It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"That means you've never hit anyone before!"

Zhou Zhezhi: (?_?)

"Oh! You! You are the one who was made to be a soldier!"

"I am Sicunwen Zijunyin, I..."

The boss reached out to stop Zhou Zhezhi from continuing to talk without retroflex sounds, and told him to go to the hospital in the backyard to have his teeth regenerated. Later, the boss looked up the individual cases of "beating people in Changzhou wonton shop" on the Internet...

Individuals are bullshit. This store has been criticized online to the point of closing down. And before the store owner received the "10-day tour of the detention center", he not only took the initiative to criticize netizens, but also never felt that he had done anything wrong. Even the video of the beating in the store was uploaded by him!

"That's too damn brave! But my UNSC people were beaten, and you UEG didn't do anything? Our UNSC Earth Federation spokesperson had two teeth knocked out, don't tell me that being detained for 10 days is a punishment! You know, if the UEG in another world attacks UNSC soldiers without reason, it can be regarded as participating in anti-Earth Federation activities, and UNSC soldiers have the right to use reasonable weapons to subdue or kill the opponent."

[Please! You are the UNSC Space Marine Admiral! You must not mess around! ]

441 I Have Been Touched for a Long Time

Don't mess around?

It is impossible not to mess around, it is impossible not to mess around in this life. However, Boss Cheng did not do any bloody operation this time, but used a colorful and tasteful revenge action to let Zhou Zhezhi taste it...

It's not about tasting, it's about feeling! Zhou Zhezhi felt the joy of revenge.

In fact, the boss' revenge process was not complicated at all. He first fried 3 kilograms of high-quality Northeast soybeans in coconut oil in the kitchen, and brought three cans of expired beer with ice chips. Then, the boss locked the location of the attacker, opened the portal and broke into the detention center.

Afterwards, a censored video of someone being stripped naked and hung on a street lamp pole while crying, farting, and having diarrhea appeared online. Therefore, from any angle, this revenge is definitely worthy of the seven words "vivid, colorful, and flavorful"!

"You really deserve to be a chef. You can come up with such a dirty trick. By the way, how did you come up with the idea of ​​frying soybeans in coconut oil?"

"I was planning to fry soybeans with the fish oil of the spiny-scaled snake mackerel, but this kind of stuff is not sold in the mall. Besides, it is even more difficult to extract enough fish oil from the oily fish in a short period of time than to extract skatole from boiling feces. So..."

"That's not necessary. I'm already disgusted by what you said." Zhou Zhezhi, who had just had his teeth fixed, then asked, "What about your expired beer?"

The boss shrugged and said helplessly: "I can't help it. I bought the near-expiry beer at a low price, but it expired before I sold it all. In line with the principle of waste utilization, we should avoid waste if possible. In the past, expired beer could only be used to water flowers and fields, but now it can be used to help people with diarrhea, so it can be considered as making the best use of it."

"But there is one thing I don't quite understand." Zhou Zhezhi asked again: "How did you force the other party to eat up all three kilograms of soybeans?"

"If I tell you that this bitch is a drunkard, and after three bottles of beer, he starts looking for wine to drink by himself, guzzling soybeans, would you believe me?"

The boss did not lie. If the first three bottles of expired beer were forced to be consumed by the boss, then the remaining 3 bottles of iced beer and 15 catties of soybeans were not forced by the boss at all. He just wanted to show off and voluntarily finished them.

However, the boss still dared to admit that he stripped the man's clothes and hung him on the lamp post, but he assured that he left the man with a pair of underpants.

"Maybe it's because there was too much shit and he couldn't hold it in, so his pants fell off! But it's not my fault. If he had pooped more, he wouldn't have been unable to hold it in!"

Zhou Zhezhi: (;?д?)

No! I have to change the subject, or I won't be able to eat lunch today.

