It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

But even though the boss was about to get angry, this group of science and engineering men still acted critical and picky when faced with the battleship drawn by Berserker Armor.

Then again, the battleship called "Paris-class heavy frigate" that the boss showed these people was indeed contrary to the current popular art style of the technical department.

However, the "supervisor" who came from outside the competitive world to the technical department to supervise the construction of the Queen of Glory class, after looking at the boss's Paris-class heavy frigate for a long time, immediately stood up and left the reception room.

About half an hour later, the supervisor returned to the reception room with a simple sketch that outlined the shape of the battleship with only lines.

"Mr. Cheng, may I ask if the appearance of the battleship you want is similar to the one in this sketch?"

The boss took a closer look and nodded quickly, "Oh, yes, yes! What I want is this kind of post-modern minimalist style of the Glory Queen, with lines and edges, but no straight lines, no illegal buildings, no Gothic style, no churches, and no bumping corners."

"But Mr. Deputy Minister Cheng, this style on paper..."

“This style seems to us…”

"It's like the retro trend is sweeping the naval world again..."

"Retro?" the boss asked in confusion, "Why is it retro?"

"Because before we came into contact with the Chaos of the Warp..."

"The oldest warship in the fleet..."

"They are all this kind of simple and cool industrial style..."

"Eh?" The boss wondered, "I didn't expect that besides the main controller, there are people who share the same ideals as me!"

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469 The Strongest Hero on Earth! Here He Comes!

(Author: What time is it now?)

(Pre-viewing reminder: This chapter may not be exciting, but it is guaranteed to be absolutely vulgar, even low-brow.)

"Hahaha! I, the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle), have finally returned to the earth! Those who scolded me, bullied me, and hurt me! All of them must..."

"dudu~"

“Squeak! Brake!”

The truck driver who had just stopped the truck leaned out of the cab and yelled at the Shit Arrow Ghost standing in the middle of the road, "You idiot, you think you can stand in the middle of the road and scam people just because you've turned into a weirdo? You look like a bastard, get out of here! The insurance company won't pay for a bastard like you!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry..." But the Shit Arrow Ghost, who was only halfway through his apology, turned around and thought, "That's not right! I'm already a weirdo now, why should I have to endure the anger of you stinky common people?"

After saying that, the creature that looked like a turtle stuck out its butt, and endless red, green, yellow and purple filthy stuff spurted out from the hole between its buttocks!

I can only say that he is worthy of being called a weirdo called "Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle)".

But...

"Drip~"

"boom!"

A taxi whose view was blocked by a truck failed to brake in time and hit the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) flying away.

Today is the one-year anniversary celebration of the successful elimination of Deep Sea King in J City. Although there are still monsters appearing frequently in J City, the citizens of J City are still willing to celebrate this great victory that allowed them to survive.

In order to take advantage of the popularity of this victory celebration, a certain game company also added DLCs of "Unlicensed Knight Justice Form" and "Mysterious Super Hero Group" to its newly launched fighting game, which were only released in J City.

This news was very explosive in the gaming community. Everyone knew that although this gaming company had obtained the authorization to use the hero image from the Hero Association, they also knew that the company would never be able to obtain the right to use the portrait of the mysterious hero.

So everyone immediately realized that the DLC of this game would most likely become an increasingly rare "out-of-print" game in the second-hand game market shortly after the J City celebration ended.

As soon as this news came out, it caused an uproar in the circle of fighting game enthusiasts.

Unfortunately, outside the J City game store, there were only countless eagerly waiting fighting game enthusiasts and scalpers who wanted to make a small fortune. As for the busty girl named "Xuan Ran", she did not show up.

Not only were there no girls with big breasts, but there were hardly any women in the long queue.

As for why that ugly, annoying, and disgusting shit-arrow ghost (turtle) suddenly popped up...

The origin of this weirdo is quite special!

Do you still remember that guy with shaggy eyebrows, triangular eyes, flat nose, bulbous nose, lower lip covering upper lip, and a smug look on his face who thought the heroes of the Bad Breath Hero Association were bad and called them useless exactly one year ago?

Yes, the current Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) is the same person he was a year ago!

When his boss threw him into the pile of monsters at the front line of the Seaside Park, this guy was lucky enough to survive!

It was said that when a tiger-level monster was about to eat this man alive, the contestants who were crazy about killing just pushed the battle line to the Binhai Park. The tiger-level monster who was preparing was also blown up in the head by a stray bullet that flew from nowhere.

After escaping the disaster, the "fish oil"-stained nitrifier used the blood stains on his body to make the deep-sea tribe ignore his "human" smell. With that, the nitrifier ran into the toilet in the park.

