It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

As two gunshots spread across the beach, the zodiac crab that had been a threat to the eastern La Noscea region for five years finally came to the end of its inexplicably mutated life.

Boss Cheng took out a Geiger counter from somewhere on his body and inserted a probe from the counter into the crab's flesh.

After a dozen seconds...

"OK! The count is approximately equal to 0, safe to eat!"

Boss Cheng put away the Geiger counter, came to Captain Rogers, and asked him with a smile: "Your old bones haven't been in battle for decades, so you didn't break bones because of osteoporosis, did you?"

"Don't worry, just stretch your muscles. It will be much easier than before."

After saying that, Rogers took the initiative to reach out and asked Boss Cheng to help pull it.

"You should also get some offensive equipment. If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen your tools. No matter how many shields you have, you can't dismantle a tank."

"Haha, I think what you said makes sense."

"But before that..."

"Before what?" Captain Rogers asked.

"Before that, I decided to invite everyone I could meet around here to come over. Let's grill this big crab together and make it a hot and delicious dish!"

"That's right!" Captain Rogers echoed, "I hope all the candidates in the world can do well in the exam and have a bright future just like the roasted crabs in Boss Cheng's hands!"

0081 Unlimited supply of delicious seafood dinner

Lu Xun once said: Life is like the discounted king crabs at a restaurant called Diudiu. You never know how much crab meat you can get out of it.

What is certain is that Boss Cheng's "king" crab is neither from Piaodiu nor a discounted product. But what is certain is that the crab legs are indeed discounted by Boss Cheng and then killed.

and so……

"Uh... no, I can't eat anymore. It's too torturous."

More than 50 people ate only two large crab claws and one and a half crab legs. The crab, which was 5 meters in diameter, was still lying on the beach, and Mr. Cheng hadn't even opened the crab shell.

"Just eat more. Your fighting power is also..."

"Don't mention fighting ability anymore. I feel like I'm about to vomit..."

Captain Rogers was a "young" man who knew how to save money. He knew that the bigger the crab, the more expensive it was, so he would never easily spit out what he had eaten.

The captain tried to stand up straight, rubbing his stomach while drinking crab vinegar in small sips. He didn't know whether it was true or not, but Boss Cheng told him that crab vinegar can stimulate the appetite and dispel cold, and can suppress the urge to vomit.

The situation of the others was similar to that of the captain. Boss Cheng had finally gathered more than 50 people together, but in the end they didn't even get to eat 300 kilograms of crab meat.

That's right, two big claws and one and a half crab legs actually scraped off more than 300 kilograms of crab meat. So don't blame the 50 or so people present for being narrow-minded. If you want to blame someone, you can only blame the high meat yield of the zodiac Cancer crab.

The Henghui Guards, who were in charge of guarding the coast of East La Noscea, ate crab meat until they felt sick, and at the same time, they thanked Boss Cheng profusely for solving a long-standing problem that had been plaguing Blood Coast.

"We can't help it. Ever since the Seventh Umbral Calamity, the chaotic ether has caused many animals to mutate. Who would have thought that a land crab that was originally only the size of a rice bowl could grow to the size of a house in the blink of an eye? Even its living habits have changed, and it dares to go to the sea. Every time adventurers come to hunt it, it hides in the depths of the sea."

Actually, Boss Cheng wanted to ask the locals what "ether" was, but he was afraid that once they started explaining it would be endless, and there was still a lot of crab meat left on the beach that needed to be processed in time.

Even though the crab meat is free, good things are good things and should not be wasted easily. So Boss Cheng was thinking about how to deal with the crab meat.

Fortunately, the engineering team of the refugee camp is still working today, and the expedition team of the end world has not withdrawn. Boss Cheng believes that with these five or six thousand people, they will be able to finish off all the remaining crab meat, and there may not even be enough to eat.

We can’t all eat until we die, right?

The only thing that Boss Cheng needs to pay attention to is...

"The etheric disorder you just mentioned, could it be poisonous?"

"No, no!" The captain of the Black Vortex hurriedly explained: "Ether is life energy, and it will return to the sea of ​​stars after the creature dies. I'm not sure if you can eat the Zodiac Cancer while it's still alive. But eating its corpse will definitely be fine."

So, Boss Cheng tied a rope to the huge crab's body and lifted it back to the hotel by helicopter. Then he transported it to the end world through the hotel. After all, the ice and snow here are not polluted, it is completely a natural refrigerator.

Boss Cheng only kept one crab leg for himself. He cut the rest of the crab meat and crab roe into two and gave them to the engineering team at the refugee camp and the investigation team of the end-of-the-world.

