It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Led by the UNSC Glorious Queen-class flagship "Fuck Me If You're Unhappy", followed by the sub-flagships "Wannian Yandi" and "Wannian Xuefeng". More than 2000 other warships and transport ships formed a huge fleet for the fleet review together with the flagship.

Then, the moon ignited and set off. However, it was slightly different from what the audience thought, as the moon was gone in an instant. In fact, the moon was not only unable to be completed in an instant, but also needed the help of the earth's gravity to accelerate.

And after the planetary engine is fully powered, it will have to fly around the earth three or four more times before it can break free from the constraints of the earth's gravity and truly embark on the long journey to the Kuiper Belt.

"Around the earth three or four times? How long would that take?"

"It'll take about a whole day!" After saying that, the boss reminded Denise: "It doesn't matter if the moon starts slowly. The most terrible thing is that when it speeds up around the earth, it will definitely mess up the earth's tides. It goes around the earth eight times a day, and the high and low tides will probably happen at least eight times in a row!"

"Oh, so that's how it is!" Denise couldn't help but exclaimed, "No wonder the weather forecast keeps issuing tsunami warnings!"

"It's better to give a warning first so that humans can get familiar with it. When the day when the earth stops rotating really comes, who knows how big a tsunami will be caused!"

"Let there be a tsunami. It's better than the earth exploding under the sun."

"Yeah, hi..." The boss sighed and said reluctantly: "Even the Arctic hasn't snowed for four consecutive years, wheat can be grown in Siberia, and the average summer temperature here is over 4 degrees Celsius. If the earth doesn't run away quickly, ah..."

A day later, after experiencing many ups and downs, the Earth finally watched the moon successfully leave.

At the headquarters of the UEG, a celebration meeting to celebrate the moon's departure from the Earth's gravitational field is about to be held. For many member countries, the departure of the moon not only brings confidence to mankind to overcome difficulties, but the muscle show of the UNSC fleet is also enough to deter the scoundrels for a long time in the future.

In the lounge of the UEG celebration meeting, Hao Xiaoxi, holding the speech manuscript, was confirming with his teacher: "Teacher Zhou, do you really want me to give such an important speech?"

Sitting in a wheelchair with bandages on his head and hands, Zhou Zhezhi asked Hao Xiaoxi with a smile: "Which speech here is not important?"

After saying that, Zhou Zhezhi looked outside the lounge again. Seeing that there were no reporters waiting outside, he dared to stand up from his wheelchair. He patted his apprentice on the shoulder and encouraged him, "Don't be nervous, just read it. Even if you read it wrong, no one will dare to point at you and say nonsense."

Zhou Zhezhi had a car accident some time ago. It wasn't done by a pervert, nor was it a premeditated assassination. It was just that after a meeting at the UEG headquarters, he habitually went to the hot dog stand opposite the headquarters building to buy hot dogs, and was hit by a hit-and-run car and flew out.

Although Zhou Zhezhi was almost killed on the spot, fortunately his boss was also in a meeting at the UEG headquarters that day, so Zhou Zhezhi escaped death. However, in Zhou Zhezhi's view, this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity must be utilized. So a simple traffic accident was turned into a revenge and assassination activity against UEG executives by those who insisted on the "uselessness of planetary engines".

Hence, there was the massive purge of the organization in the previous chapter.

But in order to make the purge a month ago seem more legitimate and more just, Zhou Zhezhi had to continue pretending to be sick after his injury healed to make himself look more miserable and pitiful.

"Did Baldy send you here?" Zhou Zhe asked with a smile.

"Yes, Uncle Cheng opened the door for me."

"But he didn't even bother to send a shadow clone to our side."

Hao Xiaoxi defended the boss, saying, "Uncle Cheng said he had to continue his meditation practice."

"He wasn't meditating, he was looking for a way to his hometown. Especially after he got the refurbished warship, he became more and more persistent."

"Teacher, can Uncle Cheng really find it?"

"I hope so. He has been looking for it for more than 10 years. If he can't find it, all his hard work will be in vain."

However, 10 years passed in a flash, and when the year 2058 was halfway through, Boss Cheng, who had been meditating intermittently for 10 years, still had not found his way home.

"You have a long life, why are you in such a hurry?" Zhou Zhe, who is 69 years old but doesn't look old at all, said with a smile: "After so many years, your appearance has hardly changed except that your hair has grown and you have become bald. Your time has been controlled and fixed. As long as you keep looking, you will always find the way to your hometown."

Boss Cheng patted his old friend who he had known for 35 years and responded with a smile: "If I really find it, and if there is still a war over there, then you have to convince the UEG to lend them all the UNSC fleet."

"Haha, the entire UNSC fleet was built up by you. Do we dare not give in? If we really dare not give in, the UNSC fleet will definitely mutiniate!"

