It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"I see, Товарищ."

"Did you hear that, Rocket? Mr. Baldhead said Cosmo was a Davari! He called me a Davari!"

Then this Soviet-era space dog started jumping up and down with joy.

As for the matter of the Guardians of the Galaxy joining the Avengers, Raccoon did not agree immediately. He needed to wait for Quill and the others to come back before discussing it.

As for where Quill and the others had gone, Rocket explained to his boss, "The spaceship you sent us is perfect for high-value, high-risk logistics commissions. When we don't have trouble to deal with, we'll take on some high-risk escort missions, and then rely on stealth cruisers to sneak in... to the destination."

"High-risk logistics industry?" The boss suddenly realized and asked Rocket: "Are you the Guardians of the Galaxy or the Galactic Escort Agency?"

439 Los Santos Four-Star Service

Thor stayed in the void because he and Rocket had inexplicably developed a strange friendship in which they both disliked each other.

The boss snapped his fingers, opened the door and went to Vormir. However, the boss only went there to check the place out, and did not intend to take the gem back seriously. But as soon as he arrived, he saw a guy wearing a fluttering cloak floating over.

"Welcome to Vormir, Mr. Cheng-A303, son of Sparta, a selfless man watered by blood."

"Fuck, who are you? Are you doing the census at the Universal Household Registration Center?"

The whirring man floated in front of the boss and answered him in a humble tone: "I am the guide who leads all living beings to find the soul gem."

"Oh! You're the scenic spot tour guide?" Boss Cheng shook hands with the tour guide and asked him, "How do we charge? By the time or by the number of times?"

The tour guide was confused by the boss's question. It took him a long time to figure out what the boss meant. He had no choice but to put down his hood, shook his red noseless head, and told the boss after a long sigh: "Free tour guide, no charge for leading the way."

"So there are attractions in the scenic area that require compulsory consumption, right?"

The tour guide thought about it and did not give a negative answer. He nodded carefully, indicating that there are indeed some places in the scenic area that need to be "charged".

"I feel relieved when you say that. I'm not afraid of spending money, I'm just afraid of being treated like a grandson after spending money." After that, Boss Cheng said to the humming tour guide, "You look a lot like the former mortal enemy of a friend of mine."

"Yes, Steve Rogers. Captain America and his Howling Commandos." The huhulala tour guide smiled and replied, "It was a long time ago."

"Wow! You really are Red Skull!" After saying that, the boss looked at the retired Red Skull who had just found a job, "Okay, not bad. Having a job will keep you from becoming a useless person."

"But in the countless years that have passed, I have indeed been idle on this planet. It takes a long time to welcome one or two visitors. But they usually don't come for the soul gem, but..."

"They are raiders and explorers, or they are here to prospect for minerals, right?"

Red Skull didn't answer, but his eyes told the boss "You guessed right."

"Fortunately, your universe has not developed planet-breaking ships or anything like that. Otherwise, you would not have encountered an expedition team that came to prospect for minerals, but a construction team responsible for driving piles and removing plates on the planet."

The Red Skull joked: "If Mr. Cheng can demolish Vormir, I will be happy to do so."

The boss nodded sympathetically and said, "Unsuccessful workers usually hate their workplace, especially when they encounter a black-hearted boss who desperately exploits employees."

Red Skull glanced at the boss again. Although he still didn't say anything, he felt that the boss understood him.

No matter how cool, handsome, and awesome the Red Skull was before, in the boss's eyes, he was just a lonely soul who longed to communicate with others. The boss understood this feeling very well. After all, when he was trapped in hell, he carried the head of the Predator (Axe Brother) on his back for many years and even regarded him as a confidant with whom he could talk about everything.

Later, when the boss left the BUG instance, his friend was confiscated by the main controller. After the boss was stripped of his memory and his soul state was adjusted, he still needed to receive continuous psychological counseling for more than a season.

The Red Skull, who gained empathy from the boss, happily told the boss about the customs and practices that did not exist on Vormir. The two walked and talked, and although Vormir had long been dead silent, with the Red Skull's introduction, the boss still learned about some unknown past that once existed on the planet.

