Masked Rider from Marvel World

1137. After vomiting several times, Thor finally fell down

"Drink, keep going...I can still drink." Thor said drunkenly.

"You're drunk, Thor." Coulson said with a frown. It was the first time he saw Thor so drunk.

Looking at the Guardians of the Galaxy lying on the ground, he had a clear understanding of Ling Ge's alcohol tolerance.

"No, you're drunk!" Thor swayed and almost fell to the ground, "I, the dignified Prince of Asgard, Thor Odinson, was knocked down at the table.

If this gets out, how can I survive?"

"Don't worry about that." Coulson pointed at Peter Quill and his team members on the ground, "At least you are much better than them.

Besides, it’s not that you can’t drink, it’s that Ling Ge can drink too much.

It doesn't seem shameful to lose to him."

"It seems...that's right!" Thor's eyes suddenly widened, and the breath he had been holding in his heart suddenly relaxed.

呕

An indescribable stench erupted, and Coulson looked at his clothes that were covered with vomit. He was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

"I bought this suit a planet ago. It cost me half a month's salary." The good man got angry, which was unusual for him. "You have to compensate me."

"I, uh...I have no money." Thor said awkwardly, but considering his drunken state, it seemed more like he was refusing to pay his debt.

"I do not care."

"Okay, it's no big deal!" Ling Ge snapped his fingers in a daze.

Coulson's clothes instantly became as clean as new, and the pool of vomit on the ground turned into black particles and disappeared.

"Even so, I still feel a little awkward wearing this outfit." Coulson said with a strange expression.

"Why are there so many things to do?" Ling Ge directly opened a small portal and took out a gold brick from the Palace of the Realm of Time. "Is it enough?"

"Fuck! When did you become so generous?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ling Ge waved his hand, "I'm never stingy, is that enough?"

"Enough, enough." Coulson was overjoyed. With this brick, he could struggle less for more than ten years.

However, before he could get the gold brick, a strong wind blew on his face.

In the blink of an eye, Pietro appeared in front of him, holding the golden head in his hand and playing with it.

"That's not good!" Coulson said unhappily, "Your brother-in-law said it was for me."

"Hey! I'm helping you!

Do you think my brother-in-law is in normal condition now?

When he wakes up and remembers that he casually gave nearly a million to someone else, what do you think he will do? "

Gulu!

Coulson swallowed his saliva. "He will shamelessly come to my base to ask me for money. Maybe he will turn the tables and squeeze some money out of a poor man like me."

"Smart man." Pietro gave a thumbs up.

"But this is just a possibility. It's heartbreaking to watch a large amount of wealth slip away from your hands."

Pietro sighed and took out a hundred-dollar bill from his wallet. "Don't say that I don't take care of you. This is compensation for you."

Coulson: ...

Did you forget to add four zeros after the hundred?

But Coulson did not refuse the money. At least it was enough for him to send his clothes to the dry cleaners for cleaning a few times, and have a cup of coffee and a pedicure.

"Forget it, let's get drunk!" Coulson sighed, "At least lying on the table is better than fighting."

"I'm not drunk!" Thor said loudly.

Ling Ge curled his lips and said, "He is drunk, but I am not."

Pietro didn't believe a word of it. If his brother-in-law wasn't drunk, there was no way he would be so generous.

It couldn't have been so smooth when I was moving the brick just now. It is normal to be hit on the head by the brick.

"I'm not drunk!" Thor stood up stubbornly, "I have to...

vomit..."

Before Thor could finish his words, Loki covered his mouth and vomited all over him again before he could catch his breath.

"Ah..." Loki grabbed Thor's collar and said, "Thor, this piece of clothing of mine is the best of the best. You must compensate me."

"Don't you know magic?

Isn't it easy for you to do laundry?"

"This is different.

I don’t want to wear clothes you vomited on.”

"Yes, that's right." Coulson nodded in agreement.

"Ahem! Let's drag him away first!" Ling Ge said helplessly, "If this continues, even the Asgardians will probably have gastric bleeding."

"No! I can still drink."

"Come on! Thor, we all see your efforts.

Although it is indeed unpleasant that you vomited all over me, today I give you a big "admiration".

You are too cruel, too hard on yourself. Most people are not as cruel as you."

Saul: ...

Is that what I thought?

If you were stared at by someone with a deadly and threatening look all the time, your desire to survive would probably be stronger than mine.

Just as Thor was thinking this, he suddenly realized that the feeling that made his hair stand on end disappeared.

