It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

"Then go to Xiuzhen to catch the guinea pigs!" the boss suggested, "They are generally more resistant to abuse!"

472 Almost a Lifetime

"Is this thing really useful?" The boss asked the ancestor: "Even if you want to use this thing to kill the enemy, you have to find a way to get it into the enemy's body first!"

"Bullshit, killing the enemy!" The old ancestor put on a stupid expression and laughed, "Look at your lack of ability. This thing is not used to kill the enemy. Although this thing can indeed become a trump card for a surprise victory, its most important function is for the cultivator himself to use!"

"Suicide at the critical moment?"

"You are such a grown-up, are you still so stupid?"

"Hey, bald guy! Who are you with?" The boss pointed at the old man and shouted, "I think you are a senior and I am not the same as you two. You better not try to kill me!"

This was not the first time that the old ancestor of the cultivation world had quarreled, and it was not even the first time today. Ever since the old ancestor got the news of "Guanying" and rushed to take control, others often saw the old ancestor and the boss fighting and quarreling.

These two people are obviously not very familiar with each other, and neither of them is very friendly. But when they get together, they seem like natural enemies. No matter what happens, these two people can always argue with each other.

But this time the ancestor was right, the boss was indeed a bit stupid. Because the devil pepper that the boss and his group got from the drug dealer, the third brother, who was disguised as a chili powder merchant, was not really for the monks in the world of cultivation to commit suicide.

Instead, it is used to help the monks regain their original intentions.

The original intention is human nature!

There is no time in cultivation, hundreds and thousands of years pass in a flash. As the time of cultivation increases, the humanity of the cultivators will fade more or less, or even slowly disappear. In other words, it is precisely because the cultivators continue to become stronger and go against the will of heaven that they gradually lose the feeling of being mortals.

Successfully building the foundation is like wearing a golden hoop, and all the joys, sorrows, loves, hates, and grudges of the human world have nothing to do with them anymore. But a cultivator who has lost his humanity will never be able to pass the last test before becoming a saint. In other words, a cultivator without humanity will never be able to pass the test of the heavenly tribulation, and may even be buried directly in the ultimate heavenly tribulation that tests humanity.

The devil pepper that caused diarrhea for Makoto and Saitama has the effect of making the monks lose their magic power and return to ordinary life. Although this effect can only last for less than 10 days on the monks, as long as they take it regularly, they can create opportunities for the monks to experience the joys and sorrows of the world.

"Do you understand?" The old ancestor said with a look of melancholy as if he had seen through everything, "For us, this is both a deadly poison and a good medicine."

"Are you pretending to be a master and talking nonsense to me?"

"I am a great master! I am the founder of the Tianfeng Sect! I can single-handedly carry an entire world to a higher dimension!"

"Oh, then why does your powerful poison only work for less than an hour on me? If you inject one milligram, it will work for less than an hour, and if you inject one kilogram, it will still work for less than an hour. The only difference is that the drug's effect lasts for less than a second or less than an hour."

"I thought the effect of this drug was to return the user to the original genetic state, thus temporarily invalidating all abilities other than the original genes. But you have ruined your original genes. How many people and species' genes are in your body? Don't you have any idea?"

"I……"

The ancestor asked: "I heard that when you were fighting with that universe overlord, you bit off a piece of his flesh?"

"Oh, yes. He nearly broke my neck."

The ancestor asked again: "What about the meat you bit off?"

The boss shook his head and said blankly: "I don't know!"

"you guess!"

The boss slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Fuck!"

"If you want to blame someone, blame yourself for having a serious illness, don't blame the medicine for not working."

That is to say, the boss's genes have been mixed with too many things, and even the magical extract of the devil pepper cannot restore the boss's genes to their original level. Even if they are original, they are "original" genes that have been modified by the desperate virus.

As for why the boss always had diarrhea after the "effect of the medicine wore off", it was because his immune system suddenly went crazy and caused a severe rejection reaction.

