It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

But even if I starved to death, I would die of starvation in a free land, in full happiness.

As for the “leaders are busy” thing…

The guardian of world 27;

Honorary Commander of the UNSC Space Fleet;

Deputy Minister of Guardian Coordination;

The man who ended the thousand-year-old conflict in the ninja world;

The King of Spices of Teyvat;

Vice President of Avengers Catering;

The great nephew of Odin, Overlord of the Nine Realms;

A close comrade of Hydaelyn the Light;

The designated lunch box supplier of the Dawn Blood Alliance;

The major financial sponsor behind the Bioterrorism Defense and Assessment Alliance;

He is worshiped as a demon by the demons of Hell;

Khorne's sworn brother, the man who was taken as a confidant by Slaanesh - Changgong Yu'an Shubao Cheng!

That is Boss Cheng. He is using his own actual experience to prove: If I didn’t have the shadow clone, I would be dead here now!

No! It seems that I accidentally exposed a little secret of my boss that he didn't want others to know...

Hey, never mind!

"Wait a moment, everyone. I can't react quickly with so many people talking at once! As long as it's not an important matter that will cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of people if you delay for even a second, just speak slowly one by one."

After this large group of people finished speaking, the boss created more than 50 shadow clones.

Six of them left with the Dawn and will follow the Eorzean expeditionary army to the Garlean Empire. Angel came to the boss to borrow the shadow clone, not hoping to borrow the boss's force to suppress Garlean. Instead, he planned to ask the boss's shadow clone to open a portal to help the expeditionary army escape in a critical moment.

Three more clones went to World 3. Even though some of the charlatans there were pointed at their heads by Allen's machine gun, they were unwilling to believe Allen's claim that "to create human happiness, it all depends on ourselves." So Allen decided to fight poison with poison and asked the boss to go over and pretend to be a god to scare these charlatans to death.

BSAA headquarters also sent Ada Wong to borrow a boss, because the BSAA headquarters base, which had been under construction for so many years, was finally completed. When the boss went to attend the base unveiling ceremony, he was also responsible for transporting all kinds of BSAA equipment to him.

In addition, the branch bases in South America, Northeast Asia, the Middle East and West Asia, and Africa are also about to be completed. As for the branch bases in Europe and North America, an interesting thing is that these two continents have strictly prohibited BSAA and its members from entering the two places to carry out work in the name of work.

Another boss went to the Avengers Building because Tony's daughter was about to turn one month old. And Steve and Peggy's third child was about to be born. He had to go to attend Tony's daughter's full-month banquet, and the child's full-month gift was a protective jade pendant obtained from the world of cultivation.

In addition to these, there are many other things that need to be handled by the boss himself, and they are also handled by the shadow clones. As for the remaining shadow clones, they all went to World No. 27, which is guarded by the boss himself.

This is where the most manpower is needed. The glaciers in the North and South Poles are melting too fast, so scientists have decided to transfer as many wild animals and plants in the North and South Poles as possible to β-027. The specific method of transfer is to have the boss catch the animals and plants personally after accurately locating them.

Because there are also ice caps at the North and South Poles, the climate conditions are similar to those in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties at the end of the Little Ice Age. In addition, the fish in the β-027 ocean are also living very healthily. The birds that migrated here are also far more suitable for their survival than on Earth. After developing migration routes for several years, the population is currently expanding rapidly.

A world with birds, fish, and more abundant water and grass is enough to support the food chain at both poles. Moreover, even if the conditions in β-027 are worse, it is better than the current ecosystem on Earth. At least polar bears don't have to worry about the vast ocean in the summer.

Fortunately, the boss not only does not reject the work of catching animals, but even expresses excitement. After all, in the process of catching animals, you can pet polar bears, sea lions, seals, and in Antarctica, there are all kinds of penguins.

Denise said that she also wanted to go to Antarctica, but she didn't go there to catch or pet penguins, but to take revenge on penguins. Although the penguins that irritated her were not from Antarctica, Denise was still very happy to slap the penguins in the face.

