It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Boss Cheng suddenly let go of the 3-meter-long oven, causing it to fall onto the beach. He then turned around and walked back to the helicopter, and took down a smaller iron pot from it. He took off the lid of the large iron pot and turned back to the captain. Then, in front of the captain, he broke off the handle on the lid.

The captain felt a flash before his eyes, and when his pupils focused again, the slightly old pot cover had disappeared. In its place was a huge golden round shield with the head of the sun god engraved in relief.

"The Shield of Apollo. I remember this prize very well. It was the prize I won after winning the Thermopylae ancient battlefield competition and winning the 'Best Fighting Style' award through audience votes. Don't be fooled by its appearance, it looks like a bronze shield. It is actually made of... made of... wait, let me think about it..."

"That's right! It's made of three mythical metals: orichalcum, gamma crystal, and star sand. Sorry, I can't remember what the star sand is. Anyway, the biggest feature of this shield is that it's damn hard and damn heat-resistant. Even plasma can't melt this shield."

The captain took the shield, fiddled with it for a few times, and then returned it to Boss Cheng.

"This thing must be very valuable. Since it's your prize, doesn't it mean it's very important to you?"

Boss Ke Cheng pointed to the big iron pot behind him.

"Now put yourself in my shoes and help me think about this. If this shield is really important and memorable to me, then why would I transform it into a pot lid?"

"Because I... don't have a lid?" the captain cutely guessed.

"Bullshit! Because the prize is a special souvenir, it can't be sold or thrown away. Besides, I'm more used to using a gun in my left hand and a knife in my right hand. This thing is completely useless in my hand. If it weren't for the size and weight of this thing being particularly suitable as a pot cover, I wouldn't know how to deal with it."

Captain Rogers: ...

"But it's still valuable, isn't it!"

Boss Cheng shrugged, indicating that he had no idea about money and that he had no shortage of money at all.

"It's just a shield. If you don't find it convenient, I'll look it over some other day. Or you can look it over yourself and take whatever you like. Besides, how can a shieldman go to the battlefield without two or three shields?"

"No, wait!" The captain asked in confusion, "Why do shieldmen need to bring two or three shields to the battlefield?"

Boss Cheng looked at the captain and asked in confusion, "Are you really holding a shield on the battlefield, or are you just pretending to hold a shield?"

"I really hold a shield."

"Only one shield?"

"Are there any who hold two shields?"

"Hold both sides, one in your left hand, one in your right hand, and one behind your back. You can defend when you advance or when you retreat. When you retreat, just turn around and run. You don't need to worry about being shot in the back."

"I...ah...well, you do make sense."

"Right!"

Regardless of whether Boss Cheng is right or not, the captain has already given up thinking.

But because the two were just standing on the beach chatting, little Paimon kicked Yuli away who suddenly pounced on her, flew in front of the two, pinched their waists and taught them a lesson: "Everyone is busy, only you two are chatting. I will punish you to go to the reef beach to catch big crabs later!"

The captain and the boss smiled at each other and turned to help everyone move things. However, the Apollo Shield, which was made of the same material as the Gold Cloth, was thrown carelessly on the beach.

It can't be lost.

Everyone packed up their things, got ready, changed into their own clothes for going to the sea, took their tools, and rushed towards the golden coast like mad dogs out of a cage.

Even the owner of the Sunshine Coast changed into a pair of shorts and, surrounded by guards and servants, ran off to have sex with Boss Cheng and the others.

Since the beach belongs to other people, if you use their beach to hold a barbecue party, you should naturally bring them along. As for happiness, the more people who are happy, the happier you will be, right?

The captain looked at Paimon, who was flying in the air and chasing the rich Gegelujiu's Lala fat men running around on the beach, and then looked at the traveler who used the power of wind to roll the sea water up to the sky and then "created" a rainbow. He also looked at the short Lala fat cat-like dancer with cat ears and tail surrounding the rich Gegelujiu, and the elf steward with pointed ears and a slender figure...

"Boss, your restaurant is amazing!"

Boss Cheng showed a proud look and asked the captain: "Not bad, right?"

"Yeah, it's great!"

"Since you think it's good, then be happy..."

"Watch out! Water Style: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!"

“Mmmm…”

A water dragon roared up, swallowed up Boss Cheng who was chatting, and then sent him into the sea more than 200 meters away.

Denise, who had just used a powerful ninjutsu, waved at Captain Rogers and shouted excitedly:

"Steve, let's have a water fight!"

The captain turned around to look at Boss Cheng who was struggling in the sea, and then looked at Denise who had just killed him...

