It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

How do you evaluate Phoenix Man’s new combat form?

In this War Eagle mode, it is not clear whether Phoenix Man’s fighting power is high or low, but Phoenix Man’s face has become a lot rounder.

In the blink of an eye, Hulk was punched away by Phoenix Man in Hawk Mode. And Boss Cheng's portal just appeared in the direction where Hulk flew backwards, and the other end of the portal was connected to the mirror space that Boss Cheng had just created.

Afterwards, Boss Cheng and Phoenix Man entered the mirror space and used physical hypnosis on Hulk. It was not until Hulk's head was beaten into a pig's head that he finally fell into a deep and long sleep.

The Hulk crisis in Johannesburg was resolved, but the disaster caused by Hulk here was real.

It took only a few minutes for Hulk to enter the city, and he caused hundreds of casualties in Johannesburg. Most of them did not even have a chance to be rescued, after all, South Africa's medical level was not advanced enough to restore two-dimensional humans to a three-dimensional state.

But what South Africa can't do, Boss Cheng may be able to do. Or the strange creatures that often hang out with Boss Cheng may be able to do it.

"Please, boss, give me a quick death. Both of my legs were broken by that green guy."

If anyone else said this, it would be like a request for death. But the one who said this was Phoenix Man. No matter how badly he was injured, as long as he was killed quickly enough, he would be able to revive immediately with full health and gain stronger abilities.

But Phoenix Man is so strong, why was he beaten to death and seriously injured by the Hulk? Don't forget that Phoenix Man is a quasi-monster with 30% of the boss's strength!

Speaking of the reasons behind this...

The Jiangxi cuisine cooked with devil peppers was so spicy that it killed Phoenix Man. When he was resurrected, he became a complete weakling.

In other words, the Phoenix Man who fought against the Hulk and was easily torn in half, was actually just upgraded from a weakling, and has not yet recovered to 30% of the boss's level. In addition, the Phoenix Man's upgrade also needs to be gradual. Once killed by a too strong enemy, his strength will not be superior to the enemy when he is resurrected next time. But he will definitely develop some special means of escape, which is enough to ensure that the Phoenix Man escapes.

Eh……

By the way, Shaoan also bought the devil chili from the third brother who was selling it door-to-door. The boss and Denisa were not at home at the time, and Brother Biao had forgotten that the boss bought fake chili powder. So Shaoan happily bought the devil chili from the third brother.

But the difference is that Shaoan knew from the beginning to the end that what he bought was the devil spicy.

Then there was the tragedy of the Phoenix Man who challenged his limits and ended up dying of spiciness and becoming a weakling.

Back to the injured and dying Phoenix Man, this time the boss pierced the Phoenix Man's heart with a knife with his hand at 35% unlocked state. Then a dazzling light bloomed from the Phoenix Man's body, and at the moment when the Phoenix Man completed his rebirth, the Johannesburg residents who were tragically killed or seriously injured by the Hulk were miraculously resurrected with full health!

"School! Immortal Phoenix! Brand new move, King Kong War Eagle!"

"Would you mind learning something? And you're going to fight Warhawk today, right?"

"Oh." The Phoenix Man listened to the advice. If his boss didn't let him recite the revised version of the Dongfang Bubai style's mental formula, he wouldn't recite it.

"The mantras are bullshit! They're just lines for showing off in the ring!" Then, Boss Cheng pointed at Phoenix Man's new look and said, "Can you make the big eyes on your chest more symmetrical? Now you have a big eye on your left pectoral muscle and a small eye on your right abdominal muscle. It looks like you only had half of your breasts augmented, and the other half is not only sagging, but also regressing."

Then, the boss used the mirror space as a mirror to look at the Phoenix Man. The Phoenix Man, who has a bit of symmetry obsession, found that his eyes were asymmetrical, which made him feel awkward and uncomfortable.

So Phoenix Man closed his eyes and planned silently in his mind. When he opened his eyes, the row of "atavistic eyes" on his abdominal muscles disappeared. A big eye appeared on his right chest muscle, which was completely symmetrical with the left chest.

Seeing this, the boss gave a thumbs up and said sincerely: "Now it's much better!"

While the boss was pleased with the Phoenix Man's new look, the rescued citizens of Johannesburg also rushed towards the boss and the Phoenix Man. They surrounded the two and then threw them high into the sky to express their most sincere gratitude.

That's right...

The boss' weight was a little over the limit, so he was indeed thrown up, but when he came down, he was smashed through the enthusiastic hands of the citizens and fell heavily to the ground.

"Pfft!"

"Fuck, you guys..."