At first he thought he had made a mistake and inadvertently glanced in Hela's direction.

I saw this sister shaking her head and nodding, making it hard to understand what she meant.

Is it possible or not?

"That's almost it."

A familiar voice suddenly sounded in his ears, and his mother appeared behind Hela.

Thor understood immediately that it was not his sister who was merciful, but his mother felt sorry for him and did not want him to continue fighting.

After figuring this out, Thor suddenly stood up and let himself go completely.

vomit...

This time he couldn't hold it in and vomited all over the floor again, causing the people around him to twitch their eyes.

This scene is a bit eye-catching!

"Um..." Strange suddenly said, "King, the temple still needs someone to maintain it, and I also have to do some ideological work on that fat guy."

"That's right, Stephen.

It's time for us to go too." Wang said, then he opened a portal and walked in with dignity.

Strange shrugged and didn't intend to stay any longer.

His harvest today was huge. Not only did he get the Eye of Agamotto back, but he also found an almost 'perfect' successor.

It's almost dark now, and I have given Ling Ge enough face. It's time to retire.

"By the way, before I go, I'll give you a little advice.

You all saw what happened to Thor! The longer you stay, the more likely you are to end up like him."

With that, Strange walked into the portal.

"Agent Hill, it's time for us to go too," said Nick Fury.

“But Fury, we have to get back to the space base.

If Ling Ge didn't help, we wouldn't be able to go back."

"How can he help in his current state?" Nick Fury said speechlessly, "Tomorrow! Wait until he sobers up.

Let's go back to SHIELD and rest first! We can remotely control and command the space base."

"Sir, I'll take you back." Coulson said hurriedly, "You and Hill came here through the portal, so you probably didn't prepare any transportation!"

"Phil, you are still reliable at critical moments!" Hill said happily.

"Which car?" Nick Fury asked.

Coulson smiled awkwardly. He knew what his superior meant. It didn't matter whether the car was worthy of his status or not; what mattered was safety.

After all, it's not like Nick Fury hasn't been stabbed on the street before.

“I bought it myself, it’s not a bus.

But it’s fully functional, and the glass is bulletproof.”

“Not bad!

But we can’t be so picky at this time, let’s go back first.”

"Yes, sir."

After the two groups of people left, the others could no longer sit still and got up and left one after another.

After all, Strange's advice was still ringing in their ears! They didn't want to stay and drink without knowing what was going on.

Thor is an Asgardian and has good physique so he can handle it, but most of them are ordinary people, so forget about gastric bleeding and the like.

Ten minutes later, except for a few people from Odin's family, only the Guardians of the Galaxy were left lying on the ground.

After Thor was drunk, Ling Ge changed his opponent, "Loki."

Loki is not a good drinker, and he would not drink if he could avoid it.

But Ling Ge was still sober now. He didn't dare to make any movements. If he used spells to sober up, he would be pinned to the ground and beaten in minutes. He could only rely on the frost giant's physique to fight him.

"Wanda, let's go too!" Frigga said, "Take the two children with me to Asgard and take a walk with me."

"Ah! But Ling Ge is still here!"

Frigga smiled softly, "You don't know him yet. If he wants to recover, he can do so at any time.

But he has come this far and is too depressed, so getting drunk is good for him."

“I also know that what you said makes sense, otherwise I would have stopped him a long time ago.

But I always feel that this is not appropriate.”

“What’s inappropriate about this, this is your home.

Just let him find a place to rest later."

"That's what I said, but I still feel like something is weird, something is not right."

“I know you’re worried, but Pietro and the others are still here!

Thor was drunk, but they were not, so it was not a problem to take care of one person.

You also know Ling Ge's current abilities. No one in the multiverse can do anything to him.

Besides, your man wouldn't want you to see this side of him. Ling Shi and Ling Fen are still young, but their minds are more mature than their peers, and you can't let them see their father's embarrassing appearance when he's drunk."

Wanda hesitated for a while, looked at her two children, and finally nodded in agreement.

1138. Keep breaking through the limits. Come, I'll fill you up.

As a beam of rainbow light fell into Ling Ge's courtyard, Hela's mouth couldn't help but slightly rise, but the next moment she quickly restrained this trace of joy.

The plan has not yet succeeded! At this time, she must be calm, cool and composed.

But seeing the biggest stumbling block in her plan gone, she couldn't help but feel excited.

With Wanda's departure, her plan was half successful. All she had to do next was let Ling Ge drink the Hades water that she had specially refined, and she would be half successful.