It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

The courier destroyer was on his way to deliver a package when a sports car hit him and destroyed a full truck of packages. However, because the driver had a powerful family, he not only did not receive legal sanctions, but also did not receive compensation for the damaged packages. Instead, the courier company ordered the courier to compensate for all the packages at the price. If there were no such injustices, the courier destroyer would still be a courier brother who delivers packages diligently every day.

Many weirdos are like them, and they have never shown any "bad" traits before or after they became weirdos. Some of them became weirdos because of accidents, while others became weirdos because of obsession.

The weirdos took the leftover food from tonight, thanked them profusely and walked away looking back every three steps. The boss looked at the weirdos' backs and couldn't help but sigh that it wasn't easy for the weirdos to live.

"Damn it, no wonder the human civilization of this world needs protection. If things continue like this, you will destroy yourselves. What's more, there is a true god who is willing to die."

"God?" Saitama tilted his head to show that he didn't understand.

"I don't understand it either, but it is said that a god who shouldn't have died has personally died and has mixed up in all the messes in this world, making your world more and more chaotic."

"Oh, this god is damned."

"Right!"

Then the boss asked Saitama what he thought of weirdos. But who would have thought that Saitama replied, "Sometimes I see them on the way to exercise, sometimes on the way home from shopping in the supermarket. Sometimes on TV, but the weirdos on TV are usually very troublesome."

"Eh?"

Obviously, when Saitama looked at these weirdos, he did not show any rejection or disgust at all. He was neither indifferent nor enthusiastic, just like treating other people, not thinking there should be anything special.

"Oh, weirdos are not bad people, and many bad people are not weird either. These bad people deserve to die more than many weirdos."

"Have you encountered this?" asked the boss.

"It happens all the time. Some thieves come to the quarantine area to rummage through boxes and steal things. Four of my door locks have been broken."

thief!

Stealing Saitama's house!

Let’s not talk about whether this thief is suspected of being an “old man hanging himself”.

Just look at the way these thieves select their targets, it's clear they are not cut out for this job.

Saitama did not go home tonight, but chose to "enjoy" the boss's apartment in the backyard. Because Saitama already knew that the boss did not have to pay the electricity bill, he discussed with the boss whether he could let him use the air conditioner after a long absence.

Even though Saitama once again rejected his boss's invitation to be the apartment manager, how could the boss refuse a friend's request for "I want to live in an air-conditioned room"!

However, the person who manages the apartment does not have to be Saitama. Besides Saitama, Uncle Phoenix can also do this job!

The most crucial point is that Phoenix can automatically resurrect! Even the medical department suspected that Phoenix's strength could be stronger each time he resurrected! If Phoenix agreed, the boss could kill him a few more times, and it shouldn't be a problem to suppress several S-level contestants at the same time.

"I agree!"

Then, after killing Phoenix two or three times, the boss found that he was only 30% unlocked and could no longer beat Phoenix!

0410 The Enemy's Dragon Poem Desperate Battle

Olshfang woke up, with no wounds and a ruddy complexion. His long silver-gray hair was also shining with a metallic luster under the nourishment of the nutrient solution.

However, Orshfang, who had just woken up, was still a little confused, and looked at a loss as to "why am I not dead?" Guangdai and Angel ran forward, hugged Orshfang and threw him into the air. However, because the two of them used different strengths, Orshfang flew out.

Fortunately, Boss Cheng was quick-witted and opened two connecting portals in the direction where Orshfang flew out and above Guangdai and Angel's heads. Orshfang passed through the two portals and smashed down directly above the two people's heads. Unfortunately, Orshfang's nose hit Angel's forehead, and the two eggs fell on Guangdai's head.

After two consecutive hits, Orsh was living a life worse than death!

Fortunately, these two blows did not cause too much harm to Orsh. After simple treatment by the Rain Hidden Medical Ninja, the normal functions of the two organs were restored.