“How much money did you get scammed out of?”

"It's not about the money. He cheated me out of my money and then shut down the game!"

"Why don't you just slap him in person?" the boss suggested. "Be like Crow House and rush over and slap him, then run away without giving him a chance to react."

Denise asked with stars in her eyes: "Is it really possible?"

"First, you turn into Crow House."

"Oh!"

The next moment, a portal led directly to the Governor's office in Goose City. Denise took advantage of the Governor's unpreparedness and rushed over to slap him, sending him flying from his chair to the wall. Before the Governor could come to his senses, Claude House disappeared along with the portal.

Denise finally felt relieved after she slapped herself in the face. After all, a game that was on sale last month and announced that it would be shut down next month was really infuriating. Although Denise only recharged less than 10 yuan in this game, this little money was not even worth her blinking an eye.

But for Denise, this was not a matter of money. It was about whether her intelligence and dignity were insulted by the game company!

In fact, as early as the day when the service was announced to be shut down, a large number of internal meeting documents of the company were leaked. These meeting records clearly recorded the initiators of various operations of the company and the process of perfecting various operational details.

It's better to ask the quantum "pervert" to attack their server than for her to attack their CEO herself! After all, only the collision of flesh and flesh can complete the communication between hearts. Only then can these rich but conscienceless idiots understand that there is a fundamental difference between the "pain of the flesh" in the context and the real pain of the flesh.

"So what are you going to do?" Denise asked, "You used your shadow clone to handle everything else, so what about you? Is there anything important?"

"No." The boss shook his head and said, "I will have to make a shadow clone to help Saitama solve some problems. I heard that a super strong man appeared and beat up that bald guy. To be honest, I don't believe this kind of thing, so I plan to make a shadow clone to see what kind of strong man can beat up that bald guy to death. He even secretly sent Genos to complain to me."

"Eh?" Denise thought for a moment and then asked, "You haven't told me yet what your real body is going to do."

"Nothing to do. I have to go back to the main control technology department and discuss the specific details of the battleship's appearance with them. It's more than 800 billion, so we can't be careless."

However, not long after the boss went to the "Technical Department", the head of the manufacturing group of the Technical Department came to the hotel in person.

"What? He went to our place?" The person in charge shook his head and said, "No, it's because he didn't go to our place. I was afraid he was too busy, so I came to your place specially."

Obviously, the boss did not go to the technical department, but disappeared by himself.

But Denise had no idea why he would lie and she couldn't figure out what her boss had to hide.

"Does he have another woman outside?"

But Denise thought about it carefully and felt that it was impossible. Because things like sex can be handled by creating a shadow clone. Denise herself has tried it herself, using 4 shadow clones to kill the boss and make him obedient, leaving him powerless to resist.

So where is the boss?

In the world of cultivation!

When the ancestor was researching the devil pepper, he once mentioned the concept of "original intention" to his boss.

It was because of the ancestor's "original intention" that the boss's suppressed inner demon was reactivated. Of course, it is not quite appropriate to call it an inner demon. To be more precise, it should be the boss's obsession that he could never let go of - revenge!

The boss's anger was always there, but because he was so busy, he didn't have much time to think about revenge.

"But you know very well that you can't extinguish the flame of revenge in your heart. If you can extinguish it, you will no longer be yourself. So I won't advise you, but I can't help you either. But you should believe in yourself. One day, you will be able to open the way back home to the source of your anger."

475 Severe Psychotic Sequelae

"Uncle Cheng!"

Just when the boss was about to leave the world of cultivators, Uchiha Izuna, who was devoted to cultivation, suddenly appeared and handed a "book" bound by A4 paper to the boss.

"Uncle Cheng, please pass on my experience of cultivation to my brother. I will be very grateful."

The boss stuffed the book into the space and waved his hand, telling Izuna not to be so polite.

"Besides, why do you call me Uncle Master? You call me Uncle Master, as if I am taking advantage of your brother."