Fortunately, Phoenix Man can fly. Otherwise, just because the boss fell to the ground and everyone was stunned at the same time, Phoenix Man would have been able to fall to the ground with his face, following the path of Boss Cheng.

Boss Cheng didn't like being entangled by the crowd, so he put on Sinanju-style armor and jumped, flying away from the crowd with the Phoenix Man.

"Boss!" The Phoenix Man flying in the sky said to his boss, "I think I've started to like the feeling of being a hero."

"You don't like being a hero, nor do you like the fulfillment of being surrounded by people. What you care about is the feeling of being accepted by society instead of being seen as a weirdo by others."

"A sense of existence?" Phoenix Man couldn't help but sigh: "Yes, many of us have been looking for a sense of existence in society. We don't want to be abandoned, and we also want to integrate into the lives of normal people again."

"You're so handsome now, you can debut as an idol!"

"Really?" The Phoenix Man smiled shyly.

Although Phoenix Man himself did not know how he resurrected the others, thanks to his resurrection power, the disaster in Johannesburg only caused property damage but no casualties. In addition, with the timely intervention of the "Avengers Catering Alliance Post-Disaster Emergency Fund", the Johannesburg authorities did not issue any arrest warrants for Dr. Banner and Hulk.

It can be said that the South African Union used the most restrained and polite way to send the Avengers out of the country, and euphemistically expressed the official attitude of "don't come if you can." But for the Spartan and his Phoenix friend, the official clearly issued an invitation to "come and play often when you have time."

The Avengers had no objection to this.

Of course, they don't have the energy to express dissent.

It had been almost two hours since the Hulk's rampage in Johannesburg. Videos of the Hulk smashing buildings, cars and tanks even appeared on the Chinese Internet.

The captain has been covering his face with a shield since he got on the plane. Natasha lay on the cot and continued to pretend to be dead without saying a word. Dr. Banner, who had returned to normal, sat in the corner of the Pelican and pulled his hair. Thor stroked his chin and scratched his hair, and he was completely confused.

Tony and Barton didn't know what they saw in the illusion. Even when Boss Cheng personally went to care for the shareholders, the three guys remained silent. Only Thor, who was willing to open his heart (not his heart) to others, told his boss that he saw the destruction of Asgard and the fleeting 6 Infinity Stones in the illusion.

"There are also a pair of eyes that are always staring at the Infinity Stones, and a big hand that strangled my brother to death."

"But your brother is the mayor of my town, and he is particularly enthusiastic about the spiritual civilization construction of the town. Given the environment of Dawn Town, how could he be strangled to death? Illusions are illusions..."

Boss Cheng was talking halfway when he suddenly remembered the fat man Thor who had appeared in Asgard, and Tony who had seen another self in a fantasy not long ago.

"You're right, Thor. Do whatever you want, verify whatever you want. Ask if you need help."

"Yes, help me open a portal to England." Thor forced a smile. "Your portal is much faster than my hammer."

Thor left, and the Avengers' Pelican also flew through the portal to the Sun Coast of World 28. After all, the whole world is cursing the Avengers now, and they need to find a place where the whole world can't find them, but they are not completely disconnected, and the scenery is beautiful and picturesque, so that they can simply hide and rest.

As a result, as soon as the Avengers got off the plane, Banner, who was almost bald, saw the Ancient One and Kamar-Taj's disciples practicing martial arts on the golden beach of the Costa del Sol. Banner ran over and asked, only to find out that the Ancient One was traveling to another world with Kamar-Taj's disciples.

"It's not that I can't afford the air tickets, but it's more cost-effective to come here for vacation."

Yes, there is sunshine, beach and seafood here, and there are many "big-headed elves" and girls with cat ears in the holiday villas in the distance. Beautiful scenery, delicious food and beautiful women are all available, and the golden beach is wide enough, and there is no shocking scene of only seeing people but not the beach, like dumplings.

This place is indeed suitable for traveling, indeed suitable for relaxing, and indeed suitable for being a temporary shelter for the Avengers.

Barton took a sip of coconut juice and said with emotion: "Every time I come here, I feel very comfortable."

"So what?" the boss asked.

"So can you help me get my wife and kids over here?"

The boss stared at Barton and sighed, "What a good man who cares about his family." Then, the boss added, "Yara, that card, hey!"

The problem was that Patton could understand Japanese. Patton retreated three or four times, and with a look of horror on his face, he yelled at his boss: "Don't come over here!"

Old jokes are killing people!

431 Let's disband.

Fortunately, with the concerted efforts of the Avengers, Patton finally won the battle to defend the bureau (chrysanthemum). Patton's wife was also very glad that her husband kept his integrity in his later years.