Unfortunately, the nitpicker who rushed into the women's restroom discovered that there were several other stinky women hiding in the restroom (from the nitpicker's perspective). There were even too many stinky women occupying the space where he could hide, so the nitpicker got angry and planned to push the women hiding in the restroom out.

However, he overestimated his ability to withstand blows and misjudged the strength of his opponents. After all, the five girls hiding in the toilet were professional volleyball players. As a result, the argumentative person failed to gain anything and fell from the position of "this old man" to the position of "a thief" in the eyes of the five girls.

Several girls pushed the argumentative guy's head into the toilet bowl in order to make him keep quiet and not make any noise.

But in the end, the nitpicker thought that some "evil-hearted" women were going to drown him in the toilet. In the process of struggling, he accidentally pressed the flush button of the toilet.

And the argumentative person who was eager to survive also began his moment of becoming a weirdo at this moment.

So...

The argumentative person was washed into the septic tank of the public toilet along with the water.

What does "come and go in a hurry" mean? (Follow the tactical retreat)

In the septic tank, surrounded by countless feces and urine, as well as large second-hand Band-Aids and hemoglobin-filled tampons that were flushed into the sewer by uncivilized "spillers", the argumentative person suddenly had an epiphany in the midst of filth!

"Since someone once regarded me as shit and piss, I might as well use my body to enrich the land and take the initiative to transform myself into shit and piss!"

It not only fulfills yourself, but also disgusts others!

As a result, countless second-hand large-sized band-aids and hemostatic tampons filled with hemoglobin began to spin rapidly around the troll. Until these band-aids and hemostatic tampons merged into one, forming a man-made chemical fiber structure, a "moon (shock) cocoon" with a mixture of red and feces yellow!

At the top of the mountain, a bright moon was waxing.

You hold your breath and walk into the quiet moonlit forest.

I rest my head on the summer grass and fall asleep. I see your lovely profile.

The hazy stars drop silver tears toward the earth.

The cocoons in the forest will face their own destiny and will have to go through seven disasters before they can transform.

(The above is the lyrics translation of "Moon Cocoon")

A year later, after experiencing seven disasters, the argumentative person finally broke out of his cocoon and transformed into a terrifying shit-arrow ghost (turtle).

The Shit Arrow Ghost used his shit arrows to blow up the septic tank and stood tall on the earth again. Recalling all the humiliations he had suffered, the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) immediately decided that he must enforce justice on those who had scolded him, bullied him, and hurt him!

Even though his strength barely reached the threshold of the wolf level. But isn't there a saying that goes "If beauty isn't enough, confidence makes up for it"? He is confident that with his own strength...

Disgusting to all heroes!

As the saying goes, "A mop dipped in shit is like Lu Bu reborn." The smell of the 3-methylindole crystals condensed on the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) alone is enough to stink ten miles away! So not only is he confident that he can disgust the heroes to death, even ordinary citizens who pass by and smell the smell believe that he can disgust all the ordinary people in J City to death before disgusting the heroes to death!

At this moment, the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) is comparable to a ghost-level monster!

however……

"Drip~"

"boom!"

A taxi whose view was blocked by a truck failed to brake in time and knocked the shit arrow ghost (turtle) that was shooting with its butt sticking up away.

A large amount of yellow-green sticky juice splashed onto the front windshield of the taxi. The driver was quick-witted and immediately switched the car's air conditioning mode to internal circulation. Then, for safety reasons, he turned off the car's air conditioning.

The taxi driver turned around and informed the passenger in the back seat with difficulty: "Sir, I'm afraid I can no longer serve you."

The passenger in the back seat, wearing a hood over his cap, simply responded, "I know, it's not your fault."

The passenger then handed the fare to the driver without complaint. Then, the passenger wearing a baseball cap and hood looked at the "Atrial Fibrillation Memories 2: Encounter in Stroke" in the shopping bag, and "Ultimate Hero Storm EX: Infinite Deathmatch", which he had specially rushed from M City and queued for a whole morning.

“Luckily I bought it.”

After muttering something, the passenger wearing a baseball cap and a hood pushed open the car door and tried to leave quietly despite the extremely unpleasant stench.

However, the dung arrow ghost (turtle) that was knocked back more than 10 meters away came back and threatened to teach the taxi driver and passengers a lesson.

The passenger wearing a hat was terrified when he heard this. However, he was not afraid of death, but of dirt. Anyone with eyes and sense of smell who is not blind can see or smell the dung arrow ghost (turtle) again and associate it with toilets, septic tanks, and biogas tanks.

