I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"I get it, Kusuo, you're really a tsundere."

Just when Xiang Bo Ming was about to continue harassing Qi Mu, a student ran to Xiang Bo Ming's side.

"My dear, please help me predict what I should eat for dinner today so that I can decide whether to start losing weight from today."

[If you want to lose weight, treat your dinner equally! ]

"Okay, okay, I'll come right away."

The fortune teller agreed without hesitation.

【I knew it……】

……

Take a lunch break at noon.

"Qi Mu, let's form a club."

Higashi Sualen put his hands on Qi Mu's shoulders and looked into his eyes. Qi Mu could see determination in his eyes.

[Have I just heard this before? ]

"Come and form a club with me and fight in the PK Academy. You and I can definitely make a name for ourselves in school!"

[Are you sure you are talking about a student club and not some bad group? ]

Higashi Sualen's hands continued to exert force, and even Qi Mu's shoulders, which were much harder than steel, could feel the obvious force coming from his hands.

[If it were an ordinary person, his shoulder would have been crushed by you. ]

"Qi Mu, haven't you ever thought about this? With our own club, we can do whatever we want in the club room. We can do whatever we want. We can use club activities as an excuse for anything we do."

[Okay, you have made your point. Now please tell the truth.]

"The damn discipline department doesn't even allow me to ride a motorcycle to school. I'm going to set up a motorcycle research department so that they have no reason to stop me!"

Higashi Suaren clenched her fists in anger, filled with rage towards the discipline committee members.

[You can talk to Anle about this yourself, don't bother me.]

"I...I'm going to fight the enemy, no, should I come and tell Yalian?"

Anle, who had been eavesdropping nearby, pointed at himself in horror. He couldn't take a punch filled with anger from Higashi Suaren, but Qi Mu pushed him out at this time.

"Yes! And you, Ale."

Xu Yalian turned her gaze to Anle and grabbed him before Anle got up and ran away.

"Tell me why you don't let me ride a motorcycle!"

[High school students shouldn't ride that kind of thing. ]

"Well, you can ride a motorcycle if you really want."

Anle shrugged helplessly.

"Please show us your vehicle registration, driver's license and other valid documents."

"!!!"

"I got my license revoked last time for drag racing with a guy from the same school. I don't have anything like that anymore."

The momentum of Xu Yalian in Higashi suddenly weakened, and it seemed that he also knew that he was in the wrong.

"Damn it, we were obviously racing together, why did they only revoke my license!"

Higashi Sualen pounded the table in dissatisfaction, making a bang bang bang sound on the metal tabletop.

[Perhaps because Hanabata Yoshiko doesn’t need any ID to ride a dog. ]

……

After school time.

"Qi Mu, let's form an alliance!"

When Saiki was packing his things and preparing to go to the student council to work, Kaito Shun approached Saiki.

[Hey, hey, are you guys done yet? Why do you all want to form a club one by one? 】

"I suddenly felt a revelation (on a whim). I need to build an unbreakable alliance on the front line against Dark Reunion, so that my allies and I can better fight against the evil plan from Dark Reunion!"

Kaito's eyes lit up and he grabbed Saiki's arm, obviously waiting for Saiki to join in.

"Then we can become heroes together to fight against the evil dragon. Become a fighter and hone your fighting skills in street competitions, or choose to become a professional duelist and save the world with the power of cards. Don't you yearn for such an adventure?"

[Dragon Quest, Street Fighter, Yu-Gi-Oh! To put it bluntly, you still want to play games. ]

[Now that we have finished speaking politely, it is time for you to speak the truth. ]

"Mom...my mother has signed me up for too many cram schools. I want to use the excuse of club activities to have more free time."

Kaito explained in a depressed mood.

(I want to spend more time with my friends.)

[Yeah, yeah, you should talk to your mother about this yourself. ]

"Qi Mu, do you think so? Indeed, I should muster up the courage."

Kaito made up his mind.

……

Kaito's house.

"Mommy, I have something to tell you..."

Kaito came to his mother shyly. He remembered Saiki's encouragement and mustered up the courage to say to his mother: "Cram school..."

"Cram schools? What's wrong with cram schools? Mom spent a lot of effort and thought to get you into this cram school. If anything happens in the cram school, you must tell me!"

"...No...I meant to say that I will work hard in the cram school!"

