I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Just when Ributa Ima was about to open the classroom door and rush into Class 3, Grade 2 to invite her beloved seniors to have lunch together, her last obstacle appeared.

Disciplinary Committee member Anle is here to challenge!

[Now I have truly become a minor NPC trainer in Pokémon. ]

"I didn't expect you to be able to defeat the four kings I sent out. You're not a bad guy."

Anle covered his face with one hand and raised his head high. He looked through his fingers with disdain at the brave warrior Ributa Ibu who had overcome many obstacles and came to him with scars all over his body.

[Where did the devil come from? Are you possessed by Kaito? 】

"Stop it, Anle-senpai, I'm here to look for Teruhashi-senpai and Saiki-senpai, are they there?"

"Oh, it's you, classmate Nibuta. Long time no see."

Anle greeted Libutan Yiwu with a smile.

"Teruhashi is right there, and Saiki must have gone to the bathroom. I'll help you find him."

"Thank you so much, Senior Anle."

Five in a row!

[Ah, you, the demon king, actually betrayed me at the first opportunity! ]

Chapter 163 Lunch Disaster

Even with the help of the traitor Anle, it is still impossible to catch Qi Mu.

"Why is that? Doesn't that mean I can only have dinner with Teruhashi-senpai today?"

"Don't say things that make people envious with a pityful look on your face!"

She yelled at Rihoda Ima with dissatisfaction towards the passers-by who were envious of being able to have lunch with Teruhashi Kokomi.

"But since you're so cute, forget it."

In this two-dimensional world where looks are extremely important, Ributa Imu doesn't need to do anything. She is cute and charming, so she is naturally forgiven by others.

【Give me some measure of respect when judging by appearance.】

"Xiao Yiwu, let's go."

Surrounded by holy light and with a pleasant smile on her face, Teruhashi Kokomi packed up simply and reached out to hold the hand of Ributa Imu, and the duo of beautiful girls set off for the cafeteria.

"The combination of Teruhashi-san and the other beautiful girls is simply 120% more beautiful!"

The students passing by all exclaimed when they saw this scene.

"Wait a moment, Teruhashi-senpai, I'm going to go touch up my makeup."

Ributa Yimu turned and walked into the women's restroom she had just passed.

(Although I have already accepted my fate, I can never beat Teruhashi-senpai in terms of beauty, but I want to be closer to Teruhashi-senpai's radiance even if it's just a little bit!)

Rihoda Imu came out of the bathroom quickly. Not only did she put on makeup, she also wore a cute hairpin. Her school uniform skirt was deliberately raised, from a medium skirt to a short skirt.

"Nishida-san is even prettier now. Now that she's with Teruhashi-san, she's 121% more beautiful."

A student passing by commented again.

[It really only increased by one percentage point. ]

"Xiao Yiwu, you're even cuter now."

Teruhashi Shinmi cutely covered her mouth and encouraged Ributa Ima, who had indeed become a little cuter beside her.

"Teruhashi-san is so cute. They are almost 1021% more beautiful now."

[The numerical expansion is too exaggerated. 】

[And why are you, a passerby, still here? ]

"Hehe, thank you for the compliment, Teruhashi-senpai. I'm far inferior to you." Ributa Imu smiled foolishly because of Teruhashi Shinmi's compliment and rubbed her little face against Teruhashi Shinmi's shoulder shyly.

[No, at least in spirit, you are much cuter than Teruhashi-san.]

(Humph, you should realize the gap between you and me. No matter how carefully you dress up, you can't compare to one of my cute moves.)

[Look, Teruhashi-san’s thoughts can never be called cute. ]

Holding hands, Teruhashi Kokomi and Nishinota Ima walked to the cafeteria.

"Stop it right there! The new school rules prohibit dating in school. How can you hold hands with the opposite sex? You are so shameless."

Igarashi Kaede, who had recovered from her petrified state at some point, appeared and stopped Teruhashi Kokomi and Nishibuta Ima who were walking hand in hand.

"???"

"What are you talking about Igarashi-san? We don't hold hands with the opposite sex."

Because of Anle, Teruhashi Shinmi knew the name of Igarashi Kaede. Faced with Igarashi Kaede who suddenly appeared and blocked their way with strange reasons, Teruhashi Shinmi could only look at her with a puzzled expression.

"You're still quibbling. Isn't the man next to you just a perverted man who likes to dress like a woman?"

Igarashi pointed at Ibu Rinta who was beside Teruhashi Kokomi and accused her.

"???"

This made Teruhashi Shinmi even more confused.

"I'm sorry, senior. I just lied to you. Please forgive me."

Libuta Ibu knew that it was because of the lie she had just told to break through Igarashi Kaede's blockade that Igarashi Kaede misunderstood her gender. Libuta Ibu was not a person who would stick to her words, so she immediately bowed to Igarashi Kaede and apologized.