You call this a water fight?

Then what about the Hydra we are fighting?

(Author's explanation: The ancient Spartans did not believe in Ares, the god of war, but Apollo, the sun god, Artemis, the moon goddess, and Dionysus, the god of wine.)

0080 The King of King Crabs

If a group of shirtless strong men suddenly appear on a beautiful beach, no matter what they were doing originally, what they are about to do will definitely develop in a strange direction.

Like showing off their muscles or posing together on the beach.

Captain Rogers not only has a nice butt, but also a great body. He wears beach shorts on his lower body, and his upper body shows off his exaggerated pectoral muscles.

Then the captain was targeted by the guards of the wealthy Gegeruju. A group of strong men from the Luga and Ala Mhigo took off their shirts and insisted on competing with the captain to see whose muscles were more beautiful. But Captain Rogers couldn't understand the standard language of Eorzea, so Captain Rogers thought that these guys wanted to have a hot collision between men's flesh.

As a result, what was supposed to be a friendly exchange of Po-style turned into a beach wrestling competition.

Van♂What a hot and spicy game!

Not far from the beach wrestling competition, Xiao Xiangcheng and Paimeng were chasing after the fat lesbians who were about the same height as them. Qianhu was hiding under a parasol, holding a reader and quietly reading an online novel titled "Our East Factory Needs Talents Like You".

Fuso took Yuri to learn dancing with the pretty girls of the cat tribe, while Nagato stayed alone with Ise and actually tried to bury his father alive while he was lying on the beach enjoying the sun.

As for Boss Cheng, he rowed a borrowed boat, carrying Denisa and the traveler to a reef far, far away from the shore. The three of them were far apart, throwing their fishing rods towards the sea, and sitting on the reef quietly waiting.

Oh, that's not quite accurate. It should be that only Boss Cheng was waiting quietly.

Both of them...

"Hey, hey, hey! It's moving! It's moving!"

Denise grabbed the fishing rod and yanked it hard. A sea fish over 60 centimeters long flew out of the sea immediately under the pull of the fishing line, and fell steadily into the traveler's landing net the next moment.

Boss Cheng, who was wearing a green safety helmet, glanced at Denise, then continued to stare at his fishing rod calmly.

"It's just a matter of luck. Fishing requires a calm mind and perseverance."

But ten minutes later...

"Wow, what a great strength!"

The traveler grabbed the fishing rod and started to fight with the big fish in the sea. After a while, the traveler successfully caught the first fish of the day. And it was even bigger than the one that Denise had just caught.

"The heart is like still water, the heart is like still water."

After a while...

"Eh? This is an octopus!"

“Why is this one only over 30 centimeters?”

"Hurry! Sister Denise, this fish is too big, I..."

"Why do turtles bite the hook? This is unscientific. Stupid turtle, don't bite the hook next time. Swim away!"

As the morning was about to pass, the fish caught by Denise and the traveler looked like those caught with a trawl net. But this was the result of the two of them picking and choosing and letting go of small fish and other strange aquatic animals.

Looking at Boss Cheng's side, apart from two "big fish" that are 10 cm long, there are only three dead antler corals.

"A clear mirror is like still water, and it persists. A clear mirror is like still water, and it persists. A clear mirror is like still water, and it persists. Clear..."

"Bullshit! I've had enough!"

Boss Cheng leaped onto another reef about seven or eight meters away. Then he reached into his crotch and pulled out two overload capacitor bombs that he had hidden in there.

Boss Cheng pulled the safety of the capacitor bomb, flicked open the trigger of the bomb, and threw the capacitor bomb into the sea dozens of meters away. Two seconds later, the sea surface was full of lightning, and hundreds of various large and small sea fish floated to the surface with their bellies turned upside down.

Denise was stunned, and the traveler was dumbfounded. They had never thought that Boss Cheng could resort to such a method that was considered despicable by all the fishermen!

Yes, this time Boss Cheng did not fry the fish. Instead, he used electric shock instead, which is even more abominable than frying the fish.

"Hello, hello, 110. I want to report my boss for electrofishing. Oh, I'm not in the service area."

Denise took the phone, took the traveler, took the catch, and rowed the boat to the shore, leaving Boss Cheng squatting on the reef alone, reflecting on his mistakes.

Boss Kecheng doesn't reflect on himself at all.

Boss Cheng's eyes were dull, and he looked through the past and present and understood the world. He looked at the fish on the sea and suddenly felt that fishing was boring, as if all the fishing knowledge he had accumulated before had vanished at this moment.

"I will never go fishing again..."