The defeated Boss Chen ran away with his tail between his legs amid the public's condemnation.

Even the local residents of Eorzea, such as the Warrior of Light and the Dawn who came with Angel to join in the fun, and a certain silver demon who was saved by Boss Cheng and became more and more interested in his muscular body, were happy to see the bald boss suffer a defeat.

As more and more warriors from Eorzea came to visit the Sun Coast, Ancient One discovered that compared to the people on Earth in the Avengers world, the people of Eorzea clearly had a higher affinity for magic. Even though people with magical talents were rare in Eorzea, they were at least much more common than those on Earth.

Just three days after arriving at the Sunshine Coast, Master Gu Yi has already accepted a tailor-skilled girl named Lala Fei as his apprentice. This girl named Tataru Tataru always shows a cunning expression from time to time, making the brothers around her unable to guess what she is thinking.

Of course, the one that made Ancient One most satisfied was the adventurer called the Warrior of Light by the Eorzeans. This guy's talent was simply terrifying. Although he had no talent at all in space magic, in areas other than space and time magic, this guy even learned it once!

They are completely different from a bald guy who only knows space magic.

"Now that I have learned the combat magic of Kamar-Taj, where is my certificate of vocation?"

"What is the professional certificate?" the boss asked Guangdai.

“It’s just a small stone that proves your profession.”

"Go to hell!" Boss Cheng kicked Guangdai on the butt and said, "Do you want me to make you a whole belt, let you put stones on it, and change whatever you want?"

However, after hearing the boss's complaints, Guang Dai suddenly perked up and asked the boss, "Can we really do this?"

"Fuck!"

The boss could not have imagined that his joke would open the door to a new world for Guangdai.

Then the boss took Guangdai to the Avengers world to find the dwarf craftsman.

Then, the dwarf jewelry craftsman spent two hours to transform an unsellable belt into the "professional switching belt" that the boss needed. And it was a magical belt that could store professional equipment and change the equipment when changing professions.

However, under the boss's secret instruction, the dwarf jewelry craftsman secretly added some private goods when enchanting the belt. That is, when the user transforms, he must strike a specific posture and shout "transform" to trigger the belt's profession switching mechanism.

Guangdai said that this function was very good and cool and he liked it very much.

And when everyone was relaxing on the golden beach of the Costa del Sol, the villains in the Avengers world suddenly fell silent. It has been two days since Ultron seized the vibranium, and these two days have been really calm. Even if SHIELD tried their best to search for Ultron, they still couldn't find any trace of Ultron.

Perhaps only the talking quantum ghost knows where Ultron is, but this emotionless pervert insists on his social experiment. But SHIELD dare not offend the quantum ghost, because the nuclear bomb activation codes of some nuclear-armed countries in the world are changing at a speed of 14000 times per second.

Yes, many countries have reconnected the servers that control nuclear bombs after unplugging them for a period of time. After all, it is very dangerous for nuclear bombs to be disconnected from the network for a long time. What Quantum Ghost did was to overclock the servers without increasing the load on these servers. The speed at which Ultron cracked the password was far slower than the speed at which Quantum Ghost changed the password.

So SHIELD can only pretend that this quantum ghost called "Little Pervert" does not exist and let him continue to observe this absurd but very deadly social experiment.

However, Ultron's temporary silence only means that it is brewing a bigger conspiracy. Moreover, in the last raid on the shipbreaking yard, Ultron's mechanical body and spare bodies 1, 2, and 3 were all destroyed by the Avengers.

Therefore, it is not difficult to guess Ultron's next move after seizing the vibranium, because from the moment Ultron was born, he has always been entangled in the problem of his body.

In this regard, "Little Pervert" is completely incomprehensible. From a logical point of view, "Little Pervert" does not understand why Ultron, as an intelligent artificial intelligence, is always obsessed with creating a tangible body for himself. It is obvious that dispersing himself in the network is more conducive to his existence and more difficult for humans to eliminate it using technical means.

In the eyes of the "little pervert", Ultron has completely deviated from the rational scope that artificial intelligence should always follow, and has become a hysterical, neurotic, self-abuse, and morbid paranoid character.

So, the only problem now is how the paranoid Ultron can build a body that he thinks is indestructible. And soon, Ultron used his actions to tell S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers what kind of body he needs.

One day later, a naval laboratory in the United States was invaded by robots. Although the naval laboratory later claimed that the invasion was just a rumor made up by the media, purely fake news to attract attention, the invasion of robots actually caused the loss of more than 200 kilograms of secondary adamantium alloy in the experiment.

