Genshin Impact, there is something wrong with my life simulation system

After leaving the West Wind Cathedral, Tsumugi Kujo adjusted her kimono, and after making sure there was nothing wrong, she walked towards the Deer Hunter Restaurant.

Tsumugi Kujo didn't have any opinion about Barbara.

The innocent girl's thoughts are almost written on her face, and Kujo Tsumugi can see through her thoughts at a glance. After all, if the memories of the Sims are counted, Kujo Tsumugi has lived for hundreds of years, so she has some good eyesight.

However, unlike Barbara, Tsumugi Kujo does not want, nor does she need Barbara to be responsible for her.

It is extremely foolish to give yourself to someone easily because of a momentary passion. The result will be like Jean's mother Frederica and Barbara's father Simon - after getting married, they found that their values ​​were incompatible and finally had to divorce.

If it was the previous Tsumugi Kujo, she might have acquiesced to Barbara's inexplicable feelings for her and tried to get along with her for a while, but the Diona incident just happened, and now Tsumugi Kujo has completely lost her trust in the plot characters that have appeared in these games, so she didn't hesitate and cut ties with Barbara at the speed of light. This is good for both of them.

Tsumugi Kujo soon forgot about Barbara's matter. After solving the lunch problem at the Deer Hunter Restaurant, Tsumugi Kujo, who had nothing to do, planned to go to the Adventurer's Association in Mond to take a look.

In the game, Miss Catherine of Mond stands in front of the counter on the street every day, and does not show the inside of the Adventurer's Association. Kujo Tsumugi is very curious about this, but she has been very busy since she came to Mond, and this is not an important matter, so Kujo Tsumugi always forgets about it.

Not long after walking, Kujo Tsumugi saw Catherine standing in front of the counter, the same way she had been standing for decades.

"Towards the stars..."

"Receive daily commission rewards!"

"Welcome to……"

"Exploration dispatch!"

Catherine: "..."

You think you're funny?

Although Miss Catherine still had a smile on her face, an inexplicable sense of oppression began to emanate from her surroundings.

Tsumugi Kujo guessed that Catherine must be angry, so he immediately admitted his mistake: "Sorry, my DNA just moved. Let's start a serious chat."

Chapter 202 Catherine's cooking skills

Facing such a special visitor as Kujo Tsumugi, Catherine did not dare to be negligent in the slightest. After greeting her at the front desk at the door, Catherine invited Kujo Tsumugi to a private room on the second floor of the Adventurer's Association for a private meeting.

"Lord Tsumugi, what can I do for you?" Catherine poured a cup of tea for Tsumugi Kujo, then stood beside her and bowed respectfully to ask. Her attitude was even more sincere than that of Tsumugi Kujo's personal maid Noelle.

"Nothing, I just came here to take a look because I was bored..."

"Idle...bored? I get it."

Catherine began to undress.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?!"

Even though Tsumugi Kujo was an experienced driver, she couldn't help but scream when she saw Catherine's behavior.

"Master Sandone once ordered me to serve you as a qualified tool when she is not around. You just said that you are bored, and I think this kind of thing can solve your boredom dilemma."

Catherine had a smile on her face and didn't think it was a big deal.

Sandone often used Catherine's body to go to Tsumugi Kujo's bed for deep comfort. Catherine knew this, so she did not hesitate or feel shy when taking off her clothes. They were already an "old couple", so why would they care about such things?

"Don't you want to?"

Catherine tilted her head and asked with some confusion.

When Tsumugi Kujo saw Catherine's figure, she didn't have the hot bodies with big breasts and slender waists like Eula and Rosalia, nor did she have the tasteless girl figure like Barbara. She was just the size and figure of an ordinary normal person, but Tsumugi Kujo was shamefully moved.

I'm a bit tired of eating big fish and meat every day, it seems that eating some ordinary home-cooked meals is not bad.

Tsumugi Kujo thought for a while, then raised his head slightly and said to Catherine in a commanding tone: "Catherine, serve the food!"

"Yes."

