It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

And just as Nu S finished reporting the impending disaster, the people from Project 30 also rushed into the hotel and reported more detailed and accurate information to the boss.

"More than ten kilometers in size? Is this going to destroy the Earth's ecosystem?" The boss then asked, "For such a major disaster, why didn't the Hero Association and the Control Center issue any warnings in advance?"

"Mr. Deputy Minister! Because the asteroid suddenly changed its course half an hour ago. It should have passed by the Earth, but the moment it approached the Earth's gravitational circle, the asteroid suddenly changed its course."

“It’s not an accident!”

"That's also what the Technical Department judged, Mr. Deputy Minister!"

"As long as it's not a meteorite several hundred kilometers in size, it won't be a problem. Don't worry, I can handle this kind of small problem... Fuck!"

As the boss walked out of the restaurant, he saw a bald man in a cloak flying into the air and heading straight for an asteroid that was at least tens of thousands meters above the ground.

The bald man was so fast that the boss didn't even have time to accurately locate him. The meteorite, which was more than ten kilometers in size, was penetrated by Saitama with one punch.

This punch that seemed to have saved City Z, although it did save City Z, also instantly turned this solid "armor-piercing bullet" into an "iron sand bullet" commonly used to shoot birds in hunting.

But the biggest problem is that Saitama's punch actually gave the meteorite fragments a faster acceleration, causing the meteorite to fly in all directions at a speed 200% faster than the original body.

"A bastard who's all about muscles! Berserker armor! Setup!"

Boss Cheng, who was covered by armor, flashed to the bottom of the meteorite explosion. Looking at the meteorite fragments scattered all over the sky, the boss immediately unlocked 78% of the seal, and successfully locked the trajectory of more than 10 fragments with the cooperation of the Berserker Armor.

The next moment, countless portals appeared in the air, blocking the path of the meteorite fragments. However, because there were too many portals opening at the same time, and the speed of opening was too fast, the boss simply could not locate the other end of the portal to a safe enough place in such a short time.

Therefore, the boss could only come up with the simplest, most effective and most fault-tolerant solution at this moment - opening the door in the opposite direction!

That is, if the meteorite fragments enter the portal from that direction, they will be shot out again in the direction they came from. Because opening two doors in opposite directions at one location can greatly simplify the re-positioning process.

"Please help if you can! Position yourself again!"

The next moment, Boss Cheng used the Berserker Armor as a medium to perform the Bloody Elimination - Dust Release. The boss yelled "Help me aim" and made a hand seal.

Afterwards, the half-dead Genos and another white-haired old man only heard a villain-looking humanoid mecha in the sky yelling: "Dust Release·Million Core Fusion·Stripping Technique!"

Although the number of "millions" was indeed an exaggeration, more than 6 Dust Escape light balls did burst out from the six crystals on the boss' chest and flew straight to the meteorite fragments flying in the opposite direction towards the universe.

Most of the meteorite fragments that were locked were dispersed by the boss's Dust Escape, but a small number of larger fragments still slipped through the net and fell to the ground again from the sky after reaching a certain height. Together with other meteorite fragments that were too small to be locked, they turned into mass weapons that were enough to cause disasters.

However, the boss was no longer able to fight. Imagine that a person first locked onto hundreds of thousands of meteorite fragments in the blink of an eye and "bounced" them back into the sky. Then he used the most powerful Dust Escape to destroy these large pieces of meteorite.

Even though the boss's mental strength was ridiculously high and his chakra was almost infinite, he still couldn't withstand this level of torture. However, the boss didn't faint from exhaustion this time, but collapsed to the ground from exhaustion, unable to move.

Realizing that he had nearly caused a devastating disaster, Saitama tried his best to break the remaining large pieces of meteorite into small pieces, thus preventing City Z and surrounding cities from being destroyed.

Unfortunately, countless scattered small pieces of meteorites inevitably fell to the ground, smashing City Z into half, almost completely destroying the city's infrastructure, and severely damaging both public and private property.

The good news is that despite such a serious disaster, no one died. Although tens of thousands of people were injured, most of them were either lightly or slightly injured. The few unlucky people who were seriously injured were those who were in traffic accidents because they were running for their lives before the asteroid exploded.

You have to admit that it is a miracle that such a serious disaster only caused such a degree of damage!

only……

"Hey! Teacher Cheng! Are you okay?"

"Hurry... hurry and take me... back to the hotel... to find Snake... I can't keep up with my nutrition..."

The brain of a normal adult weighs about 1.4-1.6 kg. However, this organ, which accounts for only 2% of an adult's body weight, consumes 20% of the body's energy consumption every day.

