It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Why don't we come together?" Saitama said with an eager expression, "Just treat it as a trip. Anyway, the water and snacks here are free, and you can also get a free physical examination."

The boss pointed at his nose and asked, "Look at how dead I am. The medical department is afraid that I will do something really terrible and explode on the spot. They give me a physical examination once a week. Do you think I need this physical examination?"

"Teacher Cheng, please accompany Teacher Saitama to the exam this time. I believe that with a friend by his side, Teacher Saitama will definitely perform beyond his normal level and successfully obtain the qualification of an S-class hero!"

At the same time, at the headquarters of the A City Hero Association, in the administrative department meeting room.

"The Unlicensed Knight has decided to maintain his ranking as the top player in Class C."

"Understood. I will immediately announce this decision regarding the unlicensed knight within the association."

An administrative committee member who attended the meeting could not help but complain: "Really, he doesn't want to be promoted to Class B no matter what? He can obviously be ranked in the middle of Class B."

The meeting host immediately interrupted, not daring to waste any more time on the issue of unlicensed knights. He looked at the documents in his hand and announced to the participants: "The 55th Hero Assessment Exam received a total of 11684 qualified applications, an increase of 22% over the previous exam. The six exam venues have been prepared."

When everyone heard this data, they all showed joy and encouragement. But the committee member who had just complained complained again:

"Don't be too happy too soon. Although the number of candidates has increased, the quality of volunteers has been declining. Look at what kind of people are mixed in among the volunteers who signed up this time!

A homeless man who has been unemployed for three years, a cook who runs a cheap restaurant in a slum. We must strictly require the reviewers, and never let the association become a shelter for all kinds of people. But I heard that the modified person also came to take the exam? "

"Yes, Mr. Commissioner. We have indeed received an application from Genos himself. The possibility that he will take the exam in person is very high."

451 The Street of Monsters and the Leader of Monsters

Some people say they don't care, but when it comes to the real thing, they are more serious than anyone else. After they have proved their ability and made big news, they leave and hide their achievements and fame.

"Oh, I give up."

"Give up? But Mr. Makoto, you broke all the exam records just like Mr. Saitama..."

"I don't want to be a hero, so I have to give up after showing off. Otherwise, if I give up after being selected, won't the association have any face? Genos, you have to understand. No one likes to be questioned in public, and no one wants to be publicly slapped in the face. If I give up after being selected, it will be equivalent to publicly questioning the Hero Association and slapping them in the face in front of all the volunteers."

"I understand, Mr. Makoto!"

When Boss Cheng saw Genos nod, he asked him, "You were selected too, right?"

"Yes, the student did not take the test, but was taken directly to an office. They only asked me a few questions and passed the student's expression."

"Oh, it seems the other party is quite knowledgeable."

"But the students thought that the Hero Association seemed to attribute the credit for exterminating Mosquito Girl and resolving the House of Evolution to me."

"Just give it back. No one cares about this little contribution anyway." After saying that, the boss turned to ask Saitama: "Don't you think so?"

But not only did Saitama not respond, his boss and Genos saw him with a rather lost back.

"Hey, why are you pretending to be disappointed? Don't tell me you didn't pass the exam."

"No, I passed. But..." Saitama hesitated and asked Genos: "Have you released your results?"

"It's out, Mr. Saitama. The student's performance was evaluated as the bottom of the S-class heroes."

"Wow, that's a good result!" The boss patted Genos on the shoulder and praised him jokingly, "You haven't even started working yet, but you've already become a top hero. Your future achievements are limitless!"

"What about you, Mr. Saitama?" Genos asked curiously, "With your strength, you must be..."

"The last one in C-rank..."

Saitama, with a calm expression, held up his report card. In the evaluation column of the report card, there was a big red stamp with the words "C grade".

"There must be some mistake! I'll go and complain to the person in charge."

After saying that, Genos was about to stand up. However, before Genos could move his butt, Saitama pinned him down.

"Sorry, please forgive me! I have to save my face, okay? If you go directly to him, I will definitely be questioned. And this is not just a slap in the face in front of everyone, but a direct public execution!"

"Teacher Saitama, I..."

