It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Hey! NuS! You have to control yourself!"

However, with NuS's words "before I became a monster", everyone instantly realized that they were no longer normal humans. So many hands that were reaching out to the idol also put down their hands with disappointment. But a child who was completely transformed into a mecha still raised his hands excitedly, hoping that Sweet Mask could hug him.

And under everyone's surprised and timid gazes, Sweetheart Mask slowly picked up the obviously overweight child.

"Can you tell me why you became the Kuwagata Knight?"

The Knight Monster, who has the body of a four or five-year-old child but weighs nearly 50 kilograms, excitedly told Sweet Mask: "Because I really like Kuwa Knight, and I want to become a justice partner like Kuwa Knight!"

Sweetheart Mask would never have thought that a four or five-year-old child could have such a strong obsession. At this time, a sturdy bald man suddenly appeared and sent away the residents who were surrounding Sweetheart Mask. When the residents saw the bald man appear, they also saluted and greeted him, and then dispersed.

Nu S took advantage of the fact that Sweetheart Mask's attention was all on the boss, took off her mask and pounced on Sweetheart Mask. Her sudden attack this time also allowed her to successfully kiss her idol. Then, this ghost-level female monster working in SM nightclub was taken away by the locksmith.

"Don't pay attention to that crazy woman, she's a sadist and has a sick brain." After saying that, the boss smiled and asked Sweet Mask: "The A-level 1st of the Hero Association came to this remote place in person. Is he here to find Genos or the bald Saitama?"

Sweetheart Mask did not tell the purpose of his visit, but asked the boss: "Can you tell me the story of that child? You probably know all the residents here?"

"Ah, I know almost all of them." The boss shrugged and replied with a smile, "Except for those who don't need to eat, the others are basically regular customers of the store. As for the child who became Kamen Rider Kuuga, it was because this world fulfilled his wish when the child was on the verge of death.

Human faith is a terrifying thing. A 4-year-old child was severely burned, and his parents were trapped in a collapsed building, with no idea of ​​their lives. When he was dying, his most urgent and persistent wish was to transform into a Kamen Rider to protect his parents.

The boss’s story only goes so far. There are stories about how the child broke through the wall and saved his parents whose legs were crushed into a pulp. And how the boss used the medical cabin to help the couple rebuild their legs after the community was established, but all of them were omitted.

Similarly, the boss did not explain to Sweetheart Mask anything like “weird people are not necessarily bad people, just like bad people are not necessarily weird people”.

Sweet Mask also didn’t ask the stupid question of “Why did such a weird community form here?”

At this time, a beautiful red-haired lady poked her head out of the restaurant and yelled at the boss, "Hurry up! What are you dawdling for? It's almost dinner time at Kamar-Taj!"

The boss looked up and found that the time had indeed come to 6:30 in the evening. So under the watchful eyes of the sweetheart mask, the boss put his index and middle fingers together and overlapped them to form a "cross" shape.

"Tah! Kagebu no Kizi!"

In an instant, more than 500 hairy bald heads appeared on the streets of the small community. After creating the shadow clones, the boss opened a portal for them to the "cooking workshop". However, not all the shadow clone bosses were willing to go through the portal opened by the boss. Dozens of other shadow clone bosses also opened portals, and then the 500 people disappeared in a flash.

After doing all this, the boss explained to Sweetheart Mask: "Sorry, due to the time difference, the dinner time is different. If we follow the standard of serving dinner at 6 pm, some places with later hours will be like having afternoon tea. Princesses from any place can't have dried tofu rolls, cucumbers, green onions and roasted garlic as afternoon tea, right!"

"Hehe, I have no idea what you are talking about..."

"Well, if you don't understand, then just don't understand. The generation gap between you young people and me is just too big."

"Hehe, but this is a really nice place."

"Because it's a shelter, reality forces everyone to stick together for warmth. Plus the community is small, so interpersonal relationships are relatively simple."

"They are so lucky." Sweetheart Mask sighed.

"I think this community is lucky. The weirdos gathered here did not get lost in the illusion created by power because they became weirdos. Instead of relying on power to do evil, they would rather keep their feet on the ground and try to live an ordinary life."