However, looking at the world of cultivation, the bald apprentices basically call the boss "Uncle Master" or "Uncle Cheng". When the boss asked these people why, they all lied that it was because the boss made these guys regain the feeling of being born as human beings. For the cultivators, this is like the grace of rebirth.

But the boss felt that this was just an excuse they used to fool him.

"Also, Uncle Cheng. That..."

"What are you talking about? I'm not a nerd."

"No, Uncle Cheng. I want to remind you to be careful when using the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique in the future."

"Is there something wrong with what I'm using?" the boss asked.

Izuna nodded and replied, "It's not that the uncle has a problem, but the problem with the ninjutsu is very serious. A few years ago, I learned the method of using the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique from my brother and passed it on to my fellow apprentices. At first, the apprentices did not feel anything unusual when using the Shadow Clone. But as time went on, some of the apprentices gradually developed problems with split personalities."

"Split personality?" The boss' eyes rolled and he exclaimed, "Could it be that those idiots have been using their shadow clones for too long, causing them to develop independent personalities?"

Izuna nodded helplessly.

"No, are you stupid? You can take that thing back in two or three days at most. Otherwise, while waiting for the memory of the shadow clone to flow back, aren't you afraid that your brain won't be able to process so much memory information?"

"Uncle Master, do you know?"

"Nonsense! I'm not stupid, how could I not think of this? Even a dog that's let out for a long time won't obey, let alone a living person?"

"But uncle, you compare yourself to a dog like this..."

The boss spread his hands and said calmly: "What's the problem? It's very reasonable!"

Well, if you say it's reasonable, then it's reasonable. Izuna decided not to argue with her boss about this matter.

But then again, the boss released so many shadow clones at once, and they performed various weird tasks. Every time the boss took these shadow clones back, he would feel uncomfortable for a long time.

Although these shadow clones of the boss have not developed self-awareness, judging from the messy things they have done and the large amount of scattered and diverse memories they have retrieved, the split is quite severe.

For example, the boss in Eorzea angrily taught the "savages" of the coalition how to use metal zippers and snaps, while the boss in Antarctica transformed into a two-meter-tall, oversized, overfat emperor penguin, leading tens of thousands of wild stupid birds to line up through the cross-border portal.

The boss in the Arctic embraced one or two polar bear cubs and chased the mother polar bear away. There was no other way. Wild animals could tell through intuition that a hairless human was more dangerous than any male polar bear. For this reason, she even abandoned her children and ran away alone.

Boss Cheng, who was squatting in Saitama's house, felt that everyone in the room, including himself...

Every one of them is an idiot!

Boss Cheng pointed to the fighting game "Perfect" on the TV and asked Genos: "Didn't Saitama get beaten up by someone? That's it?"

After that, the boss turned around and asked Saitama, "A fighting game can be played perfectly by others. Don't you know how to defend and shake? Don't you know how to throw a front punch and a back punch? Do you think the game character is you in real life? No matter what kind of person you meet, they can't withstand a punch from you?"

Saitama handed the game controller to the boss with a very human face full of dissatisfaction. The boss didn't hesitate to be polite to Saitama and randomly selected a guy who looked a bit like him from the character list. Then...

Then the boss lost as expected. But the situation was much better than Saitama's, at least the boss didn't get a Perfect, and even won one of the games.

As for the boss's opponent, this tall and thin man with scars on his face, the more the boss looks at him, the more he feels that he looks like the captain of the mysterious superhero team in the game - the Holy Demon King!

Yes, whether in the official Hero Association or among the public, the boss' nickname in the "jianghu" was unified into "Saint Devil" released by the Hero Association after the release of this game. The other three people who logged into the game were given "Flame Sword Dragon", "Miracle Phoenix" and "Thunder Kirin" respectively.

It's just that with the Boss's official nickname, you can split the name into two separate parts - Phoenix Man for the Divine, and Boss for the Devil. After all, Boss threw the foul-mouthed guy into the battlefield in front of thousands of people.