"Ding Dong!" The announcement during the break suddenly sounded: "Mr. Genos, Mr. Saitama, a seminar for qualified candidates will be held at 16:. Please arrive at the third hall on time to attend the meeting."

Saitama sighed helplessly and said, "It doesn't matter if it's C-rank or S-rank, as long as I pass it, it won't be in vain. Let's go home after the meeting."

"Then I..." The boss pointed outside the stadium, "I'll wait for you outside. You guys should definitely not waste time in here!"

At the same time as the two new heroes went to the meeting, Boss Cheng, who had given up the written test, was also approached by someone. The person who approached Boss Cheng was the staff member of the association responsible for organizing the test. The other party did not say anything nonsense and directly took out a transcript showing that he had passed the test.

They said that as long as the boss is willing to change his mind, they will directly offer him a top-ranked B-level contract.

"No, you gave that bald guy the last place in C grade, but you are willing to give me a position at the top of B grade?" Boss Cheng pointed to the area below his cheekbone and asked, "What do you think this is?"

"Face?" the association staff member answered tentatively.

"Yes, it's the face! So I not only have a face, but I also want a face. Do you understand?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Makoto. We..."

"The damn bald guy who you rated as the last in C-level has knocked me unconscious at least 7 times. If he hadn't dared to hold back and let go every time, and had to try his best to control his strength, he could have easily killed me. And yet, you only gave him a C but dared to give me a B. Are you trying to sow discord between him and me?"

But to be honest, the Hero Association is willing to give the boss a B-level hero, but treats Saitama differently. It's really not the Hero Association's fault. If there is anything to blame, it can only be blamed on Saitama and Genos for the three items of [interest], [ability] and [evaluation] for the boss...

Personal interests: cooking; opening the vault door; collecting out-of-print equipment; saving the world. (narrated by Denise)

Abilities: Master of close combat; super physique; rapid regeneration; space manipulation; gravity compression; fusion manipulation; hyperspace teleportation; proficient in ninjutsu, illusion, and sealing techniques. (Narrated by Denise, Phoenix Man, Hanzo, and Uchiha Madara)

Self-evaluation: Rich; good at cooking; not afraid of lightning; hospitable; many friends; owns a space fleet; uncle is Odin; sings very badly. (Oral narration by everyone + supplement by Saitama)

Of course, the above comments were all thought up by Saitama and filled in by Genos. He never discussed it with his boss, otherwise there wouldn't be such outrageous words as "gravitational compression" and "fusion control" in the [Ability Characteristics].

And because Genos wrote it for him, the top leaders of the Hero Association immediately recognized that the handwriting on the boss's application form was exactly the same as Genos's. So when Genos was interviewed, the Hero Association also confirmed with Genos whether the handwriting on the boss's form was from his hand.

Genos admitted it and said that he wrote it very conservatively. But the Hero Association thought that this was just Genos's bragging to help his friend join the Hero Association. Therefore, the Hero Association was willing to give the boss a B-class hero ranking for the sake of the newly promoted S-class hero.

As a result, just before and after they made the decision, the boss gave up in the exam!

As for why the Hero Association doesn't give Saitama face...

The reason is simple. Saitama filled out his own form and sent it out first. But the boss's registration form was mailed out together with Genos's. Therefore, the association paid attention to the boss but not Saitama.

What's more, based on the boss's panel data of "height 198cm, weight 141kg, body fat percentage 11%", it is enough to make him more worthy of attention than Saitama's "height 175cm, weight 70kg, body fat percentage 7%".

(Explanation: The boss has become taller and stronger. The boss maintains a body fat percentage above 10% to provide nutrients and energy to the body when the severed limbs regenerate.)

Boss Cheng refused straightforwardly, and the association staff only tried to retain him symbolically. After all, they came out to retain Boss Cheng just to implement the opinion of the headquarters and show their importance to Genos. However, whether the bald chef agreed or not was just a procedure and a formality.

But soon, the association will realize that they have just let go a fish bigger than Genos!

Genos, who looked gloomy, and Saitama, who looked unhappy, walked out of the gymnasium and met up with the boss. Saitama asked the boss while chewing bubble gum, "There should be sweet and sour pork in the evening, right?"

"How can we not have permanent dishes?" the boss replied.