Angel was generous to his friends, but he was also very ruthless when it came to beating up his boss. Guangdai's current set of equipment was obtained by Angel from his boss. So when Angel realized that Orsh's armor was also unreliable, he once again raised his "knife" and asked his boss to help pay for it.

"No, what about your share? Why do you always have to come to me?"

Angel smiled slightly, saying that the subsidy given by the department was just a drizzle in front of the boss.

"You are such a big mine owner, you can't be so unwilling to spend even 300 to 500 PT, right?"

“This is not about money…”

"Right, it's not about money." After saying that, Angel took out his phone, put the photo of the product in front of Boss Cheng, and said, "Look, it's a 280pt Elf armor."

The boss looked at the photo. Although the price was not expensive, he still asked Angel: "Why are you so arrogant? You only let me buy it, what did you buy for others?"

"I made him a custom Spartan alloy shield. His original shield was broken, so I wanted to replace it with a sturdier one. Because it required special customization, the technical department charged me over 1000 pts."

Upon hearing this, Boss Cheng couldn't help but curse: "The technical department has started it again. They are currently building ships on a large scale. Because of this incident, the prices of all the raw materials needed for Spartan alloy have increased by about 20%. Among them, Vibranium, which is an important raw material, has increased by as much as 80%!"

"So, you just want to express that you made a lot of money recently?" Angel asked.

"Bullshit! What I want to say is that they used Spartan alloy to build ships, and they saved up countless scraps of alloy! Besides, for a shield, they made Spartan alloy into plates, or directly poured it into a mold, and then carved some patterns. Do you think this thing is worth more than 1000 Pt?"

Angel shrugged and said, "But my money's already been spent."

"You deserve it. Who told you not to ask me? But fortunately, it's only over 1000 pts."

"You're right, Mr. Deputy Minister. It's just over 1000 pts, so can you reimburse me?"

Boss Cheng: "You are so stupid!"

Then, report it.

The next day, without knowing anything, Orshfang was put in a full set of golden armor that was in line with the aesthetics of the elves. Even the broken shield was turned into a lighter, stronger, and more exquisitely crafted one.

And Orshfang also found a cylinder that looked like a handle hidden inside the shield. He asked Angel about it, but Angel also didn't know anything. When Angel went to ask the boss, he learned from the boss that the cylinder inside the shield was...

"A beam saber for a soldier! I went to the technical department and asked them what kind of shield configuration would be worthy of the 1000Pt. They knew they were in the wrong, so they added a beam saber, a small beam spray gun, and a battery pack to charge the beam weapon to the shield. Of course, as an apology, they also included a retractable magazine-fed bazooka."

After saying that, Boss Cheng took out a rocket launcher and 10 spare magazines from the combat warehouse.

Angel looked at the bazooka in his boss's hand, and the shield and beam saber in Orshfang's hand. He sighed helplessly and discussed with Orshfang: "I think you may not be able to be a Silver Sword Knight in the future. Why not take this opportunity to change your title."

"What should it be called again?" Orshfang asked in confusion.

"Call me Silver Devil!"

Angel brought Orshfang, who had been upgraded to a "Silver Demon", back to World 28, because Dawn had already begun to formulate a plan to hunt down Ishgard Pope Thordan VII.

However, not long after Angel left, Manon from the project team sent a communication. The content of the communication was simple: Angel, the guardian of World 28, needed the coordination department to support a powerful warship. And because Angel knew that the boss's warship had been taken away by the UNSC again, he did not bother Boss Cheng, but directly sent the application report to the coordination department.

But Angel didn't know that since the last time Rai Zang struck Boss Cheng with lightning, he had hidden himself. Maybe no one except the General Affairs Department knew where Rai Zang was. Therefore, the issue of borrowing the warship had to fall on the boss's shoulders.

Who said that among the entire coordination department, he has the closest relationship with the technical department!

In the technical department.