The man wearing the hat turned around again, ready to leave in another direction. But the dung arrow ghost (turtle) refused to give in, not only jumping in front of him again, but even burped at him like he was full of shit.

And this stinky burp happened to blew off the man's hood and cap.

The next moment, the citizens who were hiding and observing secretly walked out of their respective shelters and began to cheer for the hero who was facing the monster!

"It's the seventh in S-rank! The most powerful human King on earth!"

"The King is here! No need to be afraid!"

"King is here to deal with the weirdos!"

"Hurry up and kill him, King! The whole street is stinking!"

"King!"

"King!"

"King!"

The strongest human on earth named King kept a cold and expressionless face as he stared at the shivering turtle.

Then!

“Boom… boom… boom… boom, ...

"Listen!" A citizen shouted, listening to the continuous, drum-like heartbeat coming from King's chest: "It's King's Imperial Engine! King started the Imperial Engine!"

As the roars of the emperor's engines rumbled, the shit-arrow ghost (turtle) went from trembling like a sieve to being trembling with fear and sweating profusely.

As for why he stopped shaking, the reason was simple. The Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) had been so frightened that his entire body was paralyzed, and he couldn't even move.

Then, the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) felt his throat getting tighter and tighter, and it became harder and harder to breathe, until he desperately grabbed at his throat. But even though he had grabbed his neck and severed his trachea, he still looked like he couldn't breathe.

Until half a minute later, the shit-arrow ghost (turtle) suddenly rolled his eyes and fell to the ground and died!

"Oh my God! What did we see!"

"Could it be that King scared a weirdo to death just by his aura?"

"As expected of you, King! As expected of you, the strongest human on earth!"

470 The culture of fat-making that lags behind the times

Cool Facts: Methane’s heat absorption capacity is 34 times that of carbon dioxide. The earliest organisms on Earth did not survive on oxygen, but on methane. Because oxygen is not only a strong oxidant, it is also highly toxic to organisms!

It’s just that our ancestors relied on chlorophyll to successfully defeat the methanotrophic bacteria that use methane as nutrients, which led to the current environment being transformed into a suitable environment for the survival of aerobic bacteria and algae.

Therefore, most of the carbon-based organisms currently on Earth have strong resistance to poisons. But even so, when humans are exposed to an environment with an oxygen concentration higher than 40%, we will experience symptoms of oxygen poisoning.

After a person inhales a large amount of pure oxygen, the limbs will first become numb, unable to move or even stand upright. Then the capillaries in the eyeballs will cause blindness. The oxygen atoms that invade the internal organs will deprive the body of electrons, damage the brain nerves, and finally lose consciousness, fall into a coma, and die.

The Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) never understood until his death that it was not the King who killed him, but fate!

Although the level of knowledge cannot define the upper limit of a person's life, it can clearly define the lower limit of life. And the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) happened to die at this "lowest limit" of being uneducated and unskilled.

He never seemed to have thought about how he survived the long-term exposure to the polluted air of a closed septic tank where the methane concentration must have been much higher than the oxygen concentration.

The fact is that in the process of his transformation into a weirdo, he had become accustomed to a new species that relied on methane to survive. However, after he left the septic tank, the feces in his body could still provide him with a small amount of methane.

But when it met King, its excessive tension caused it to inhale oxygen far beyond its body's tolerance limit, causing the life-sustaining methane in its body to be oxidized into water and carbon dioxide too early and too quickly.

That is to say, the turtle was unable to breathe methane and was suffocated to death by being exposed to oxygen!

Well, it seems that even if the Shit Arrow Ghost (Turtle) was not directly scared to death by King, the most powerful hero on earth, it was still directly related to being frightened by King.

"Eh? A worthless weirdo appeared in J City. Are you scared to death?" The boss who was helping Brother Biao to pick corn said to Genos nonchalantly, "He's dead, so what? Why did the Hero Association ask you to notify me?"

After that, the boss plucked the tassels from the corn and handed the cleaned corn to Brother Biao who had just lit the stove. Then he asked Genos: "Roast corn, a whole ear? They were sent to me from Songyuan. They are sticky and sweet. Spread a layer of secret sauce on them, and they are delicious and satisfying."

"Thank you, teacher." Genos nodded and continued, "This monster who can't even reach the wolf level is the one you threw into the pile of deep-sea monsters on this day last year..."

"You can use dirty words here."

"Okay, teacher. The real identity of that weirdo is the bad-mouthed bastard you threw away last year."

"What a jerk." Boss Cheng scratched his hair, which had finally grown to an inch long, and wondered, "Is that true? How come I don't remember anything at all? I don't think I killed any other people or monsters except the Deep Sea King."