Saitama turned to Genos and said, "See, I told you that sweet and sour pork is available every night."

"Okay, Mr. Saitama. We'll have boxed lunches tonight and the hot pot another day."

Boss Cheng asked the two people, "Are you done with your work?"

The two people nodded.

"Can we go back to the store now?"

The two men nodded again.

Then, Boss Cheng snapped his fingers, and a portal immediately appeared beside the three people. The two bald men and a biochemically modified person passed through the portal and disappeared in front of the association staff.

"Report to headquarters! Report to headquarters! This exam was seriously misjudged! The information on the registration form of volunteer No. 303 is true! I repeat! The information on the registration form of volunteer No. 303 is true. He is not bragging. He really can teleport!"

"Is that so? Looks like we'll have to ask Sweetheart Mask to go there in person."

The three of them returned to the restaurant, and Genos immediately noticed the small hot pot table surrounded by "people". You know, Boss Cheng's table is the best proof of the popularity of rotating hot pots in Northeast China! Only in that crazy hot pot era, someone dared to make such a super-sized hot pot table that can accommodate 50 diners at the same time.

At this moment, there were only three or five empty seats on the huge dining table. Among the diners sitting at the tables, talking and laughing, there were only a few normal humans except for a giant who was taller, stronger, and more terrifying than the boss. The rest of the diners were basically weirdos with animal heads.

No! It is more appropriate to say that they are beasts that can walk upright.

"Hey, Doom, you're treating me to dinner today... Hey, you're also having the soup..."

The boss didn't continue talking because he saw an islander with a cow's head sitting at the dining table. So he quickly looked over to the kitchen, and after making eye contact with the boss, Brother Biao used the communicator to tell the boss: "Don't you still trust me? Don't worry, I'll serve them Japanese seaweed soup base."

The boss couldn't help but sigh: "At the critical moment, Brother Biao is still thoughtful... No, isn't there no kelp in our store?"

"Oh, yes! There is no kelp left. But doesn't a fellow in the community have kelp all over his head? I borrowed the kelp from him."

"You made broth from kelp from people's heads?"

"Ah!" Brother Biao replied, "In return, I promised him on your behalf that I would take him to Bayuquan to take a cold sea bath for a few days. By the way, he wants you to give him some giant kelp seedlings. He thinks the kelp on his head is not strong enough, so he wants to change to a different variety."

Boss: (⊙_⊙)

Meanwhile, Saitama was pointing at Doom and introducing him to Genos: "That big guy went to hell with the boss and killed the devil. Now he's retired and grows oranges and sweet corn on an island in another world. Because that island is responsible for supplying vegetables to the boss and the organization behind him, he's usually very busy. He usually comes here for dinner once every two or three months through the main control channel."

"Teacher Saitama knows so much."

"If you eat here for a long time, you will know a lot of things. Many of the things here were told to me by Rogers, but since he had a child, he rarely shows up."

Sometimes you have to admit it, Saitama's mouth seems to be blessed. He just grumbled that Rogers hadn't been to the hotel for a long time. Rogers and his wife each held a child, opened the back door of the hotel and walked into the hotel.

After all, his "comrade-in-arms who had been to hell together" had come to the hotel, so why shouldn't he bring his wife and child to show off to his old comrade-in-arms?

Old Du was also very happy after seeing Rogers' wife and children. The pain of losing his wife and children had faded away with the passage of time. Moreover, he no longer needed the pink furry rabbit to accompany him, because the residents on the island were all cute and adorable, enough to melt the heart of this tough guy every morning.

Denise skillfully took the boy from Peggy's arms, then ran to the boss and said sarcastically, "I really envy them, a pair of twins. Unlike some people who always make a false move."

Boss: ┐（?～？）┌

"Haven't you found a way to connect Gus's world and Erlang Zhenjun's world yet?" asked Lao Du.

The boss shook his head and replied, "The technical department said that at my current level, I am still unable to penetrate the barrier between the two worlds for self-isolation."

Not long after, the old man Dongfang Bubai, who was in the off-season, also appeared in the hotel. Behind him, there was the rope tree that had just helped β-027 to germinate the tree seeds. Then the guardians stationed in World No. 30 also came to the hotel at mealtime. The atmosphere in the hotel suddenly became lively.