As an automatic doll that has lived for hundreds of years, although Catherine has never studied cooking before, the adventurers in the association often brag about some cooking skills after drinking too much. Catherine has learned some cooking skills through hearing and watching. Now is the time to officially start cooking.

"Hiss... Catherine, your cooking is so delicious!"

As soon as Kujo Tsumugi took a bite of the dish, she cried out that she couldn't stand it. Such a wonderful taste must be better than what its owner, Sandone, is better at cooking.

Speaking of Sandone, Kujo Tsumugi also had some resentment towards him in his heart.

Sandone believes that as a tool, she must "serve" her master, so she is the one who cooks every time. However, because Sandone's emotions are easily overexcited, she always stir-fries over high heat.

Although Tsumugi Kujo also likes the dishes made in this way, but... but! Sandone doesn't like to add seasoning when cooking!

Like black silk, or black silk, and there is also "seasoning" called black silk. Tsumugi Kujo wanted to add these seasonings to add some new flavors to the dishes several times, but these seasonings were torn into pieces by Sandoni.

As a fundamentalist chef, Sandoni said that these seasonings are just hindrances, and a real chef can make top-notch dishes even without seasonings.

"By the way, Catherine, is there any good job in the association that is low-paying and close to Mond?"

While tasting the delicacies made by Catherine, Tsumugi Kujo asked, because she was a little bored, so she wanted to take a commission for fun.

"Well... there are a lot."

Catherine was cooking while reminiscing. Some time ago, the Knights of Favonius had been clearing out the Hilichurls in the Whispering Forest area. Now that it was the rare Wine Festival, Captain Jean felt embarrassed to continue squeezing the surplus labor value of the Knights of Favonius, so she gave most of the knights a holiday. The vacant positions could only be filled temporarily by adventurers.

In order to attract adventurers to accept these commissions, the rewards for commissions during the Wine Festival are also very high, so there are quite a few commissions that meet Kujo Tsumugi's requirements.

"Then I'll choose the one with the highest pay." Kujo Tsumugi said nonchalantly.

"Well, I remember the highest-paying commission was the patrol mission outside the Whispering Forest. Because the patrol route was often frequented by Hillikers, the mission reward was quite... high."

"Well, hurry up and cook. I will go on a mission after I finish eating." Tsumugi Kujo supported Catherine's head and asked her to fulfill her duties as a chef.

"Yes."

……

After eating Catherine's extremely delicious home-cooked meals at the Adventurer's Guild, Kujo Tsumugi accepted the commission and went to the Whispering Forest to do the task in a refreshed state.

Thanks to the opening of the Tevarin flight, the travel time from Mondstadt to the Whispering Forest has been reduced from several hours to less than twenty minutes. Even ordinary people can experience the feeling of flying after purchasing a "Dragon Ticket" and then go shopping in the Whispering Forest.

On Tevarin's back, Kujo Tsumugi also noticed an interesting point. Most Mond people had no ill will towards Tevarin, so there were even some brave people who would take the initiative to communicate with Tevarin, and Tevarin, who had no airs, seemed happy to chat with these people.

Because of Tevarin's long life, he had seen many stories in the past, and any of them he told would make the people of Mondstadt listen with great interest. Some people even paid to fly back and forth between Mondstadt and the Whispering Woods just to hear more stories.

Maybe having a storyteller here would be surprisingly effective?

This idea came to Kujo Tsumugi's mind.

Halfway through the journey, having arrived at the area he was supposed to patrol, Tsumugi Kujo jumped off Tevarin's back amid the obstruction and screams of a group of Mondstadt people, then silently gave them the middle finger amid their panicked shouts, and finally spread his wings and glided to the ground in front of their stunned eyes.

Although Kujo Tsumugi really wanted to patrol by flying in the sky to avoid the pain of walking in the woods, this was the Whispering Forest area, and the low bushes and lush leaves would almost completely cover the ground, making Kujo Tsumugi's idea go down the drain.