The Red Skull also acted very happy. After all, he had said more in the past 70 years than in less than 20 minutes. And the Red Skull did not tell the boss anything mysterious. When the Red Skull led the boss to the altar of the Soul Stone, he explained to the boss in the simplest and most straightforward language:

"According to the sacrifice rules designed by the Soul Gem, if you want to obtain the Soul Gem, you must sacrifice the soul of your most beloved person. But in fact, the Soul Gem has self-awareness. If it feels that a person is not worthy of owning the Soul Gem, even if that person sacrifices his entire family, the gem may not recognize it."

"What are you doing? Are you kidding me? Is this a soul gem, or a fucking pie-in-the-sky gem? Was this thing used to teach about success? Listen to the applause!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Red Skull applauded because he found resonance again!

In fact, the Soul Gem is the most immoral of the six Infinity Gems. This gem is different from quantum AI, which does not have emotions or human moral sense. The Soul Gem understands morality and rules, but it is not that it does not have them, but that it is morally deficient.

If the Soul Gem is compared to a human being, it means that the moment you step out of your home in Los Santos, you can enjoy the police's attentive four-star service.

It was this kind of crap that led to the unethical rule of exchanging souls for souls. The problem was whether the rule could be triggered depended entirely on his mood.

"What do you think? If I shake a silver over here and smash this broken stone and the entire Vormir planet together, will all the troubles be solved?"

"But apart from Galactus, even the other Celestials..."

"78%! The restrictions are lifted!" After saying that, Boss Cheng clenched his fist and punched the ground hard.

With just one punch, the ground began to shake. Countless cracks quickly spread out from the boss's fist to hundreds of kilometers away. The boss retracted his fist and looked at the cracked ground. He couldn't help but sighed: "Oh, I'm really worse than that bald guy."

You have to know that Saitama used only one punch to destroy a planet about the size of the moon.

But this punch, which was at least two levels lower than Saitama's, was enough to destroy the world in the eyes of the Red Skull. Although the boss did not "destroy the world", at least the altar where the Soul Gem was located was indeed turned into a gravel beach by the boss.

Then, the boss noticed that there was something inside his fist that had just shattered a hundred kilometers of space. The boss opened his palm and saw an orange gem lying in his palm.

"Isn't this the standard way of bullying the weak and fearing the strong?"

"It's different, Boss!" The Reality Gem explained to the boss, "According to his own explanation, it's because you have lost your family, your home, your comrades, and even sacrificed your life. Such a price far exceeds the sacrifice required for the ritual."

The Red Skull next to the boss also had a sense of the Soul Stone, so he saw countless light blue beams falling from the sky in his illusion, turning all the matter on the ground into molten glass.

"Report to the commander! Soldier Cheng-A303 has nothing to lose except his own life!"

Then, the Red Skull saw a warrior with a strong body but a face as young as a teenager pulling out the crystal spear that pierced his heart.

"Fuck you, bird's mouth! Let's go to hell together!"

The crystal spear in the boy's hand pierced the head of "Bird's Mouth", and the boy, knowing that his life was about to come to an end, hugged the body of Bird's Mouth and several other aliens and jumped into some kind of furnace together.

Afterwards, the boy decisively detonated the bomb on his body when he was dying, and died together with the enemy and the furnace!

If 30 seconds ago, there were still people talking, laughing and complaining, but now, 30 seconds later, the two people standing on the ruins fell into silence.

The Red Skull does not understand justice or hatred. He once only understood power and ambition, but now he only understands loneliness. But even if he does not understand, he can learn from the boy's eyes the anger that comes from the soul, the hatred that runs through every pore, and the determination to die for justice.

The Red Skull just felt that he had completely fallen for the mysterious past of the powerful man before him.

"you……"

"I can't locate it." Boss Cheng told Red Skull with lifeless eyes: "I have tried countless times, but I just can't locate it. But I won't give up. One day I will open the portal to Eridani 3 and settle accounts with those bastards of the Covenant!"

The Red Skull was silent for a moment, then asked, "Do you need help? My mission is completed, but I can't be idle after all. I have to find something to do to support myself. I saw a place called the competitive world. If you don't mind a former Nazi and a former Hydra leader, maybe I can join the technical department of the main control. My research on space may come in handy there."

Then, the technical department held a not-so-grand but lively welcome ceremony for the newly joined John Schmidt. After all, in the eyes of the technical department, the more people researching the space, the better! The more people there are, the more scientific research projects can be carried out.

The more scientific research projects there are, the more excuses there are to cheat... and the more legitimate reasons there are to apply for scientific research funds!