As for the cooking method, Boss Cheng suggested that they cook seafood porridge. This not only preserves the freshness of the crab meat, but also makes cooking easier. The most important thing is that with so much crab meat, there is enough crab meat to make up for the rice.

Anyway, the boss won't care whether they listen to his advice or not. After all, they are all adults, and they can't rely on others to feed them to survive.

At the same time, in the United States, inside the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters building in Washington DC.

Everyone in the monitoring center was in a state of confusion with their scalps tingling.

In order to ensure that the former American hero would not get lost in the modern city, S.H.I.E.L.D. implanted a micro-positioning chip in Captain America before he woke up.

However, at the request of Director Nick Fury, SHIELD told Captain Rogers about the location chip openly and promised that they would remove the location chip for him at any time as long as the captain wanted.

The captain didn't know much about satellite positioning technology, but since the other party had no intention of hiding it, the captain never cared about chips or anything.

but!

Just this morning!

The captain's positioning signal disappeared from the earth!

It didn't disappear from New York, but disappeared completely from the United States, from North America, from the Northern Hemisphere, and from the entire earth!

"Really mother fxxker!" Black Egg, who was standing in front of the screen, couldn't help but curse and questioned everyone present: "Can anyone tell me which world our great Captain America disappeared to? Is it Asgard, or the damn Jotunheim?"

Everyone present was silent, waiting for someone who knew something to stand up and explain. Fortunately, one of them actually stood up.

"Boss, the captain's signal finally disappeared near New York's Central Park. I guess he may have entered that strange Chinese restaurant and never came out again."

"Okay, young man. Thank you for your answer." After saying that, Lu Dantou turned around and asked the head of the special service team: "Then how long do I have to wait before I can see our people visit that Chinese restaurant?"

"If nothing unexpected happens..."

"Then find a group of people who won't run into any accidents." Egghead interrupted his subordinate and warned him, "Don't do it like the last time I visited you. I blinked an eye and the people behind me were all fucking killed!"

Unfortunately……

20 minutes later, Central Park South, Manhattan, New York.

"Reporting to headquarters, this Chinese restaurant is closed today."

"Knock on the door! Do you expect the broken blue roller shutter door in front of you to open automatically for you?"

"Reporting to headquarters, I have knocked but received no response."

"Then find a way to open the broken roller shutter door in front of you intactly, OK?"

Then, everyone at the Washington headquarters saw through the real-time footage that the special forces member who had just used technology to unlock the door flew backwards more than 10 meters and fell on the yellow dry grass.

"Reporting to headquarters, personnel are safe and no one is injured."

"Holy mother fxxker! Can someone tell me if what we just saw was magic?"

And on Boss Cheng's side.

【Beep! 】

[Restaurant risk level: Level 1 attack]

[The attack behavior was determined to be: picking the lock]

"No, is the security in New York really that bad? The door of our hotel is open to Central Park! It's only about two o'clock in the afternoon, and a thief ran over to pry open our door? Do thieves in New York like to make free purchases during various celebrations to celebrate festivals?

Besides, the lawn outside the store was crushed by the SHIELD special agent car. How come no one came to repair it after so many days? It's only 2011 here, not 2021 yet! Why is the efficiency so low? Or have they always been like this?"

When the SHIELD agent used his technology to unlock the door again, the hotel's blue roller shutter rose up automatically. Just as the agent was about to explain to his companion that he was not the one who opened the door, two horizontal shotgun barrels suddenly stretched out from the dark store and hit him in the face.

The special agent was so frightened that he stopped all actions immediately. His seven companions immediately raised their guns and aimed at the store door. However, as the rolling door slowly rose, the barrel of the gun that was pointing at the special agent's face was also retracted.

"I thought it was some little thief trying to steal my things."

Boss Cheng walked out of the store and asked the SHIELD agents to relax. After these guys put down their guns, Boss Cheng asked them, "Are you here to see the captain?"

The special agent nodded.

"Come with me, I'll take you to find him. By the way, please help me and try to eat as much as possible."

The special agent did not act on his own, but asked the headquarters for instructions on the next task.

"Go with him, and be safe."

"Yes."

Then, eight special agents followed Boss Cheng into the restaurant, and were immediately kicked out.

When the eight people came to their senses, they found themselves at a beautiful tropical beach. Not far away from them, a white marble lighthouse stood tall, and in the distance was a refreshing sparkling sea.

"Call headquarters! Call headquarters!"

"Hey, stop shouting!" Boss Cheng pointed at the Falcon parked not far away, "Unless your communication can be transmitted across time and space, just follow me and fly over."