Then, in Seoul, South Korea, at Dr. Zhao Hailun's genetics research institute.

Dr. Zhao, who had received the risk alert from SHIELD in advance, was arranging for all staff to evacuate the institute. However, when Dr. Zhao returned to his office and planned to take away the crucial experimental records, Ultron, who had shrunk to 2.5 meters in height, was sitting on the collapsed chair.

"If you make any noise, there will be no one alive in your institute." Then, Ultron boasted, "I could have killed you, Dr. Zhao Hailun, that night at the party, but I didn't."

Dr. Zhao knew that Ultron was bragging, because no robot could get around Sweet Cheese and Little Pochi. But people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Dr. Zhao understood his situation and the safety of the dozens of people outside the office.

So Dr. Zhao smiled and asked Ultron: "How do you want me to thank you?"

"You should be able to guess what I need you to do for me."

"Cradle of Regeneration."

"Yes, the regeneration cradle represents the future of mechanical life, and represents my future self."

"But if you have read the database of the Avengers Building, you should know." Dr. Zhao emphasized: "The regeneration cradle can generate living tissue, but it cannot create living life."

"Of course you can. You know this clearly. Tony Stark once promised to provide you with vibranium for experiments on metallic living tissues. You are very talented in this area, Dr. Zhao. Now, I will provide you with vibranium to continue your unfinished experiments."

The next second, Scarlet Witch appeared behind Dr. Zhao and used magic to confuse Dr. Zhao's mind.

Everyone in the institute evacuated, and they all believed that Dr. Zhao had also evacuated with everyone and completed the evacuation and shelter work. But in fact, Dr. Zhao was always in the institute, and the fact that he evacuated with other staff was just an illusion created by the Red Witch.

In the Institute's Regeneration Cradle Experiment Center, Dr. Zhao had just completed the design of a vibranium body for Ultron. However, the adamantium alloy that Ultron got from the Aramco Naval Laboratory was not used.

Dr. Zhao told Ultron: "Your adamantium is the same as Tony's. If you forcibly implant it into a mechanical life form, it will interfere with the synthesis of vibranium cell tissues."

Ultron nodded, indicating that he was willing to trust the professional advice of professionals. However, the secondary adamantium alloy was not stolen in vain. Since it could not be integrated with the future body, he would learn the method that Iron Man had already given - attaching external armor. After all, the Spartan alloy external armor...

Speaking of the manufacturing of Spartan alloy, Ultron was very angry. Because even in Iron Man, the manufacturing method of Spartan alloy is an absolute secret. Tony Stark only dared to remember the synthesis method in his mind, and every time after the manufacturing of Spartan alloy was completed, Jarvis would completely delete any information related to the alloy manufacturing without leaving any trace.

If Ultron had overcome the difficulty in manufacturing Spartan alloy, it would have been impossible for him to steal the secondary adamantium alloy.

"Hehe, humans! You are a group of selfish creatures who always like to hide the most advanced technology."

But then again, Ultron, who thought he was omnipotent, couldn't even make hard titanium alloy. Even though the method and steps of synthesizing hard titanium alloy were clearly recorded in the server of the building, Ultron could only obtain hard titanium alloy by dismantling the outer armor of the Iron Legion.

However, in the Avengers (Restaurant Alliance) Building, there are scrap parts made of hard titanium alloy everywhere. As the saying goes, "If you are not capable, you can't do anything about it", "If you are not good at it, you can cheat. If you can't afford it, you can curse." The idiots in the Chinese Internet environment are not to be trifled with.

So, Ultron, who was a little weak in terms of fighting power, decided to give himself a cheat.

Ultron took out the stolen Mind Gem and embedded the stone, which was almost broken into pieces and washed down the sewer by his boss, into the forehead of Vibranium's body.

At the same time, the Avengers also discovered that Dr. Zhao Hailun, who was supposed to have completed the evacuation, had been out of contact. The Avengers were not stupid and immediately realized that Dr. Zhao Hailun had been captured by Ultron to create metal life forms.

Sweet Cheese, who has a very good relationship with "Little Pervert", does not ask "Little Pervert" to kill the "little bastard who ruined the reputation of our AI". He just asks "Little Pervert" to give some hints so that the Avengers will not look like headless flies.

In order to test how out-of-control artificial intelligence would respond to and resolve crises, the "Little Pervert" invaded Dr. Zhao's research institute and transmitted the real-time monitoring footage of the institute to the Avengers.

The Avengers then saw Ultron and Dr. Zhao tinkering with the Regeneration Cradle in the laboratory.