When Genos saw this scene, he felt his scalp tingling! In his opinion, the hotel had gathered so many powerful people in such a short time. Their strength was even far superior to that of the Hero Association...

Not right either.

Genos turned his head and looked at the grinning Saitama, thinking that now that Saitama had joined the Hero Association, he was afraid that even if the power of so many strong people were combined, they would not be able to match the Hero Association with Saitama.

At least that's what Mr. Makoto said - in this world, Saitama is the last insurance, the strongest existence allowed by the will of the universe.

Half an hour later, Sweet Mask, who is known as the "S-class hero goalkeeper" and currently ranked 1st in A-class, came to the address on Boss Cheng's registration form.

As a result, as soon as Sweetheart Mask stepped into this small but very clean and tidy community that was out of place with the surrounding ruins, he found many strange people wandering in groups of three or five on the streets.

No, rather than "wandering", it would be more accurate to say that these weirdos were just taking a post-dinner digestive walk.

The street lamps on one side of the community road were not only bright, but the lampshades were also wiped clean. Parents with normal human appearances were walking slowly with their freakish children. Several stalls selling snacks and small items were also surrounded by customers who were also freaks.

A human uncle with a high hairline is showing the new rice cooker to the weirdos in front of his store.

The owner of the boxing gym moved the sandbags and pear balls outside the gym and invited passers-by to come over and have a few hits.

The golden-haired swordsman was distributing promotional leaflets for the sword hall along the street. Then the red armbands responsible for maintaining public health immediately appeared and returned the leaflets that others had thrown away to him.

It is even quieter and more peaceful here than in any other human community.

When Sweetheart Mask saw all this, his eyes suddenly sparkled with sparkling, watery spirits! Such scenes have only appeared in his dreams. But who would have thought that such a scene that should only appear in dreams would actually shine into reality!

Sweet Mask is not stupid, he knows how difficult it is to make humans and monsters live together harmoniously. He also knows that the people who dare to promote this situation must have a lot of soft and hard power.

Coincidentally, a man who is rich, good at cooking, not afraid of lightning, hospitable, has many friends, owns a space fleet, has an uncle named Odin, and sings extremely badly, lives on this street and in this community.

What's more, Sweetheart Mask, who is born with keen senses, has discovered that the three people who just introduced the rice cooker, invited him to a boxing fight, and distributed flyers, each of them has the ability to beat him.

"Are all the people living on this street monsters?"

452 New Century Universe Good Man

"I was originally planning to persuade you to join the Hero Association. But now I've changed my mind. I feel that given the structure of the association... they are not worthy yet."

The boss handed Sweetheart Mask a can of non-expiring soda, then said with a smile: "As an association, if we don't carve keys or open locks, what's the point of being compatible or not? Many things are judged by deeds rather than by the heart. Once the heart is judged, no matter it is a person or a thing, it will be impossible to persist. Just like you, pretending to be a normal person, your daily life must be very tiring, right?"

Sweetheart Mask smiled with relief and asked the boss: "Is it so obvious?"

Let's go back to 10 minutes ago. When the weird residents of the small community found that the world's top idol Sweet Mask appeared on the street, these people did not seem to realize the "difference" between themselves and Sweet Mask, and flocked to Sweet Mask, hoping to shake hands with the handsome guy.

The residents of the small community seemed to have completely ignored their own weird identities, and even more so, ignored Sweet Mask's identity as A-rank 1st. Most importantly, they had completely forgotten that Sweet Mask "hates evil and never tolerates weirdos."

But when facing so many enthusiastic fans of Weirdos, Sweet Mask unexpectedly did not show his hatred for evil. Instead, he showed the demeanor of a super idol and shook hands with his fans one by one.

Among them, a beautiful lady in revealing clothes was extremely enthusiastic. She squeezed in front of Sweetheart Mask with great agility from the gap between the crowd, and couldn't help but stick her pair of bright headlights to the handsome face of Sweetheart Mask.

Fortunately, Sweetheart Mask was extremely fast, so he avoided the "suffocation attack" of the beautiful woman.

"Wow! Sweet Mask! I liked you so much before I became a monster! I still like you after I became a monster! Please use my whip and whip me as much as you want!"