"Hey! We've agreed that the shield issue ends here. You can't keep blackmailing us over and over again for the same thing!"

Boss Cheng quickly waved his hand and said, "I came to you this time for business, purely business!"

"That's fine!" The person in charge of the manufacturing team stepped back and warned, "Just keep talking about the matter. You can't suddenly rush over and choke me!"

"Hey! I was just kidding you yesterday..."

"But my insurance almost kicked in yesterday!"

As for the boat issue...

"It needs to be big, capable of fighting, and able to withstand attacks? You want to borrow the hunters to modify it, right?"

The boss nodded.

"But the Hunter Kai has been serving as a training ship for the Border Fleet. There is no way it can come back to help us."

"Any other resistant ships will do. Angel from World 28 said they want to fight the Empire's main fleet, so why don't we get them a similar ship?"

The person in charge thought for a moment and asked the boss, "What do you think of the old Imperial-class Star Destroyer?"

The boss shrugged and said, "The boat is fine, but I don't have that many people to drive it!"

"The Navy has one!" The person in charge revealed to Boss Cheng, "After the Navy chose the Jaeger, it set its sights on the Imperial-class Star Destroyer. But the Imperial-class has no improved version, so the Navy sent a verification team to test the seaworthiness of the old Imperial-class. If the verification team thinks the Imperial-class is suitable, they will pay us to redesign the Imperial-class according to the Jaeger-class idea. You happen to need a battleship to fill the spot, so why not let the verification team drive the ship over and test the battleship's combat capability on the battlefield."

Then, when Angel didn't get a response from the project team, a large group of people had to bite the bullet and force their way into the Demon Continent. Angel's friend, the Ice Witch Iselle, decided to transform into Shiva and sacrifice herself to open a passage to the Demon Continent for her friends...

An unimaginably large space-time portal suddenly appeared in front of the airship Angel and his crew were riding in. Immediately afterwards, a super space battleship with a total length of over 1600 meters rushed out of the portal and headed straight for the battlefield. Its speed was so fast and its armor was so strong that it rammed and sank three Garlean Empire magic cruisers while arriving at the battlefield without any damage to itself.

The flagship of the Garlean Empire fleet also immediately ordered the entire army to retreat because of the sudden appearance of the huge ship. As a result, the Garlean Empire's main fleet adjusted its course, turned on the engine afterburner, and set off at full speed before the Imperial-class Star Destroyer was fully prepared for battle.

Angel and others watched as the usually arrogant Garlean Empire fleet fled in fear of the battle, and for a moment they didn't know how to comment.

Iseler poked Orsh beside him and asked him quietly, "Do I... not need to transform anymore?"

Olshfang nodded and replied, "Ah."

After this, the nightmare of Thordan VII finally began to slowly begin.

0411 Doing everything possible to grow crops

"You're called Dehelan?"

"My name is Zephiran!"

"I don't give a damn what your name is. Orshfang, go! Give him two slaps!"

……

"Thordan, right? The Knight God, right? I want to discuss something with you. Your three great swords are all pretty good."

……

"Dragons can be refined? I don't quite understand. I just want to ask if the longan you are talking about is the longan eyeball, or two big longans? Oh! It's the big eyeball! Okay, then I'll pluck it off and keep it as a collection!"

Due to some reasons, the dragon eyeball changed from one to two. But it just happened to help Boss Cheng to make a pair. The boss didn't care whether the dragon eyeball growing on Thordan could pollute him. Anyway, he used the dragon claw hand to grab an eyeball with one hand and pulled it down.

After the boss had forcibly plucked out both eyeballs, the others rushed forward and beat the so-called Knights of the Round Table and the Knight God to death. The boss himself carried the weapons of the Knights of the Round Table and the Knight God, as well as the two trophies, and left.

Walking out of the unknown palace in the Demon Continent, the boss discovered that the evil dragon Nidhogg, who had been knocked unconscious by a punch before, had woken up.