The three gemstone slots on the chest of the Berserker Armor were finally filled with three Infinity Gems. The Reality Gem and the Soul Gem had a big fight in the armor. The reason for the fight between the two gems was ridiculous. They actually quarreled over the gemstone slot on the left side of the armor.

This wasn't a dispute because "the left groove was closer to the boss's heart", but because both gems hated the right side.

"Are you two sick?" After saying that, Boss Cheng asked again: "Reality Gem, I want to make a wish! The gem groove on the Berserker's armor will rotate around the center of the equilateral triangle as the axis."

"Wow! What a cool function! Power Gem, don't just sit there like an idiot, get up and work!"

440 Zhou Zhezhi and his military strength

The Soul Stone was in his hands, but the boss didn't know what to do with it. In addition to using it to help Casillas recover the souls of his wife and children, the boss had been using it like the Power Stone, with nothing to do but spinning around on the chest of his armor.

In addition, the boss did not directly target Thanos and then carry out a surgical strike. The boss's thinking is very thorough. Even if you kill a Thanos, a Death Tyrant, Sadistic Tyrant, Muscle Tyrant, etc. will soon emerge to replace his ecological niche.

At least Thanos has shown more intelligence and patience than most interstellar raiders or other separatist forces when running his own warlord business. At least in his territory, there is not only order, but also good order.

The universe is a place where the strong prey on the weak. Almost every day, unknown large groups are slaughtered before they are incorporated into the universe civilization. After all, looking at the entire universe dimension, the greatest respect for the enemy has always been to kill them all. If you don't have the ability to be a universe policeman, then you'd better not go out and meddle in other people's business. Once you provoke a force that you shouldn't provoke, it is easy to implicate innocent compatriots.

So the boss's attitude is very clear. As long as Thanos doesn't run into the solar system to fight with the boss face to face, Thanos can do whatever he wants. Anyway, he has already spread the news that "I have 4 Infinity Stones in my hand. If you don't accept it, go to Vormir to challenge him." However, until the end of November, the boss did not receive any invitation to fight.

Of course, Thanos got the news and believed his boss's lie that "I have 4 gems in my hand". All 4 gems are in the hands of one person, and there is sufficient evidence to show that as long as the bald man is willing, his godfather (referring to Odin) dares to let him have 5 gems.

One person collected all 5 gems, and you are still paralyzed! Go to Vormir to fight? Make an appointment to turn into ashes and return to the sea of ​​stars with one punch!

Although he was unwilling to do so, Thanos knew that it was a critical moment for his forces to change their thinking, change their tactics, and lay out a new track. In more popular terms, Thanos' team was ready to transform.

Transform to sustainable utilization of cosmic resources, improve resource utilization and recycling rate, so as to achieve the goal of reducing costs and increasing efficiency, return green mountains and clear waters to the planet, and improve the happiness of people's lives.

Gamora and Nebula stared at their boss with wide eyes and disbelief.

"It's hard to imagine that you actually forced Thanos to change his career!"

The boss didn't really care about the news that Gamora brought to Earth. Instead, he pointed at the bald Nebula and asked, "Do you want me to help you remove all these pieces of stuff and restore your body?"

"Is it okay?" Nebula couldn't help but look at her semi-mechanized self.

"Of course you can. I see that your half-mechanical, half-biological structure is really too painful to live."

Then the boss called Orochimaru and told him, "I have another big job for you."

When Orochimaru saw Nebula's appearance, he also became very excited. He took out a tablet, opened an APP and let Nebula choose the appearance she wanted to become in the APP.

To be honest, the boss also regretted letting Orochimaru get in touch with the Korean medical beauty industry. The problem is that his legs are under Orochimaru's own big hips, and Dr. Zhao Hailun is one of the technical supporters of the Avengers. The two people who specialize in studying people only met once, and they already created a spark on the technical level that can be called "thunder and fire".

"Hehe, Boss, you feel resentful because the Department of Medicine and I refused to help you look like Zun Long, right?"

"Monster, look at the knife!"

"Break!"

Orochimaru took Nebula and left, leaving the boss, whose trick had been exposed, alone to return to the kitchen and put his "UNSC Navy Marshal Customized Kitchen Knife" back into the knife rack.

It has been more than half a year since Ultron wreaked havoc in Sokovia. It has also been more than half a year since Rogers and Agent Carter reconciled. Now the veteran SHIELD agent named Peggy Carter has passed away, but a hostess named Peggy Rogers has appeared in Captain America's American-style country villa in West Virginia.