"It is more likely that they have witnessed a higher level of power and realized how insignificant and powerless they are in the face of absolute power. That is why they prefer to live an ordinary life."

"Perhaps!"

The boss smiled, opened the portal, and took out two cans of soda from the hotel's refrigerator that were neither near nor expired. And the conversation at the beginning of this chapter took place.

"Is it that obvious?" Sweetheart Mask asked the boss.

"It's quite obvious to me. With so many different skills, you can always come up with some strange new tricks." The boss told Kamen Rider: "Your soul is different from that of a normal person, and it's closer to the color of a monster."

"The...color of the soul?"

"Yes, the color of the soul. The souls of ordinary people are always colorful and varied. But in the souls of weirdos, there is always one color that is bigger, brighter, and more conspicuous than other colors - that is the color of obsession." The boss shook his head helplessly and said self-deprecatingly: "I originally thought that I only learned some useless skills from this stone, but now it seems that they are not completely useless."

"What about my color?" Sweetheart Mask asked curiously, "Which color of mine is the most prominent?"

"It's a whitish fluorescent color. I don't know what color it is..."

"Eh?"

Because there were other weird fans who knew Sweet Mask in the restaurant, Sweet Mask, who had some idol baggage, couldn't let go and eat in front of the fans. Since he couldn't let go in this world, the boss simply brought Sweet Mask to Kamar-Taj.

Because it was time for dinner, and the boss's shadow clone returned the information to the boss after opening the door. So, in the cafeteria of Kamar-Taj, there was a handsome guy who had no manners when eating sitting at the table, chewing and swallowing like crazy.

"Hey! Doctor Shit! How's your training been lately?"

"Please, Master Cheng! Please just call me by my full name."

"No problem, Doctor Strange."

In Kamar-Taj, several people knew that the Ancient One would pass on the mantle of the Sorcerer Supreme to Strange when the time was right. These people all expressed no objection to this matter from the inside out. Kaecilius's obsession has disappeared, and now the whole family lives in Kamar-Taj. The resurrected wife is a foreign teacher in Shigatse, and the children are also attending primary school in Shigatse.

What about stealing books, what about surrendering to Dormammu, forget it! Now Casillas is a typical disciple of the Bald Clan.

"My boss helped me revive my wife and kids!"

Just saying this is a very impressive thing in any universe! If Dormammu doesn't agree, come and compete with Boss Cheng.

Even the God King Odin said that Asgard was lucky to have such a god as his nephew. So, having a wife who knows how to tell fortunes can sometimes really change the fate of a race!

As for the librarian Lao Wang, he just hopes that the books in the library will not be thrown away randomly, and he also hopes that the boss can get some new books for the library. Although Lao Wang said that the "New Era Marxism Series" donated by the UNSC Naval Staff can indeed improve the value construction of Kamar-Taj, he hopes that the boss can prepare a few more sets of more entertaining books such as "The Elementary School Student of Death", "The King of Somalia", "The Five Little Strongmen of the Goddess", and "Slam Dunk".

"No, I mean why don't you just watch cartoons?"

“Yes, but the book can be read by different people at the same time.”

Two days later, Sweet Mask brought the message "Don't mess with the bald man who runs a restaurant, he is really a cosmic warlord from another world" to the headquarters of the Hero Association.

What is a cosmic warlord, you ask?

At this moment, the UNSC space fleet's attack scene was displayed on the big screen in the meeting room of the Hero Association headquarters. Hundreds of transformable fighters were ejected from the space battleships, flying blindly against the background of the universe.

No matter whether the management of the Hero Association can understand it or not, the picture is shocking enough. However, the naval gun salvo they expected did not appear on the big screen. As for why it did not appear, the words "Regular Flight Training Record" in the lower left corner of the video are enough to explain the situation.

But why do we need to dispatch hundreds of aircraft just for one training exercise...

The reason is simple - the UNSC space fleet has more than 1000 transformable fighters that can take off at any time. So it is normal to dispatch two or three hundred of them in a training session.

Besides, it takes two to three years, or even three to four years for a traditional navy to fully understand the performance of warships and make the fleet combat-ready. What's more, a space fleet that has just escaped the gravity of the earth and flown into space for less than three years!

