed quantum computer because your research institute has moved to the next street, are you?"

Ma Zhao gently patted the quantum computer that their institute (which had just been upgraded from an institute) had just completed, and told his boss:

"If it weren't for the production of this device, our institute wouldn't have moved here more than half a year later. Our equipment is too delicate, and we have to re-debug and re-match it after a slight move. Fortunately, we had the foresight to make the latest model before moving. With the help of this beta verification machine, we completed the debugging and data matching of all equipment in less than 10 days."

"And then?" the boss asked Ma Zhao, "You're not...really coming here to show me your institute's latest achievements, are you?"

Ma Zhao nodded and replied, "Yes."

"No, I mean you two..."

"He's just bullshitting you!" Zhou Zhezhi said to his boss with a smile, "The main reason we came here this time is to apply to you for the temporary use of the mining spacecraft."

"Yes." Ma Zhao continued Zhou's words: "We plan to use the cracking function of the mining ship to open a small hole at the designated location given by the computer to relieve the pressure accumulated under Changbai Mountain."

"Small hole?" The boss asked Ma Zhao, "How small is the 'small' hole?"

"About 9 kilometers in diameter."

"9 kilometers? Bigger than the city of Hualin?"

Ma Zhao shook his head and told Boss Cheng not to worry. They were not planning to lift Hualin City. The target they were planning to use the mining ship to crack was the Changbai Mountain Airport area in Fusong. They would open a small hole big enough in that area to relieve the pressure from the lower crust and the upper mantle.

"What about the land that was lifted up? What are you going to do with it?"

"Put it back, what else can we do? We can't just throw it into space and use it as a military base, right?" Zhou Zhezhi shrugged and said, "If such a large object falls to the ground, whether it falls on the Amazon or Sydney, it will be a disaster for mankind."

At this moment, a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred to the boss. After sorting out the clues, the boss asked, "Have you ever considered not building the Changbai Mountain airport but relieving the volcanic pressure? They have worked so hard to build an airport, you can't just destroy it, right?"

"How can we do it without lifting the ground?" Ma Zhao, who did not understand his boss's intention, asked, "Can we open a hole directly connected to the mantle out of thin air and release the pressure to outer space?"

As a result, Ma Zhao saw the boss nodding happily.

"Yes, that's what I'm going to do! Do you think it would be better to dump the magma on the moon or on Mars, which would be more environmentally friendly?"

"No! Go to the β-027 world!" Zhou Zhezhi pointed out: "Magma is rich in various minerals. We can make soil additives from the cooled magma. Mixing the crushed volcanic rock into the soil can effectively improve soil fertility! Increase crop yields!"

0412 From discussing hemorrhoids to helping the world

Since we are relieving the pressure on the volcano, we cannot favor some over others and must treat everyone equally.

"But the problem is... that's Yellowstone! A mixed hemorrhoid growing on the butt of Mother Earth! If we don't fix it properly, Mother Earth will spray blood all over our faces!"

"I'm not saying anything bad about you, Lao Cheng!" Zhou Zhe frowned, looking very old. "Can you use a less disgusting metaphor? What you just said was translated into other people's ears."

But what is unimaginable is that the President of the United States actually took the initiative to stand up and said, "Marshal Cheng's remarks make sense. My mixed hemorrhoids almost caused a tragedy of heavy bleeding because of the careless treatment of them back then."

Then, the top leader of the European Federation also said: "If it really is like hemorrhoids, we have to handle it with caution."

"Indeed, internal hemorrhoids are very dangerous. If there is no reliable surgical plan, it is better to use the Oriental magic medicine Ma Xlong Hemorrhoid Suppository."

"Ah, have you used Ma Xlong too?"

As a result, a UEG closed-door meeting on "How to solve the geological problems of the Yellowstone volcanic group" turned into a closed-door meeting on "hemorrhoids and drug treatment" under the leadership of the boss.