In the case of Boss Cheng, this consumption ratio can even be as high as 30%. And this is only the consumption ratio when the boss is too lazy to use his brain. Once the boss decides to use his brain, this energy consumption ratio will increase exponentially. Like today's almost life-threatening brain exercise, the boss's fat reserves of 11% of his body weight were consumed in an instant, and even the muscles were consumed by about 5% of the total amount.

Now, the boss has become so thin that his muscles are just skin and flesh. Then Orochimaru stuffed him into a culture tank filled with nutrient solution.

There is no other way. This is the fastest and most side-effect-free way that Orochimaru can think of to supplement nutrition. When his boss was not getting enough nutrition before, Orochimaru also did this.

Even Captain Rogers, who had worked day and night for seven days and seven nights, causing him to be physically exhausted and mentally depressed, had to recover by soaking in nutrient solution in the culture tank.

Perhaps, the only thing that can be called a "side effect" is that every time the boss soaks in the culture tank to replenish nutrients, when the fish come out, they will appear stronger than the last time.

After soaking in the nutrient solution, Mr. Cheng's weight increased from 141kg to 143kg after being taken out of the can! This is not because he soaked in the water for too long and got weak, but he actually got stronger!

454 A Small Gift for the Strongest

"If you knew the asteroid was going to hit the Earth, why didn't you come and call me?"

"I……"

"You can imagine how much damage it would cause if an asteroid broke up in the atmosphere."

“Ah…”

"It's obvious that the cooperation of two people is enough to perfectly solve the problem of that broken stone."

Saitama: (???)

Regarding the incident of punching the asteroid, Saitama has used his strength to prove what it means that "when strength reaches a certain level, IQ becomes something dispensable."

With Saitama's strength, let alone smashing the entire asteroid with one punch, it would be easy for him to jump into the sky and kick the asteroid out of the Earth's gravity.

And that's what the boss had in mind: first manipulate space to restrain the asteroid so that it doesn't fall apart, then open a portal that's big enough and throw the other end of the portal outside the Earth's orbit. Finally, let Saitama kick the asteroid out of the Earth's gravity.

A so-called great collision between heaven and earth could have been resolved without any danger. But this guy jumped up and punched the asteroid. The meteorite flew so fast that the fragments almost covered the surrounding area of ​​City Z.

What it boils down to is that Saitama has grown fond of solving all problems through brute force.

In fact, Sol had this problem at the beginning, but the boss' uncle intervened in time, which prevented Sol from using brute force instead of brain. Even though Sol still likes to act recklessly, at least he is not like before, "empty-headed, hammer-carrying"

According to Boss Cheng's own understanding, these guys have never been beaten in all aspects during their growth stage. People who are used to winning battles with favorable winds always think that they can overcome everything with their hard power.

Unlike the competitors in the competitive world, who had to think of ways to play the relegation match right after the promotion match, they were just beaten for the first three years after the promotion.

Regardless, Saitama did smash the asteroid with one punch, and ultimately saved Z City and the entire world. Even if Boss Makoto hadn't rushed over to save the situation, only Z City and its surrounding cities would have been destroyed. Instead of the Earth being hit by the asteroid, the entire world would have been destroyed along with it.

But in the eyes of Spider-Man who ran out to sell his stuff, Saitama left him with the first impression that "Although Saitama (Saitama's Japanese pronunciation) is ridiculously strong, I always feel that he doesn't seem to be very smart."

Naturally, the boss who "saved another world while chatting and laughing" is so handsome! Especially his red and black, evil demon mecha (the super-evolved form of Space Knight Ibiru), which has completely surpassed the super nano suit that Mr. Stark is developing!

As for the lack of nutrition and being thrown into the culture tank for 12 hours, the little spider automatically ignored it under the influence of the fan effect.

Saitama, who was scolded by his boss, seemed very depressed. He began to think about why he didn't kick the asteroid out of the earth with his foot, but chose to use his fist instead.

"Is it to show off?" Saitama shook his head and thought, "I didn't have time to show off at that time. All I could think about was whether I could make the stone... explode..."

"What? Was I really so stubborn that I only thought about solving the problem with my fists instead of my brain?"

"If that's the case, you should be thankful that you used your fists." The boss who heard Saitama's self-reflection said jokingly, "If you had used your head to hit him, and made yourself even more stubborn, wouldn't things have been worse?"

"Makoto-kun." Saitama said with his eyes drooping, "You are really good at making fun of people."

