It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Teachers are always busy with countless problems and situations to deal with. It is not surprising that you have no impression of such a small person."

The boss continued to scratch his head and pondered: "Is this true? Did I kill someone like this? Why don't I have any memory of it? Damn, am I going to have Alzheimer's disease?"

On the other hand, the unlicensed knight who was helping Brother Biao roast corn would occasionally glance at the boss. Although he remembered the foul-mouthed guy, like Genos, he did not intend to tell the details of the incident.

At this point, even the unlicensed knight understands the things that need to be handled by the "teacher". Any small thing is more important than the death of that foul-mouthed guy a hundred times.

What's more, the guy who was considered dead in everyone's eyes, not only did not die, but instead turned into a weirdo who spewed shit everywhere, and died in the eyes of the S-class hero King.

"It turns out that a person's eyes can really kill!"

Thinking of this, the unlicensed knight burst out laughing, which made Saitama, who was squatting on the side waiting to eat roasted corn, look confused.

Seeing Saitama's silly face, the unlicensed knight seemed to have remembered some important information. Then he came up to his old classmate and teased him, "Bald Cape Knight, congratulations on appearing in the latest fighting masterpiece "Ultimate Hero Storm EX: Infinite Deathmatch"!"

Saitama frowned and asked, "Bald Cape Man?"

"You don't know?" Wuzheng asked.

"What should I know?"

"What's your nickname in the association?" Wu Zheng took out his phone, logged into the Hero Association's app and found Saitama's information in the hero list. "Look! Your nickname has been officially announced as Bald Cape Man!"

"Yada!" Saitama shook his head again with a silly look on his face, "I don't want such an ugly nickname."

Meanwhile, the boss was still breaking corn while thinking: "Why do I have no memory of anything? Why can't I remember anything at all? Is he really suffering from Alzheimer's?"

"Dementia!" Denise walked out of the restaurant and rubbed the boss's head, "Don't think about it, our Kasumi and Minato from the Namikaze family stole Kushina away!"

"Oh, you stole Kushin… Na? Eh!"

Actually, this kind of thing would not be a big deal in the past. After all, the children are on summer vacation, so it is normal for them to go out and visit friends. But what is abnormal is that Kushina took over the responsibility of being the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki from Senju Mito-sama as early as the day when the first snow fell on Konoha last year.

Even the Nine-Tails seal on Kushina was placed by Denise and the boss. As for the former Jinchūriki who lost the Nine-Tails, he has been chasing Uchiha Madara for half a year.

There is no way. The hatred of having your husband stolen is difficult to resolve.

As for why the Jinchūriki whose tailed beast had been extracted could still be so energetic, Orochimaru smiled slightly and did not explain too much.

"So, that little lawless person kidnapped Konoha's Nine-Tails Jinchuriki? The Jinchuriki's boyfriend is also going to defect? ​​I say, is the climate and soil of Konoha unsuitable for human beings? Every day they either defect or flee, or there is a spark of civil war. Otherwise, why not just let them rebuild the village somewhere else, and I will sponsor their relocation funds!"

However, at this moment, a steady and powerful cough with a smoker's voice came into the boss's ears. The boss looked up and found that the Sandaime Hokage in casual clothes was standing next to Denise, staring at him with an angry expression.

But is our boss an ordinary person? How could someone who often gets involved in death fights not have some quick wit?

So our boss suddenly used a tactic of retreating to advance, and put on a stupid look and asked the Sandaime: "What's the matter? The Sandaime Hokage also defected from the Land of Fire? You guys can't make it in Konoha! Or did you encounter a coup and the regime was overthrown? Does the new regime believe in Marxism?"

The boss asked a series of questions that were like a string of bullets, but the thinking was extremely unconventional, and the Sandaime Hokage was confused. The old man thought to himself: "What do you mean the Sandaime also defected? Who said the Hokage can't defect..."

wrong!

In just a moment, the Sandaime realized that he had suffered a serious blow to his intelligence. He took a deep breath, pretended to be calm, and explained with a smile: "This time, I just took the two children out to see the world. Besides, I left the village this time to sign a good neighborly friendship agreement with other countries in the Rain Country."

"Have you finally figured it out?" the boss asked the Sandaime with a smile.

"Yes, I finally figured it out. The wind in the ninja world has changed. Peace and development will be the trend in the future. Besides, the tide of your Rain Country is too big, too high, and too hard. Those who go against the tide of history will easily be beaten to death on the beach by your waves. Therefore, we in Konoha give in!"

"But let me be honest, you are a little bit of a coward..." The boss scratched his head and continued, "It's a bit unexpected."

The Sandaime smiled again and said, "It's better to catch you off guard than for you to catch us off guard."

"Really? I don't believe it! Otherwise, I'll catch you off guard right now!"

As he spoke, the boss's right hand passed through the portal, took an ear of sticky corn spread with spicy sauce from Brother Biao's stove, and handed it to the Third Hokage.

"A whole stick? The sauce is made by me in my shop. It's spicy and fragrant. You'll never forget it after trying it once!"

