Genshin Impact, there is something wrong with my life simulation system

A flame of rage instantly ignited in her heart. Kujo Tsumugi reacted immediately and grabbed Diona's neck and lifted her up high, then smashed her body against the big tree next to her.

Even though Diona owned the Eye of God, she was in so much pain that she couldn't even straighten her back.

Unlike the previous accidental situation when Noelle bumped into Tsumugi Kujo, this time Tsumugi Kujo really used her strength, and her behavior was enough to be called an "attack."

If it weren't for the remaining rationality of Kujo Tsumugi telling her that Diona was the descendant of Ketzlein, she would have drawn her sword instead of taking action.

"Kateslain, it seems that I was a little too lenient with you in the past, which gave you the illusion that we were equals."

Dionna Katzlein, this is Dionna's full name, the first name is the first name and the second name is the last name.

In Inazuma, only close people can address each other by their names. Although it seems very inappropriate to apply this rule to Mondstadt, the change in how Kujo Tsumugi addressed Diona also shows that she was really angry this time.

Even angrier than when he had just had the argument with Paimon.

Eula beats Kujo Tsumugi, but Kujo Tsumugi has no complaints about it. As early as when she asked Eula to be her sister, Kujo Tsumugi had already decided to accept everything about Eula. What's more, the two of them had physical contact afterwards, so Kujo Tsumugi's tolerance for Eula naturally went to a higher level.

As for Diona, to be honest, Tsumugi Kujo has no feelings for her at all. If it weren't for her last name "Katesline", which made Tsumugi Kujo feel a little familiar, influenced by the memories of the Sims, she wouldn't bother to even look at her.

"Pooh!"

Tsumugi Kujo spat at Diona and left with a disgusted expression.

Kujo Tsumugi has a clear self-awareness of himself: he is a bastard with a twisted personality, a villain who will never let go of any flaws, a scumbag who has no bottom line in doing things, and an arrogant aristocrat who looks down on everyone.

But this is not a reason for others to do whatever they want to you.

It would be fine if it was just a joke, but Diona's behavior had exceeded the limit of Tsumugi Kujo's tolerance. Her slap in the face also woke Tsumugi Kujo up.

I must never be affected by the Sims' memories again.

Thinking about how he had kidnapped Heta just to get a vice-captain's retirement allowance for Diona, Kujo Tsumugi now wanted to go back in time and slap himself.

My purpose of coming to Mondstadt is to make money, money, and more money! Kujo Tsumugi, Kujo Tsumugi, what the hell are you doing? Wasting time on a useless person like Diona.

Tsumugi Kujo patted her cheeks to keep herself awake, then left again the same way she came.

Chapter 201 Barbara's Love?

Surprisingly, there is nothing to do...

Walking in the lively wine festival celebration, Kujo Tsumugi felt a sense of loneliness at this time.

Her original plan was to take Diona to the Wine Festival, and then use words like "You see, good wine can also bring joy to people" to persuade Diona to let go of her hatred for wine. However, her own impulse made Kujo Tsumugi no longer need to consider this matter.

Well... let's go treat the injuries first.

Tsumugi Kujo looked down at the purple kimono on her body. People on the street would probably never have imagined that hidden under this gorgeous and exquisite kimono was a body covered in scars and bruises.

Fortunately, Eula did not hit Kujo Tsumugi in the face yesterday, otherwise these injuries would not be able to be concealed.

Speaking of healing injuries, Tsumugi Kujo only knows one guy who has the ability to heal other people's injuries.

Tsumugi Kujo thought of the beautiful girl.

……

"So, this is why you came to see me?"

In the Cathedral of West Wind in Mondstadt, Barbara looked at Tsumugi Kujo with an unhappy look on her face as he interrupted her prayer with a flattering smile on his face.

"You are the only one I know who possesses the water element. Please help me, little Barbara."

In the real world, every owner of the Water God's Eye in the continent of Teyvat can condense water with healing effects, but the Ice God's Eye has no healing effect, which is different from the game.

Although there is a person who possesses the Water God's Eye who is good at healing among the hunters in Mond, Kujo Tsumugi does not want them to know about his injuries, so he can only come to Barbara, the only person he knows.

"You... forget it, where are you injured? I'll help you heal it."

Barbara didn't have a good impression of Kujo Tsumugi, so she was a little annoyed that Kujo Tsumugi called her "Little Barbara" in an intimate way. However, she was a kind person after all, and thought that the focus should be on treatment now, so she didn't care too much about it.