The boss knew that after this asteroid impact, Saitama was reflecting on his problem of relying on brute force instead of thinking. This was a great thing for Saitama himself and the entire Cornerstone World 30. At least the savior designated by the world's will would not become an idiot who lost his humanity and ability to think as his power gradually increased.

The second good news is that Saitama's ranking has jumped from the bottom of C-class to fifth place in C-class because he assisted three S-class heroes (Genos, Bang, and Metal Knight) in properly handling the asteroid crisis. That is to say, less than a month after becoming a professional hero, Saitama successfully advanced to become a top 10 hero in C-class!

"Can Top10 be used like this?" Saitama still had a deadpan expression.

The third piece of good news is that Genos, who participated in the crisis management, rose from 17th to 16th in the S-rank. And Metal Knight, who played a role at least, also rose one place because of the crisis management.

The fourth piece of news is not sure whether it is good or bad - the whole process of Boss Cheng performing Ninjutsu in the sky was filmed by a fearless live broadcast helicopter. In other words, Boss Cheng was exposed for saving City Z. However, because the boss was wearing a very evil style of armor throughout the whole process, it was only the Berserker armor Cosplay Space Knight who became famous, not the boss himself.

The last piece of bad news is that the live broadcast did not capture Saitama, nor even Metal Knight and Genos. It only captured the scene of Boss Makoto appearing under the shattered asteroid and disposing of most of the large pieces of debris. So in the eyes of the whole world, although the evil red and black mecha successfully solved the asteroid problem, it also had to bear the blame for "ineffectively handling meteorite fragments."

At least many people whose houses and properties were destroyed in this crisis pointed the finger at the "Iron Devil Man", believing that it was because of his reckless actions that the disaster got out of control.

However, apart from the residents of City Z whose property was damaged, the whole world saw it clearly and understood that if the "Iron Demon Man" had not destroyed the meteorite fragments, City Z and its surrounding areas would have been completely reduced to ruins long ago.

But there is no other way, you have to find someone to take the blame. Otherwise, how can a natural disaster that even insurance companies are unwilling to pay for become a man-made disaster? You know, it is absolutely impossible to get compensation for natural disasters, but it is not necessarily impossible to get compensation for man-made disasters. As long as the blame is reasonable enough...

That’s so reasonable!

On the day the boss learned the news, he entrusted Genos to deliver a letter of explanation filled with the boss's most sincere emotions and written in the simplest language to the news department of Z City TV Station.

"I'll pay you back!"

Once the news was broadcast, those who failed to pass the blame were very angry, and the Hero Association was also very angry. However, the Hero Association was not angry at Boss Cheng, but hated these idiots who were obviously the beneficiaries but pretended to be victims!

Genos and Bang have already submitted a confirmation report to the headquarters, confirming that "Iron Devil Man" is the great god who opened a restaurant and raised monsters in the quarantine zone of City Z.

Moreover, at this stage the association is still unsure of the character of this great god. They are afraid that the great god will be unhappy and use the "Million Nuclear Fusion Stripping Technique" on the ground of City Z again.

The association estimates that a single million-nuclear fusion attack could cause a dragon-level disaster.

Don't forget, they also have a space fleet...

The association then immediately issued an order prohibiting the association and heroes of all levels from making any remarks related to City Z.

However, as the saying goes, "a big tree must have dead branches", the association was not united. As a result, the news about the armored devil became more and more confusing, and all kinds of rumors were spread everywhere.

Saitama originally intended to clarify the rumors to the citizens of City Z and admit that the disaster was caused by himself. However, as soon as he told his plan, he was kicked out by his boss and sent to Kamar-Taj. Interestingly, Saitama not only found a rare sense of belonging in the temple of Kamar-Taj, but also experienced the tranquility where he could completely relax his body and mind.

As for where Saitama's sense of belonging comes from...

Two days ago, the practitioners of Kamar-Taj had just had their hair cut. Although the temple never made any requirements on hairstyle, many male practitioners wanted to save time and effort in hair care and were willing to shave their heads. This way, when they washed their faces, they could wash their heads at the same time.

Then, Saitama started to study the "using your brain and understanding" course with Master Ancient One.

But less than a week before Saitama went to Kamar-Taj to train, this guy was "forced to return" by the Ancient One. According to the Ancient One...

"You can't force a piece of wood on me. Even if this piece of wood has a high level of awareness, high awareness doesn't mean it has understanding!"

Lao Wang suggested: "If you want him to use his brain more, let him read "The Elementary School Student of Death"! It's best to read a new book that hasn't fallen into the hands of others and hasn't been exaggerated."

The boss asked, “Why do you want to emphasize the new book?”

"because this!"