The entire fleet is in the running-in period. With the current fleet combat capability, it can only perform disaster relief missions, except for bullying weak enemies. Otherwise, it would not be possible to be completely wiped out by the border patrol fleet of the competitive world with a score of 15 to 1100.

Then, a stupid streamer who cheated in the game ran into the UNSC's gun. You cheated, and then you cheated. After winning, you posted a video online, mocking your opponent: "If you are not good, practice more. If you can't afford to lose, don't play."

As a result, when the UNSC fleet commanders saw this video, everyone was furious! They thought, "My fleet was completely destroyed on the first day, and you sent this thing until the evening on the second day." Regardless of whether this was a coincidence or not...

Anyway, a day later, this idiot was exposed offline by the UNSC.

It is said that he completed all the compulsory conscription procedures on the day he joined the army. He also ran two 10,000-meter runs on the day he joined the army. He was so tired that he urinated incontinently. It was quite miserable.

what?

Are you asking if what the UNSC did was inhumane?

Indeed, it is inhumane. But unfortunately, UEG is too lazy to care about such trivial matters.

Besides, looking around the world, is it rare to be forced to be conscripted?

Okay, let’s stop talking about this.

In short, the Hero Association asked Sweetheart Leave to convey to the boss that unless there are extremely special circumstances, the Hero Association will never extend its hands to the quarantine area of ​​City Z.

Although this promise makes the Hero Association look cowardly, the reality is that the Hero Association is eager to get rid of the heavy burden of the quarantine area in City Z. The whole world knows that City Z is dangerous, and the whole world knows that the quarantine area in City Z is even more dangerous!

Now, a great god suddenly appeared and said, "There are too many weirdos, and the chef decides life and death." From now on, the problem of weirdos in the quarantine area of ​​City Z will no longer be a problem.

How can he be called a cosmic warlord? He is simply a noble, pure, moral, and great philanthropist who is free from vulgarity!

"Now, let's raise our hands. Those who agree to donate the designated area of ​​the quarantine zone in City Z to Mr. Cheng, please raise your hands."

"Very good, everyone raised their hands unanimously, the resolution passed. Congratulations, we have gotten rid of a big burden!"

453 Use your brain regularly and keep up with nutrition

What is a hero who is motivated by interest?

Even after becoming a professional hero, Saitama didn't know that C-class heroes had attendance requirements. It wasn't until the fifth day after the exam that Genos moved his house next door to him. Only then did he know that if a C-class hero's attendance rate didn't meet the requirements, his salary for the month would be deducted at best, or he would be expelled at worst.

"Is this why that bald guy hasn't shown up for a month?"

"Yes, he has been running for attendance rate recently, helping firefighters put out fires, helping old ladies cross the road, catching drivers who run red lights. Anyway, this guy has already ignored everything for the sake of attendance rate."

Denise asked again: "Didn't you encounter any weird people?"

The boss shook his head and replied, "There haven't been any weirdos causing trouble recently, but a dozen new weirdos have moved into the community, and several of them have reached the level of ghosts. These weirdos are all quite strong, but they are not aggressive, and they all yearn to return to the lives of ordinary people."

"Then, you will introduce these powerful monsters to the new arena that will open next season to serve as PVE bosses?"

"Ah! The Rhino wrestler who cooperated with us in the experimental match last season came here in person to recruit. For a group of well-informed audiences, there is no problem of discrimination against weirdos. Besides, the Rhino wrestler is a popular little boss, and he is having a lot of fun there."

"Yeah." Denise laughed dryly a few times and complained, "After all, there aren't many places where he can legally bully others and gain popularity."

"Let me tell you something interesting." Boss Cheng said to Denise with a sly smile: "The director of the entertainment sales department wants to recruit Nu S to a special club in the competitive world..."

"Entertainment Sales Department? I've never heard of it before!"

"It has always existed, but like the catering service department, purely service-oriented departments are not ranked in the first tier of the main control. Although the entertainment sales department does not have much real power, because they are directly facing customers, they have the largest number of employees under them, and their profitability is much stronger than those departments that only burn money."

"Okay, no need to explain. I already know what their main business is."

After all, this is the industry that Jiraiya enjoys so much that he doesn't want to leave. There is no need to explain it, and adults understand it. Otherwise, why would he be willing to target a weirdo who works in an SM nightclub? But then again, the group of boars who look forward to being whipped every day is much larger than everyone thinks!