Then, after the Sandaime Hokage took the roasted corn and took a big bite...

He now knows what it means to be caught off guard!

“Cough cough! Cough cough cough! This… cough cough cough! The chili is too… cough cough cough cough cough…”

Sarutobi Hiruzen, a recognized "hero ninja" and "doctor of ninjutsu" in the ninja world, was knocked down by a roasted corn smeared with "devil spicy" spicy sauce.

Fortunately, this group of idiots who were so bored that they decided to use the devilish spicy sauce to harm themselves had prepared a large amount of yogurt before roasting the corn, thus avoiding the super diplomatic conflict of "the Third Hokage was killed by spicy food in a foreign world".

However, Genos, who was enjoying the delicious roasted corn with great interest, did not feel any sensory stimulation of "spicy" at all.

"So the corn is smeared with hot sauce!" Genos realized it later and said indifferently, "My vibranium cells are completely incapable of sensing spicy taste. What a pity, I can't experience the spicy pleasure like the two teachers."

But the question is, is it really enjoyable?

Even the boss and Saitama felt their heads buzzing from the spiciness. Shaoan, the one who prepared the hot sauce, even guzzled a large bucket of yogurt. Other people with normal pain perception were already crying from the spiciness.

but……

Even though they were almost unrecognizable from the spiciness, they were still in pain and happy, and continued to munch on the corn.

No, wait a minute!

The boss used this combination of punches...

It has nothing to do with “retreat to advance”!

Boss, this culture of fat-building is falling further and further behind the times!

471 Excellent White Mouse

There is a saying: How long a minute is depends on whether you are sitting inside the door or waiting outside.

Outside the door, a voice howled, "Ah! Hurry up... It's no use! Help!"

Inside the door, another voice holding its breath said, "It's a critical moment here. The Yellow River has burst its banks and it's out of control."

"Oh! I really can't take it anymore! My sphincter is losing control!"

"You're addicted!"

At this moment, a sound like a snap of fingers came from the bathroom door. At the same time, a door leading to another bathroom appeared in front of Denise.

Denise walked through the portal in small steps, and after a long and hearty roar, she was completely relieved of the worry about her buttocks.

So, don't eat anything too spicy. It will irritate the intestines and cause diarrhea, you know! The key is that after you have diarrhea, the local area will always feel hot and tingling, as if it was burned by fire.

But just when the boss and Denise had just solved their "biggest worry" and were feeling relaxed but powerless, Genos had already rushed to the boss's store door and "bang bang" opened the hotel's nuclear-proof door.

"Oh no! Teacher Makoto! Teacher Saitama...his diarrhea broke through the floor!"

Boss & Denise: (?⊙ω⊙`)

However, Denise, whose stamina bar had recovered a little, immediately discovered the problem and asked her boss, "You should be immune to all poisons, right?"

The boss nodded desperately.

"Saitama is beyond God, right?"

The boss frowned and nodded again.

"Have you ever thought about why this pepper could make a sub-god who is immune to all poisons and another silly super god have diarrhea? Is there really such a powerful pepper in the world that is spicy enough to make a super god-level strongman have diarrhea through the floor?"

"Hey, this, this... Doesn't that mean that Ah San's chili pepper has become a magical herb?"

"Didn't you use this chili powder to kill the dark elf?"

"That's right!" The boss slapped his thigh and said belatedly, "Why didn't I realize this earlier?"

Fortunately, the boss no longer had to rely on luck to wait for the third brother selling chili noodles to come to his door as before. Because Shaoan and the third brother had established a strategic partnership, the boss only needed to make a phone call and the third brother selling chili noodles would happily deliver the goods to his door.

As a result, as soon as the third brother entered the door, he heard a loud "boom" behind him. He looked back and saw that the door for people to enter and exit was tightly locked. Then, the third brother saw a dozen stinky old men of different shapes and ages rushing out from all corners of the restaurant, laughing loudly.

The expressions on these people's faces were either dissolute, lewd, unruly, overjoyed, as if they had found a treasure, or they laughed themselves into looking like the perverted murderers in the movies.

Seeing this, the third brother subconsciously covered his butt with his hands, but after a short while he changed his hands to hold his wallet.

"You guys can enjoy my body! No! You guys can't steal my money!"

"Damn it, you're the kind of guy who values ​​money more than chastity." The boss walked up to the third brother and patted him hard on the shoulder. "Don't worry, we don't want your money or your ass, and we won't interfere. Now there's a legitimate opportunity to make a fortune in front of you. It depends on whether you can grab it!"

The scene changed and the third brother was already sitting in Orochimaru's reception room.

"boom!"

A 25-kilogram international standard gold brick was placed on the table in front of the third brother.

Then there were three consecutive "bang, bang, bang" sounds, and four huge gold bricks appeared within 30 centimeters of the third brother.

"I like it...oh my god!"

The boss sat at an angle on the table, and because of his heavy weight, he almost overturned the table. Fortunately, the other people intervened in time and held down the table, so that the boss did not make a big fool of himself.