Lao Wang took a few thickly read copies of "The Elementary School Student of Death" from the bookshelf in the "Entertainment Area" and randomly flipped to the beginning of some chapters...

"Look, some bad guy drew this circle."

The boss stretched his neck to take a look...

Wow! The murderer was circled as soon as he appeared, with the words "He is the real murderer" written next to him. Although the circle on the murderer's head had been removed by magic, the indentations made by the pen were still clearly visible.

"This is definitely intentional! Otherwise he wouldn't have been so cruel!"

Then, Makoto listened to the advice and bought Saitama a complete set of "The Elementary School Student of Death". Saitama, who was very excited about it, also said: "After reasoning with Conan, the God of Death, I feel that my IQ has reached a new high. If I weigh my IQ now, it will be two taels higher than before."

Boss Makoto didn't know whether Saitama's IQ had been redeveloped, but he was sure that this guy must have read a lot of Uncle Benshan's sketches.

As the Hero Association used all means, the noise of the "compensation crisis" in City Z was completely suppressed. The whole world seemed to have returned to the previous life of occasional monsters.

However, the civilians of Cornerstone World No. 30 did not understand that this meteorite was a small gift from the cosmic overlord named "Boros" to the Earth, and also a small test to the Earth's strongest guardian.

Even this asteroid is just the beginning of the series of disasters that will befall World No. 30!

One afternoon in early autumn...

"A large number of non-monster sea monsters have appeared in J City. They call themselves the Deep Sea Tribe and will attack humans when they see them. Now a large number of heroes are rushing to J City. Residents of J City and surrounding areas are requested to evacuate the dangerous area as soon as possible."

However! As time went on, the Hero Association discovered that more and more deep-sea monsters appeared in J City. If a camera was pointed at the coastline of J City at this time, it would not be difficult to find that hundreds of deep-sea monsters were rushing from the sea to the beach like a tide.

As for the deep sea tribe that has already landed...

"Headquarters! Headquarters! The number of deep-sea monsters that have landed has now exceeded 1000, and they are still appearing at a rate of 100 per minute! One A-class hero was killed, and two A-class heroes were seriously injured. The lives of nine B-class heroes are unknown! Please mobilize all S-class heroes and A-class heroes to J City immediately!"

The Hero Association headquarters, upon receiving the information, immediately upgraded the disaster from Demon Level to Dragon Level, and issued a death order to dispatch all S-level and A-level heroes that could be contacted to J City.

No matter how many dirty and filthy things the Hero Association and the heroes hide at ordinary times, at least at this moment, most of the S-class heroes and all the A-class heroes who could be contacted put down their work and went to J City to deal with the deep-sea tribe that landed.

At the same time, the competitive world is in the pre-season warm-up stage.

Master Control, Guardian Coordination Department, Minister's Office.

"Are you sure?" Lei Zang asked the leader of Project Team 30 in the communication: "World 30 is being attacked by monsters? Nearly 2000 monsters appeared in J City at the same time? More and more?"

Realizing the seriousness of the problem, Lei Zang immediately submitted an application to the General Affairs Department, and the General Affairs Department immediately ordered the suspension of all warm-up matches for the Masters as soon as it learned of the situation.

As soon as the S-level contestants learned about the suspension, they realized that they were going to another strange world to play a special game. All the smart or well-informed S-level contestants knew that what they were about to participate in was not a competition, but a real war.

Several contestants who had been beaten with Dongfang Bubai in World 30 all raised their cheap electronic watches to check the time. Then, they all quietly put on their best and most convenient equipment.

30 minutes after the Deep Sea Tribe landed in J City, J City completely lost contact with the outside world. The number of people killed by the Deep Sea Tribe has exceeded 5. Nearly 4000 Deep Sea Tribe monsters also set out from the coastal area of ​​J City and began to move inland.

As the leader of the deep sea tribe, the Deep Sea King takes the lead and destroys everything that dares to block the progress of the deep sea tribe with the power of thunder.

"boom!"

An iron ball used as a counterweight for prisoners' shackles flew from a distance and hit Deep Sea King in the face. Deep Sea King grabbed the iron ball and crushed it, then looked at the guy who had just come over, even wearing a prison uniform, with contempt.

"S-class hero, sexy prisoner here!"

"Oh my, it looks like there are new scumbags coming to die." The Deep Sea King licked his lips and murmured, "You seem to have a lot of red meat on your body. It must taste very chewy."

In just two rounds, the S-class hero Sexy Prisoner was defeated by the iron fist of the Deep Sea King. He collapsed to the ground like a piece of rotten meat, and his life or death was unknown.

"Minister, the sexy prisoner has lost contact."