Fortunately, the people who could sit in this conference room were not the big gangsters in the past, but were well-known in the international political arena. So after reaching a consensus that "Ma Xlong is a miracle drug", everyone still discussed the solution to the Yellowstone volcano group in a serious manner.

Just like what Mr. Cheng said, the Yellowstone volcanoes are Mother Earth’s…

Forget it, let me just state the conclusion.

Because of the fear that disturbing a certain part of Yellowstone would cause an overall pressure imbalance, the pressure relief plan that was not used on Changbai Mountain was eventually used on the Yellowstone volcano group.

However, the plan given by the quantum computer to lift the Yellowstone is obviously much more terrifying than the plan to lift Changbai Mountain. Because the mining ship needs to lift a crustal plate with an area equivalent to the size of Hainan Island, so that the pressure relief vent is large enough! To ensure that the magma directly below the Yellowstone can only "emerge" instead of "erupt."

Isn’t it bold!

What's even more daring is that in order to cooperate with UEG's plan, Boss Cheng had to suspend the mining work of two mining ships. UEG also applied for the secondment of mining ships for "at least 45 days".

The reason why it took so long was that the "miners" on the two ships had never practiced the steps of cracking a planet. After all, given the richness of minerals in the asteroid belt, it would be difficult to mine the asteroid belt and instead go head-to-head with a planet or satellite.

It is generally impossible to perform such an operation without some "great wisdom".

So, the two mining ships must first go to the Jupiter orbit to find a satellite to practice, and then they can return to the Earth orbit to dismantle Yellowstone.

However, Boss Cheng has no time to care about how they plan to operate, because there are many things that need him to worry about. For example, the base of the space elevator in Gabon will be completed in mid-November, and as the (honorary) marshal of the UNSC space fleet, Boss Cheng must attend the completion ceremony.

For example, the carbon nanomaterial factory in the far-earth orbit has also started trial operation. In addition, as the first small barrel-shaped colony satellite, various small-scale ecological self-circulation experiments will also be carried out in this colony satellite. As the (honorary) marshal of the space fleet, Mr. Cheng needs to ensure the safety of the people in the colony satellite. If any problem occurs in the satellite, the people must be evacuated and transferred at the first time.

In addition, the original Venator-class Star Destroyer is now flying around between the Earth and the Moon every day. The boss's Garuda was also borrowed by some department jointly established by Shenfei, Chengdu Aircraft Corporation, and Xi'an Aircraft Corporation. Then a group of lunatics who once made the lift coefficient of fighter jets more than 2 called the boss every day to complain that the aerodynamic shape of Garuda was unreasonable.

They also argue every day: "This aerodynamic layout can't even reach a lift of 1.4, but it didn't fall from the sky, all thanks to its anti-gravity engine."

Then they discussed with Boss Cheng every now and then about modifying the aerodynamic shape of Garuda. The boss reluctantly agreed, so these crazy people began a series of experiments to "try to increase the lift of the fighter to more than 1.8".

In fact, Boss Cheng understands that the reason these three aviation groups have united together is that they are afraid that they will be washed up on the beach by the waves in the vigorous wave of reform.

Although their production line is continuously producing Pelican passenger and cargo light spacecraft, they understand that the core technology of Pelican has little to do with them. The reason why Pelican can be developed is all thanks to the Falcon and Quinjet provided by Boss Cheng as research samples.

After all, the lift of 2.2, which they were once so proud of, has completely become an outdated and outdated product in the context of the space age. So they just want to absorb as much design and manufacturing experience of various space vehicles as possible in a short period of time to lay the foundation for all-round independent innovation in the future.

In addition, all countries with strong aviation industry in the world are producing Pelican. Only India has arranged the production line but has not started production. The reason why India has not started the production line is not that other countries do not allow India to produce, but India has decided on its own.

