"Are you okay?" Rocket asked, "I've never heard of Asgardians catching a cold!"

"Not in the past, but not necessarily now." Loki said with sympathy. As an insider and executor of Hela's plan, he knew very well what Thor was going to do next.

That was extremely difficult, and I couldn't help but mourn for him in my heart for a second.

"Loki!"

"Don't look at me like that. You are sad, but I am not much better than you." Loki said meaningfully.

Thor's anger dissipated a lot in an instant, and he picked up the wine glass and walked towards Ling Ge.

But he turned back after just a few steps, lowered his voice, looked at the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy with a smile on his face, "Today's opportunity is rare, and I don't know when we will get together next time.

I have a little plan that will be unforgettable for everyone. How about we get Ling Ge drunk? ".

1136. Mistakes in intelligence, Thor's drinking habit

"That's not good!" Quill smiled meaningfully, "All of us combined can't drink as much as he does."

“Don’t worry about that, he promised me that he wouldn’t use his ability to sober up.

In a real drinking contest, we may not lose to him."

"This..." Quill was a little moved.

They have known Ling Ge for so many years, but have hardly taken advantage of him, yet they owe him a lot of favors.

The Guardians of the Galaxy are also arrogant, but it seems that none of them is stronger than him. But now Thor has put an opportunity in front of them.

"What do you think?" Quill turned to look at his companions.

"It's just a drinking contest, there's nothing to be afraid of." Rocket patted his chest, looking eager to give it a try.

"That's fine with me." Mantis said with a smile, "It sounds quite interesting."

"Okay, let's go."

Loki looked at this scene and silently gave Thor a thumbs up, but he was complaining in his heart.

This brother has really learned bad things. Originally, only a few of them were unlucky, but they didn't expect that Thor would directly drag a large group of people into the water.

However, he did not remind this group of people that if something happened, these people could help him share some of the firepower.

At this time, Ling Ge was sitting at a table with the Stark family, telling his future daughter-in-law about his glorious past deeds, which made Morgan applaud and cheer continuously.

"Ling Ge." Thor did not show any fear and poured a large glass of wine in front of everyone. "You must have a good drink on this grand occasion today."

Ling Ge looked at Thor deeply and said meaningfully: "I just realized that you may have other purposes today, and you actually brought so many people here.

You...are you trying to get me drunk?"

Thor's heart skipped a beat, and he gave an awkward but polite smile, "How could that be?

You know me, I'm not that kind of person."

"Do you think I believe it?

Thor, your lying skills need to be improved!

But it doesn't matter whether he is that kind of person or not." Ling Ge said as he picked up the wine glass and drank it all under Thor's surprised gaze.

The corners of Thor's mouth twitched, and he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, "How can your alcohol tolerance be...not right!

Be honest, did you use your ability to sober up?

It’s cheating.”

"Don't get me wrong, not liking to drink doesn't mean I can't drink." Ling Ge waved his hand and said, "I didn't drink before just because drinking would cause trouble. Before I have enough self-protection ability, I have to stay sober at all times.

But now it’s different. Even if I’m drunk, no one can hurt me.

Besides, with my current physical condition, I'm afraid it would take five of you to get me drunk."

Saul: ...

When did I become a unit of measurement?

The Guardians of the Galaxy, who were originally full of confidence, wanted to back off after hearing this, as Thor had been on their ship for some time.

They knew very well how much Thor could drink. He could drink a lot. The wine on the boat was not enough for him to drink alone. Even if several of them put together, they could not drink more than him.

But compared to Thor and Lingge, he seems like a younger brother. The Guardians of the Galaxy are also sensible and will not stay here when it is time to retreat.

However, just as Quill took a step back, Thor grabbed him by the neck and said, "Lingge, Quill and the others wanted to congratulate you on having a son and a daughter, so they came over to toast you. I couldn't stop them."

"I..."

"Good brothers like this are rare in the universe!"

"no..."

Thor exerted force on his arms, his eyes full of pleading, "Is that so, Captain Peter Quill?"

He deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "Captain", which greatly satisfied Quill's vanity, because Thor was not very satisfied with Quill as the captain during his time on the Milan, and now the word "Captain" proved that he had surrendered.

Quill raised an eyebrow in satisfaction, "Yes, that's it."

Snapped!

Rocket slapped his forehead, "This is tragic."

"I'm Groot!"

"Our captain is really..." Drax hesitated for a moment, smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"How stupid," added Mantis.

She looked at the huge reserve of alcohol in the corner and shuddered, "I'm a girl, I don't drink."