But you can't change the topic just because you want to. Before Zhou Zhezhi could start to change the topic, a bald man suddenly appeared on a network news channel controlled by a southern media. This bald man forced another man to drink a machine beer...

Boss Cheng pointed at himself on the news and asked Zhou Zhezhi: "How did this surveillance video leak out?"

Zhou Zhe shrugged and replied, "The Southern media has always been very powerful. But they told us in advance that they would not guide public opinion in a direction that is unfavorable to the Admiral."

Facts have proven that this media outlet is not lying. No matter whether they are afraid of being assassinated by the Marshal himself or being tortured with soybeans and expired beer, they have stated in the news that a Marshal of the Universe with full criminal immunity did not wantonly kill others, but avenged his friend by making the perpetrator have diarrhea in public...

Soon after, the news revealed that the protagonist of the "behind-the-scenes shit-boiling man" incident in Hualin City was Marshal Yu himself! Fortunately, the Hualin City Mining Bureau (now known as the High-tech Military Control Zone) is now a military control zone, and you need to carry a certificate to enter and exit. So the boss is no longer afraid of being harassed by locusts.

but……

Both of these incidents were related to "shit", although the boss did not touch it personally in either incident...

The problem is that the current situation cannot be summed up in one sentence: "Yellow mud falls on the crotch." After all, in reality, there is no yellow mud for the boss to play with.

"Hey, I failed to steal the chicken and ended up with shit on my hands!"

"Don't cook at noon." Denise pushed the boss in disgust, "We think you're dirty."

"Hey! You guys! I'm your boss! How can you take advantage of someone else's misfortune and take advantage of me?"

"Eh! You're disgusting!"

Denise not letting the boss cook has its benefits, because it makes it convenient for Zhou Zhezhi to take the boss to the Global Climate Summit. Zhou originally thought it was too much trouble to fly to Stockholm, so he stayed with the boss after getting his teeth fixed. He was just waiting for the boss to open the door for him, so that he could reach the summit venue in one step.

At 8 o'clock that evening, the two men, wearing UNSC uniforms, arrived in Stockholm. According to the current trend of international conferences, no matter what kind of meeting is held, a seat must be reserved for the UNSC Navy Admiral. Even if the meeting did not invite the Admiral, the seat and name tag will be prepared to show respect.

Who would have thought that the usually elusive Space Navy Marshal would suddenly show up for the meeting.

“But I really don’t understand why we should hold a climate summit now when the ecosystem will be gone in 20 or 30 years!”

"In fact, the main topic of the summit has nothing to do with the Earth. It is about the discussion of β-027. After all, all countries are working hard to transfer the ecology and species of the Earth to β-027."

Zhou Zhezhi also said: "In addition, the marine scientific research team in β-027 will also announce their scientific research results at the bottom of the ocean there. It is said that not all the source biological clocks there are extinct, and there are still a large number of marine bottom creatures below 5000 meters below sea level."

"And then?" the boss asked again.

"Then the self-circulating ecosystem of the colony satellite, which was managed by the Aramco ecological team, also achieved quite remarkable results." Zhou Zhezhi told his boss: "They took out the experimental data of 'Biosphere 2' and designed the space ecological experiment project based on this experimental data. It took only one year to achieve quite remarkable results."

"How great is that?"

"It can allow a small colony to feed 3000 people relying solely on a self-circulating system!"

"Why so little?"

"That's a lot!" Zhou Zhezhi said, "We don't need to accommodate many people on the colony satellite. We only need a few thousand people to maintain and operate an agricultural satellite using fully automated equipment to produce food and non-staple food."

“Then what’s the point of holding this climate summit?”

"Boost human morale." Zhou Zhezhi added, "This super cold wave in Asia has directly caused the highest temperature in northern India to drop to freezing point. Do you know how many people froze to death there? At least 24! This is the result of rescue efforts arriving within hours."

"Hey, Brother San, Brother San." The boss couldn't help but sigh: "How can we completely transform their population advantage into a productivity advantage!"