The Indian brother is working on abolishing the caste system on one hand, promoting immigration to other worlds on the other, building industrial infrastructure on the other, and improving the scientific literacy of the people on the other.

Fortunately, Lord Shiva has four hands, so for the third brother who believes in Lord Shiva, it is not a big problem to do four things at the same time.

Of course, no matter how big the problem is, you have to persist. At the same time, stretch out four hands and grab hard. Don't blame the third brother for biting off more than he can chew, but the third brother knows that if he doesn't grab it now, he will never be able to catch it.

"Third Brother has become more reliable. Isn't this great news for the whole world?"

"Yes, it is good news." But Zhou Zhezhi added: "But they haven't finalized the number of people who are going to immigrate to the other world yet."

"Because of the space colony satellite?"

"Yes, because of the space colonization satellite project. You should understand the difference between migrating to another world and migrating to space, right?"

The boss nodded and said, "Immigration to another world means that these people are likely to be completely cut off from their original country. Even if they do well in the other world, they cannot affect the country or political structure here."

"But space migration is different." Zhou Zhe shook his head and smiled bitterly, "After all, the colony satellites can fly to the Kuiper Belt with the Earth. Even if they leave the Earth, they are still closely connected to the Earth. The saying 'there is strength in numbers' is true as long as there is no great famine."

"In fact, this is even more true when there is a great famine. In any sense..."

Zhou Zhezhi: Σ（｀д′*ノ）ノ

Boss Cheng doesn't care whether people immigrate to another world or move to a colonial satellite. He only cares whether the colonial satellite can really keep up with the Earth's full-speed progress.

"Of course we can keep up." Zhou Zhezhi explained to his boss: "The tail end of each colony satellite will be equipped with a re-fusion engine. And because the mass of the colony satellite is small enough, a kilometer-class re-fusion engine is enough to provide all the energy for the satellite's operation, as well as the power to propel the colony satellite to follow the earth to the Kuiper Belt."

"That's good!" The boss shrugged and said with a smile, "Let them go wherever they want. After β-027 is built, are you still worried that the attraction of the other world will not be as good as the flying cans that are only used to grow food?"

"Hehe, we should indeed give β-027 more confidence. But speaking of β-027, the higher-ups have had a plan for this for several years."

"What do you think?" the boss asked.

"Imagine whether we can move the Earth's ecosystem to β-027. The Earth does not only belong to us, but also to hundreds of millions of flowers, plants, trees, bacteria, insects, birds and animals."

"You want to transfer all species on Earth to β-027?"

Zhou Zhezhi opened a bottle of expired soda water and poured it into his mouth. After his dry mouth was relieved, he spoke again and said slowly: "Such a large and beautiful planet, we can't use it all to grow food, right? Isn't it divided into tropical, temperate and frigid zones? Since we want to revive that planet, why not do it thoroughly and let it truly regain its vitality."

The boss did not respond directly to Zhou Zhezhi's suggestion, but asked Zhou Zhezhi: "Are the giant panda breeding research base and the Siberian tiger breeding base also planning to relocate as a whole?"

Zhou Zhezhi nodded and said, "Yes, there is indeed such a plan."

"Put it in my name."

"Eh? You're not serious, are you?"

The boss asked back: "Why not for real? Put it under my name and keep it close to me, so I can masturbate and have sex with Northeastern Dajinjian anytime, anywhere!"

Then, the boss agreed to the boss's conditions. However, because the ecological recovery time of β-027 is still short, its environment cannot support the reconstruction of the ecosystem. However, in the vast ocean of β-027, there are still algae and plankton. And there are still many strange aquatic mollusks and arthropods in the deep ocean, which have escaped the extinction frenzy.

This provides great convenience for the boss's ocean interconnection plan.

Thanks to the boss's unremitting efforts, tens of thousands of semi-permanent transmission channels appeared in the ocean of β-027. Many marine animals on Earth went to the other world through these channels. And these marine animals who went to the other world did not show any symptoms of "acclimatization".