But this did not affect the boss's tough face. He turned around and pointed at the crooked gold brick on the table and asked, "Do you like it?"

The third brother nodded first, but then shook his head. The third brother was undoubtedly smart, he was afraid that he would earn the gold but not spend it.

"We won't talk nonsense with you. We're just asking if you like this gold and purple!"

After some human struggle, the third brother shook his head again.

Tony, who was wearing sunglasses, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He took off his glasses and asked the third brother if he knew him.

The third brother knew him, of course, and nodded respectfully, "It's Mr. Tony Stakou!"

"It's good to know me. If this thing succeeds, I can not only protect your life, but also make sure you are comfortable and have endless money." After saying that, Tony pointed to the gold bricks and said, "Now, you can touch the gold with confidence."

With the guarantee from the super-rich, the third brother dared to reach out his hand, and touched the gold brick in front of him with great care and greed. Because the gold bricks paved the way, the third brother could really tell everything he knew. He told the boss all the big and small things about his family's pepper cultivation.

At first, everyone thought that the land where the third brother planted peppers was rich in magical power. As a result, the group followed the third brother to his pepper farm and saw...

"Fuck! It's hydroponic!"

Yes, although this third brother is a chili powder salesman, his family is engaged in serious modern cultivation technology. The nutrient solution for cultivating peppers is also wholesaled from Amazon, and the water source comes from the tap water of the New York City water supply network, which is the famous lead tap water.

Therefore, the magic of peppers can only be related to the pepper seeds themselves.

However, the guys were not too sure, so they decided to pack up the chili farm at the third brother's house and take it back. But when Tony discussed it with the third brother, he suddenly became shy and seemed to be hesitant to speak.

Tony immediately rolled his eyes and expressed his willingness to help the third brother's family get rid of "certain things".

"The 100 kilograms of gold is already yours, and you will only have more money in the future. There is no need for you and your family to risk crime for money."

Then, the third brother’s pepper hydroponic farm and the plants under the pepper farm that were not allowed to be seen by humans were all teleported away to the Medical Department.

Understand!

The pepper farm is just a cover-up. The truly valuable "agricultural products" are always under the pepper farm. The "main product" promoted by the market is not the super-spicy pepper powder, but other "agricultural products" that are more popular in the market.

In fact, nearly 60% of the production capacity of fresh chili peppers and chili powder grown by the third brother's family was consumed by Shaoan alone, and the other 40% was distributed to Indian restaurants in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens.

Turn your attention to the main medical department.

After inspecting the entire recycling system of the farm, the minister did not order the removal of the hemp hidden in the lower farm. After all, they were not sure whether the dwarf hemp native to South Asia played a positive role in the growth of the devil pepper.

The boss asked curiously: "Did I discover something amazing?"

"Very impressive!" The head of the medical department told the boss with a look of confidence and confusion, "How impressive it is, I can't really say. Because the ones who asked us to follow up were the cultivators in the cultivation world. When they found out that the peppers could make the super gods have diarrhea, they were very excited, including the ancestors."

“Is it necessary to be so exaggerated?”

But the Minister of Medicine said: "I have been very conservative. I didn't use words like 'anxious', 'jumping up and down', 'laughing so hard that you almost become stupid'."

"But you've said it now." After saying that, the boss smiled and shrugged.

"Shut up, I'm half a grade higher than you, and you have to listen to me in my medical department. Don't spread what I just said, do you hear me?"

"Wow! What a powerful authority! I'm the deputy minister of a powerful department!"

"Don't you think our medical department is a department with real power?"

While the boss and the head of the medical department were arguing because they were too bored, the researchers in the medical department had already started analyzing the ingredients of the devil pepper samples. This kind of analysis is actually not difficult, just find a few more devil peppers that are not grown in the San Ge pepper farm. Compare their ingredients and find the differences between samples from different regions.

It didn't take long for the researchers to successfully separate a strange substance from San Ge's peppers, whose molecular structure even the researchers themselves couldn't understand.

Then they pulled the boss over and asked him to unlock 78% of the seal. Then, while the boss was still bickering with the minister and not paying attention to them, they injected the newly extracted substance under the boss's skin.

The needle, which was thought to be blocked by the boss's skin, was penetrated into the boss's skin without any hindrance because it was stained with this strange substance. The boss, who did not take the needle piercing his skin seriously, recalled the fear of "vaccination" in his childhood after the substance spread under his skin.

"Fuck! Why does it hurt so much?"

But then, realizing the seriousness of the problem, the boss complained again: "Why are you using me as a guinea pig again? Aren't you afraid that something might happen to me?"

The boss pulled out the needle that had pierced his skin himself. He thought the needle hole would heal immediately after the needle was removed, but he didn't expect that not only did the needle hole still remain on his skin, but a little blood even seeped out of the needle hole!

"This thing..." the boss exclaimed as he looked at the small pinhole still on his arm, "It's really so magical!"

However, because the injection volume was too small, the small needle hole on the boss's arm disappeared completely within a minute. But the researchers are willing to believe that if the boss was not immune to all poisons, the effect of this substance would definitely last longer.