"Boom boom boom!"

"By the way, why is there a knock on the door? Isn't the door of our store open?"

Denise reminded: "You are confused, right? Today is Sunday!"

The boss walked to the front of the store, pressed the switch of the nuclear-proof door, and opened the nuclear-proof doors and windows made of hard titanium alloy. Then, a high school student with an embarrassed look appeared outside the glass door of the restaurant.

"Hello, sorry to bother you. My name is Peter Parker, and Mr. Stark introduced me here. He said I could find a part-time job delivering food here. He also said the bald boss here is a nice guy and is not stingy with wages. But Mr. Stark reminded me that I might meet strange people while working here, so I shouldn't make a fuss. I..."

The boy named Peter Parker looked up at the giant man who opened the door for him, but because he was so nervous, he forgot what he was going to say next.

"I'm the owner of the restaurant." The owner looked at Peter and asked him, "Did Tony introduce you here?"

"Yes, boss." Peter took out the handwritten letter from Tony and said, "Mr. Stark asked me to hand this letter to you personally."

The boss opened the letter and saw only the words "hire" and "senior". However, a sticky note attached to the letter said "I'm very busy recently, please don't disturb me".

God knows what weird things Tony has been tinkering with recently. Ever since this guy met Rocket Raccoon, he has been acting mysterious.

The boss made a "tsk" sound and threw the letter into the air. The handwritten letter without any sincerity turned into ashes.

Then the boss stretched out his big hand. Peter saw this and quickly stretched out his own small hand and patted the boss's big hand.

Peter didn't realize that the boss was going to shake his hand, and the boss didn't realize that a simple high-five was the most common way for big kids his age to greet each other.

"Okay, Xiaoza! Congratulations on joining the Avengers Catering Alliance. But you are still a student, so you can't be considered a full-time employee. So the hourly wage is only a pitiful $65."

"Mr. Duo...Mr. Duo?" Peter asked in amazement.

"65 dollars an hour, don't think it's too little. After all, you are still in middle school and not yet an adult, so you can only work part-time..."

"No sir! I am very satisfied with this salary!"

"Oh, that's good." The boss nodded and said, "For tax returns and the like, you can go to Tony or Happy. After all, I'm only responsible for paying salaries, not taxes. After all, the IRS can't reach into the pockets of aliens."

"Sorry, Boss. What alien?"

"Me!" The boss pointed at his nose and said, "I am an alien."

Peter smiled awkwardly and said to himself: "I always feel that I have met a complicated boss and found a complicated job."

"Really?" The boss shrugged. "Maybe! Did you bring your work clothes?"

"I brought it!" Peter opened his backpack and showed the mesh tights inside to his boss, saying, "This was designed for me by Mr. Stark himself. I am very..."

"Okay, stop talking." The boss interrupted Peter, "I know you are a very perverted kid. After all, it's impossible for a normal person to wear a mesh tights that would make you feel uncomfortable..."

"It's not tight!" Peter explained, "Mr. Stark added lining to the suit so that I wouldn't be embarrassed because some parts of it are too prominent when I wear it. Also, this is not a web pattern, but spider web stripes!"

"So can you tell me the difference between spider web stripes and web patterns?"

"Well...I...the difference is..."

The boss patted Peter on the shoulder and encouraged him: "If a man wants to become a Thai, then he should become a Thai. Just like most brave men like giants, there is nothing wrong with a man becoming a Thai. A brave man must first have the courage to admit himself!"

"Mr. Boss, I think you must have misunderstood something..."

Peter Parker then got a chance to explain to his boss and told him the story of what happened to him.

After learning about Peter's current situation, the boss sighed again and again: "Being bitten by a spider turns you into Spider-Man. This setting is similar to falling into a panda fountain and turning into a panda, and falling into a sissy fountain and turning into a sissy!"

Little Spider: Σ(?Д?;)

However, just when Spider-Man was about to ask his boss, "What kind of work do I need to complete to get 65 dollars an hour?", Nuss, dressed in a hot gothic queen outfit, suddenly rushed into the store and yelled at the boss, "Oh no, boss! A meteorite several tens of kilometers in size is heading towards City Z!"