It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Although the brother and sister agreed to form a temporary alliance with Ultron, the strength of this alliance remains to be verified due to Ultron's various strange behaviors.

However, the two sides have this alliance relationship after all, so the two siblings are willing to cooperate with Ultron to seize the precious materials needed to build super robots around the world. They are more willing to take this opportunity to set up a trap to lure the Avengers into the trap. At the same time, the younger brother Pete also promised that the Avengers would never be allowed to put anything in their mouths. And protect his own and his sister's hair.

"Damn baldy!"

"Ah! Ahh!"

Boss Cheng rubbed his nose and said, "I vaguely felt that there was an idiot cursing me from far, far away."

"Just curse me if you want." Rogers, who has watched many old Hong Kong movies full of weird things, said, "Even if someone performs a ritual to cast a spell on you, it can't hurt you. Let's take a look at the report received by S.H.I.E.L.D. The escaped Ultron has been making a lot of moves recently, and I'm sure there will be some bigger moves next."

"How big is it?"

Agent Hill explained to the two people: "Robotics laboratories, weapons depots, and jet propulsion laboratories around the world have been invaded by very tall and smart robots. Sometimes there is only one robot, and sometimes there is one robot leading a group of steel legions. The places they have visited are generally cleaner than Stark's place."

"What about the casualties?"

"There were no casualties, only people in a daze, crying or laughing, or banging their heads against the wall. Everyone who was attacked talked about memories or great terror."

"It's the Maximoff siblings." Rogers said confidently, "No wonder Ultron went looking for them. After all, we are their common enemy. What does Baron Strucker, who created the siblings, say?"

"Captain, Baron Strucker..."

"What happened to Baron?" Rogers asked Agent Hill, "Was he killed by the siblings?"

"No. In fact, Baron Stark, he was a slave-catching team..."

"It was the Able-Bodied Unit!" The boss suddenly said, "Although what they did was similar to the slave-hunting team. But Baron Strucker was indeed captured by the Able-Bodied Unit. The treatment of this man was also agreed upon by Nick Fury and Pierce."

"But I don't understand, Cheng!" Rogers asked in confusion, "What does the Master Controller want from someone like Baron Stark?"

"Catch him and use his remaining energy." The boss told the captain with a look of disgust: "They first caught a guy named Lister, and then Lister sent the strong men to capture Baron Stark. I mean, how big a grudge do these two have?"

Rogers asked again: "Is this what is often said in novels: I would rather die than let my friend die?"

"No!" The boss shook his head. "This is already considered a scapegoat and a shared fate."

As for Ultron, who has collected all kinds of equipment, materials and weapons for making robots, what will he do next...

"Remember when the Iron Legion attacked my vault?" Tony reminded the captain, "Do you think Ultron attacked the vault because he had the same quirk as Makoto, or because he had a fancy for something stored in the vault?"

Rogers smiled and joked with Tony: "But...what if?"

"Come on, Captain. Now is not the time for jokes."

"But besides Makoto and you, where else can I get vibranium?"

Tony shrugged and said, "Before Cheng appeared, there was only one place in the world where you could get vibranium. But the vibranium there never flowed out, at least on the surface. But in fact..."

"Whoever has vibranium will be Ultron's next target?"

429 Holding urine is harmful to human health

"What? You can't come? But... okay, okay, keep busy! You don't need to worry about our affairs for the time being. Your safety is the most important. Don't worry about us, really."

The Avengers' Pelican is parked in Manhattan's Central Park, and residents who often visit the park are already used to it. However, tourists from other places still like to take out their phones and take a photo of themselves with the sci-fi fighter.

In a boxed lunch shop not far from the Pelican, shareholders of the Avengers Catering Alliance were gathered. Natasha saw Tony put down the phone and asked what the boss said on the phone. Others were also curious. The boss who had agreed to go on a mission together suddenly stood them up.

"Your boss Cheng said..."

"What?" everyone asked.

Tony looked shocked and bewildered, and began to speak slowly: "Cheng said that Yellowstone Park was going to explode, and he had to install a large pressure relief valve for Yellowstone Park."