"The old immortal wants to transfer all the landless farmers and tenant farmers to β-027. After all, the contradiction between people and land in the rural areas over there has become quite acute."

"Then move them!" the boss suggested, "It's a good idea to break them up and provide compulsory education. In less than 20 years, I guarantee that they will not be able to farm or make a living."

"But the problem is that the local emperors and big landlords of various states... do not allow the landless peasants and tenants under their jurisdiction to leave their sphere of influence."

"That's all?" The boss sneered, then asked, "Will the old immortal be here soon?"

“Yes.”

"After the opening ceremony of the climate summit is over, I will personally ask him which people have hindered everyone's plan. Since the old immortal can't solve the problem, I will use my method to solve the problem. It's time to nip in the bud the root of their incomplete revolution back then."

"Have you ever thought that if you suppress them too harshly, it will arouse the bloodiness of those powerful people..."

Zhou Zhezhi was only halfway through his words when he started laughing. Because if these guys took the initiative to stir up trouble, then UEG could justifiably kill them.

"As for the old immortal, I think he knows it better than anyone else. The opportunity to become a saint has been provided to him. It depends on whether he wants to become a true spiritual leader or is willing to be the leader of a small political group."

"Yes, the population there must be transformed into productive forces as quickly as possible. The farmers there are hardworking, but their production relations and methods are too backward. We must break the old production relations there and establish a newer and more efficient economic foundation."

Half a month later, as 2027 was drawing to a close, countless princely lords who were used to committing crimes on the subcontinent died mysteriously. But in every liberated princely state, there was a rumor that "Lord Shiva had descended to the world and played the song of destruction."

However, this rumor is half true and half false. The false part is that Lord Shiva did not come to the world, but only a mysterious bald man harvested the lives of "local tyrants" and their families according to the list. The true part is that there is indeed singing, because the boss achieved the group mental attack by opening his mouth.

Liban uses his ability to manipulate space to focus his sound waves in a certain area. Ordinary people who hear the boss's singing usually cannot survive for more than 10 seconds. Although they will be in great pain when they die, the pain of 10 seconds is short after all. They just hear the singing, find it unpleasant, and then find it strange and painful.

Then the person disappeared.

The landlord class either died or fled, and the obstacles to the implementation of land reform disappeared in an instant. Lao Xian saw that the time had come to implement land reform, so he held a closed-door meeting with his think tank. On the day the meeting ended, a large group of them flew to the capital of the rabbit.

Because the old immortal has already decided that we must cross the river by feeling the rabbit's head when it comes to the issue of land reform!

442 Even though he is bald, he still wants to pluck

“我们原打算用30年植300亿棵树，是不是很大胆？30年时间，300亿棵树！就是4个亚马逊雨林的面积！就是要用300亿棵树，就要给β-027硬造出4个亚马逊雨林。

When we first had the meeting, we talked to everyone about 300 billion trees. Oh, the representatives of the member countries, whether they were from Aramco or the European Union, they were all very excited. India and Canada were all very excited! 300 billion trees, we kept talking about planting 30 billion trees in 300 years! "

Meanwhile, in the studio, the internationally renowned director Zhang Guoshi, who was sitting next to the camera, was in a daze. Director Zhang Wanwanmei thought that the UNSC Space Fleet Marshal, an alien, was actually playing a cliché from 2023.

And the biggest problem is that the protagonist of this lousy plot is the famous director who made "Red Crotch"! He really regrets signing a gambling agreement with some shitty company, and even more regrets making such a grand shitty movie.

Now, the Space Marine Admiral who has taken over the body of a certain Earthling is using the rotten jokes of the past to further narrow the distance between himself and the people of the world. If this scene of the interview is adopted by the top leaders and then appears in the documentary "Moving Mountains in a Century", this person will be thrown into the next century at least!