"Yeah! Electric fishing is still easier."

See! He refuses to repent!

but!

Boss Cheng had no idea that not far from where he had just electrocuted the fish, in the rocky sea off the Blood Shore, there lived a zodiac crab called Death Mask (Dismasca). The overload capacitor that Boss Cheng had just thrown into the sea happened to stimulate this huge zodiac crab.

The people on the beach saw a huge splash of water suddenly rising on the sea surface in the distance. And the huge splash of water was still moving towards the coastline. About half a minute later, a huge crab with a breastplate diameter of more than 5 meters and a height of about 4 meters jumped out of the sea and jumped onto the reef beach on the coastline.

Afterwards, the huge crab rushed towards the people on the Sunshine Coast at a speed faster than Bolt. Even the Black Vortex guards at the White Gull Lighthouse sounded the alarm to remind the travelers near the beach to be careful of the danger.

Captain Rogers, who had just collided with other big men and was still resting, saw the oversized crab rushing towards him. He immediately picked up the Shield of Apollo on the beach and ran towards Nagato and Ise who were still immersed in the parent-child game of "Buried Alive and Buried Alive".

"Duang!"

A sound like a huge bell came from the Shield of Apollo in Captain Rogers' hand.

Fortunately, the captain arrived in time and blocked the zodiac crab's iron claws. Ise was able to drag his sleep-numbed feet and slowly move to a safe area with little Nagato.

“Phew! Although it’s a bit shocking, this shield is really strong.”

The zodiac crab swung its claws again and smashed at the captain. But just as the captain was about to bear the impact, he saw the crab's big claws swing over his head.

The captain squatted down to take a look and found that the two hind legs of the zodiac crab were deeply sunken in the sand, causing the front half of the crab to be raised high.

"Earth Release·Yellow Quannum! Yellow Quannum! Yellow Quannum! Yellow Quannum! Yellow Quannum!"

Denise used five Yellow Spring Swamps in one breath, but there was a hard rock layer under the beach. No matter how many Yellow Spring Swamps Denise used, the depth of the Zodiac Cancer Crab would not sink more than one and a half meters.

At this depth, a 4-meter-tall crab can escape from the quicksand by just lifting its feet. While lifting its feet to escape, the crab fiercely kicked Denise.

Denise escaped from the attack range of the Zodiac Crab in an instant, and fired several earth shurikens in succession. But how could the crab's extremely hard shell be damaged by the earth shurikens?

suddenly!

"Am I in trouble?"

Boss Cheng, who had just swam back, appeared next to the zodiac crab. Looking at this huge creature, Boss Cheng couldn't help but exclaimed: "If we kill this thing, we will definitely be able to dig out several hundred kilograms of crab meat."

Denise, who was not far away, immediately reminded him, "Hey, we're fighting monsters! Get the recipe out of your head first!"

Boss Cheng nodded and asked Captain Rogers on the other side if he could still hold on. After the captain nodded, Boss Cheng asked the captain and Denise to help him hold on for a while.

"One minute, one minute at most!"

After saying that, Boss Cheng ran towards the helicopter.

In fact, as long as you are familiar with the routine of the zodiac crab, it is not difficult to hold it back. But if you want to turn defense into offense, it will be very difficult. With the strength of Captain Rogers, he raised his shield and hit the claws of the zodiac crab, but he could only break off a little residue on the surface of the crab shell.

Such a hard shell even exceeds the strength of most metal products.

"call!"

"Earth Escape·Three Layers of Earth Formation Wall!"

The three thick earth walls collapsed under the bombardment of the crab's claws. However, because the earth walls blocked the crab's sight, Captain Rogers took the opportunity to slide and kill under the crab's belly.

The captain swung his shield and used the edge of the shield to smash the crab's ventral foot and plastron. The crab felt the pain and suddenly fell to the ground. The captain then rolled out from behind the crab.

At this time, Boss Cheng finally came back with his axe.

Boss Cheng swung the Predator Energy Axe and chopped it at the hind leg joint of the Zodiac Cancer. The hard chitinous carapace became as soft as butter under the attack of the Energy Axe.

The next second, Boss Cheng appeared next to the crab's left front leg. Then, with a "swish", the crab's left front leg was separated from its body. The zodiac crab, which only had four legs and two giant claws, fell to the ground after losing its front and back legs.

Although it tried to support its body with its giant claws several times, every time the crab made this move, Boss Cheng would chop off one of its legs first.

Finally, when the zodiac crab had only two huge claws left, Boss Cheng raised the shotgun and pushed the barrel into the zodiac crab's mouth.