Avengers: (((;???;)))

That's right, the pressure accumulated in the crust beneath Yellowstone Park has reached the threshold in 2027. If the pressure in the crust and mantle beneath Yellowstone is not relieved quickly, it may not be long before the volcanoes in Yellowstone Park will erupt on a small scale!

It is a small-scale eruption, not a major explosion that will directly send mankind into an era of ice and fire.

The Yellowstone "plate floating" plan a few months ago cannot be said to be unsuccessful. At least after Yellowstone took off as a whole, the pressure accumulated in the earth's crust was completely released.

That's right...

In fact, humans do not have a very deep understanding and knowledge of the earth beneath their feet. Just like in deep-sea exploration, although we cannot deny the achievements of human exploration in this area by saying that we are completely blind, we are at least in a state of near blindness.

So, after the Yellowstone plate was put down, earthquakes have been happening around Yellowstone. And after more than a month of accumulation, the Yellowstone volcano group showed signs of volcanic activity again. Then, with the geologists' not-so-clear conclusion, UEG decided to put a catheter in Yellowstone Park.

You can't urinate, right? Then I'll stick the catheter directly into your bladder. The boss's task is to insert a hard titanium alloy tube about one kilometer long at a certain pressure point in the Yellowstone volcano group.

You should know that the temperature of magma under normal conditions is only 700-1200 degrees Celsius. Even the hottest magma is only about 1300 degrees. However, hard titanium alloy can maintain its toughness and strength at 2300 degrees Celsius. That is to say, as long as the alloy pipe is not blocked by "urinary stones", the pipe can normally discharge the pressure accumulated in the earth's crust.

UEG has no other options but to use this seemingly simple, but at least theoretically plausible, method to minimize the harm of geological disasters to humans. Only when the planet-breaking ship breaks up a few satellites and allows geologists to witness the structure of the planet with their own eyes, will humans be able to conquer the land beneath their feet.

"In just over a month? You welded a 13-kilometer-long pipe?" Boss Cheng asked the UEG engineering representative with an incredulous expression, and asked, "How did you do it?"

"We temporarily stopped the construction of one engine and reassigned the workers to weld the pipes. In fact, the construction period is not one month, but 16 days. Anyway, we have enough materials and other things, and we can directly apply the construction technology to the colony satellite shell. We also reduced the diameter of the pipe from 1200 meters to 730 meters, and finally let everyone work overtime."

As for the process of "inserting a catheter" into the earth, I won't go into detail, but it's very troublesome anyway. Not only do you need to drill a hole, you also need to use an anti-gravity device to stand the tube upright. Saitama and the boss worked together to straighten the tube and insert it downward. When it couldn't be inserted, you had to shake the tube to shake off the rock stuck in the tube...

Although the "urine catheter" has been inserted, this is only the first step in eliminating the danger of Yellowstone. After that, UEG will have to build many large lava excavation equipment around the tube to prevent the "urine catheter" from being blocked by "cooled stones."

However, Boss Makoto doesn't need to worry about these things anymore, because he has to send Saitama back to the 30th Cornerstone World to catch a limited-time special sale at a certain store.

As for the Avengers who were let go by their boss, they have just arrived at a shipbreaking yard on the east coast of South Africa. The only purpose of the Avengers coming here is to find an arms smuggler named "Ulysses". Because currently, apart from Guang Kanda and Tony, only Ulysses still has Vibranium in his hands.

Maybe it was because the Avengers wasted too much time looking for the boss. Or maybe Thor drank too much Old Snowflake before the trip, so when the Pelican flew to Cape Verde, Thor had to leave the spaceship for a long time to get some water. So when Tony and the others found Ulysses, they found that they were a step too late.

Hearing Ultron's constant complaints that he was neither Stark's creation nor Stark's, Stark could not help but complain to Ultron: "Oh, kid! I thought you should be more mature, but I didn't expect you to be still in the rebellious stage of youth. But you seem to be a little too rebellious. It breaks my heart to see this."

"Hello, Mr. Stark." Peter (Luo) joked, "You do have a good sense of humor. But coming here full of munitions, does it make you feel a little bit like returning home?"