[Oh my, you have to rely on yourself for this matter. I can't help you. 】

Chapter 165 Let’s work together to help Hai Teng

"Haha, you are so embarrassing, little dwarf. You are so old but you are still afraid of your mother."

Whenever Kaito got a chance at school, he told the goblins about his troubles, and he got a response like this from Endou.

"Rantang, you guy, don't laugh!" Kaito Shun blushed and tried to stop Rantang, so that his laughing voice would not be heard by others.

[After all, she was Kaito's mother, whom he called "mummy" but pronounced "zhenmo", so it was understandable that Kaito was so scared. 】

Saiki has not forgotten how Kaito Shun called his mother when he was suffering from chuunibyou.

"It's a simple matter."

"Really, Alec? That's great!"

"Wouldn't it be fine if your grades were good enough that you didn't need to go to cram school?"

When Anle faced Kaito Shun who came to him for help, he said nonsense that everyone knew in a matter-of-fact tone.

"If I had such good grades, why would I need to go to cram school?"

[There's no need for me to complain, Kaito knows it himself. 】

Hai Teng Shun retorted excitedly. He just felt that An Le was trying to make fun of him and made him happy in vain.

His grades would have been in the top half of the second grade, but for some reason, one day the students seemed to have suddenly become enlightened and a large number of geniuses emerged, and his grades dropped to the middle of the grade.

Thanks to his mother who increased his tutoring sessions after scolding him, and his unremitting efforts, his ranking in the grade returned to its original level.

But this is already his limit. It would be extremely difficult to improve his ranking.

[Tsk, the source of the trouble is still you, Anle.]

"If you don't want to go to cram school, just improve your grades!"

"If you want to improve your grades, you have to go to cram school!"

"If you don't want to go to cram school, just improve your grades!"

"If you want to improve your grades, you have to go to cram school!"

"If you don't want to go to cram school, then...

[Ah hey hey, you guys are really endless, so noisy. 】

"Let's think of other ways."

Kaito Shun lowered his head in dejection.

"You just don't want to go to cram school? What's so difficult about that?"

After finally laughing at Kaito, Rantang shrugged disdainfully, as if he had already thought of a solution.

"That's right, this matter is too simple."

Even Higashiya Suaren echoed the sentiment.

"Bomb attacks are illegal. You should think of other ways."

Anle reached out and held the shoulders of Ran Tang and Hegu Xualen, staring into their eyes seriously, wanting to rely on his meager strength to prevent the crime from happening.

"Ah! I've stopped being a delinquent a long time ago. How could I possibly do something like that?"

Koyasu knocked away Anle's hand on his shoulder and expressed his dissatisfaction with Anle's groundless accusations.

"The most I can do is kidnap the teachers at the cram school and force them to stop teaching. I won't do anything malicious."

[Have the bad guys in Japan now become terrorists? 】

"That's right. With my peaceful face, I won't do anything so dangerous."

Ran Tang also denied Anle's accusations against him.

[How can you tell that you love peace with your typical Yakuza face? ]

"I have a serious plan." Ran Tang kept talking, wanting to tell his solution with great confidence.

"You're not going to kidnap my mom...mother!"

Kaito Shun had a look of horror on his face, and pointed at Rando with trembling fingers.

"more or less."

Ran Tang replied.

"I'll call my mommy and ask her to hide! Ah Le, you should call the police!"

Kaito Shun was so frightened by what Nendo said that he even forgot to pretend to call her mother and was in a panic trying to take out his cell phone.

[Hey, hey, it's been so long, and you still don't understand how ridiculously bad this guy Ran Tang is? ]

[Didn’t you see Anle didn’t have any…]

"Moshimoshi, is this the police officer?"

[Even when joking, you have to know your limits! ]

With Qi Mu's intervention, Kaito and Anle's mischief finally stopped.

"That's what you say, but why do you only do this to me?!"

Anle rubbed his red hands and complained to Qimu in dissatisfaction. Just now, when Qimu snatched the phone from his hand, he almost crushed Anle's hand bones.

[Not putting you in jail for making a false report is already a relief for you, you lawless criminal Zhang San! ]

After the little farce was over, everyone finally quieted down and listened carefully to Ran Tang's plan.

[We must be crazy to listen to Ran Tang's plan.]

"Why don't we, the geniuses, tutor the dwarf together? The dwarf's mother will definitely agree."

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