After saying that, Zhou Zhezhi raised his hand in a frivolous manner and slapped her buttocks, which he hadn't slapped for a long time. Then Zhou Zhezhi shook off his sore palm and said to his boss, "The UEG meeting unanimously passed that today's Earth launch ceremony will be held by the marshal of the UNSC space fleet who personally presses the button to ignite the planetary engine."

"I am honorary."

"Okay, okay, honorary, honorary. Then the honorary marshal of the UNSC space fleet will personally press the button to ignite the planetary engine. Is that all right now?"

then……

"Countdown to engine ignition..."

"5!"

"4!"

"Snapped!"

"Oh fxxk! Marshal, you...you pressed it too early!"

But the boss slapped the table and said, "At this moment, is there any point in fighting for those two or three seconds?"

The representatives who voted by raising their hands at the UEG General Assembly all regretted it. They never thought that a marshal of the UNSC space fleet would play by his own rules. This made the historically significant ignition ceremony full of jokes and humor.

However, as the tremors spread from deep within the earth to every participant, they truly realized that the Earth had embarked on a long journey to the Kuiper Belt.

At this time, everyone looked at Boss Cheng who had pressed the start button in advance, and suddenly felt that this unexpected ignition ceremony might be more worthy of being remembered by history, future generations, and the whole world.

505 Zhiyuan Xingcheng-A303

The earth is truly a magical treasure. Not only can it fly by itself, but it can also fly with colonial satellites close to its gravity circle.

Although each large colonial satellite is equipped with a not-small heavy nuclear fusion engine at the tail, compared with the Earth's 2700 super planetary engines and 7900 planetary engines, the thrust of the colonial satellite is not enough.

Therefore, these colonial satellites will stick close to the gravity circle of the Wandering Earth, and use the Earth's gravity to carry the colonies to the Kuiper Belt.

As for the UNSC warships, they continued to travel around the solar system with the jump engines on board. There was no other way, because the Earth was too big, even if the boss opened the door himself, he couldn't open a portal that could accommodate the entire Earth.

After all, human power has its limits.

"Earth can't be teleported, but the moon can be teleported, right?" Denise asked her boss, "Why didn't you just teleport the moon to the Kuiper Belt?"

"I...I'm afraid of breaking the moon into pieces."

"The moon can break into pieces? Don't scare me!"

"Why not? They verified it when they were digging the lunar city. Although the moon is not hollow, its structure is not very strong. Saitama almost crushed the moon with one kick."

"Then you still dare to use the moon as a spaceship?"

"It's huge! It also has gravity, so we can pile raw materials on the surface of the planet without worrying about losing them."

"And then?" Denise continued to ask.

Then, the boss was completely silent. When Denise looked up again, she could no longer see the boss.

"You baldy? Where have you been? It's almost lunchtime!"

Seeing that her boss had not responded, Denise took out her cell phone and called him. However, the only message on the phone was "The user you are calling is out of service area."

Then, Denise went to the boss's underground base. Because in recent years, the boss has always had the habit of meditating in the basement. But when she arrived at the basement, she found that the shadow clones here were also gone.

"I don't know!" Big Rat Khan replied, "There were quite a few of them here just now! How come they are gone in the blink of an eye?"

"Where's Sweet Cheese?" Denise asked again, "Do you know where the dead bald guy went?"

"I don't know either! The shadow clone of the pilot disappeared without a trace, how strange!"

At the same time, in the Main Control Guardian Coordination Department, Project Team 27, Manon was leading the team members to celebrate that the crisis on Earth 27 had been resolved by more than half.

"amazing!"

"Yes!"

"We have finally achieved a major stage victory!"

"As long as the Earth reaches the Kuiper Belt on the 27th, our mission will be completely accomplished!"

"But after the mission is completed, what should our project team do?"

The words of the Ascaris brothers instantly wiped out the cheerful and lively atmosphere in Project Team 27. Everyone knew that with the departure of the Earth, the countdown for Project Team 27 to complete its work had begun.

Manon, the team leader, said bluntly: "Earth 27 will need to wander for at least 10 years before reaching its destination, no matter how long the countdown continues. That means our project team can still exist for at least 10 years. As for what happens after the mission is over, have you ever thought about taking on the responsibility on your own?"

Take the lead alone?

Yes!

Everyone realized that even if the project team was disbanded, they would not lose their jobs. After all, in the past 25 years, a new project team was basically opened every one to one and a half years. Now the number of project teams has increased from 30 to 53.

There are so many project teams that the main controller has already considered splitting up the Guardian Coordination Department. Even if it is not split up, the authority of the project team will be greatly weakened. At least, it can no longer develop itself into a "main controller night emperor" like it is now.

If the coordination department is allowed to grow wildly, it may become too big to be eliminated in the future. If someone wants to move against the coordination department at that time, a civil war will easily break out within the main control.