"Almost every part of my body was injured except my face."

"Come with me."

Barbara took Tsumugi Kujo into an empty room and asked her to take off her clothes so that she could check her injuries.

"Little Barbara is such a bitch, actually asking me to take off my clothes in this sacred cathedral."

Tsumugi Kujo teased Barbara with her mouth, then took off her clothes honestly, her kimono slipped to the ground, revealing her white body.

"You...were you subjected to domestic violence?"

When Barbara saw the bruises on Tsumugi Kujo's body, the first thing she thought of was domestic violence.

Being beaten up by a drunken husband and then dragging her exhausted body to West Wind Cathedral alone to seek treatment from a priest... Although it is not common, it is not the first time that Barbara has encountered such a thing.

The injuries on Kujo Tsumugi's body look like those caused by domestic violence, but she is a married woman and the owner of the Eye of God. Which man dares to treat her like this?

Barbara had doubts in her mind.

"Domestic violence... I guess so."

Although she is not her biological daughter, Eula is still her sister, so it seems reasonable to say that it is domestic violence.

Hearing this, Barbara suppressed her curiosity and began to concentrate on treating Kujo Tsumugi's injuries.

It is difficult for a judge to settle family disputes. This matter is obviously beyond the authority of Barbara, a priest. She can't beat up the domestic violence scumbag, nor can she persuade the victim to continue to endure such a life, let alone persuade the victim to divorce the abuser... After all, Barbara is a priest. It is somewhat of a human comedy for a priest who presides over a wedding to persuade people to divorce.

So the smart Barbara immediately shut up and stopped asking any more questions.

A ball of water with healing effects condensed in her palm, and Barbara's palm gently moved over Kujo Tsumugi's body.

The feeling of being healed was very comfortable, just like taking a hot spring bath. Seeing Barbara treating him seriously and carefully, Kujo Tsumugi had the idea of ​​teasing her and deliberately said something that would be misunderstood.

"That's right, Barbara, a little further down... right there! Barbara's treatment is very comfortable..."

Barbara's cheeks quickly flushed as she listened to what Tsumugi Kujo said. If it weren't for her strong professional ethics, Barbara would have probably just quit.

Tsumugi Kujo didn't know why, but when she met innocent girls/loli like Barbara or Diona, she couldn't help teasing them. She felt a sense of accomplishment when she saw them jumping up and down in frustration.

It's just like how boys in elementary school always play tricks on the girls they like.

It’s just that Kujo Tsumugi’s “teasing” is much more excessive than that of elementary school boys.

Although the injuries on Kujo Tsumugi's body seemed serious, in fact, these injuries were not even minor injuries. If the area covered by these injuries was ignored, the severity of Kujo Tsumugi's injuries was no more serious than the wounds caused by a person who fell while running. Therefore, within a few minutes, the bruises and scars that looked scary before disappeared, and the skin's original whiteness was restored.

"The only thing left is the injuries here."

Jiu Tiao held onto the wall of the cathedral with both hands and raised her small buttocks which were free of any excess fat.

"Are you sexually harassing me?"

Veins appeared on Barbara's forehead, and she was resentful of the guy who beat up Kujo Tsumugi for not using more strength and beating her to death directly.

……

"Ah!"

Eula, who was patrolling the outskirts of the Whispering Forest and exterminating the Hilichurls, suddenly sneezed.

Oh no, I played games with Tsumugi Kujo for too long yesterday and caught a cold.

It's a good opportunity to collect some herbs that can treat colds while on patrol.

……

"No, this is really a very important matter." Inside the West Wind Cathedral, Tsumugi Kujo put away the idea of ​​teasing Barbara and spoke with a serious face.

The Wine Festival lasts for three days. She spends the first day with Eula, has nothing to do on the second day, and knows without a doubt that on the third day, Sandone and Rosalia will definitely use the last day to put down their work and have fun with her wholeheartedly.

Tsumugi Kujo was the one being played with.

Yesterday, Eula's actions were too rough, causing Tsumugi Kujo to suffer not only external injuries, but also considerable "internal injuries". If Tsumugi Kujo cannot heal her internal injuries before Rosalia and Sandone find her, she might be in so much pain while playing the game.

So this is a very, very serious matter for Kujo Tsumugi.