Although the rescued people said that the man "deserved to be alive", media people who had not experienced the disaster condemned the boss's behavior.

Just limit yourself to "expressing condemnation", after all, no one is a fool. Once you go beyond the scope of "expressing condemnation", what if people don't save you the next time you encounter a disaster?

The Demon King is not the Hero Association, so what if he kills one more of you or saves one less of you? Even if someone comes out to condemn the Demon King afterwards, that is his business.

Unless you can learn from that dung-arrow turtle and have a chance to escape into the septic tank through the sewer.

Okay, I'm getting off topic. Regardless of whether the boss has killed ordinary people or not, he is a superhero in the hearts of people all over the world. And he is a dark hero with a mysterious aura. Because regardless of the results of the boss saving people, just looking at his methods of killing and saving people, the contrast with the upright and noble Hero Association is too great.

Besides, given that the boss always dresses like a devil (Ibiru's super-evolved appearance) every time he appears, he naturally deserves the title of "Demon King".

So, when the tall and thin man who had just won the game realized that the bald man next to him was the real DLC character in the game, he immediately handed over the outer box of the game disc and begged sincerely: "Mr. Saint Demon King! Please sign this game box and game disc for me!"

"Eh?"

In the end, the boss did not sign the youth's game packaging, but left a photo of him hugging one of his shoulders.

"It's not that I don't want to sign for you, but I don't know what name to sign for you. After all, I have used too many names, and I don't know which name to use for you."

As for what happens next...

Genos naturally introduced King, the seventh S-class hero, to his boss. King, in front of his idol, confessed that he was just a fake.

However, the boss did not look down on King. Instead, he exclaimed: "You are so lucky that you always meet Saitama fighting small monsters. It's always like this. It's too accurate! No wonder Saitama killed many dragon-levels but remained unknown. Speaking of the two of you... who is the other person's summoned beast?"

But, just as King was about to explain something, the huge boss in front of him disappeared in a puff of smoke. King pointed at the dissipated smoke and looked at Genos in horror, but Genos replied perfunctorily: "It's okay, I'll be there soon."

however……

"Boom!"

"Ah! I'm sorry, sorry, sorry! I just wanted to leave everyone with the impression that I'm not easy to bully before moving into this community. I really didn't mean to cause trouble. I really want to move into this community!"

Because of the big commotion, people and weirdos in the community poked their heads out of their homes. Then they saw a big, plump, round hamster kneeling in front of the boss and kowtowed.

"But is there any necessary connection between you not wanting to be bullied and you hitting the telephone pole?"

"Um... I'm so sorry!" The big hamster kowtowed and explained, "I just couldn't help it. I wanted to try the chewing feeling of the cement pole..."

"Okay, I forgive you." As he said that, the boss stretched out his hand and put it into the fur of the giant hamster, thinking: "Wow, it's so big, but it has a soft feel that doesn't match its body shape at all."

Thinking of this, the boss asked the hamster again: "Are you not afraid of cats?"

"Hehe, with my size, there's really no need to be afraid..."

"Wow! What a cute little chinchilla bear! Don't run, come and hug me!"

The boss saw Sweet Cheese start the rocket engine and rushed over, so he took a step back. At this time, Sweet Cheese rushed into the arms of the hamster and rubbed his head against the fur on the hamster's body.

Newcomers like the giant hamster are often willing to follow the social instincts of animals and give the local population a little power. So they often make jokes similar to what happened to the giant hamster today.

But the advanced and civilized community run by the boss has no need for this instinct at all. What's more, how can a tiger-level monster like the giant hamster establish its authority in a community full of ghosts?

In addition, this giant hamster monster who likes to knock on telephone poles is really a giant hamster! Unlike animal-type monsters like Pochi, whose attributes are all strength, the giant hamster has added all the attribute points to intelligence and life-saving. After all, before it became a monster, it was just a poor little hamster who had never killed its own kind.