Yes, in order to better explain the Mountain Moving Plan to the world, UEG decided to co-finance this documentary. Using a popular entertainment method, it will explain to the world the cause of the Mountain Moving Plan, the overall picture of the plan, and what progress and successes have been achieved within the framework of the Mountain Moving Plan before 2030. This will suppress the "conspiracy theory" voices that are coming one after another.

Conspiracy theory is not a sentiment, but a business. It is a big business that exploits modern people's rational consciousness and irrational emotions of suspicion and opposition to authority to recruit "like-minded people" and take the opportunity to make money.

In fact, at the current stage when human productivity has exploded, especially at the current stage when the Mountain Moving Plan is being carried out in an orderly manner, the various unreliable plans originally led by various countries have not only become more reliable, but have even been incorporated into the framework of the Mountain Moving Plan.

For example, the Ark Project led by Europe and the United States originally planned to build a spacecraft capable of sustaining its own ecological cycle, and then carry as many wealthy and powerful people and scientists as possible, as well as frozen human embryos, to fly out of the solar system.

The reason why this plan was not approved is that Europe and the United States do not have the ability to build a spacecraft that can maintain an ecological self-circulating system. To put it bluntly, the spacecraft is too small and the technology is insufficient. Even if it takes decades, it is impossible to build a spacecraft that can ensure the long-term survival of mankind.

but now!

Two super-large cosmic rollers are floating at the Lagrange point of the Earth-Moon system. And what they are doing is a self-ecological cycle experiment in a large artificial space!

You see, isn't this the Ark Plan that Europe and the United States once envisioned? Only now the Ark doesn't need to escape on its own, but runs with the Earth and grows food while running.

As for Russia, even before the Mountain Moving Plan, the plan to transform the moon into an immigration spacecraft was proven to be unfeasible. Because with the few resources on the moon, the available resources on the moon would basically be used up as soon as they flew out of the solar system. But they were still unwilling to give up the "Moon-to-Moon Plan" they initiated.

Then the boss showed up and productivity exploded. UEG was considering how to "squander productivity" within the framework of the Mountain Moving Plan to ensure that humans would not rebel because they had nothing to do...

Arguments such as "Maybe we can run with the moon", "The moon can be used as a backup fuel depot", "How can we celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival without the moon", and "We can't give up the holiday for the Mid-Autumn Festival" were put on the table.

Moreover, the mass of the moon is only 1/81 of the Earth, which means that less than a hundred engines are needed to push the moon out of the solar system.

Although the idea of ​​running away with the moon is not very rational, "asking humans to remain rational forever" is itself an irrational luxury. But if we dig a deeper pit on the moon and put a roof on it, we can use the big pit as a lunar settlement.

Therefore, the monthly plan was naturally incorporated into the overall framework of the Moving Mountains Plan.

Only the Human Digital Life Plan was completely abandoned. This plan initiated by the former Europe and the three brothers was completely abandoned. The old immortal insisted on developing digital life technology because there were too many people in the country, so many that no matter what plan was made, most of the citizens would lose their lives.

It is in this context that Samuel had to launch the unreliable plan of "Let's all be cyber beings together". If you ask whether the three servers carrying cyber beings will fail and cause the extinction of mankind, Samuel will tell you that it will, and it is even very likely that the nuclear battery will fail before it can reach the edge of the solar system, causing the cyber society to be shut down.

But they had no choice. India had too many domestic problems. It was harder to unite the whole country than to convert Lord Shiva to God. But since the boss came to the fore, he had never missed out on any good thing, from alien immigration to extraterrestrial colonization. It could even be said that he had not missed out on any, and often consulted with the old immortal first.

Although it was forcibly stopped at the beginning of UEG's establishment, the third brother has now made it clear that digital life is meaningless!

The biggest malignant force in the country was killed by "Shiva's Voice of Destruction", and the land reform work with three characteristics is also proceeding in full swing.

As for the Dalits who still cannot get land even after the land reform...