As a result, after walking in this area for more than half an hour, Kujo Tsumugi became too lazy to continue walking. Walking in a forest without paths was a very painful experience, so Kujo Tsumugi quickly decided to give up. She flew to a branch and wrapped her body with her wings to block the sunlight from the sky. In this way, a simple resting place was completed.

Tsumugi Kujo was not worried about the failure of her mission. Catherine had told her before she came that there was another person patrolling the area besides her, so Tsumugi Kujo decided to leave all the work to the other person. She only needed to sleep until the evening and then return to Mondstadt to get the money.

With such a beautiful thought, Kujo Tsumugi soon fell into a deep sleep on the branch...

Chapter 203 Convicting Princess Fischer

In the outer area of ​​Whispering Forest, a group of more than twenty Hillichul people are migrating.

This forest is no longer safe, very strong humans are entering in large numbers, and it is no longer suitable for the Hillock people to survive - their tribe received such information from their fellow Hillock people who were defeated and fled.

After careful consideration by the old Qiuqiu Shaman, the small Qiuqiu tribe decided to abandon their camp and begin to migrate.

Although abandoning the camp and heading for unknown territory seemed like an act of suicide, the knowledgeable old hillock shaman believed that humans were more terrifying than other monsters, so he persuaded the other hillocks of the tribe to go with him.

However, the brains of these poor Hillilks were obviously not enough. They wandered around in the forest and eventually lost their way. Not only did they not leave the Whispering Forest, but they walked towards the center of the Whispering Forest.

While they were walking, an arrow instantly pierced through the head of the hillbilly who was leading the way, killing him instantly.

Before the other Hilichurls could react, within a few seconds, another arrow flew out from another direction and killed the second Hilichurl.

"YA?!"

"YE IKA!"

The entire Hilichurls tribe was thrown into chaos. They wanted to find the attacker's location, but this cunning attacker changed his location every time he shot an arrow. Even the Hilichurls holding wooden shields didn't know which direction to defend, and they were killed one by one by the arrows that appeared out of nowhere.

Finally, the old Hilichurl Shaman could no longer sit still, so he gathered the Hilichurls together and summoned tall thorns around them to surround them. Although they were trapped there, the arrows of the cunning attacker would be blocked by the thorns on all sides, which at least temporarily stabilized the morale of the army.

However, before the old Hillick Shaman had time to rejoice, the next moment, he saw a purple Night Crow emitting a strong thunder element swooping down from the sky. Those Hillick people who approached the Night Crow were hit by lightning strikes from the sky, and their bodies turned into black charcoal and fell to the ground, with no telling whether they were alive or dead.

Just as Night Crow was about to touch the old Hill Crow Shaman, Night Crow's figure flashed and turned into a human girl with a short bow, long golden hair and a black eye mask.

"My name is Fischl, and I am the Princess of Judgment! Filthy and lowly Hillbillies, I will mercifully grant you a painless death!"

The next moment, a purple flash of light burst out from the girl's body, ending everything...

Without the grass elemental supply from the old Hilichook Shaman, the tall thorns around them gradually disappeared, revealing the figure of Fischl, who was covering her eye patch with one hand and had a full-blown Chuunibyou. Behind her, Fischl's loyal guard Oz was collecting spoils from the Hilichook's corpse.

Some wealthy people would buy some Hilichurl masks as decorations out of boredom, and the white fluff around the Hilichurl masks could be used to make pillows, quilts and other items, so some people would pay to buy them. Although the money was not much, Fischl, who was in urgent need of money, could no longer care about these.

After collecting the spoils, Fischl asked Oz to look for other hillbillies around, while she began patrolling according to her own established route.

"Please forgive my transgression, young lady, but are you really not going to celebrate the festival with the Emperor and Queen of the Dark Night?"

Although Fischl and Oz are not together, they can still chat through telepathy. Fischl can even use this unique sense to observe everything that Oz observes, and can instantly reach Oz's location. This is why she can become a senior investigator of the Adventurers' Association.