Yes, after the captain and Peggy got married secretly, they moved to West Virginia. And he chose West Virginia only because his boss told him...

"That place is not vulnerable to nuclear bombs, it's not a lie at all!"

The captain believed in his boss. After all, he had traveled all over the country with his boss, and he had even seen with his own eyes the lush West Virginia mountains still in a nuclear wasteland.

Then, the captain used a tiny portion of his billions of dollars in assets that he had never spent to buy a small manor for himself and Peggy far away from the city.

The entire manor, including the purchase and renovation, cost less than $550 million. The reason why the captain was willing to be so "extravagant" was not for the twin babies in Peggy's belly!

The result of the five days and five nights of hard work was remarkable. The captain not only hit the target with one shot, but also made a rare double shot. Now Peggy is 5 weeks pregnant. It is estimated that in more than three months, Rogers will become a father.

But don't think that West Virginia is far from the boss. Although the straight-line distance between the two places is not close, there is a door in Rogers' basement that leads directly to the boss's backyard. Yes, just like the doors that lead directly to the Big Mushroom Square in Teyvat, opening the door is the school playground, which is convenient for both travel and escape.

In addition, in order not to appear too partial, the Patton family's basement also has this door. Although Patton has already achieved financial freedom, he still said that this door can help the family save a lot of money on air tickets.

"Come on! There's no airport within 500 kilometers of your home, okay? Your Pelican is also used to boil water, and you don't even have to pay for gas! It was only last time that your son peed in the water tank that you spent some money on cleaning the pipeline."

However, just as Barton opened his mouth to retort, his cell phone suddenly started beeping. Then, the Avengers who received the attendance signal gathered at the Avengers Building and set out to deal with various minor troubles.

This is the current job of the Avengers, busy but not dangerous. Although the work content is sometimes disgusting, at least you won't encounter perverts who want to destroy humanity and the planet at will.

If you encounter this, you will have to call on the non-staff Avengers from Asgard and the Void.

When the time came to December, the expected high temperature did not last through December. Instead, a historically rare super cold wave swept the extremely cold air from Siberia southward. The temperature was more than 12 degrees Celsius a few days ago, but it dropped to nearly minus 12 degrees Celsius in less than 20 hours.

Zhou Zhezhi's explanation is that the sun's light intensity has fluctuated in the past month or so, and the numerical fluctuation of its intensity value has reached a difference of 5% in a short period of time.

"One month? A fluctuation of 5%? What? Is it going to explode in advance?"

"To be more specific, the fluctuation within 15 days was more than 3%. This caused the extremely cold air accumulated in Siberia to suddenly move southward."

Then, Zhou Zhezhi, who was always in the dark, told his boss, "But experts say that we don't need to worry too much about this situation. This is a possible situation before the sun's helium flash. To put it in the simplest terms, the sun doesn't burn evenly. Some places are hot, and some places are cold. This time, the cold places just happened to catch up with the Earth."

"Since you said it's okay, then it's okay." After saying that, the boss pointed at Zhou Zhezhi's missing front teeth and asked, "Where are your teeth? Did you get them cut because you were a hooligan?"

Zhou Zhe just shook his head and replied, "It is true that I was cut by someone, but I am not being a hooligan."

"If I didn't do anything rogue, then why was my land cut?"

"I went to Hangzhou yesterday..."

"Wait a minute! You're talking nonsense. Are you talking about Changzhou or Hangzhou?"

Zhou Zhe stretched out a finger and gestured while saying, "The first one."

"And then? Go on!"

"Okay, I'll continue." Zhou Zhezhi continued, "I went to Hangzhou (Changzhou) on a business trip. After finishing my business, I went to a wonton shop and ordered a bowl of wonton soup. The shop owner thought I put too much vinegar in it, so he beat me up. This time I came to you, just to ask you to help me get two new front teeth."

Hearing this, the boss put on a playful expression and questioned Zhou Zhezhi: "Are you kidding me? You! A UEG spokesperson was beaten for eating a bowl of wontons? Your guards are all fucking dead!"

"I wasn't wearing a military uniform that day, nor did I bring any guards."

"You let someone knock out your front teeth? You don't fight back?"

"I...didn't dare to return it."

"Are you afraid of losing money?"

"Oh, it has nothing to do with money!"