"It shouldn't be the case that they will be killed after they have done their job," Manong said, "but it is certain that they will lose weight."

Yes, even the Coordination Department itself has realized that it seems to have grown too wild. If they don't restrain themselves and give up some of their power, the main control will really have a civil war!

However, before considering issues like civil war, Project Team No. 27 had better first resolve the issue of the boss's signal loss.

Yes, after more than 20 years, the boss disappeared again from the positioning equipment of Project Team No. 27 and the Positioning Group of the Technical Department.

As soon as the technical department found out that the boss was missing again, they took the lead in passing the news to Project Team No. 27. Manong also contacted Denise as soon as the boss's signal was lost.

However, as luck would have it, Denise was also planning to go to the main control to find out where her boss had gone. As a result, when the two sides met, they confirmed that Cheng Baldy had lost her again!

"You baldy! You just threw it away! You have Alzheimer's disease, right?"

The boss, who may be suffering from cerebral ischemia or Alzheimer's syndrome, or showing symptoms of senile dementia, doesn't even know where he is at this moment.

Wherever he looked, there were only ruins and sparkling glassy land!

But suddenly, the ruins in front of the boss's eyes began to overlap with certain fragments of memories deep in his mind, until he restored a complete memory of "childhood" and "home".

"Could it be... this is..."

But the next moment, the boss pulled himself out of his childhood memories. Because he had another urgent problem to consider - "Who brought me here!"

The answer that the boss had been searching for for nearly 30 years was not only discovered by someone else in an instant, but that person also generously shared his discovery.

This is Bojianger, the sweet home of Cheng-A303. However, the place where the boss is located has long been burned into yellow-green glass.

The boss created thousands of shadow clones, running in all directions. Before long, these shadow clones disbanded themselves and transmitted the collected information back to the boss's brain. Based on this information, the boss constructed a map of the surroundings in his mind.

But to be honest, there is no need to build a map of the surrounding area. No matter how hard you try, it will be futile and fruitless.

Then, the boss felt dizzy. When he came to his senses, he found himself back in the hotel lobby. Denise, Lei Zang and the people from Project 27 were gathered here to discuss something.

"Where have you been?" Lei Zang frowned and asked in a reproachful tone.

"Hami Ejiro." the boss replied.

"Which world's Eridanus?" Denise also asked, realizing the problem.

"mine."

"Your...hometown?"

The boss and Denise nodded and replied, "Yes, mine."

After getting the answer, Denise stopped asking.

"How long have I been gone?" the boss asked the others.

"About 3 hours." Denise replied.

"I stayed there for no more than an hour."

"It means that the time flow of the two worlds is not synchronized." Lei Zang said: "It seems that the world you arrived at is not included in the positioning list of the technical department, and it is not bound to the competitive world."

Soon after, the boss began to construct the specific appearance of Hajime in his mind, and snapped his fingers after the construction was completed. The boss's spatial talent did not disappoint, and the other end of the portal was indeed connected to a glass planet in another world.

As soon as the technical department saw the door open, they took their positioning and detection equipment and rushed to the other universe's Eridanus. In less than half an hour, these guys collected enough world coordinates for the main control positioning.

The boss also asked the pervert for help to transfer the explored star map of the Milky Way to the navigation device of the Thor's Hammer power skeleton.

"I'm sorry, everyone. There are some things I must confirm in person. Please allow me to be willful for once."

"Oh, and if you get into trouble, don't forget to come back and call for backup."

The boss hugged Denisa and promised her: "I'll remember it."

"Also, I will temporarily suspend the restaurant's business while you are away. I will resume business after you come back. So, you'd better go early and come back early. Otherwise, be careful that I will take your property and remarry."

"Haha, you're already over 60, but you're having fun!"

"Get out of here, Cheng!"

There was no earth-shattering parting of life and death, because everyone knew there was no need for it. After all, it was not impossible to kill Boss Cheng through technological means, but it was somewhat unrealistic.

The first stop for Boss Cheng when he returned to the genuine UNSC universe was Earth. The reason for coming here was simple. Boss needed to find out the time of this world, and then whether the war between humans and the Covenant had ended. If it had not ended, what stage had the war progressed to now?

result……

August 2552, 8! The war between humans and the Covenant has not ended. Not only has the human side shown signs of decline, but there are even signs that the Covenant has forced them into a desperate situation. Currently, a large-scale battle-scale conflict has broken out between humans and the Covenant near the gravity circle of Reach!

Reach?

But what the boss cares about most is the year 2552. Because the battleship that the main controller gave to the boss clearly says 2683, which is still 130 years away.

But the question is, is the master really capable of capturing a warship from 130 years later? Or is the warship given to him by the master, as the technical department said, not captured from another world?