After explaining, the old man did not forget to remind his boss, telling him: "The bald guy named Saitama is quickly losing his humanity. If you hadn't forcibly gathered a bunch of weirdos together to be his neighbors, this guy might have turned into a super-god-level biological machine that can only think but cannot resonate with normal people's emotions."

"Old Ancestor, do you mean that it would be best if the extract could also be applied to Saitama?"

"What else? But the suppression system he needs is different from that of the monks. Compared to the long-term suppression that the monks need, the bald guy needs a system that can stop the effect of the drug at any time."

However, the old man waved his hand when he said this, indicating that this simple task could be handled by the medical department or the technical department.

On the control side, after three phases of comparison of more than 3 groups of samples, the medical department finally dared to confirm that the magic of this devil pepper has nothing to do with its special growing environment.

This means that the pepper may have produced this magical substance by some kind of coincidence, due to mutation. And this substance is only related to the plant's parents and genetics, and has nothing to do with leaded tap water or the hemp planted on the next floor.

After switching to a more advanced and purer nutrient solution, these devil peppers are growing much better than when they were soaked in lead tap water!

Researchers from the Department of Medicine also found that only about 15% of the peppers (including plants and fruits) collected from the pepper farm in Singapore contained the substance, and none of the other 85 samples were found. And all of these 15% of the plants were related.

When the research reaches this stage, all the subsequent work becomes much easier. All they need to do is hybridize, select, hybridize again, and select again. Until they have cultivated high-yield and stable offspring, they can leave the laboratory and conduct trial planting on a wider range.

And this also means that San Ge's pepper farm has successfully completed its first phase of mission. In the next long period of time, San Ge will take on the responsibility of protecting the species in the "origin" and help his boss grow devil peppers for a fee.

As for the big babies they planted before, let them be pulled out. Not only will the profit from growing peppers be dozens of times more than before, but the key is that when growing Devil Peppers, you will never have to worry about being raided by the "thugs" of the DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration).

What's more, their family has found the Avengers Restaurant Alliance as their backer. From now on, they no longer need to live in fear and anxiety just to make money.

A few days later, inside the hotel.

"Eh? Is traveling to another world so magical? You've been gone for more than a year!"

"More than a year?" Angel asked his boss while drinking an ice-cold beer, "Didn't you ask our project team?"

"What did you ask?"

"Okay." Angel sighed and told his boss, "In fact, I've been working there for nearly 100 years! Besides me, the Master of Sand House Summoning and Thancred almost spent their entire lives there. It's hard to imagine that their adopted daughters are married and have children.

The two grandparents had to guard against their granddaughter's premature love. But later, these two grandparents who refused to grow old discovered that their good granddaughter Lin seemed to have no interest in boys.

"Eh?"

"Nothing to say. Except for that kid, everyone else almost had a complete life experience there. Yuliang was trapped there for more than 20 years.

Although Yameow refused to say, everyone guessed that she had been there for not much less time than Thancred and his wife. Even if it wasn't 50 years, it must have been or years. I heard a child call her Granny Matoya. The grandchildren of old Louisoix didn't stay there for long, just a few years. "

"So you didn't bring your mobile hotel back with you because it broke down there after taking too long?"

Angel nodded and said, "Yes, it's been so long that it's no longer recognizable as a car."

473 Barbarians of Eorzea

"What? The fortress was really breached from the inside? Hermann Goering was killed by Hetler before there was any time to fight back on the Eastern Front? This plot is a bit magical!"

Angel could understand what his boss said, but he couldn't understand everything. Although he didn't understand why Goering wanted to kill Heitler, he knew that his boss was using this joking statement to describe the internal strife in the Garlean Empire.

Yes, the powerful and invincible Garlean Empire was in internal strife. It was said that the big-butt prince and his emperor father staged a father-son-son party, and the whole empire was about to fight to death.

"And you plan to launch an expedition to the Garlean Empire to reap the fruits of victory?"

"How can you say that?" The twins from Master Louisoix's family stressed, "We are going to help with disaster relief!"

"Come on!" The boss poked the two kids on the head and said, "You are so young, don't be so hypocritical. Go pick peaches if you want. There are no outsiders here, so there is no need to act so sanctimonious."