The boss walked up to Nidhogg and asked, "Will your life be inconvenient without both eyes? I happen to have two eyes, so I'll just keep one as a souvenir and give you the other one. I'll give it back to you.

When I was pulling out your eyeballs, I could already sense your overwhelming hatred. The descendants of the murderer who killed your sister should have been chopped up by now. Let's see what happens next. Do you plan to continue to seek revenge, or accept the result of your great revenge and live a different life?"

Nidhogg wanted to say some trash words, but considering that he had been either beaten or refined during this period, and that he had just been cured of insomnia...

In the end, Nidhogg chose to become a more mature and stable dragon. He told his boss that he would leave this continent with his few remaining followers and go to a world where no human had set foot and no longer have contact with humans.

The boss suddenly had an idea and asked him, "If I really gave you a new world, would you go?"

Then, the positioning team of the technical department told the boss that when locating world No. 28, they actually located a world that was basically useless.

"Waste? How wasteful?"

[A god came to the battlefield himself, but was killed right after he came. Then the people in the entire world became extinct for unknown reasons, and now there are only a bunch of small robots and bionic people fighting each other every day. You should come over to get the coordinates, go there yourself, and then ask the dragons if they agree.]

then……

Nidhogg discovered that there was some strange magic element floating in the air of that world. However, the dragons were not afraid of this thing, but could absorb it and turn it into their own magic power. Nidhogg even said that this magic element should not belong to this world.

Boss Cheng didn't know whether he should do it or not. He only cared about whether it was possible and whether Nidhogg and his family could live there.

"can."

"It's OK!"

When Angel and the Warrior of Light came to see Boss Cheng, the first group of Nidhogg's followers had gone to another world. Nidhogg did not go, he needed to stay here temporarily to gather his followers. He also made an agreement with the boss that after 10 days, he would lead all the followers who were willing to leave with him to another world without humans.

Angel burst into laughter when he learned about his boss's arrangement. He said: "This is the style of our deputy minister. Although he can fight and kill, he prefers to help others isolate and move."

And with Nidhogg's willingness to leave Eorzea and go to another world, the grand and entangled poem between humans and dragons that has existed in Ishgard for thousands of years has finally come to an end.

If you don't count the boss, the final chapter of this epic poem of the Dragon Poetry War, which spans a thousand years, is undoubtedly thrilling. But once you take into account the warships sent by the main controller, and the forcible seizure of the Knights of the Round Table and the weapons of the Knights of the Knights in the final battle, and the stepping on the face of Pope Thordan VII to steal the dragon's eye...

"No, the final chapter of Dragon Poetry War requires a serious and grand narrative theme. Such a playful and non-serious part, even one that carries a personal bad taste, must be omitted!"

At this time, Angel pushed the foreign poet who seemed to be named Yoshida, and warned him: "Adaptation is not fabrication, and parody is not nonsense! I tell you this so that you can create well, not to let you play freely and make up nonsense!"

The foreign poet looked into Angel's eyes and nodded solemnly, but what he was thinking in his heart was "free will is not oppressed by power" or something like that.

Returning our gaze to the hotel's underground base, many people gathered around the boss's spoils, expressing their opinions on the weapons scattered all over the ground.

"The three swords are so big, you think you can't use them, so why don't you take them back?"

But the boss asked Denise: "Don't you think they are handsome?"

"This thing is just like playing chess. What's the point of being handsome?"

Boss Cheng thought about it for a long time, and finally gave an answer that everyone thought was very reasonable - as a decoration!

Then, Sweet Cheese picked up a giant sword that was more than 3 meters long and said to the boss: "Iron Pilot, Iron Pilot! Don't you think this weapon suits my temperament? Both I and it are shining in a 'not working' way?"

Boss Cheng waved his hand and told Sweet Cheese to take whatever he liked.

But speaking of weapons shining...