Afterwards, when the eight agents went to Washington and personally described their brief journey to another world to the top executives of S.H.I.E.L.D., they mentioned that the scenery there was beautiful, and there were giants over two meters tall, dwarves less than 8 meters tall, orcs with cat ears and tails, and elves commonly seen in "The Lord of the Rings".

There are also remains of super crab claws larger than an adult human, and...

"The owner personally made the baked crab meat with garlic cheese and the Italian crab meat and seafood soup. They are really delicious!"

The other seven people agreed and described to Director Fury the unforgettable smell and taste impact.

"Mother fxxker! Just for a free seafood dinner, you were bribed by that restaurant owner?"

"Report to the director!"

"what?"

"I suggest... you go and try it yourself. The boss there said that because there is too much crab meat left, he will launch a full buffet crab meat feast during the Christmas special business day event tomorrow."

"That's right, boss!" another agent added, "Only $10, no limit on quantity!"

"We have already discussed it. We must call our colleagues in New York and their families and rush over there before the boss opens for business at noon tomorrow."

"Eating Chinese food on Christmas is an old tradition for New Yorkers. Spending $10 on a crab dinner is a great deal!"

“The taste is much better than Panda Restaurant!”

"Mother fxxker!" The egghead yelled, "You bastards, you made me hungry!"

0082 A certain Eastern country changes its name to UNSC

Nick Fury is a determined and powerful warrior who can ignore the mind deflection device in his boss's shop and eat the crab pot with scallions and ginger served by the portion while staring at the "big-headed dwarf magician" flying around the store.

After the "Big-Headed Dwarf Magician" flew away, he continued to stare at the UNTV-13 midday news on TV, and cursed while watching.

"Come on!" Black Egg pointed at the black and white photo on TV and asked the boss: "How could a person like Trash Joe become our big shot in the future? Is your world about to fall apart? How come even a trash like Joe Chuanxideng can be pushed to the top?"

Boss Cheng also laughed and asked Hei Lu Dan: "Do you think you should ask me this kind of question?"

"Mother f...holy shxt! The successor of the swollen poke? Kamala?" Black Egg asked the boss again: "Why is it this idiot named Kamala? She doesn't have this ability, you know! Why don't you UNSC and your loyal dogs launch intercontinental missiles to blow up the loser Joe and that bitch? Where is your sense of international responsibility? Why let this idiot come up to harm us?"

Boss Cheng shrugged and gloated, "This is probably what you have been pursuing all along. As a beacon of civilization, you must be civilized! Hehehehe."

"Really mother fxxker!"

“If you guys are going to follow our old path…” Boss Cheng laughed more and more happily. He patted Black Stewed Egg on the shoulder and advised him sincerely: “While you can still call yourself the beacon of the civilized world, experience and enjoy the glory of this moment. Hahahaha!”

"Stop laughing, I'm going to ask you another question."

"Just ask."

"Why did it become like this?"

"Eh? Let me think..."

After all, Boss Cheng is a highly educated and culturally literate person in terms of character design, so regarding the turbulent world situation...

He saw it all from TV news and the Internet!

He told Hei Lu Dan: "From your time forward, the economic (CI loan) crisis four years ago has never ended. It was just covered up by the prosperous emerging markets and global trade. But this kind of thing is destined to not be covered up for long. With the resignation of one of your compatriots who did nothing but like to watch the waves and listen to the waves, Trump took office. Many hidden contradictions and crises quickly surfaced.

Later, because of a particularly outrageous virus that you developed and spread to the world, the world's economy came to a standstill in the past three years of our timeline. The absurd culture that you have been exporting abroad has also backfired on you at this time.

What about Black Lives Matter, Rainbow Parade, Wal-Mart shopping bags, stealing less than $900 is not considered stealing but must be taxed, drug legalization, free-dollar group shopping during major festivals, and more people dying in shootings in a year than in conflicts in other regions. The result is..."

"Are you talking about the fucking beacon of civilization, or the fucking hell of humanity?"

Boss Cheng pointed at the TV, shrugged and said nothing more.

"According to reports, at dusk on the 23rd, Eastern Time, a Noble Community Church in the suburbs of Newark, New Jersey was attacked by multiple gunmen. The attack killed 29 people, including two gunmen. There are still two gunmen at large. The Newark police called on the public to pay attention to safety during the Christmas and New Year holidays."

Captain Rogers put down the remote control, turned around, walked to the black-marinated egg table and sat down.

“Will our future be so chaotic?”

Black-Boiled Egg looked at Captain Rogers, who looked lost and serious, and then looked at the photos of the shooting scene broadcast on the news. At this moment, Black-Boiled Egg suddenly had many bold ideas. Perhaps he should do something for the future of this beacon of civilization before various tragedies occur.