"But we really went to rescue them," the twins emphasized again.

The boss waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, we'll go to rescue them. But even if you are going to rescue them, have you ever thought about what it would mean to the ordinary people of Garlema ​​who are used to a modern and electrified life if these strange-looking coalition forces of yours appeared within the borders of the Garlean Empire?"

"What?" the twins demanded.

"Really want to go straight?"

The twins, whose accents were greatly polluted, responded, "A thief wants to go straight."

"Okay, you all wait for me for a while!"

After saying that, the boss took out his phone and called the Security Department of the Military Control Zone, Hualin City Bureau and District Bureau respectively. Then he left the hotel with a group of people at dawn and walked onto the streets of Hualin.

Then, the boss used the technique of multiple shadow clones, and then these shadow clones used the technique of transformation to transform themselves into sub-Saharan people. It would be fine if they just turned into some black uncles wearing flip-flops, big shorts and old T-shirts. The problem is that these black uncles either held rubber cutting knives or felling axes in their hands.

As a result, the citizens of Hualin City saw a group of black uncles who appeared out of nowhere and walked on the street with a "covetous" look. Even though the boss's shadow clones did not do anything out of the ordinary, but just wandered in groups on the street without saying a word, the people on the street still disappeared without a trace the moment they saw the black uncles.

Immediately afterwards, a large number of police cars arrived and blocked the shadow clones' way.

"Are you done?" A police car's loud speaker shouted at the boss, "Just leave when you're done. It's too scary to make such a big scene!"

"It's done! It's done!"

The boss took back the shadow clone and said that he would donate a batch of materials to the city and district police stations in a few days to help them improve their working conditions. However, the police stations in Hualin City did not know that they were about to become the first law enforcement team under UEG to have the Pelican and the maglev armored police car.

The police withdrew, and the boss led the group to stroll back to the restaurant. At this time, the boss asked everyone: "Did you see the reaction of the people? Even if the black uncle with the knife did nothing, they still turned around and ran away. Guess why?"

"Because of different races?"

The boss patted Alice on the head and said, "Little girl, I have reason to suspect that you are engaging in racial discrimination!"

"Hate it, don't call me a little girl."

"But I'm already 40." The boss said this frankly and melancholy.

Alisaie shut up decisively. Her brother Alphinaud said, "Is it because the boss's clone is less civilized than the citizens here?"

"Just say you look more barbaric and that's it." Then the boss asked the Dawn people, "Have you ever thought that in the eyes of the Garlean Empire, you might be the same as the group of people I just transformed into in the eyes of the people of Birch Forest?"

"But we clearly..."

"You are just self-proclaimed civilized people." The boss continued, "People often make first impressions on each other through clothing, appearance, behavior and mental state. Look at you guys, you are all dressed like Cosplayers. In addition, I have always wanted to complain about the fact that you, the Three Kingdoms Alliance, don't wear pants under your military coats.

The Ishgard army wears pants because their legs would freeze if they don't wear pants in their weird climate. But what does it matter if they wear pants? They wear chain mail and hold spears or halberds. The ships are made of wood and the transport vehicles are pulled by birds. Garlond's technology is obviously not bad, but it has not been fully promoted.

But what about the Garlean Empire? They have electric lights and household appliances. They have central heating, not to mention heating in every home, and they also have water pipes that supply hot water all day long! There is also a public transportation system, with buses and subways. The rich have cars! If I hadn't been to Garlean to deliver meals to people, I would have thought that person had exaggerated Garlean into the Changchun Automobile Factory's residential area!

If you guys come to Garlemald's territory and lose, you'll be told 'barbarians are barbarians and have no right to interfere with civilized society.' If you win, it will be the Eorzean version of the German barbarians conquering civilization."

Everyone at Dawn was stunned. They realized that they had been in another world for too long and had become accustomed to simplifying complex issues. But the problem was that the conflict between Eorzea and Garlema ​​could not be simplified. The fact was just as the boss said. In the eyes of the Garleans, Eorzea was always a barbaric land. The people of Eorzea were also barbarians in the eyes of the Garleans.

