It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"You will also be allowed to buy the Retribution-class battleship."

"I want to buy the Queen of Glory!"

"Do you know how many people the Queen of Glory needs to drive it away?"

"I want to buy the Queen of Glory!"

"The construction period of the Glorious Queen class is very long. If there is no time to speed up the slipway, it may take 10 years to complete!"

"It's okay, I can wait." The boss said confidently.

"The Queen of Glory is very expensive. The starting capital alone is 50 billion Pt!"

"Great!" the boss added, "My 70 billion is just enough for a down payment."

"The construction cost of the entire ship is likely to exceed 600 billion!"

The boss shrugged and said, "It's only 600 billion. It's not like I can't pay it back. Didn't you say it would take 10 years? Are you afraid that I won't be able to make 10 billion in 600 years? Or are you planning to run away?"

"are you crazy?"

The boss nodded and replied, "Oh, I'm sick. Did you bring me some medicine?"

"Deputy Minister Cheng!"

The boss raised his hands and said to the other party, "Even if you can't buy a new boat, I can accept a second-hand one."

"That's the flagship of the fleet! How can I sell you a second-hand ship?"

"It's from the second-class fleet." The boss corrected kindly.

"The flagship of the second-class fleet is also the flagship!"

"Tsk, you won't sell this, you won't sell that, are you guys playing dumb? Why don't you just transfer all the 80 billion yen into my account. I'll let Tsunade place bets on all the contestants in the Master League and A-Class League, betting on them to win every game. I think this money should be enough for Tsunade to squander for a season. I think the competitive world is so tolerant and open that it will definitely not prohibit a weak little girl from placing bets freely, right!"

"Deputy Minister Cheng! Do you know what you are talking about?"

"I don't know!" The boss shrugged and said with a smile: "Who made me sick? Why don't you give me medicine?"

"What the hell!"

"Hey! How can you, the Prime Minister of the General Affairs Department, use bad words?"

"You!" The deputy director of the General Affairs Department held it in for a long time before finally saying, "Just wait for me!"

However, this sentence was not a threat to Boss Cheng, but a real request for Boss Cheng to wait here, so that he would have some time to report the situation to the Minister of General Affairs, and the Minister could also prepare an application and submit it to the highest level committee.

Two days later, the boss came to the General Affairs Department again, and the deputy director who came to see him was holding a thick stack of documents.

"850 billion, delivered in 145 months, do you agree?"

"Wait a minute, isn't that 600 billion?"

This time it was the deputy minister's turn to shrug and reply with a smile: "It's not like I have to sell the ship!"

"Alright, alright, alright! I'm the one who's selling myself out, alright!"

"Do you really want to buy it?" The deputy minister confirmed again: "Buy the Glory Queen class?"

"What else?" After that, the boss asked again: "I remember that the Queen of Glory supports customization of appearance and structure, right?"

——(The following part is not the main text, please read it at your discretion)——

468 There are people who share the same ideals

"what!"

In the northeast of China in early January, the sun always rises very late. The sleeping boss suddenly woke up before daybreak. The boss's shout also woke up Denise who was sleeping beside him.

"Having a nightmare?"

The boss, still feeling a bit scared, told Denise: "I had a terrible nightmare."

"Nightmare? Terrible? What did you dream about?"

"I dreamed of a pervert."

"How scary can a pervert be?"

"No, you don't understand at all!" The boss emphasized: "I woke up in a nightmare and found out that I was the pervert!"

"Tsk!" Denise slapped her boss without hesitation, "Today is Sunday, just lie down and take a nap."

"Oh."

So the boss lay back on the bed, covered himself with the quilt, and fell asleep successfully after 30 seconds.

There was no other way. There were too many messy things these days, and he was kicked in half once. And that kick from Boros almost left a psychological shadow on the boss. Otherwise, the boss would not have dreamed that he was a pervert. So the boss not only said that he had a hard time, but also said that he was under a lot of pressure recently.

Although the boss has been on a semi-vacation these days, as a responsible guardian, it is impossible for the boss to completely let go of his responsibilities and really have fun with his mobile phone. Moreover, as the (honorary) marshal of the UNSC space fleet, there are always a lot of official promotional activities around the New Year that require him to show up.

Of course, there are also some formal events that require him to actually appear, even to go to the front of the stage to sign, cut the ribbon, lay the foundation, etc. For example, UEG suddenly decided to carry out crust reinforcement work in Hualin, Fushun, Benxi and other places.

So the boss was inexplicably dragged to the site of the project's launching ceremony, and pretended to scoop up a shovel of soil and cover the foundation stone tablet with it.

Everyone at the scene was numb!