"Now you are under the command of Lord Shiva!"

This is the promise that the old immortal made to the Dalits, and also a reward to the bosses! The turbaned Sikhs in the north were also promised fertile land. They were also allowed to live and farm on the "fairest land in the world".

The boss knew that Lao Xian was doing his own thing under the banner of "Shiva". But the boss didn't think there was anything wrong with Lao Xian's doing so! β-027 needed many people, especially in the early stages of the construction of the new ball, and needed many people who could endure hardships and dared to endure hardships.

The Chinese, the Indians, the Sikhs, and the people of the old Jin family are all people who can and dare to endure hardships in the absolute sense! They are just suitable for undertaking the construction tasks of the planet during the initial construction stage of β-027.

Of course, the more obligations one undertakes, the more rights one enjoys. In the future, the highest decision-makers on this planet will most likely be the descendants of these people.

As for what power and rights God's people will enjoy in the future after arriving at the Promised Land, it all depends on their own luck. The land that the boss has allocated to Israel is enough for 5000 million people to live freely. If they dare to be greedy again...

In fact, the boss didn't care whether he was greedy or not. After all, the promised land was a huge land island with an area similar to Madagascar. The nearest coastline to the island was 200 kilometers away. At least for Israel at present and for a long time in the future, the big island was enough for them to toss around.

If they need to reclaim additional land, that is not a problem. As long as they go through the normal application process and their reasons are reasonable and legal, their application will be approved.

After all, the β-027 planet is 17% larger than the Earth, and its total land area is 35% larger than the Earth's land area. It's like having an entire Eurasian continent on Earth! And unlike Earth, there is a large uninhabitable Antarctic continent.

However, there are no continental plates at the north and south poles of β-027, only a large number of islands covered with ice and snow all year round, accounting for about 4% of the total land area.

(Note: Antarctica’s land area accounts for about 9.4% of the Earth’s total land area.)

Today, countries around the world have pledged to send 10 million immigrants to β-027 in the next 4.5 years, of which 2 million will go to Asian countries, 1.5 million to South America, and 5000 million to North America and Europe.

Africa alone is responsible for 5000 million people, half of which are in North Africa.

The poorer they are, the more stubborn they are. No one can do anything about it. If they are pushed to the limit, they will kneel down and surrender right under the UNSC warship...

Do you think immigration is slow?

But this is the reality. After so many years of illegal immigration in West Asia and North Africa, less than 300 million people have fled to Europe. Moreover, immigration involves more than just superficial issues such as housing, food, work, and spouse, but also deeper issues such as nationality, beliefs, customs, and personal wishes.

If these problems are not solved, the new homeland will be in chaos. If you don't believe it, just look at the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in 2023. The real example is right in front of you.

As for what the boss said at the beginning, "Isn't it very bold?", in fact, it is not difficult to guess from the joke the boss used that the plan of planting 30 billion trees in 300 years was ultimately aborted.

Rebuilding four Amazon rainforests in 30 years would easily tire all β-4 members out, even if all of them were deployed. After all, most immigrants came to β-027 not to recreate the Saihanba miracle, but to solve the food crisis.

In addition, although this visitor from another world often said that planting trees could help him master Wood Release better, UEG felt that they could not just focus on Rope Tree. People are always polite to you, you can't take their politeness as a shameless capital, right!

After all, if a person is too shameless, he or she will easily be disliked by everyone.

So the UEG decided to switch to a more resistant sheep to be plucking, such as a bald guy who served as the honorary commander of the UNSC Space Navy Fleet.

He could use his ability to open portals to "shovel" the existing vegetation on Earth to the new world. As long as he found a place with similar hydrological and climatic conditions, it should be easier to directly transplant the existing ecosystem on Earth than to create a new one.

Not to mention that in a few decades, the earth's ecosystem will be completely destroyed by the sun. It would be better to find a way to "transplant" them to another world before they collapse.