"So this is ah……"

Click—

The sound of taking pictures came from the corner, attracting the attention of the three people.

The head of the news department, Hata Ranko, was breathing heavily and looking at Teruhashi Shinmi and the other two with a flushed face. It was obvious that just now, she had created some big news that made her so excited that she was about to orgasm.

"The Discipline Committee member said something like this because she was jealous of Teruhashi's beauty."

Ranko Hata couldn't help but say the news title she had just thought of.

"Big news! Big news!"

"Stop right there, Ranko-san. Making up fake news is also a violation of discipline!"

How could Hata Ranko possibly listen to Igarashi Kaede? She turned around and ran away.

"Come back here!"

Igarashi Kaede chased after Hata Ranko and left, leaving behind Teruhashi Kokomi and Rishida Imu who were looking at each other in bewilderment.

……

School canteen.

Teruhashi Kokomi once again performed stably and got a lobster seafood set without spending a penny. Although Rishita Imu was a little worse off, she only spent the price of an ordinary udon noodle and got a fried shrimp tempura set.

"I'm a little tired of eating lobster every day. Why don't we exchange, Xiao Yiwu?"

"Okay, okay, I'll just eat with Teruhashi-senpai."

[Why hasn’t this restaurant, which values ​​appearance so much, closed down yet? 】

"Teruhashi-san, you forgot to bring dessert."

The cafeteria staff caught up with Teruhashi Kokomi and placed a deluxe coffee jelly on her plate.

【Why am I not a beautiful girl! 】

【Forget it, let’s just eat seriously. 】

Qi Mu decided not to look at the scene that made him envious anymore. He focused his attention and started to prepare his lunch today.

"Why did you come to my place? Can't you go somewhere else to eat?"

Anle, who was eating the bread in his hand, complained dissatisfiedly to Qi Mu, who was also eating bread and took his place.

Qi Mu and An Le are now sitting in the activity room of the Discipline Department eating lunch.

The other discipline committee members did not have the habit of eating lunch in the department office, which made it convenient for Anle to do whatever he wanted in the activity room during lunch break. As a result, he did not expect Qi Mu to follow him to the activity room today.

"Can't you just go to the student union's territory?"

[The student union is not like here. They eat together in the activity room every day. I can't stand that.]

[Don't worry about me, just continue with your plan. ]

"Forget it, never mind. I only brought one portion so don't fight with me."

Anle took out an induction cooker and several bags of ingredients for hot pot from the box containing contraband.

"It's such a wonderful thing to eat hot pot at school!"

【childish.】

boom-

Just as Anle put the ingredients into the pot, the door of the Discipline Department was suddenly pushed open, and Kaito Shun, Nendo Riki, Hirotani Sualen and others rushed in.

"Ah Le, you actually want to eat alone, are you still our good brother!?"

"Qi Mu, you actually betrayed me!"

【Same here.】

Chapter 164 Let’s create a club!

Another new day.

"Kusuo, let's form a club."

Qi Mu looked up and down at the fortune teller who suddenly came in front of him and invited him to form a club.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want to see my beautiful body?"

Xiangbu Ming first shyly tried to cover his face with one hand, but then he realized that it was a futile effort and just stood in front of Qi Mu with his hands on his hips.

"You can watch it as you like, but Darling, you have to be responsible."

[If that's the case, I will be responsible for everyone in my sight. ]

[I'm just trying to confirm whether you are Kaito dressed up as Xiangbu, otherwise how could you say something so Kaito-style.]

"Is there anything wrong with me wanting to form a divination club?"

Xiangbu Ming was unmoved, and she began to explain her purpose to Qi Mu.

"There is no divination club in the school right now. This is definitely a good opportunity for me. By establishing a club, I can not only get a free divination venue, but also get club funds provided by the school. I can also use my divination ability to help classmates solve various problems. Why not do it?"

【to be honest. 】

"It seems someone is targeting me recently, and I urgently need Kusuo's protection."

Xiang Bu Ming scratched his head embarrassedly, not daring to look Qi Mu in the eyes.

[I have told you many times, don't abuse your abilities. ]

"Please, this is the last time, Kusuo. I promise I will never abuse my divination ability again."

Xiangbu Ming clasped his hands together and pretended to be pitiful and assured Qi Mu.

[Yeah, yeah, you better be able to do it. ]

Saiki stood up and left the class, but came back not long after and sat back in his seat.

[Solved, they are just a group of pirates who want you to divine the location of One Piece. ]

"Thank you so much, Kusuo."

Saiki dodged the hug from Xiangbu Ming and waved his hand with a look of disgust.

【It's good enough to remember what you said. 】