"Mantis, don't think I haven't seen you drunk." Thor said unhappily. If you want to get off his pirate ship after getting on it, you are dreaming.

"This...does it have to be so heartless?" The mantis put on a weak look.

"Forget it, just have a few drinks."

"Hahaha!" Stark applauded, "Thor, I can see your purpose.

But unfortunately, plans cannot keep up with changes!"

"Tony, you..." Thor turned his head in grief and anger. Just as he was about to curse, he saw Stark holding a wine glass in his hand. His eyes lit up instantly, "On this memorable day, shouldn't you toast Ling Ge with a few glasses?

We all drank, how can you not drink?"

Stark: ...

What the hell!

"Thor, you are such a jerk." Stark curled his lips, "I did it, you guys can do whatever you want."

Stark picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp, imitating Ling Ge's actions just now.

"belch!

This is a really good wine, strong.

Better than any wine I’ve ever had.”

"The drink you're drinking is made on a planet outside the Milky Way that got rich from brewing wine.

It’s the best kind, and the most expensive kind, and…”

"Then it seems that my vision is still very good."

"I haven't finished yet. This is the one with the strongest aftereffect. If you drink this much at once, something bad might happen." Ling Ge looked at him with amusement. "It's almost time."

"What do you mean?"

boom!

As soon as Stark finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and slumped over the table.

"That's what I mean."

"Is he okay?" Potts frowned.

"Of course it's okay, but I guess I'll have to sleep until tomorrow." Ling Ge shook his head speechlessly, then opened a dimensional wall and pushed it towards Stark.

“I sent him back to Stark Tower. If you are worried, you can go back and take care of him.

But...little Morgan should stay a little longer. I think she's having a lot of fun.

I promise to take good care of it and send it back to you tomorrow."

"That's not necessary. I'd better stay a little longer!" Potts pulled his daughter away a little. "Even if I have to go back, I can't forget my daughter."

She herself didn't mind arranging a marriage for her daughter, but she was worried about leaving Morgan alone with Lingge.

The child is still young. What if he learns bad things?

"Okay!" Ling Ge shrugged, then looked at Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy, "Aren't we going to have a drinking contest? Who goes first?"

"he!"

The Guardians of the Galaxy were surprisingly unanimous in their opinions at this moment, and all pointed their finger at Thor.

Thor knew he couldn't avoid it, so he took a deep breath and said something that even made him feel embarrassed, "Which kind of wine has the lowest alcohol content?"

"Forehead...

Saul, you have changed."

"I'm not scared. I'm asking on behalf of Mantis Sister."

"I believe it." Ling Ge nodded, walked to the wall and brought a few boxes, "This is it, the one with the lowest degree.

This is a local specialty of the Earth, prepared just in case you might not be used to it, and it can be bought at any convenience store.

There is only so much, otherwise others will have nothing, so drink sparingly."

"That's it."

"as long as you are happy."

As soon as he finished speaking, Thor planned to shamelessly take one of the boxes for himself.

He had drunk this kind of wine before, and with his alcohol tolerance, he could drink it all the time without getting drunk.

However, before he could do anything, several vines pulled them away.

Each of the Guardians of the Galaxy held a box, leaving none for him.

"you..."

“Sorry, that’s all I have.

We ordinary people are suitable for drinking low-alcohol drinks, so you guys should enjoy the strong drinks!" Rocket spread his hands, looking like you're on your own.

Thor smiled awkwardly, "Are there any other low-alcohol drinks?"

"No, the remaining ones are only slightly worse than the one Stark drank."

"call!"

Thor picked up a bottle of wine and opened the cap with his Storm Axe. His favorite thing in the past now seemed as heavy as a mountain.

But when he thought of Hela's Night Sky Sword on his neck, his courage instantly rose again.

"Come on, cheers..."

...

A few hours later.

Most of the guests had left, and the rest were watching the "battle" at the table with great interest.

All the Guardians of the Galaxy were drunk, but Thor was still holding on. However, his face was flushed, he was in a daze, and he reeked of alcohol. He swayed from side to side and could fall down at any time.

But every time he couldn't hold on any longer, Hela in the crowd would give him a threatening look, forcing him to keep going.

"That's almost it, bro.

You have already proved your drinking ability with your actual actions." Ling Ge said, shaking his head, trying to sober himself up a little.

He was not feeling well either. He was dizzy and his head was heavy from the round-the-clock fighting of a group of people, but his dignity as the host did not allow him to fall down first, so he persisted until now.

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