Anyway, the first experiment on large-scale species migration was successfully carried out by the boss in a confused and extremely willful manner.

And it was an unprecedented huge success!

That's right...

Maintaining tens of thousands of semi-permanent portals at the same time caused the boss to overwork his brain. This made the boss spend the entire Christmas holiday in Orochimaru's cultivation tank.

Orochimaru also took advantage of the free time when Boss Makoto was soaking in nutrient solution to help him test his chakra properties.

After repeated verification by Orochimaru, he finally came to the conclusion that Boss Makoto only possessed chakras of Yin and Yang attributes. As for the fire, wind, thunder, earth, and water attributes, they were all resisted by his body's magic resistance.

0413 The atmosphere of human life in winter

Early January 2027, New Year’s Day holiday.

As soon as the boss came out of the cultivation tank after replenishing his brain, he took advantage of the days off to learn the nature changes of chakra with Xiao Xiangcheng and Xiao Nagato. There was no other way, because in the whole Dawn Town, only these two children had chakras with all five attributes: fire, water, earth, wind, and lightning.

And only these two kids have the patience to teach Boss Cheng how to transform pure chakra into other attributes. And all Boss Cheng needs to pay is some snacks, toys, and beautiful weapon skins in the mall.

what?

You ask, isn't the boss's body resistant to the five attributes of chakra?

Good question!

The boss's body's magic resistance can indeed make the five types of chakras directly in the boss's body without being invalidated. But the boss, who has a high IQ, immediately realized that if the chakra cannot complete the attribute transformation in the body, then this transformation process should be placed outside the body. In this way, the boss's body's magic resistance will lose its resistance effect. The key to completing this step is naturally to store the chakra outside the body.

Before he figured this out, the boss actually made another attempt. He once learned the Yin Seal technique from Denise. Although the boss quickly learned the Yin Seal, a mark of Yin Seal success appeared on his face.

That's right...

The boss's Yin seal mark is a little unsightly.

Denise and Xiao Xiangcheng's Yin Seals both condensed into a small diamond-shaped mark at the center of their foreheads. But when it came to the boss, because the boss's chakra volume was so shocking, the diamond-shaped mark actually occupied the boss's entire face.

If the boss's bald head, neck, and back of the head had not retained their normal skin color, everyone would have thought that the boss had done something weird again and changed his race!

Really Nigga!

The problem is that the boss's face is not just black. Even if the chakra is stored in the Yin Seal, it cannot completely prevent the chakra that has completed the attribute transformation from being invalidated.

After experiencing a bad defeat, the boss remembered that his Berserker Armor could also store magic. After all, the Berserker Armor was used to cast the ultimate magic.

So, after a simple trial, the boss discovered that the Uru alloy of the armor was really like a bottomless pit, continuously absorbing the chakra refined by the boss. Then the boss transformed the nature of the chakra by controlling the armor, thus completing the release of the ninjutsu.

However, moving this step from the body to the armor will inevitably cause obstacles in the execution, and it is never as convenient as transforming it within one's own body.

But the chicken doesn’t pee, everyone has their own way.

The boss decided to let the evil spirit in the armor learn the transformation of chakra properties! After all...

"You are now a mature armored evil spirit. You should learn to perform ninjutsu yourself!"

Evil spirit: "Wow, Boss, you are so kind to me and trust me so much. I sincerely thank you for all your ancestors!"

Then, a strange scene appeared!

Two children were carefully teaching a set of armor that looked like Tetsugaman Ibiru how to make hand seals and perform ninjutsu. A bald man who had taken off his wig was sitting on a small stool next to him, peeling garlic while giving instructions and suggestions on the armor. There was also a sweet cheese holding a steel bar nearby, imitating the transformation movements of "Cardcaptor Sakura".

Anyway, anyone who takes a look at these people will inevitably wonder whether the mental illness treatment center is also closed for New Year's Day.