Tony glanced at the bombs and missiles piled everywhere and couldn't help cursing, "Damn Hammer Industries! I knew they'd been selling our fakes on the international arms market!"

It turned out that there were countless bombs with the "Stark Industries" logo in the cabin, and all the aerial bombs except the missiles were not produced by Stark Industries' munitions production line. All the aerial bombs were old models in the inventory of Hammer Industries.

"Why are there so many idiots in the black market for arms? Can't they just Google it and see if what they're buying is the right version?"

The captain asked in confusion, "What's the problem, Tony?"

"Since the 80s, Stark Industries, which has been focusing on high-end products, has not produced low-end aerial bombs. Even if they do produce them, they are all satellite-guided glide bombs. Only the idiots at Hammer Industries are willing to tirelessly produce the most ordinary and low-end aerial bombs. They also particularly like to produce 250-kilogram-class junk whose fuses often fail to trigger."

The siblings were stunned when they heard Iron Man's words. They thought, "Are all arms dealers so wild? They dare to sell fake arms? Are they crazy?"

(Third Brother: Yes! That’s right! There are fakes! Damn rabbit! Damn 56 rush!)

Ultron had never expected that the bomb that killed Wanda and Peter's parents and allowed the siblings to survive was actually a fake sold by Stark's competitor! Could it be that the siblings hated the wrong person after hating for so long? How can this be the driving force of revenge?

No, in order to avoid any further complications, we must kill Stark and the other Avengers as much as possible while the hatred between the brother and sister is still there.

So, before the communication between the two sides deteriorated to the point of a disagreement, Ultron gave the order to start working.

There was no persuasion or verbal sparring, it was just like a drunk man who was annoyed with another passerby and just rushed up to start fighting!

If the strength of both sides is measured only by combat power, then Ultron can easily be beaten to a pulp by the Avengers. Even if Boss Cheng is not present, there are still two great gods in the Avengers, Thor and the rational Hulk.

Thor could smash one or two of Ultron's own robots with just one blow of his hammer. Hulk didn't need to do anything dramatic. He just grabbed a robot, twisted its head off, and threw its body and head at the other two robots.

What’s more, Iron Man is always in the air, holding Ultron like he’s beating his son and giving him a beating that is enough to make his “childhood complete”.

However, the two highly sensitive and highly magical people in the Ultron camp have not figured out whether the bomb was a fake or not, so the siblings still belong to the Ultron side.

Unfortunately, there are no decent high-agility fighters among the Avengers. Even Boss Makoto, a pure tank who is considered "extremely slow" by Saitama and Phoenix Man, is considered to be the fastest among the Avengers.

As a result, the captain who was about to see Long Zaitian was knocked down by a stream of light. Even a strong man like Thor was knocked down by Peter who was faster than lightning.

But unfortunately, Pete suddenly thought Thor's hammer was good. He caught up with the hammer when Thor was knocked down and the Meow Hammer flew out of control, and then put his hand on the hammer...

"Whoosh!"

Pete was knocked flying by the hammer and fell unconscious.

Pete's sister Wanda was also not idle. She flashed behind Natasha and used illusion to trap Natasha in memories that she never wanted to recall again.

Then, Thor was the one controlled by the illusion. But Thor was an Asgardian after all, and even if his mental resistance was average, it was much stronger than that of an Earthling. After being deceived by the illusion, he even had time to remind the captain to be careful of Wanda's illusion.

But the second after he reminded the captain, he found himself trapped in an illusion that made him feel overwhelmed. Thor knew that all this was an illusion, but Thor also felt that all this was not just an illusion.

"Heimdall, your eyes?"

"Oh, do not worry, son of Odin. My eyes see clearly, I see you leading us to Hades. Wake up! Look at us! Look at all the Asgardians here! We are dead! Can't you see?"

At this moment, Thor suddenly saw a pair of eyes looking at the six Infinity Stones in his hallucination, and saw Loki whose neck was broken by a pair of purple hands. Loki used his last breath to ask his brother: "You must protect the Infinity Stones. Wake up after listening."

"Wake up!"

Suddenly, Thor regained consciousness after hearing his brother's reprimand. After recovering, Thor realized that except for himself, the other Avengers were either knocked out or knocked unconscious.