Not to mention a matter of life and death, but at least it concerns whether one will be happy in the next two days.

"Okay, okay."

Kujo Tsumugi's serious yet tragic expression stunned Barbara for a moment, making her agree subconsciously.

Barbara actually noticed that Kujo Tsumugi's area was severely red and swollen, but she didn't want to... or she didn't dare to treat that area, because she was not yet proficient in controlling the water element, so she could only cover her palm with the healing water ball and then treat the patient.

In other words, Barbara can only heal the parts that her hands touch. If she wants to heal Kujo Tsumugi's internal injuries, then Barbara will have to use her hands... ahem, you know.

"It's okay, we are all girls, yeah, it's okay!"

After convincing herself with this reason, Barbara began treatment for her internal injuries.

Girl in treatment?????

"Full resurrection!"

Tsumugi Kujo was very proud to put on the kimono again. This feeling of rebirth always makes people intoxicated.

Behind Tsumugi Kujo, Barbara's cheeks were redder than the sunset clouds, very much like the "steam princesses" that Tsumugi Kujo saw in the anime in her previous life, the kind that was only one step away from fainting from shame.

I don’t know if Barbara’s body temperature is high enough to boil water.

Come to think of it, why was Barbara so shy? It was me who was being fucked...

Tsumugi Kujo felt like there was something wrong between her and Barbara.

I, who was passive just now, now look refreshed after putting on my kimono, while Barbara's cheeks are blushing like a young wife. If you don't know, you might think that I have just done something to Barbara.

But Barbara looks pretty cute.

After his injuries were healed, Tsumugi Kujo's desire to tease Barbara began to arise again.

"Thank you so much for your treatment, Miss Barbara."

Tsumugi Kujo held Barbara's right hand and gave the back of her hand a light kiss.

A very perfect and standard hand kiss, even the most demanding nobles could not find any fault with it.

If Tsumugi Kujo had not kissed the hand that Barbara had just used to treat her, perhaps Barbara would not have thought too much about it.

Tsumugi Kujo could see elemental reactions like "evaporate" and "evaporate" appearing above Barbara's head. But, would Barbara be killed by the elemental reaction?

For the sake of Barbara's life, Kujo Tsumugi planned to leave immediately, but just as she was about to leave, Barbara took the initiative to hold her hand.

"Um..." Barbara's attitude was awkward, and she looked like she was in love. Even a blind person could see that this was a sign of a girl falling in love.

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot."

Tsumugi Kujo slapped his forehead and immediately closed the distance between him and Barbara. Both of them could clearly feel the breath of the other carrying the other's heat.

Tsumugi Kujo took out a purse from the God's Eye space and handed it to Barbara.

"This is the cost of this treatment. I will send you a banner later."

Tsumugi Kujo's words were like a bucket of cold water poured on Barbara's head, instantly sobering her up.

Looking at the bag full of Mora in her hand, Barbara just felt that it was an insult from Kujo Tsumugi to her.

"You...do you think I'm that kind of woman!"

During the treatment just now, the two were influenced by the atmosphere and did some things...behaviors beyond the scope of "treatment". Of course, Kujo Tsumugi did nothing, it was mainly Barbara who did it.

Although it was a momentary impulse, the innocent and simple Barbara seemed to think that she needed to be responsible for Kujo Tsumugi, so she looked like a girl in love just now.

Just now, Barbara had already begun to imagine that after her secret relationship with Kujo Tsumugi was exposed, the two of them would elope to the countryside to live a simple and happy life.

I have to say, girls in love have really big imaginations.

And the bag of Mora from Tsumugi Kujo was like the slap that Diona gave her, making Barbara feel insulted.

This is West Wind Cathedral, not a lewd place!

Who do you take me for!

Barbara felt an unprecedented sense of grievance swirling in her eyes. She lowered her head slightly to block Kujo Tsumugi's gaze at her, but her shoulders still couldn't help shaking.

Barbara pointed her delicate finger at the door of West Wind Cathedral: "Get out of here! I don't want to see you again!"

"Tsk, just go away, am I afraid of you?"

Barbara, who exuded an ominous aura, made Kujo Tsumugi feel uneasy, but he still had to pretend to be tough by saying something, even though he had lost the battle.

Before leaving the Cathedral of West Wind, Tsumugi Kujo did not forget to spit at the Fatui who stayed in the cathedral every day and gave them the middle finger.