The reporters looked at each other in bewilderment, wondering if this wasn't the groundbreaking ceremony for the experimental project? Why was the Space Fleet (Honorary) Marshal making such a scene?

That evening, the news about "The Foundation Stone of the Burial of the Marshal of the Universe" topped various hot searches and lists.

Fortunately, these media outlets were not too heartless and emphasized in their articles that "the marshal had just experienced a life-or-death battle, and it was normal for him to feel weak in his limbs and be in a trance."

But this "narrow escape" was obviously misinterpreted by many netizens. Especially when "narrow escape" is combined with the "limb weakness and mental confusion" afterwards...

This "nine deaths and one escape" is like saying that I wore it nine times and didn't wear it once. And the last time I used the killer move - Cum inside!

As a result, the boss's reputation as "a man who does sex ten times a night" was once again spread among people. Even the "specialties" of the boss, which were once widely circulated and even rampant, such as "tough, good at work, energetic, and able to toss around", were once again dug up by people with ulterior motives.

After the news became popular, the boss was very happy. The expression on his face was like Wang Yousheng wearing new shoes to guard the trophy warehouse.

And no one dared to slap him in the face.

Then, Zhou Zhezhi called.

"Eh? A plan to relocate 15 people? Didn't you just pretend to dig a pit the day before yesterday?"

On this Sunday afternoon, Zhou Zhezhi, who had disappeared for a long time, suddenly called his boss and told him the immigration plan of the senior management.

"What the hell? 15 people are just the first phase? During the entire 20-year planning period, at least million people from around the world will be relocated to the Mongolian Plateau, Northeast China, and the Greater Khingan Range and Siberia regions further north?"

This is indeed the case. As the Earth's temperature continues to rise, the ice sheets in the North and South Poles are melting at a rate that the world could not have imagined. Last year alone, the sea level rose by 25 centimeters. And the rate of sea level rise will only get faster and faster.

"Meteorologists estimate that by around 2045, the sea level will rise another 7 to 10 meters from its current height! Before the Earth departs, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Shanghai and Anhui will disappear from the map, and most of the North China Plain will be swallowed up by the sea."

"So..." The boss suddenly widened his eyes and asked, "Housing prices in Northeast China are finally going to take off?"

"Forget it!" Zhou Zhezhi told his boss on the phone, "The world's economy is going to return to the planned economy era dominated by public ownership. Do you still want to engage in house trading? You can't just sell a house whenever you want."

As Zhou Zhe sang from the bottom of his heart, the boss suddenly said, "If you want to call, just call properly, why are you cursing?"

"Anyway, an underground city is about to be built near you, especially in Fushun! The top brass has decided to replicate the engineering marvel of the old Iron Dome (the underground city in the Fallout world), and they plan to build it both above and below ground."

"What about the birch forest? What are you planning to do to me?"

"You are still the same. You are going to start the stratospheric dome experiment at the same time as the planetary engine project."

"So what are you going to do with me?"

"Why not look for you?" Zhou Zhe said directly, "Just fulfilling my duty to notify the Marshal of the Space Fleet."

"Honorary." The boss emphasized again.

"Okay, okay, reputation is reputation." After saying that, Zhou Zhezhi lowered his voice and said, "I plan to move my family to Hualin, what do you think..."

"I bought a house two years ago, in the new community next to the military control area. There are three buildings, all with three units and five floors, and an elevator. You can choose whichever one you want to live in!"

"Good for you!" Zhou Zhezhi yelled on the other end of the phone: "No wonder your first reaction to the news was to exclaim that the Northeast is going to take off during the holidays. So you're planning to speculate in real estate!"

"I'm going to fire my ass! The community is built but can't be sold. A bunch of people are building commercial housing under the pretext of slum reconstruction. The houses can't be sold, and the land transfer fees can't be collected. The financial hole is getting bigger and bigger. The city and district officials come to harass me at every turn, begging me to buy the community."

"Fuck! Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?"

The boss asked Zhou bluntly: "What do you think it will do?"

Yes, what's the point of saying it? You can deal with a problem in one place, but you can't deal with a problem all over the country. Moreover, from a legal perspective, everything is legal, compliant and in line with policy. Can you frame someone for such a small thing?

"And you bought it?" Zhou Zhe asked directly.

"Yes! I don't need that little bit of money. It was only after I bought these buildings that I remembered that I should at least donate some money to Hualin City."

"You call the money you donated 'a little'? Are you pretending to be innocent with us, or do you really have no idea about money?"

"I only have an idea about Pt." The boss said with a smile, "I just borrowed 800 billion Pt the day before yesterday and ordered a small broken boat for fun."