So when an expeditionary force composed entirely of barbarians appeared within the borders of Garlema...

"They will probably give up the civil war and unite against the enemy, right?"

The boss shrugged and said the saying that has been passed down for thousands of years: "Brothers quarrel within the walls, but defend against foreign insults."

Yu Lianger said with emotion: "A civilization that has continued for thousands of years without interruption is indeed very profound."

At dawn, everyone went back to World No. 28 to change the troop dispatch plan. The boss also called Zhou Zhezhi and told him that "World No. 28 may need some weapons."

When Zhou Zhezhi heard this, he didn't ask "How much do you need this time?", but hung up the phone directly. But it was Zhou's irresponsible act of hanging up the phone that immediately made the boss realize...

"Fuck, you're in trouble."

Just two days later, when the news of "Marshal of the Universe performs social experiments on the streets of Hualin City" made headlines, hundreds of military vehicles came to the outskirts of the Hualin City Military Control Zone.

"You guys wanna gaha?"

"Now that you have spoken, UEG will naturally do its best to meet your request."

The boss opened the back of a hover truck and found that it was full of NATO-standard ammunition. Then the second and third trucks were also NATO-standard.

"What? Domestic inventory has hit bottom, so you're starting to help your sister companies solve their inventory pressures?"

Zhou Zhezhi smiled slightly, then said "hmm", appearing extremely calm and relieved.

"Why are you so relieved? Wouldn't it be better to melt these things and shoot them into the asteroid belt?"

But Zhou Zhezhi smiled and said, "Stay for now, it will eventually be of some other use."

"That's fine!" The boss asked Zhou Zhezhi, "5 of the best, most advanced, and most stable NATO standard weapons, plus 10 bases of ammunition, and a full set of individual soldier equipment. By the way, help me customize a batch of badges, and I'll send you the PNG images later."

"The world with biological terror?"

"Yeah, that's what they prepared. Some crappy viruses and parasites, not enough for the stupid bragging of that world."

"But can you buy it in 5 sets?" Zhou Zhezhi asked again.

"Please! We are fighting terrorists! Not waging a war to destroy a country!"

"How about an aluminum alloy bipedal robot?" Zhou Zhezhi said, "The factory has produced a batch of robots with cockpits. Once they are covered with external armor, they can be used as Titans."

"I heard Titan was hot!"

Then Sweet Cheese came running over with heavy steps.

Then, Sweet Cheese "ran away from home" and followed Zhou Zhezhi to a factory that produced bipedal robots, using his rich knowledge of mechanics to guide the factory to assemble new toys for him.

474 The original intention of still burning with anger

There was a joke in the past that said the content of "News Broadcast" was divided into three major sections: the leaders are very busy, our people are very happy, and the people of the world are living in dire straits.

As for the second point, "happiness index", let's not talk about it for now. After all, in real life, no one wants to be confronted with a microphone in the face in the cold winter, especially when someone forces you to answer an idiotic question like "Is your last name Fu?"

However, judging from the current situation, the people of the world are indeed in dire straits. The Minister of Defense of the largest country in the blue planet disappeared for three days before the White House noticed that he was missing.

Five days after the earthquake, the people in the island country finally ate the limited relief bread brought by the masturbation team from afar, and enjoyed the right to drink water freely. They may still not have enough food, but at least they can now drink enough water.

The boomerang thrown by South Korea finally hit itself in the face. Domestic rice and chili prices have soared. They have even begun to smuggle Northeast rice and chili powder from a mysterious country in the East on a large scale! I don’t know how long their “body and land are one” can last. Perhaps it won’t be long before the “body” and “not” of “body and land are one” will completely disappear.

But I guess they are still happy. After all, in the eyes of the colonists, who lack iodine during embryonic development and are reproductively isolated from us after birth, as long as they leave the land of poisonous vegetables and can breathe the free and sweet air, they will be reduced to starving to death even if they can't even get food.