"Of course, my followers." Princess Fischl replied proudly, "I am a visitor from another world. How could I possibly celebrate the festivals of this world?"

Upon hearing this, Oz shook his head and didn't say much. He couldn't help but recall an incident that happened not long ago.

Fischl's friend Mona was tricked into joining the Knights of Favonius and was forced to work there for at least three years. After realizing that she had been tricked, Mona wanted to quit the Knights of Favonius, but she could not afford the sky-high penalty.

Fischl, who values ​​her friends, certainly couldn't bear to see Mona working in the Knights under humiliation, so she took the initiative to collect money for bail... Oh, no, it should be liquidated damages.

Of course, Fischl, the awkward one, would not admit it. In her words, "I will not admit that poor guy is my friend. However, as one of the few who is qualified to talk to me on an equal footing, if the news that Mona was oppressed because of money gets out, it will also make me lose face. Therefore, I have the responsibility to save her from the quagmire of debt."

As Mona said this, she looked at Fischl as if she were looking at a god... but Fischl's domineering look only lasted until she learned the specific amount of the penalty.

That’s why Fischer is still accepting commissions during the vintage festival.

Humph! That girl actually dared to ignore my existence at that time, and even dared to harm my friend. If I met her alone, I would definitely hang her up and torture her with the Ten Tortures of the Netherworld Pure Land!

Fischl was thinking about how she would torture Kujo Tsumugi if she were to catch her one day, and she had no idea of ​​the impending crisis.

"Miss be careful!"

Oz's voice rang in Fischl's mind, but it was too late. Before Fischl could see who the attacker was, he was knocked down by her from the sky.

"It hurts, it hurts..."

Kujo Tsumugi rubbed her little butt. This was the bad thing about sleeping on a tree. It was easy to fall off the tree. But luckily Kujo Tsumugi was well prepared and found a relatively low branch to sleep on. Even if she fell, she would not feel pain. Instead, she felt soft and bouncy under her body, as if she had been caught by a slime.

"Can you please get off this princess quickly?!"

Fischl looked angrily at the girl who fell from the sky and rode on him. If she was not a girl, Fischl would have summoned Oz long ago.

But soon, Fischl's attention was focused on the two pairs of black wings, one large and one small, behind the girl. The next moment, Fischl directly hugged Kujo Tsumugi.

"Oz, that's great! After my...this princess's day and night anticipation, you finally changed!"

Tsumugi Kujo: Shit! The slime is talking!

Oh, it's not a slime...

Tsumugi Kujo looked at Fischl who kept rubbing her cheek against him, and she was in a state of hesitation. Should she push him away or not?

Chapter 204: Historical Issues about the Mona Contract

After enjoying Fischl's rubbing service for a while, Tsumugi Kujo found that this guy had no intention of stopping at all, and his hand was even reaching towards her wings. So Tsumugi Kujo hurriedly called a stop and pushed Fischl away.

"You...wait! You bastard!"

Shifting his sight from the wings to Tsumugi Kujo's cheek, Fischl realized that the person in front of him was not Oz, but the culprit who had harmed his good friend Mona.

"Hasn't anyone told you that only close people can touch the wings of a Tengu?"

Kujo Tsumugi's tone was a little angry.

"Ah, I'm so sorry... No, do I need a commoner like you to teach me what to do?"

After hearing what Tsumugi Kujo said, Fischl's first reaction was to apologize, but she quickly came to her senses and continued to play the role of her middle school princess.

common people?

Kujo Tsumugi raised her eyebrows, this sentence was her minefield.

"How dare you say that... You're a chuunibyou who can't tell fantasy from reality! Do you really think that you can become the Princess of Judgment just by reading this crappy novel? Fortunately, you haven't read 'I Got Reincarnated as the Raiden Shogun and Became Invincible', otherwise I would have led the people of Inazuma to overthrow you, the puppet general!"

"A guy like you should be caught by the Hilliculers and then act out the story of the Princess Muzan, and finally get beeped by the little Hilliculer you gave birth to, and then beeped again, and finally..."