"Little 800 billion? And you're still talking nonsense!" Zhou Zhe asked directly, "Can your little broken boat destroy the world?"

"It should be possible. After all, the damage caused by falling from space to the ground will definitely be greater than the extinction of the dinosaurs."

Zhou Zhezhi: (?ω?｀ll)

But no matter whether the boss really has no accurate concept of the currency on Earth, no matter what kind of "small boat" can be worth 800 billion Pt of loans, let alone why this boat fell from space to the ground.

Anyway, Zhou Zhezhi knew clearly that his good friend and half-boss had already prepared a place for his friend and subordinate to settle down for the rest of his life.

Even the locals in Hualin City may not know what their current registered residence and property ownership will mean in the future! Even across the country, only a few people know that the top leaders are hesitating about the location of the new capital - whether to go to the Ordos Plateau or the Songnen Plain.

Regarding the explosive population growth in Northeast China, Denise asked her boss, "Is this what you often say, 'Thirty years on the west, thirty years on the east?'"

"Yes, so don't despise the poor young people."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!"

The boss smiled slightly and reached out to ruffle Denise's bangs.

"If you hadn't heard those 'hehehe' noises, I wouldn't have even realized that this old joke has been around for almost 20 years! I was still in college at the time, and the only things on my mind were how to do my homework, how to play games, and how to win basketball."

"Ever thought about how to pick up girls?"

However, the boss emphasized, "I studied at an engineering university, and the yin-yang relationship on campus is exactly the opposite of that of a normal university, even more miserable than that of a science and engineering school. When we were in college, there was a legend that the most beautiful girl in the engineering college class of 07 was a girl who was meters tall and pounds. Although it is excessive to spread gossip about a girl, it is said that all the girls in the college combined may not be able to form a basketball team."

After that, the boss added: "Of course, it is difficult for many foreign language majors in normal universities to put together a men's football team. Before the sports meet, their boys really have a bit of a national sport in mind."

"Oh, that's it!" Denise thought for a moment and asked the boss, "Are all these memories of yours real?"

"It should be true. After all, my former classmates and colleagues all have memories related to me. Just like the father that the controller forced upon me was really my blood father."

Denise shrugged and said, "I always feel that the committee that managed you before was too reckless. It was as if they were afraid that you would know that you were the guardian."

"Of course I did. I was planning to retire here! They also threw me here in the name of retirement! They are just trying to deceive me, a retired old comrade. Is this good? This is not good. Even if I advised them to learn from their mistakes, they would not listen. So they must not blame me for killing them, it was all their own fault."

It's all his own fault, just like the boss owed the main controller 780 billion again, it was all his own trouble. But the difference is that for the current boss Cheng, this 780 billion is just a small problem that deserves his attention.

To be honest, if the master controller dared to open up the acquisition without lowering the price, the boss would be fully confident that he could pay off the loan within 3 years. Unfortunately, the master controller did not dare to do so, and the loan they gave to the boss was a low-interest loan. Even if the boss really paid off the loan in 10 years, the total interest generated by the loan would only be 30 billion Pt.

This is equivalent to an annualized interest rate of 0.4%, which is even more charitable than doing charity.

As for the shipbuilding issue...

Although the delivery of the warship was delayed to 12 years later, this is a normal operation for a shipyard that is operating at full capacity and has a long line of orders. The only difference is that it will take more than 70 years for a general shipyard to build an aircraft carrier, while it will take at least 10 years to build a customized Queen Glorious class in a dock with a 7-fold acceleration.

The other five years were spent entirely on queuing.

So the boss is not in a hurry to customize the appearance of the warship, and the technical department is not in a hurry either. The cost of more than 800 billion plus a 5-year waiting period, and only the appearance of the warship is changed without changing the hull structure of the warship...

The head of the manufacturing team smiled and said without any pressure: "There are still 5 years left, how can we not negotiate it?"

"Yeah, why can't we come to an agreement?" The boss agreed, but then accused the other party: "But you shouldn't deny the proposal I proposed, and you shouldn't say she is ugly!"

"But the plan you proposed, Minister Makoto, is indeed ugly."

"Not only is it ugly, it's also extremely ugly."

"Ugly, ugly, ugly!"

But the boss asked, "What's ugly about it? You've been handsome all these years, right? Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open! It was very difficult for the UNSC to face the Covenant back then! Can you find the reason for yourself? Have you improved your aesthetic taste over the years?"

"But she's really ugly!"

"Uglier than Andromeda and Chunlan!"

"It's like a rifle without the grip and the bolt handle."

"It's more like putting a bunch of illegal buildings on top of an electromagnetic railgun."

Boss: “Fuck me!”