The good news is that Tony was not seen in the dim cabin, and there was a huge hole on the top deck of the cabin.

But the reply was that Dr. Banner, or the rational Hulk, was not seen in the dark ship. And there was a hole even bigger than the Hulk in the bulkhead of the ship.

"Damn it! Tony Stark, Dr. Banner is missing!"

430 The old story from 15 years ago

A brave man can be fearless, but he cannot be without regrets.

"Are you ready to dance with me, Steve?"

"The war is over and we've won. We can go home, Steve!"

"Steve, come and dance! After one song, we will welcome our new life!"

New life?

Captain Rogers couldn't help but wonder, did he really have a new life of his own?

As Steve Rogers, his life ended on February 1945, 2. But as the symbol of Captain America, he has lived to this day and will continue to exist as a vessel for Captain America's spirit.

Steve Rogers is a human being, but Captain America has become a spiritual totem and a symbol of faith.

"Steve, you can become a totem. I don't care if you become a symbol, but I hope you can regain your identity as a human being, Steve Rogers."

After saying that, Peggy Carter gave Rogers a passionate kiss on the lips.

"Hah~huh..."

Rogers woke up from the illusion, but what followed was a head that was about to split with pain and an indescribable feeling of nausea. When Rogers tried to get up, he found that his hands and feet had long been out of control. Like Natasha, he could only lie on the rusty deck of the broken ship in vain, and was dragged to the wall by Hawkeye Barton, the only one who was not hit.

Thor, who could barely stand against the wall, was shouting on the comms: "Tony Stark, Dr. Banner is missing!"

Barton also told Tony in the communication: "All the vibranium in the ship is gone."

"Oh, how embarrassing." Rogers, who was slumped in the corner, laughed at himself, "Without Cheng to support us, we are now a group of idiots without him."

"Yeah, it's very similar to Thor without his hammer."

"Hey! Stop yelling!" Thor, with weak legs, reminded, "Hurry up and think about how to find Dr. Banner. Once he completely loses his mind..."

"Fxxk!"

Tony cursed loudly, and then asked Jarvis, who had returned to his post, to search the Internet for any new entries related to Hulk.

The search was not a big deal, as Tony discovered that the Hulk, who was completely out of control, had run to Johannesburg, more than 10 kilometers away, in less than 450 minutes.

Yes, the Hulk ran at nearly Mach 2 on the ground using only his two legs, and all the residents of Johannesburg knew that a big green monster was rampaging through the city.

Fortunately, after the boss sent Saitama to the entrance of the discount supermarket, he took Phoenix Man, who wanted to see the world, to New York in the Avengers world.

Tony, who received the call from Cheng, thanked God at this time. Tony didn't bother to be polite with his boss and immediately asked him to locate the Hulk. He emphasized: "Pay attention, Cheng! I'm talking about the Hulk, not the skinny Banner or the big Banner. I'm talking about the big green Hulk!"

"clear."

Two or three seconds later, when Boss Cheng opened the portal to Johannesburg and stepped through it, he flew back to Manhattan from the other side of the portal. Hulk, driven by fear, used only one punch to send Boss flying south from the hotel entrance, and after crossing Central Park South, he plunged into the Plaza Hotel owned by Comrade Chuan Jianguo.

Although the damage was not great, it was very insulting. After flying into the lobby of the Plaza Hotel, Boss Cheng lay on the ground for nearly a minute before standing up again. Then he unlocked his ability value from 30% to the upper limit of 78%, and opened the portal to Johannesburg again.

This time the boss was not knocked away by Hulk's punch, but the price of the boss's safe arrival was that Phoenix Man was torn into two pieces by Hulk.

The Phoenix Man with dragon-level strength was torn apart by Hulk!

Fortunately, Phoenix Man has the ability to resurrect infinitely. The next second after Phoenix Man's body fell to the ground, with a burst of flames, the two halves of Phoenix Man were reborn from the ashes.

"Hahaha, come and have a taste of how powerful my latest state is! Flash Eagle switches to Iron-Blooded War Eagle form!"

What form?

War Eagle?

Boss Cheng: ! ! ! ∑（? Д? ノ）ノ